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Nicole Simone

@nicolesimone.bsky.social
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🦊 Songwriter. Invariable redhead. ❤️‍🔥 Founder of @redemptionpaws 🔮 Turned a man into a newt once 📍Los Angeles msha.ke/nicolesimone

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Nicole Simone @nicolesimone.bsky.social · 03/09/2025
41% funded with two weeks to go. The presser in Canada is booked, the songs are coming together in the studio, and this record is happening. Thanks to everyone who’s backed, whether you grabbed a reward or gave just because, I really want to bring this full circle 🥹 tinyurl.com/bde2s4jm
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Nicole Simone @nicolesimone.bsky.social · 13/06/2025
Hi I’m in an American city where they are flying predator drones now. I do not feel safe. Thanks!
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Nicole Simone @nicolesimone.bsky.social · 25/03/2025
Whenever I hear the phrase “snap election,” I picture Carney leaping into the air shouting, “It’s an election!” followed by a West Side Story-style flash mob snapping in unison. Canada
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Nicole Simone @nicolesimone.bsky.social · 25/03/2025
I’m single because I won’t date someone who thinks Musk is “actually really smart”. Many, many men seem to hold this belief.
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Nicole Simone @nicolesimone.bsky.social · 25/03/2025
Musk does not represent masculinity. To women he represents a nefarious asexual nature. Masculinity is Jon Stewart: intelligent, principled, and grounded in both humour and integrity.
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Nicole Simone @nicolesimone.bsky.social · 11/02/2025
Proposing to invade Greenland and call it “red white and blue land” is beneath a toddlers intelligence. That actually happened today. Adults with brains allowed those words out of their mouths.
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Nicole Simone @nicolesimone.bsky.social · 06/02/2025
I think it’s funny that PM Trudeau likely had to call someone this week and tell them that they are Canada’s “fentanyl czar”. There must have been some difficulty keeping a straight face on that call. “Do I get a top hat?” “No top hat” “A cape?” “Best we can do is a toque and a sash”
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Nicole Simone @nicolesimone.bsky.social · 06/02/2025
Are Americans going to pay taxes this year?
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Nicole Simone @nicolesimone.bsky.social · 05/02/2025
I miss the 90s
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Nicole Simone @nicolesimone.bsky.social · 05/02/2025
They are taking apart the department of education.
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Nicole Simone @nicolesimone.bsky.social · 05/02/2025
It isn’t even a MONTH in and they already got to the concentration camp part of their plan. Seriously. Tell me again how history doesn’t repeat itself.
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Maz 🇨🇦 @atheistactor.bsky.social · 04/02/2025
From @nicolesimone.bsky.social on one of her other social media accounts. I agree, Prime Minister Justin Trudeau stepping down had a lot to do with trending right-wing hashtags, and people blindly following the trend.
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Tabatha Southey🇨🇦 @tabathasouthey.bsky.social · 03/02/2025
Going to tell Trump this is Canada’s Fentanyl Czar.
A photograph of Bonhomme, the official representative of the Québec Winter Carnival. He is a big white snowman wearing a red tuque.
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Nicole Simone @nicolesimone.bsky.social · 24/01/2025
Everything is terrible BUT the days *are* getting longer, so there’s that.
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Nicole Simone @nicolesimone.bsky.social · 24/01/2025
It would be interesting to see where Steve Jobs would stand in all this political mess if he were still alive.
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Nicole Simone @nicolesimone.bsky.social · 23/01/2025
My hot take is Musk did the n*zi sign, but he did it for shock value. He’s like the kid who gets on the local news and flips off the camera during a school interview. He doesn’t care about the consequences as long as people are talking about him… that’s what makes him so dangerous.
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Nicole Simone @nicolesimone.bsky.social · 23/01/2025
Canada’s basically like, “If you’re going to leave, you better come back with something impressive, like an Oscar, or at least an In-N-Out franchise. Otherwise, it’s maple treason.
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Nicole Simone @nicolesimone.bsky.social · 23/01/2025
Can people stop asking me if I’m moving back to Canada? I haven’t achieved enough success here in the States for Canada to take me back.
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Sarah Hollowell @sarahhollowell.bsky.social · 22/01/2025
Here's a challenge for male writers: If you're writing a female main character, see if you can make it like 50 whole pages before she thinks about her weight and how it compares to other female characters and how it's okay if she's a little ✨soft✨ because she's given birth
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Nicole Simone @nicolesimone.bsky.social · 22/01/2025
We don’t need to see you get into a really cold tub of water. It’s messed up. It’s weird. Please don’t post that. We’ve only had heated water as a whole for less than a hundred years
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Nicole Simone @nicolesimone.bsky.social · 22/01/2025
Now, I’m going to mellow out and watch a Winston Churchill documentary.
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Nicole Simone @nicolesimone.bsky.social · 22/01/2025
The last thing we need during times of immediate disaster or unrest are recalls and votes of no confidence. I will always deeply disrespect those who choose to sow division rather than foster unity when it’s needed most.
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Nicole Simone @nicolesimone.bsky.social · 22/01/2025
Being a millennial who has lived through nothing but ‘unprecedented times,’ here’s my biggest annoyance: the knee-jerk reaction to blame leadership whenever something goes wrong.
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Nicole Simone @nicolesimone.bsky.social · 14/01/2025
Oh you're an AI Artist? Oh wow. Do you color in coloring books for a living too?
