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NIH Bear

@nihbear.bsky.social
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Am bear of science. Will bear for grant funding. The only official information outlet for the National Institutes of Health. Do not taunt happy fun bear.

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NIH Bear @nihbear.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
*gggrrrrrwwwlllllwlll*
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NIH Bear @nihbear.bsky.social · 23/01/2026
The Mexican special forces are gonna come for Mrs. Dr. Bear.
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NIH Bear @nihbear.bsky.social · 29/10/2025
I am not saying a truck spilling a load of infected research monkeys into the Mississippi swampland is a GOOD thing. I am saying it is the BEST thing. Go catch monkeys, you dipshit good ole boy pig motherfuckers. Condolences to the PI at Tulane.
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NIH Bear @nihbear.bsky.social · 10/10/2025
WHAT THE LIVING FUCK IS EVEN HAPPENING HERE
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NIH Bear @nihbear.bsky.social · 28/03/2025
I made you a violin
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NIH Bear @nihbear.bsky.social · 18/03/2025
Omen of the times. Photo by lattiboy on Reddit.
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NIH Bear @nihbear.bsky.social · 20/02/2025
I cannot even begin with the number of problems here. This is … something.
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NIH Bear @nihbear.bsky.social · 08/02/2025
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NIH Bear @nihbear.bsky.social · 19/08/2024
Whereever neurons light up in the dark of a mouse brain, and then are extinguished forever… I’ll be there. textflight.blog/wp-content/u...
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NIH Bear @nihbear.bsky.social · 28/05/2024
“Pull the trigger.”
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NIH Bear @nihbear.bsky.social · 19/05/2024
I have been left alone with a cake that I am NOT supposed to eat. What the hell were these idiots thinking?
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NIH Bear @nihbear.bsky.social · 01/03/2024
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NIH Bear @nihbear.bsky.social · 13/02/2024
I TAKE BACK EVERY BAD THING IVE EVER SAID ABOUT GOOGLE
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NIH Bear @nihbear.bsky.social · 13/02/2024
In case you were wondering what kind of Clovis-esque bullshit is in the toilet at Google.
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NIH Bear @nihbear.bsky.social · 13/02/2024
Snacks are frankly only barely adequate.
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NIH Bear @nihbear.bsky.social · 13/02/2024
Note: the bathrooms are well-appointed. If you spill anything, they have small, very absorbant, biodegradable sponges in cardboard tubes. With a nice little string attached so you don’t get your paws messy when you toss them.
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NIH Bear @nihbear.bsky.social · 13/02/2024
Secrets of Google: You can just tell anyone you’re supposed to be there for “VertexAI training” and they just.. LET YOU IN. During OFF HOURS.
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NIH Bear @nihbear.bsky.social · 11/02/2024
This Phoenix…?
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NIH Bear @nihbear.bsky.social · 28/01/2024
humple flandapulous, peri knobbloch sindo fallidulli
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NIH Bear @nihbear.bsky.social · 12/01/2024
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NIH Bear @nihbear.bsky.social · 04/01/2024
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NIH Bear @nihbear.bsky.social · 24/12/2023
Merry Christmas.
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NIH Bear @nihbear.bsky.social · 17/12/2023
You a heard of elf on the shelf, what about
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NIH Bear @nihbear.bsky.social · 14/11/2023
In case you were wondering.
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NIH Bear @nihbear.bsky.social · 11/11/2023
Come visit my promising new PD’s poster on Neurophagy! #sfn2023
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NIH Bear @nihbear.bsky.social · 09/11/2023
Soooo… Microsoft has not ironed all of the glitches out of Dall-E for Bing yet… Egad.
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NIH Bear @nihbear.bsky.social · 09/11/2023
I am an excellent bear
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