nigel-murphy.bsky.social @nigel-murphy.bsky.social · 27/05/2026It defies belief that republicans continue to elect people to some of the most influential positions in the country when their track records strongly suggest that no right minded person shouldn’t trust them to so much as pack groceries 030
nigel-murphy.bsky.social @nigel-murphy.bsky.social · 24/05/2026Clearly lesbo pinko communist propaganda 000
nigel-murphy.bsky.social @nigel-murphy.bsky.social · 22/05/2026And then he reduced the price of it by 1000% 030
nigel-murphy.bsky.social @nigel-murphy.bsky.social · 22/05/2026‘How’ would be a valid question at this point 000
nigel-murphy.bsky.social @nigel-murphy.bsky.social · 21/05/2026Well, no group of people have ever been so historically persecuted as the corrupt, what with all those prejudicial laws and discriminatory law enforcement and being sent to prison just for their cultural values, I.e. lying and stealing and cheating etc 000
nigel-murphy.bsky.social @nigel-murphy.bsky.social · 21/05/2026Now that we live in a world where nothing really happened and nothing is real anymore this probably is what counts for truth these days 010
nigel-murphy.bsky.social @nigel-murphy.bsky.social · 20/05/2026R.I.P. Pamela Jo Bondi. War is hell 000
nigel-murphy.bsky.social @nigel-murphy.bsky.social · 20/05/2026Man Hunter Biden’s going to make bank!!! 000
nigel-murphy.bsky.social @nigel-murphy.bsky.social · 20/05/2026They must be thrilled to have erased the tiny blemish of integrity tarnishing their otherwise uniform absolutely shitty, humiliating subservience 010
nigel-murphy.bsky.social @nigel-murphy.bsky.social · 19/05/2026Well I’m sure the gold plated kremlin employee of the year trophy will go well beside the fake fifa peace prize 000
nigel-murphy.bsky.social @nigel-murphy.bsky.social · 18/05/2026Nothing says “total victory” like… 000
nigel-murphy.bsky.social @nigel-murphy.bsky.social · 18/05/2026Might as well before the AI replacement comes out 010
nigel-murphy.bsky.social @nigel-murphy.bsky.social · 17/05/2026Bet all those tech bros are going to be real glad they voted for this dipshit when this shit hits the fan 000
nigel-murphy.bsky.social @nigel-murphy.bsky.social · 15/05/2026Are these the groceries we were promised? 000
Reposted by @nigel-murphy.bsky.socialThomas Benner @thomasbenner.bsky.social · 10/05/2026The truth is still out there... 23589492889
nigel-murphy.bsky.social @nigel-murphy.bsky.social · 11/05/2026To quote Fox Mulder on the simpsons “I hardly think the FBI are going to be interested in that.” 020
nigel-murphy.bsky.social @nigel-murphy.bsky.social · 11/05/2026Do you think that he actually believes that posting it makes it true? 000
nigel-murphy.bsky.social @nigel-murphy.bsky.social · 11/05/2026It’s good how every news outlet is pointing out that there was never any imminent risk off this, enough so that his director of national intelligence actually said so on record…but if there’s one thing Trump wants kept a million miles away from him, it’s intelligence 011
nigel-murphy.bsky.social @nigel-murphy.bsky.social · 10/05/2026Let’s pump that pig full of butane and shave it with a blowtorch 000
nigel-murphy.bsky.social @nigel-murphy.bsky.social · 10/05/2026It just makes me think of that perennially relevant onion article: no way to prevent this says only nation where it regularly happens 000
nigel-murphy.bsky.social @nigel-murphy.bsky.social · 09/05/2026Exactly the kind of financial acumen you want running your economy 000
nigel-murphy.bsky.social @nigel-murphy.bsky.social · 08/05/2026A gold swine maybe? A gold lame duck? 000
Reposted by @nigel-murphy.bsky.socialKittsky @kittsky.bsky.social · 07/05/2026But put bruises on its hands 065
nigel-murphy.bsky.social @nigel-murphy.bsky.social · 05/05/2026Dealing to employment like he dealt to affordability 000
nigel-murphy.bsky.social @nigel-murphy.bsky.social · 02/05/2026Well it was that or health care, so - you know… 010
nigel-murphy.bsky.social @nigel-murphy.bsky.social · 02/05/2026Might as well try and convince him that the ability to tell a giraffe from a rhinoceros is not, in fact, a sign of exceptional intelligence 050
nigel-murphy.bsky.social @nigel-murphy.bsky.social · 02/05/2026Persecuted by allowing him almost unfettered control over the (formerly) most powerful nation on the planet, and standing idle while he enriches himself to the tune of billions of dollars 000
nigel-murphy.bsky.social @nigel-murphy.bsky.social · 02/05/2026Well it’s not as easy as telling a bear from a giraffe. 000
Reposted by @nigel-murphy.bsky.socialPopehat @kenwhite.bsky.social · 02/05/2026I went peepee in the potty today. Aced it. There was a sink and a tub and a trash can but I didn’t peepee in any of those. I used the potty. The part where you should lift the seat cover first is very easy. They say “which part do you pee in?” And I say “the water part.” 932588408
nigel-murphy.bsky.social @nigel-murphy.bsky.social · 01/05/2026Well it probably was the first time he was made aware of a word with more than three syllables 000
nigel-murphy.bsky.social @nigel-murphy.bsky.social · 01/05/2026The fact that he doesn’t know that the English language has a word for this ‘unintelligent’ is a spectacular self-own every time he uses this slur. Though it is 5 whole syllables so we can only expect so much from a man who can lower medicine prices by 1000% 000
nigel-murphy.bsky.social @nigel-murphy.bsky.social · 29/04/2026That or afford gas and healthcare. It’s a real toss up 030
nigel-murphy.bsky.social @nigel-murphy.bsky.social · 28/04/2026I am sure a ballroom could fix this 010
nigel-murphy.bsky.social @nigel-murphy.bsky.social · 27/04/2026Sorry- who was it shooting who dead in the streets again? 000
nigel-murphy.bsky.social @nigel-murphy.bsky.social · 27/04/2026Yes - because it is manifestly evident that someone who is prepared to rape certainly would never be prepared to lie about it 000
nigel-murphy.bsky.social @nigel-murphy.bsky.social · 24/04/2026All cows eat grass and all sheep eat grass therefore all lobsters are moons! 000
nigel-murphy.bsky.social @nigel-murphy.bsky.social · 23/04/2026Numbers? How the fuck do they work? 000
nigel-murphy.bsky.social @nigel-murphy.bsky.social · 23/04/2026Pretty much standard operating procedure at this point 030
nigel-murphy.bsky.social @nigel-murphy.bsky.social · 19/04/2026Yes! Now that Trump has revealed himself to be the exact fraud he always was that some people miraculously could somehow not see, people are left with absolutely no one else they could vote for…no one…not a single possibility…anywhere 010
nigel-murphy.bsky.social @nigel-murphy.bsky.social · 15/04/2026I’m sure this will be remembered kindly 000
Reposted by @nigel-murphy.bsky.socialBen Collins @bencollins.bsky.social · 14/04/2026A+ headline. defector.com/president-ex... 155174882906
nigel-murphy.bsky.social @nigel-murphy.bsky.social · 14/04/2026I guess we can refer that one to the department of imagination 000
nigel-murphy.bsky.social @nigel-murphy.bsky.social · 14/04/2026Well he has demonstrated a miraculous ability to turn money into nothing 010
nigel-murphy.bsky.social @nigel-murphy.bsky.social · 14/04/2026This is likely the first (and hopefully only) period in human history that historians will look back on and remember as a comedy 130
