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Nigel

@nigeldalek.bsky.social
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Retired civil servant, Anglican atheist, eccentric, lefty Green, autodidact, working class hero and a bit queer. Everything was better in the old days, though it really wasn't and some things were worse, like dentistry and sex. Britain free or nought 🇬🇧🇮🇪🇬🇱🇨🇦🇪🇺

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Nigel @nigeldalek.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
RIP Dolly Parton, a true Humanist and what's more, a Christian.
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Nigel @nigeldalek.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
Little known fact, the Bishop of Dover was a dirty dancer. When back in the day she danced the fandango at the Wilson Carlile College of Evangelism in Blackheath, heads would turn. Including mine.
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Nigel @nigeldalek.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
Was going to post something, had to sign in again because of the denial of service attack, post completely slipped my mind, probably for the best, mostly post nonsense.
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Nigel @nigeldalek.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
RIP Jason Arday. Cambridge and the academic industry has much to answer for. Heads should roll,but they won't. A vulnerable and fallible individual was exploited. Things should have been done better.
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Nigel @nigeldalek.bsky.social · 09/08/2026
I'm no Errol Flynn in the trouser department. However, modest though I may be, when sporting shorts, I often find myself somewhat, how shall I say, constricted? Is it not time for the reintroduction of the cod-piece?
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Nigel @nigeldalek.bsky.social · 03/08/2026
Broadsheet newspapers remember them? You're old!
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Nigel @nigeldalek.bsky.social · 03/08/2026
The world is on fire. Are we worth saving? We inherited a world which was the most beautiful and benign in Earth's four billion years odd history, and we fucked it in the arse.
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Nigel @nigeldalek.bsky.social · 27/07/2026
Love and kudos and best wishes to the firefighters and allied personnel of France and Spain. More power to you. Heroes.
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Nigel @nigeldalek.bsky.social · 27/07/2026
Nigel Farage is pants. Smelly pants. I mean really rancid and corrupt nether-wear. About £5000000 worth of rancid corruption. Viva la Binface! Free Clacton!
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Nigel @nigeldalek.bsky.social · 10/07/2026
This is an official deep Binstate account. You will be like us. You have bin warned. Comply or be binned. Vote Binface. #CountBinface
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Nigel @nigeldalek.bsky.social · 10/07/2026
youtu.be/uuwilrnxCtk?...
youtu.be
Breaking: Nigel Farage Resigns as MP - #BrokenNews
YouTube video by Larry & Paul
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Nigel @nigeldalek.bsky.social · 09/07/2026
All hail our Galactic Leader:
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Nigel @nigeldalek.bsky.social · 05/07/2026
Everything is wrong, nothing is right. You thought it was, but it's not.
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Nigel @nigeldalek.bsky.social · 05/07/2026
'Merica, just ask nicely and I'm sure Canada and the United Kingdom shall welcome you back on easy terms. Only you can make yourself great again, go British.
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Nigel @nigeldalek.bsky.social · 05/07/2026
07/04/2026, 'Merica time. Meh. What a disappointment.
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Nigel @nigeldalek.bsky.social · 05/07/2026
Most of the United States are vast extraction colonies for the East Coast and California. Fact. And it's a declining Empire.
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Nigel @nigeldalek.bsky.social · 26/06/2026
Getting hot, hot, hot... feck off!
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Nigel @nigeldalek.bsky.social · 25/06/2026
RFK has incited violence in the UK. He has stated that 'immigrants' present a health risk and that 'English men' should carry crusader swords as health protection and be given a free pass for any consequences.
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Nigel @nigeldalek.bsky.social · 19/06/2026
RKs bottom fails to repel foreign inflatables yet attracts British arseholes. Despite feeling flattered, RK denies being even a little bit gay, though he admits he's a big girls blouse.
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Nigel @nigeldalek.bsky.social · 19/06/2026
Tea, coffee, cocoa. The British Holy Trinity. Two world wars and counting.
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Nigel @nigeldalek.bsky.social · 19/06/2026
Reform concede, Burnham won. #Breaking #Makerfield
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Nigel @nigeldalek.bsky.social · 19/06/2026
Aren't vicars embarrassing.
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Nigel @nigeldalek.bsky.social · 19/06/2026
I may be a Howard, there's posh.
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Nigel @nigeldalek.bsky.social · 15/06/2026
Dr Who is cancelled. Because it is. Don't bring it back for at least 20 years, when I'll probably be gaga. And beyond caring.
