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The Nightwatchman

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This is a good time to have a dark sense of humor. 🚫DMs 🚫Maga 🚫Chat 🚫Porn Anyone with no posts and no replies will be blocked. "Where some see coincidence, I see consequence." - The Merovingian

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The Nightwatchman @nightwatchmanalpha.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
If the world looks increasingly incomprehensible and irrational, there is a reason for that: our brains are under chemical assault. Our prefrontal cortexes are being degraded, How long do we have left? 20 years? Ten? Five? We’re going to find out. nightwatchmanalpha.substack.com/p/nanoplasti...
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The Nightwatchman @nightwatchmanalpha.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
Notice beef prices going up, up and away? Get used to it. This problem is going to get way worse. nightwatchmanalpha.substack.com/p/nanoplasti...
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The Nightwatchman @nightwatchmanalpha.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
Never go full Sorbo!
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The Nightwatchman @nightwatchmanalpha.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
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The Nightwatchman @nightwatchmanalpha.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
I knew 0 things about Katie Zacharia before today. Now I know she's stupid. I guess that's...progress?!
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The Nightwatchman @nightwatchmanalpha.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Is that supposed to be a lot? That's around 7 gallons of diesel per adult American, so about 2 gallons of diesel per American per month for a few months. All total, that's around 1 day's worth of normal Strait of Hormuz traffic, spread over several months. This helps Russia more than anyone else.
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The Nightwatchman @nightwatchmanalpha.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
If the world looks increasingly incomprehensible and irrational, there is a reason for that: our brains are under chemical assault. Our prefrontal cortexes are being degraded, How long do we have left? 20 years? Ten? Five? We’re going to find out. nightwatchmanalpha.substack.com/p/nanoplasti...
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The Nightwatchman @nightwatchmanalpha.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Our immune systems are being damaged by micro/nanoplastic particles (MNPs), with every breath, every meal, every drink. Babies are being damaged in the womb, before they even take their first breath. And now flu season is here. Red alert! nightwatchmanalpha.substack.com/p/nanoplasti...
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Nanoplastics News Update - 2026/10/02
Down With The Sickness
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The Nightwatchman @nightwatchmanalpha.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Trump thinks that having more people vote for someone OTHER than you is a 'landslide victory'? Well, if you were somehow still wondering if Trump is a low-IQ individual, now you know: he definitely is.
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The Nightwatchman @nightwatchmanalpha.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
In Mitch McConnell's defense, standing silently by is now all he CAN do!
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The Nightwatchman @nightwatchmanalpha.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Question: How many pedophiles can a president protect when the president is a pedophile protector? Republicans: Let's find out!
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The Nightwatchman @nightwatchmanalpha.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Abdul's the only one on Fox fighting for better healthcare for Fox viewers, so it's not surprising that they want to hear from him.
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The Nightwatchman @nightwatchmanalpha.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
In most presidencies, the VP doesn't have a lot to do. So the next Democratic president should task the VP: 'So far as is feasible and legal, get to work erasing all vestiges of Donald Trump from the planet.'
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The Nightwatchman @nightwatchmanalpha.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
...or two horses and a couple of buckets to catch the jizz.
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The Nightwatchman @nightwatchmanalpha.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Democrats believe that human beings are the dominant force on the planet and corporations are allowed to exist only so long as they serve humanity. Republicans believe corporations are the dominant force on the planet and humans exist only to serve them. That's the real difference in the parties.
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The Nightwatchman @nightwatchmanalpha.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Excellent hoisting by Megyn Kelly's petard.
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The Nightwatchman @nightwatchmanalpha.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Our immune systems are being damaged by micro/nanoplastic particles (MNPs), with every breath, every meal, every drink. Babies are being damaged in the womb, before they even take their first breath. And now flu season is here. Red alert! nightwatchmanalpha.substack.com/p/nanoplasti...
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Nanoplastics News Update - 2026/10/02
Down With The Sickness
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The Nightwatchman @nightwatchmanalpha.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Man, even Trump's Nazi ambitions are cheap knockoffs.
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The Nightwatchman @nightwatchmanalpha.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Micro/nanoplastics (MNPs) are waging a war on human sperm and men's testes (among other things). Looking to have children, men? Having problems? Might want to have your junk checked. This problem will only getting worse with each passing year. nightwatchmanalpha.substack.com/p/nanoplasti...
nightwatchmanalpha.substack.com
Nanoplastics News Update - 2026/09/25
The Creamy Goo Apocalypse
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The Nightwatchman @nightwatchmanalpha.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Sideshow Bob, starring Eric Schmitt!