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Nicole Simone @nicolesimone.bsky.social · 14/01/2025
Hey #Canada check out this interview with Mark Carney (liberal candidate) on the Daily Show. This is such a great alternative to PP www.youtube.com/watch?v=zs8S...
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Mark Carney - Canada Not Interested in Trump’s Offer & Liberal Leadership Prospects | The Daily Show
YouTube video by The Daily Show
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Nicole Simone @nicolesimone.bsky.social · 14/01/2025
TikTok considering selling to Elon Musk is like handing a chainsaw to a guy who’s already juggling flaming torches - it’s absolute chaos.
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Nicole Simone @nicolesimone.bsky.social · 13/01/2025
Perhaps it is just the ultimate Canadian lesson in killing them with kindness. 🇨🇦🇨🇦🇨🇦
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Nicole Simone @nicolesimone.bsky.social · 13/01/2025
Canada sending in more help today, providing extensive assistance (water bombers, hundreds of firefighters) to a country whose president-elect has recently threatened to invade and take over is, I believe, integrity at its finest.
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Nicole Simone @nicolesimone.bsky.social · 13/01/2025
Downloaded #Rednote today so the chinese spy can keep up with my posts.
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Nicole Simone @nicolesimone.bsky.social · 13/01/2025
Looking for a dog sitter while you evacuate the city has given me mixed feelings on some people.
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Nicole Simone @nicolesimone.bsky.social · 13/01/2025
Most of the evacuated people from La right now are on this loop: - check Watch duty app - check Ring camera for fire / burglary - check in on friends Repeat 🔁
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Nicole Simone @nicolesimone.bsky.social · 13/01/2025
WNBA Caitlin Clark just had her stalker arrested. He had been sending her s*xually explicit messages online and driving around her area. It's a level 5 felony where she is. Just a reminder to men who do this: - we will report you - you will face consequences - the fines and jail time are extensive
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Nicole Simone @nicolesimone.bsky.social · 13/01/2025
I wouldn't be surprised if Mosseri resigns. He's put a lot of work into the platforms just have them sabotaged by some insane masculinity rhetoric.
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Nicole Simone @nicolesimone.bsky.social · 13/01/2025
A video of South African firefighters circulating but it's from summer of 2024 when they came to help Canada. As far as I know, there are no South African firefighting staff in LA. correct me if I'm wrong but the only countries to send crew have been Canada & Mexico with an offer from Ukraine.
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Lisa Catara (official)💎 @lisa-catara.bsky.social · 08/01/2025
🚨LAFD are BEGGING anyone with firefighting experience to call 213-576-8963 to assist them, as they’re running out of resources🔥 #wildfire #cafire #cawx #la #PalisadesFire #Pasadena #California #californiafire #LosAngeles
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Nicole Simone @nicolesimone.bsky.social · 08/01/2025
Please include your pets in your evacuation plans 🥹🙏 #LosAngeles
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Nicole Simone @nicolesimone.bsky.social · 08/01/2025
We are experiencing a catastrophic event here in LA tonight. Please send good vibes to all the fire department and EMS. I’m staying put but I have an evacuation plan and a bag packed.
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Nicole Simone @nicolesimone.bsky.social · 08/01/2025
THEY ARE BULLDOZING THE ABANDONED TESLAS (and other cars) in the Palisades right now. Wow what a day.
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Nicole Simone @nicolesimone.bsky.social · 07/01/2025
Fire in West Hollywood on sunset. Palisades on fire. We aren’t even half way into this storm.
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Nicole Simone @nicolesimone.bsky.social · 07/01/2025
The sirens have been non stop. The street lights are out. Is this storm supposed to get worse #losangeles
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Nicole Simone @nicolesimone.bsky.social · 07/01/2025
I glow in the dark
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Nicole Simone @nicolesimone.bsky.social · 07/01/2025
Renaming the Gulf of Mexico the Gulf of America means that they will rename Canada to Snowy America, right?
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Nicole Simone @nicolesimone.bsky.social · 07/01/2025
Today LA feels like it's blowing away and so does my sanity.
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Nicole Simone @nicolesimone.bsky.social · 07/01/2025
Replacing fact-checking with opinion is like building a bridge out of wishes, fragile, unsupported, and destined to collapse under scrutiny.
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Nicole Simone @nicolesimone.bsky.social · 07/01/2025
Alright, this is it then. The last reasonable space on the internet.
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Nicole Simone @nicolesimone.bsky.social · 08/12/2024
What I wish men understood: Freezing eggs costs at least $10,000. A surrogate can cost upwards of $100,000 (where legal). IVF costs thousands per cycle. Not all women, regardless of age, are biologically able to have children for a variety of reasons.
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Nicole Simone @nicolesimone.bsky.social · 08/12/2024
I wish I had been able to have had kids but it’s not in the cards. Surrogacy and adoption are extremely expensive. But I’m always surprised how people tell me just to have a kid on my own anyway. A single mom? In *this* economy? In *this* political hellscape? Are you insane?
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Nicole Simone @nicolesimone.bsky.social · 28/11/2024
HappyThanksgiving especially to all those single people who have brought their dog to Thanksgiving dinner as their date. She got me flowers.
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Nicole Simone @nicolesimone.bsky.social · 27/11/2024
It’s nice to see publishing companies just give up on the Canadian dollar
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