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Nigel @nigeldalek.bsky.social · 13/06/2026
I'm going to be leaving and cancelling my account soon because social media is toxic. Stop the hate. Really stop it, or you're all going to kill each other. I'm white, if I do something horrible then all whites aren't horrible. Same for all other ethnic groups. Simple. Racism is evil. One love.
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Nigel @nigeldalek.bsky.social · 03/05/2026
Nobody is beyond redemption, not me, not you; no one.
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Nigel @nigeldalek.bsky.social · 30/04/2026
Perfection.
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Nigel @nigeldalek.bsky.social · 25/04/2026
Everybody just try to get along a little bit better with everyone there's good chaps. British optimism.
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Nigel @nigeldalek.bsky.social · 22/04/2026
When Americans say balls, we (the British) say bollocks. The rest is history.
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Nigel @nigeldalek.bsky.social · 22/04/2026
Now bear with me, many of you will find this far fetched, but I went to the surgery this morning and was seen by an actual GP! Oh yes, no mere physicians assistant or practice nurse for Mr N, but an actual qualified doctor! Flabber suitably gasted and chest infection suitably treated. Nice.
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Nigel @nigeldalek.bsky.social · 08/04/2026
Anyone else annoyed Armageddon has been postponed, again?
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Nigel @nigeldalek.bsky.social · 08/04/2026
Safe passage my ass...
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Nigel @nigeldalek.bsky.social · 08/04/2026
Donald needs to go to the farm,where he can play with the chickens until he runs out of steam. At least that way, we get to live.
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Nigel @nigeldalek.bsky.social · 08/04/2026
Impeach Trump, make Georgia proud again.
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Nigel @nigeldalek.bsky.social · 08/04/2026
Whoever whipped it out and pointed it at Trumps head deserves a fecking medal, that's all I'm saying. No names no pack drill, just a fecking OBE, with knobs on.
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Nigel @nigeldalek.bsky.social · 08/04/2026
We get to live for two whole extra weeks, who's up for an orgy (bring your own bottle)?
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Nigel @nigeldalek.bsky.social · 08/04/2026
Rumoured three special forces medics lost during latest Trump diaper change. There but for the grace of God...
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Nigel @nigeldalek.bsky.social · 08/04/2026
I'm alive! For the next two weeks at least! Probably!
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Nigel @nigeldalek.bsky.social · 08/04/2026
Trump = Chicken, thank God. Shame really I was rather looking forward to the Apocalypse, makes a change.
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Nigel @nigeldalek.bsky.social · 08/04/2026
Not long to go now, I'm pleasantly drunk.
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Nigel @nigeldalek.bsky.social · 08/04/2026
What's the best cure for a headache? A poke in the eye. Boom Boom!
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Nigel @nigeldalek.bsky.social · 07/04/2026
I miss proper telly. You know, the old CRT boxes plugged into an ariel on the roof. You would just come home, switch it on and watch whatever rubbish was on. No scrolling through endless content, just good old fashioned entertainment.
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Nigel @nigeldalek.bsky.social · 30/03/2026
Do not use dented or swollen tins. This may save your life. Bad times are coming, maybe you should start prepping. Random thoughts re-watching The Last of Us. You should definitely start prepping. Beware the orange man.
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Nigel @nigeldalek.bsky.social · 27/03/2026
Not at all impressed with HBO Max so far, screen freezing and buffering like it's dial up days. #HBOMax
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Nigel @nigeldalek.bsky.social · 24/03/2026
So the YouTube gods are feeding me nonstop Father Ted so that's alright then for me to keep on watching... Death to MAGA!
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Nigel @nigeldalek.bsky.social · 14/03/2026
It's the end of the world as we know it, no it really is. It's the tattoos and leather and spikes, armour, hair dye and piercings that worry me. I mean where do you source these things when civilisation is collapsing? We should be told.
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Nigel @nigeldalek.bsky.social · 11/03/2026
Be nice to each other.
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Nigel @nigeldalek.bsky.social · 11/03/2026
youtube.com/watch?v=jZws...
youtube.com
Hateful Eight- There won´t be many coming home (Roy Orbison)
YouTube video by Alex Adamica
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Nigel @nigeldalek.bsky.social · 11/03/2026
youtube.com/watch?v=cM0z... We are not involved, much.
youtube.com
B-1B Bombers Full Afterburner Takeoff – RAF Fairford [4K]
YouTube video by RankUpAviation
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Nigel @nigeldalek.bsky.social · 05/03/2026
Spoilers - I've just finished watching The Bone Temple, great to see Jim and his daughter at the very end (no Selena ☹️) so obviously not rescued by the RAF. This means we can cut 28 Weeks Later from the canon. I wish more franchises would be like this (looking at you Dr Who).
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