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ALT: Sideshow Bob Rake
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The Nightwatchman @nightwatchmanalpha.bsky.social · 12/01/2026
Bad flu season? Get used to it. Micro-/nano-plastics (MNPs) have harmed our immune systems and are making viruses more dangerous. This could end up being the killshot that ends us. nightwatchmanalpha.substack.com/p/immune-sys...
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Immune Systems Degrading
Signal #27 - MNP-Viral Vector Enhancement + Bone Marrow Contamination
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The Nightwatchman @nightwatchmanalpha.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
2025-05-01 - Inhaled Microplastics Damage Immune Systems: www.eurekalert.org/news-release... academic.oup.com/ajrccm/artic... Quote: "The findings shed new light on the mechanisms through which microplastic exposure leads to long-term disruption of immune function..."
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Inhaled microplastics inhibit key immune cell in the lungs
Microplastics are ubiquitous in the environment, and we all routinely inhale these tiny pollutants. Now new research published at the ATS 2025 International Conference has found that inhaled microplastics suppress pulmonary macrophages, a type of white blood cell found in the lungs that are critical to the immune system.
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The Nightwatchman @nightwatchmanalpha.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
2025-05-01 - Inhaled Microplastics Damage Immune Systems: www.eurekalert.org/news-release... academic.oup.com/ajrccm/artic... Quote: "The findings shed new light on the mechanisms through which microplastic exposure leads to long-term disruption of immune function..."
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The Nightwatchman @nightwatchmanalpha.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
I'm grateful Republicans keep bringing Jack and in and letting him show how stupid they are.
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The Nightwatchman @nightwatchmanalpha.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Set a globe spinning and throw a dart at it. Odds are that the country closest to where the dart lands has better healthcare than we do in the US.
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The Nightwatchman @nightwatchmanalpha.bsky.social · 06/07/2026
Index to information about the micro/nanoplastic (MNP) extinction event that humanity is now facing. For scientists, policy-makers and people who want humanity to have a future, this is a good place to start. nightwatchmanalpha.substack.com/p/mnp-signal...
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MNP Signal Index
Nightwatchman's Index of MNP Signals and Related Posts
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The Nightwatchman @nightwatchmanalpha.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
If you buy 146 packs of hotdogs and 192 packs of buns, you'll end up with 28,032 hot dogs with matching buns. Problem solved!
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The Nightwatchman @nightwatchmanalpha.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
The micro/nanoplastics (MNPs) contaminating and damaging our brains may be affecting our memory and our perception of the passage of time and our ability to concentrate - among other things. nightwatchmanalpha.substack.com/p/nanoplasti...
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The Nightwatchman @nightwatchmanalpha.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
I don't want them charged with treason. I want them charged with state crimes that cannot be pardoned away.
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The Nightwatchman @nightwatchmanalpha.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
By their own logic, MAGA worships a president who's funded by socialism and who commands a military that's paid for by socialism, they drive on socialism-funded roads and when they get old, they lean on socialism for retirement and healthcare. But oh no, socialism! Fuckin' morons.
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The Nightwatchman @nightwatchmanalpha.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
So it's not ChatGTP, it's ChatGOP.
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The Nightwatchman @nightwatchmanalpha.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
2026-09-24 - Microplastics as Emerging Neurotoxins: Brain Accumulation, Neuroinflammation, and Neurodegeneration Risk: onlinelibrary.wiley.com/doi/full/10.... "The 50% increase in human brain plastic burden observed over just 8 years...demand immediate and sustained scientific attention."
onlinelibrary.wiley.com
Microplastics as Emerging Neurotoxins: Brain Accumulation, Neuroinflammation, and Neurodegeneration Risk
Microplastics and nanoplastics (MPs/NPs) are emerging environmental neurotoxicants capable of accumulating in the human brain through blood-brain barrier transcytosis and olfactory transport pathways...
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The Nightwatchman @nightwatchmanalpha.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
2026-09-24 - Microplastics as Emerging Neurotoxins: Brain Accumulation, Neuroinflammation, and Neurodegeneration Risk: onlinelibrary.wiley.com/doi/full/10.... "The 50% increase in human brain plastic burden observed over just 8 years...demand immediate and sustained scientific attention."
onlinelibrary.wiley.com
Microplastics as Emerging Neurotoxins: Brain Accumulation, Neuroinflammation, and Neurodegeneration Risk
Microplastics and nanoplastics (MPs/NPs) are emerging environmental neurotoxicants capable of accumulating in the human brain through blood-brain barrier transcytosis and olfactory transport pathways...
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The Nightwatchman @nightwatchmanalpha.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Micro/nanoplastics (MNPs) are waging a war on human sperm and men's testes (among other things). Looking to have children, men? Having problems? Might want to have your junk checked. This problem will only getting worse with each passing year. nightwatchmanalpha.substack.com/p/nanoplasti...
