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Nicole Lawe @nicolelawe.bsky.social · 02/12/2025

Lived out both my wildest dream and worst nightmare today when both of my cats (sworn enemies) sat on me at the same time, hissing and exchanging evil glares. It was as exhilarating as it was terrifying, and I need to document that THIS HAPPENED.

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Nicole Lawe @nicolelawe.bsky.social · 01/12/2025

I’m so glad I had the foresight not to do elf on the shelf with my kids. Well, good luck to the rest of you, and Godspeed. 🫡

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Nicole Lawe @nicolelawe.bsky.social · 01/12/2025

Busting out the Christmas decorations and gazing upon my graveyard of globeless snowglobes. My kids have really never met a snowglobe they couldn’t break.

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Nicole Lawe @nicolelawe.bsky.social · 26/10/2025

I’m just a mom, standing in front of my kids’ schools, asking them not to do spirit week the same week as Halloween.

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Nicole Lawe @nicolelawe.bsky.social · 26/10/2025

Beans in the trap, beans, beans, in the trap. Beans in the trap, beans, beans, in the trap. 🫘

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Nicole Lawe @nicolelawe.bsky.social · 24/10/2025

Whether I am 16 or 36, Adam Brody still does it for me 100%. Why do men age like this and I age like milk?

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Nicole Lawe @nicolelawe.bsky.social · 23/10/2025

How’s that “swamp draining” coming along? 🤔

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Nicole Lawe @nicolelawe.bsky.social · 23/10/2025

Good morning to all the Seth Cohen girlies out there, and happy Nobody Wants This season 2 premiere day to all who celebrate! 🙌

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Nicole Lawe @nicolelawe.bsky.social · 03/10/2025

Listen, I’m a Folklore girly through and through. But I’m also a ho for 1989 and Rep, and WE ARE SO BACK. This album makes me want to go for a hot girl walk.

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Nicole Lawe @nicolelawe.bsky.social · 03/10/2025

Wood is so catchy—love the Jackson 5 vibe. Anyway, on a TOTALLY UNRELATED NOTE, congratulations to my close personal friend, Taylor Swift.

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Nicole Lawe @nicolelawe.bsky.social · 01/10/2025

Fr fr. But only if he plays Albuquerque.

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Nicole Lawe @nicolelawe.bsky.social · 29/09/2025

Maybe he got stuck in the brunch line.

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Nicole Lawe @nicolelawe.bsky.social · 26/08/2025

Me: “I totally have a grip on reality. Like I’m a Swiftie, but I’m not *weird* about it, ya know.” Also me, today, after seeing that Taylor Swift and Travis Kelce are engaged:

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Nicole Lawe @nicolelawe.bsky.social · 13/08/2025

Tbh, clowning and trying to decipher clues is half the fun of being a Swiftie. Like what does it all meeeeeeeeeeeean? What’s behind the orange doooooooooooor? 😭

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Nicole Lawe @nicolelawe.bsky.social · 13/08/2025

Y’all ever wake up in the middle of the night to find a random af cat you’ve never seen before just standing in your living room and trying to start a fight with your cats, or is that just me? 😳

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Nicole Lawe @nicolelawe.bsky.social · 12/08/2025

Big day for insufferable people. Aka Swifites. We are so back, girly pops! 🤌

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Nicole Lawe @nicolelawe.bsky.social · 10/08/2025

Nobody talks about the dog person to weird cat lady pipeline. What happened to me? Why am I holding this cat and rocking her like a baby? This used to be a proper household.

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Nicole Lawe @nicolelawe.bsky.social · 08/08/2025

Started a new job last month and today I successfully automated some basic but time consuming tasks through make.com. I feel like a magician. Is this what dopamine feels like?

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Nicole Lawe @nicolelawe.bsky.social · 18/07/2025

You can tell I’m chronically online because my four-year-old walks around the house yelling “nothing beats a Jet 2 holiday!” and “do it lady!”

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Nicole Lawe @nicolelawe.bsky.social · 01/07/2025

His last thing on Earth? Man. One can only hope.

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Nicole Lawe @nicolelawe.bsky.social · 28/06/2025

My Spotifiy Daylist this afternoon is called “90s movies golf Saturday afternoon.” Where do they come up with the names for these? It’s like a Weezer, Blink-182, Foo Fighters, Sublime mix. Are they trying to tell me this is Millennial dad rock or…? Am I becoming a millennial dad?

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Nicole Lawe @nicolelawe.bsky.social · 27/06/2025

What ever happened to murder hornets? I feel like I dreamt that. Was that a collective hallucination or…?

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Nicole Lawe @nicolelawe.bsky.social · 27/06/2025

Didn’t know that a Pedro Pascal mirror booty shot was what I needed this evening, but 20/10. Perfection. No notes. Frame it. Put it in a museum.

