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Nigel (no, not *that* one) - I ♥️ 🇨🇦 @nigelingledew.bsky.social · 09/10/2026

Just do a final and replace all. Look forward to grant applications for super intelligence improving super hips, super insemination, super lighting, super flowers...

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Nigel (no, not *that* one) - I ♥️ 🇨🇦 @nigelingledew.bsky.social · 05/10/2026

I never met him and now, with a bit of luck, I never will.

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Nigel (no, not *that* one) - I ♥️ 🇨🇦 @nigelingledew.bsky.social · 05/10/2026

That authentic 'sat on an airfield before being sold as brand new' 70s look.

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Nigel (no, not *that* one) - I ♥️ 🇨🇦 @nigelingledew.bsky.social · 05/10/2026

I've seen one done, somewhere, so keep that dream alive.

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Nigel (no, not *that* one) - I ♥️ 🇨🇦 @nigelingledew.bsky.social · 05/10/2026

I hope you're not suggesting interfering with his Ring?

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Nigel (no, not *that* one) - I ♥️ 🇨🇦 @nigelingledew.bsky.social · 05/10/2026

Part of the damage. If someone had been in the way... But yeah, let's call him a martyr.

Van damaged by bomb that destroyed ULEZ camera

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Nigel (no, not *that* one) - I ♥️ 🇨🇦 @nigelingledew.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

They might start asking awkward questions about work visas, or non-work visas, residency status, marital status, societal status. Best to keep her (uncovered) head down.

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Nigel (no, not *that* one) - I ♥️ 🇨🇦 @nigelingledew.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

Bear with me here... • Import chlorinated chicken • Don't allow clear labelling • Public steers clear of all chicken, as they don't know which is which • Sales crater • Battery farming collapses • No more chicken effluent into Severn, Wye etc • Cleaner rivers • Water industry issues dividends Oh...

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Nigel (no, not *that* one) - I ♥️ 🇨🇦 @nigelingledew.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

But you're relying on someone else buying a new car so you can buy their second hand car.

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Nigel (no, not *that* one) - I ♥️ 🇨🇦 @nigelingledew.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

And I've been waiting 47 years for people to stop making plans for me, but there you are. Outlived British Steel though.

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Nigel (no, not *that* one) - I ♥️ 🇨🇦 @nigelingledew.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

One can only imagine what an 'oake shott' is a euphemism for.

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Nigel (no, not *that* one) - I ♥️ 🇨🇦 @nigelingledew.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

You only have to feel the unconditional love you get from a dog to know it's right. Looking a bit stern there in the photo! 😉

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Nigel (no, not *that* one) - I ♥️ 🇨🇦 @nigelingledew.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

I found the Conn Iggulden Wars of the Roses series of books very interesting and entertaining, after you get over that nearly every man is Edward, and every woman is Elizabeth. www.bookseriesinorder.com/conn-iggulden/

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Conn Iggulden - Book Series In Order

Complete order of Conn Iggulden books in Publication Order and Chronological Order.

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Nigel (no, not *that* one) - I ♥️ 🇨🇦 @nigelingledew.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

Which shows the accounts are in charge, otherwise it should have been €10.66. And all that.

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Nigel (no, not *that* one) - I ♥️ 🇨🇦 @nigelingledew.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

Here it is. Horrific. Two tier? This is acceptable behaviour for a middle-aged white man? Pochin has lost her moral compass.

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Nigel (no, not *that* one) - I ♥️ 🇨🇦 @nigelingledew.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

When Honest Bob comes to power, he will have this tapestry painted over.

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Nigel (no, not *that* one) - I ♥️ 🇨🇦 @nigelingledew.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

There was rats, rats, big as bloomin' cats, At the stores, at the stores. There was rats, rats, big as bloomin' cats, At the Quartermaster Stores. My eyes are dim, I cannot see, My party has no policy! My par-ty has noooo po-li-cy...

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Nigel (no, not *that* one) - I ♥️ 🇨🇦 @nigelingledew.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

I get appreciative nods from visitors when I reveal that we get our paint specially mixed by up and coming experts Block and Quayle.

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Nigel (no, not *that* one) - I ♥️ 🇨🇦 @nigelingledew.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

Elsewhere I've seen a photo of a transit-type van with a large vertical rip in a buckled panel just behind the driver's door. How this caricature of a far right MP is so dim as to defend this action - whether formally 'terrorist' or not - is beyond me.

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Nigel (no, not *that* one) - I ♥️ 🇨🇦 @nigelingledew.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

The Archers Omnibus. Sorry, I'll get my coat and head up Lakey Hill

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Nigel (no, not *that* one) - I ♥️ 🇨🇦 @nigelingledew.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

The ultimate sin is - it's just not any good. It's just lazy crap. At least Demon Eyes and Labour Isn't Working were memorable. This is just embarrassing.

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Nigel (no, not *that* one) - I ♥️ 🇨🇦 @nigelingledew.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

You say that, but this guy is 63 and just taking his first steps through Snipers' Alley, yet there he is attacking some of the very initiatives put in place to help reduce bad health outcomes. There we are then...

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Nigel (no, not *that* one) - I ♥️ 🇨🇦 @nigelingledew.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

Seeing 'Peter Serafinowicz' on a cast or production list is always a mark of (sometimes offbeat) quality.

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Nigel (no, not *that* one) - I ♥️ 🇨🇦 @nigelingledew.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

Like in our village pavilion? We are renovating and ensuring at least one cubicle is suitable for people with disabilities, and all loo cubicles will also have their own basins. The communal area will have baby-changing facilities. In a radical move, all cubicles will have locks. What's the problem?

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Nigel (no, not *that* one) - I ♥️ 🇨🇦 @nigelingledew.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

Also, while it is widely commented that Kemi could start a fight in a phone box, its less commonly noted that she would also lose.

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Nigel (no, not *that* one) - I ♥️ 🇨🇦 @nigelingledew.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

In three lanes of slow-moving traffic Kemi is the bad-ass in the Audi ahead of you furiously zigging and zagging between lanes and cutting-in to gain fractional advantage. Kemi is also, over time, the Audi behind you that, as drivers realise what she's up to and get fed up, gets boxed in.

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Nigel (no, not *that* one) - I ♥️ 🇨🇦 @nigelingledew.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

I agree, but think it might be a good idea to spend some of the money saved on news coverage. You know, get some journalists in.

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Nigel (no, not *that* one) - I ♥️ 🇨🇦 @nigelingledew.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

Flying is just falling, but missing the ground. Douglas Adams

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Nigel (no, not *that* one) - I ♥️ 🇨🇦 @nigelingledew.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

And a video booth for Our Dubai Correspondent, the fragrant, VAT-avoiding Isobel Trickeshott

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Nigel (no, not *that* one) - I ♥️ 🇨🇦 @nigelingledew.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

Or ensuring that receipts from council house sales were returned to the local authorities so they could invest in new stock. It's just like good housekeeping, always replenish the larder after you've consumed something so you don't run short. Isn't that the sort of thing she always wanged on about?

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Nigel (no, not *that* one) - I ♥️ 🇨🇦 @nigelingledew.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

But there's no proof that Farage has ever met a single Russian.

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