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Aaron

@nighttimewaffles.bsky.social
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what fresh hell is this

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Aaron @nighttimewaffles.bsky.social · 13/07/2025
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Aaron @nighttimewaffles.bsky.social · 12/07/2025
That's the mayor
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Aaron @nighttimewaffles.bsky.social · 10/07/2025
We used to be a proper country
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Aaron @nighttimewaffles.bsky.social · 09/07/2025
Too many to choose from, but his performance in Color of Money is an all-timer.
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Aaron @nighttimewaffles.bsky.social · 09/07/2025
It could be said they're in the zone of interest, but aren't fully committed yet
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Aaron @nighttimewaffles.bsky.social · 09/07/2025
Honestly? Good for her.
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Aaron @nighttimewaffles.bsky.social · 09/07/2025
Me, reading the name "Thomas Chatterton Williams"
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a man says " i don t know what i expected " in a kitchen
ALT: a man says " i don t know what i expected " in a kitchen
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Aaron @nighttimewaffles.bsky.social · 09/07/2025
At first I thought "who wrote this??" and then I opened up the original thread and said "oh, of course it was him"
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Aaron @nighttimewaffles.bsky.social · 01/07/2025
They used the thinky face emoji so you know that they're very very intelligent
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Aaron @nighttimewaffles.bsky.social · 30/06/2025
The idea that they don't owe voters anything because the other guy is worse is giving in to nihilism far more than voting third party is!
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Aaron @nighttimewaffles.bsky.social · 30/06/2025
I'm not one of those "we need better civics classes" guys who thinks more schoolhouse rock will solve our problems, but it wouldn't hurt for people to be reminded that in a healthy, functional democracy the idea is to earn the public's vote by coalition building and actually delivering on things
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Aaron @nighttimewaffles.bsky.social · 30/06/2025
Look, I'm not paid enough to be passably competent *and* funny at the office
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Aaron @nighttimewaffles.bsky.social · 28/06/2025
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Aaron @nighttimewaffles.bsky.social · 17/06/2025
I think holding them down under a blanket and farting on them would be deterrent enough, but I've been told I'm old-fashioned in my views of the justice system.
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Aaron @nighttimewaffles.bsky.social · 17/06/2025
It's a bold strategy for a frame narrative for sure. Those aliens are really good at cinematography
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Aaron @nighttimewaffles.bsky.social · 05/06/2025
The boy who grew up without a dad torn between two surrogate dads.
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Aaron @nighttimewaffles.bsky.social · 22/05/2025
Reliably informed that's the only word the new janitor character says and it has something to do with a trauma from his past
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Aaron @nighttimewaffles.bsky.social · 22/05/2025
The x-files was just serving up Michael Mann's "Manhunter" level shots each week. It's incredible
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Aaron @nighttimewaffles.bsky.social · 20/05/2025
They'll do anything to avoid enacting meaningful policies
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Aaron @nighttimewaffles.bsky.social · 18/05/2025
Not for lack of trying though, that tug is moving pretty fast
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Aaron @nighttimewaffles.bsky.social · 18/05/2025
Looks like there's a tug on the other side of the boat?
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Aaron @nighttimewaffles.bsky.social · 25/04/2025
If only we had some kind of widely-understood term for this!
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Aaron @nighttimewaffles.bsky.social · 16/04/2025
A lot to unpack here (and yes I know, consider the source), but nevertheless why is birdbrain in quotes?
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Aaron @nighttimewaffles.bsky.social · 13/04/2025
👀
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Aaron @nighttimewaffles.bsky.social · 13/04/2025
How come I never see you at the cluuurb (Lowe's Home Improvement)?
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Aaron @nighttimewaffles.bsky.social · 09/04/2025
Impossible not to hear this in the voice of Ron Popeil
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Aaron @nighttimewaffles.bsky.social · 04/04/2025
Re-entering our Triangle Shirtwaist Factory Fire era, except it's a Zara factory in Tennessee
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Aaron @nighttimewaffles.bsky.social · 04/04/2025
It's grim that I honestly cannot tell if this is a bit or they're actually beefing
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Aaron @nighttimewaffles.bsky.social · 21/03/2025
All the resources for the mars mission were used for hair plugs instead.
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Aaron @nighttimewaffles.bsky.social · 20/03/2025
The important thing to remember is it's not a political party's job to advance a meaningful agenda that wins votes and brings people to the polls. Instead it's about repeatedly shaming the public into pulling the level for the less awful option while offering no real agenda of your own.
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Aaron @nighttimewaffles.bsky.social · 18/03/2025
They focus tested and found that the user experience could be made even more annoying.
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Aaron @nighttimewaffles.bsky.social · 18/03/2025
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Suspect Guilty GIF
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Aaron @nighttimewaffles.bsky.social · 14/03/2025
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a man in a suit and tie stands in front of tie racks
ALT: a man in a suit and tie stands in front of tie racks
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Aaron @nighttimewaffles.bsky.social · 14/03/2025
"This year there was one transaction type you loved most. So much so it happened to your account 145 times. What can we say, in 2024, you and 'Overdraft Fees' were super acquaintances."
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Aaron @nighttimewaffles.bsky.social · 06/03/2025
"Person, Woman, Man, Camera, TPS"
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Aaron @nighttimewaffles.bsky.social · 06/03/2025
Virtuosity with Denzel and Russell Crowe is an absolutely weirdo plot elevated by the two leads. Heat manages to do it in one scene with Pacino and DeNiro. The 90s may have been the golden age of these kinds of movies
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Aaron @nighttimewaffles.bsky.social · 05/03/2025
Jared Leto character ass line
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Aaron @nighttimewaffles.bsky.social · 05/03/2025
This seems more than plausible. There's also the aspect of mass entertainment shifting from going out in public/the larger community to take in a newsreel to being able to mainline whatever weird, reactionary programming you want on demand in total isolation in your own home.
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Aaron @nighttimewaffles.bsky.social · 02/03/2025
The Robby Müller cinematography makes this movie absolutely gorgeous to look at. It's Paris Texas with guns, car chases, and the nastiest collection of characters you'll ever meet.
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