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Nicole Lawe @nicolelawe.bsky.social · 10/06/2025

So if you aren’t willing to ride with me on a janky homemade Frankenstein’s monster tandem bike made from random old bike parts that may fall apart at any second, then don’t even bother.

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Nicole Lawe @nicolelawe.bsky.social · 10/06/2025

I just learned that my Grandpa had to sell his sports car to pay for his last year of college, but built a tandem bike so he could still take girls on dates. The ladies were—for obvious reasons—not very impressed. But you know who didn’t care? My grandma. And they pedaled all around town together. 🥹

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Nicole Lawe @nicolelawe.bsky.social · 04/06/2025

Hi, I cannot stress enough how badly I need teenagers to stop calling me “ma’am.” How can I be a “ma’am” when I’m just a wee little 36-year-old teen mother?!

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Nicole Lawe @nicolelawe.bsky.social · 01/06/2025

Sitting here as my kid gets his hair cut and they’ve got the American Cornhole League National Championship playing on the TV. If I start training my kids now, do you think they could go to college on a cornhole scholarship? This is bro level 1000. What’s next, horseshoes? Beer pong?

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Nicole Lawe @nicolelawe.bsky.social · 30/05/2025

RIP Reputation (TV) 🪦 I just know you would’ve been absolute fire. 🥲

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Nicole Lawe @nicolelawe.bsky.social · 23/05/2025

Sometimes you just need to ask yourself: Do I need to get my finances in order, or do I need to buy this taxidermy frog playing an accordion?

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Nicole Lawe @nicolelawe.bsky.social · 15/05/2025

My oldest turned 8 today. This is getting out of hand. What’s next, 9? Stop the madness!

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Nicole Lawe @nicolelawe.bsky.social · 10/05/2025

My oldest is turning 8 next week and what does he want for his birthday? Superhero stuff? Sports equipment? No. A nice chess set. Is this kid 8 or 80?

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Nicole Lawe @nicolelawe.bsky.social · 30/04/2025

My toxic trait is that I 100% would try to pet the forbidden kittens. They’re just precious little babies, just look at them. 🥺

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Nicole Lawe @nicolelawe.bsky.social · 13/04/2025

I remember buying the first MySpace cd because it allowed you to add more photos to your profile and Jesus I am old. We really peaked with MySpace though, social media has been all downhill since.

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Nicole Lawe @nicolelawe.bsky.social · 10/04/2025

Idk guys. Every time I open this app my Skyline just shows me ✨ENDLESS DOOOOOOOOOM✨ and I get it—because that’s what we’re experiencing in the US right now—but would it hurt for this thing to show me a derpy cat every now and then?

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Nicole Lawe @nicolelawe.bsky.social · 08/04/2025

This entire year has felt like I am being forced to watch the Scott’s Tots episode of The Office.

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Nicole Lawe @nicolelawe.bsky.social · 08/04/2025

Can one live off of string cheese alone? Stay tuned! Btw, if I stop posting here then the answer was no.

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Josh Marshall @joshtpm.bsky.social · 07/04/2025

You may be fearing your 401k is no longer enough for you to retire. But with all the cuts to NIH and Medicare you also won't live as long. So the policies are integrated.

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Nicole Lawe @nicolelawe.bsky.social · 07/04/2025

Alrighty folks, what fresh new hell are we experiencing today?

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Ken Jennings @kenjennings.bsky.social · 07/04/2025

This is really unfair to everyone who just voted for him for the racism.

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Nicole Lawe @nicolelawe.bsky.social · 07/04/2025

If one of my kids uses the word “skibidi” one more time, so help me…

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George Takei @georgetakei.bsky.social · 05/04/2025

Guys really do love to hear themselves talk, huh.

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Nicole Lawe @nicolelawe.bsky.social · 05/04/2025

I went out for drinks with my office the other night and they collectively decided to make it their mission to set me up with someone. I fully thought we were just being silly girlies, but they’ve actually started sending me pictures of their eligible bachelors. Help! This is my literal nightmare.

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Nicole Lawe @nicolelawe.bsky.social · 03/04/2025

Nobody is more dramatic than a cat who has discovered you went to the bathroom without them and then has a full toddler-level tantrum crying and sticking a paw under the door because for some reason they need to sit on your lap while you pee like it’s some sort of sacred feline-human bonding time.

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Jason Coupet @professajay.bsky.social · 03/04/2025

You can totally see how this mf bankrupted a casino.

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Nicole Lawe @nicolelawe.bsky.social · 01/04/2025

My 7 y/o picked this up when we saw it on the ground leaving school today. Now he keeps Uno Reversing me. Little does he know, I’m on Etsy right now buying a metal engraved Uno Reverse card to Uno Reverse his Uno Reverse. Got ‘em! You ain’t gonna catch me slippin’, my guy. 🔄

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