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Nanoplastics News Update - 2026/09/25
The Creamy Goo Apocalypse
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The Nightwatchman @nightwatchmanalpha.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
2026-09-25 - The Potential Immunotoxicity Induced by Long-Term Exposure to Polystyrene Nanoplastics in Rats: pubmed.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/42770685/ Quote: "Overall, chronic PNP exposure caused widespread immune dysfunction and tissue damage."
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The Nightwatchman @nightwatchmanalpha.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
2026-09-25 - The Potential Immunotoxicity Induced by Long-Term Exposure to Polystyrene Nanoplastics in Rats: pubmed.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/42770685/ Quote: "Overall, chronic PNP exposure caused widespread immune dysfunction and tissue damage."
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The Nightwatchman @nightwatchmanalpha.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Putrid man has putrid poll numbers, finally.
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The Nightwatchman @nightwatchmanalpha.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
2026-09-20 - Microplastics and Nanoplastics: Potential Implications for Testicular Inflammation in Male Mammals: www.sciencedirect.com/science/arti... Quote: "Highlights: Microplastics and Nanoplastics (MNPs) induced testicular inflammation at the cellular level..."
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The Nightwatchman @nightwatchmanalpha.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
2026-09-22 - Male infertility is grossly underreported: www.dw.com/en/male-infe... Quote: "Male infertility can be caused by weight gain, stress, poor sleep, smoking, MICROPLASTICS and cannabis use."
dw.com
Male infertility is 'grossly underreported'
It's not all on women anymore — doctors do test men for sperm count and motility. But still too few men get checked, possibly due to a misconception that a healthy sex life means healthy sperm. Spoile...
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The Nightwatchman @nightwatchmanalpha.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
2026-09-22 - Male infertility is grossly underreported: www.dw.com/en/male-infe... Quote: "Male infertility can be caused by weight gain, stress, poor sleep, smoking, MICROPLASTICS and cannabis use."
dw.com
Male infertility is 'grossly underreported'
It's not all on women anymore — doctors do test men for sperm count and motility. But still too few men get checked, possibly due to a misconception that a healthy sex life means healthy sperm. Spoile...
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The Nightwatchman @nightwatchmanalpha.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
We'll be adding a Donald J. Trump Was A Staunch Protector Of Pedofiles Memorial Garden to that later.
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The Nightwatchman @nightwatchmanalpha.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
If he does, we can rebuild it and add a 'Donald J. Trump Was The Biggest Douchebag Of A President Ever' Memorial Garden.
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The Nightwatchman @nightwatchmanalpha.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Trump's clearly got a bad case of electoral cooties.
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The Nightwatchman @nightwatchmanalpha.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
2026-09-18 - Polystyrene nanoplastics and BDE-47 work together to damage human sperm: www.sciencedirect.com/science/arti... Quote: "The progressive deterioration of human male reproductive capacity has paralleled the mounting global dispersal of [...] plastic-associated contaminants."
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The Nightwatchman @nightwatchmanalpha.bsky.social · 17/03/2026
Micro-/nanoplastics (MNPs) are damaging our reproductive capability and reproduction is becoming increasingly difficult. What would happen if we just stopped being able to have children? It bears thinking about because that’s increasingly plausible. nightwatchmanalpha.substack.com/p/the-empty-...
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The Empty Cradle
When the Species Stops Making Itself. Human reproductive capability is dwindling. This is an existential threat.
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The Nightwatchman @nightwatchmanalpha.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Hopefully we'll give the snipers a heads-up to GTFO before we start demolishing all the structures not approved by Congress.
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The Nightwatchman @nightwatchmanalpha.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
A micro-/nano-plastic (MNP) crisis is upon us. Earth's environment and our own bodies and brains are being increasingly contaminated. How (and whether) humanity survives will be determined by the answers to an evolving number of important questions. nightwatchmanalpha.substack.com/p/nanoplasti...
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Nanoplastics News Update - 2026/09/18
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The Nightwatchman @nightwatchmanalpha.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Why does someone with no balls need a ballroom?
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The Nightwatchman @nightwatchmanalpha.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
A president who bans the press is a president that fears the press.
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The Nightwatchman @nightwatchmanalpha.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
They definitely aren't looking at the micro/nanoplastics (MNPs) increasingly infesting our bodies and brains. In fact, they've postponed checking our municipal water for MNP contamination for 5 MORE YEARS. More info for anyone seeking understanding: nightwatchmanalpha.substack.com/p/mnp-signal...
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MNP Signal Index
Nightwatchman's Index of MNP Signals and Related Posts
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