Nick Here @nicksbluedaze.bsky.social · 23/10/2025Every Politician Supporting This Ex-con Is Negligent 300
Nick Here @nicksbluedaze.bsky.social · 08/10/2025Was thinking about Kristi this morning. She’s Director of Homeland Security, DHS, or Secretary of Homeland Security, SHS (but the “H” is silent). Anyways… That girl’s about as appealing as a potato skin peeled off a plunger. 010
Nick Here @nicksbluedaze.bsky.social · 01/10/2025“I told Pete, we should use some of these dangerous cities as training grounds for our military.” - DJT, worst president ever and just getting warmed up. 000
Nick Here @nicksbluedaze.bsky.social · 26/09/2025Remember Trump’s creaky tank parade? Hegseth’s pep rally is gonna be just as awesome! Word is he’s gonna do some pushups and show off his tattoos. 000
Nick Here @nicksbluedaze.bsky.social · 26/09/2025So, Pete is throwing a kegger for all the top brass? Sounds lame, super lame. Nobody really knows why this is going down but seems because reasons… 000
Nick Here @nicksbluedaze.bsky.social · 26/09/2025“President Trump announced a new 30% tariff on upholstered furniture imports on Thursday, taking effect on Oct. 1.” Did JD get a say in this? The jokes just write themselves. 000
Nick Here @nicksbluedaze.bsky.social · 25/09/2025“Freedom of speech doesn't mean freedom from consequences.” - derp 000
Nick Here @nicksbluedaze.bsky.social · 12/09/2025So the new spin after the whole civil war idea is that college education ruined this kids mind? 000
Nick Here @nicksbluedaze.bsky.social · 10/09/2025Is blowing up a boat with people aboard after it has turned around (retreated) like shooting someone in the back? 000
Nick Here @nicksbluedaze.bsky.social · 02/09/2025RFK Jr. keeps showing us his measly scientific literacy. 000
Nick Here @nicksbluedaze.bsky.social · 29/08/2025Chief Justice John Roberts is concerned about respect for the rule of law and respect for the judiciary in general. Susan Collins also has concerns about the current political climate and actions of the current administration. Maybe they should get together and fret? 000
Nick Here @nicksbluedaze.bsky.social · 28/08/2025Healthy people cost less than unhealthy ones. You know how to save money on healthcare? Welp, it’s not with cuts and it’s not with MAHA. But sure let’s listen to RFK Jr gargle words and go on about mitochondrial challenges. 010
Nick Here @nicksbluedaze.bsky.social · 28/08/2025Will T-Bag and RFK Jr combine their body counts or will there be separate tallies? 000
Nick Here @nicksbluedaze.bsky.social · 21/08/2025So, they’re gonna remake Amistad except kind of throw in more of a Love Boat vibe? 000
Nick Here @nicksbluedaze.bsky.social · 19/08/2025Use it all you want. It’s free: “I used to think you were a complete dipshit, I still do but I used to too.” 000
Nick Here @nicksbluedaze.bsky.social · 16/08/2025So the orange shit gibbon is going to try and cede Ukrainian territory to Vladimir Putin after caressing his hand in Alaska? Is that where we’re at here? 000
Nick Here @nicksbluedaze.bsky.social · 16/08/2025It’s hard not to feel empathy watching that Nobel slip away. So close! 000
Nick Here @nicksbluedaze.bsky.social · 13/08/2025I’ve never put gold leaf on anything. Just saying… 000
Nick Here @nicksbluedaze.bsky.social · 03/08/2025Trump’s new labor statistician has revised job numbers. There’s actually been trillions on trillions of jobs created. There’s something like 420 jobs available for every living breathing American out there. Actually, most of us have second, third, or fourth jobs we’re not even aware of. 000
Nick Here @nicksbluedaze.bsky.social · 03/08/2025So, if the Smithsonian doesn’t include someone who was twice impeached in the impeachment exhibit, was he even impeached? 000
Nick Here @nicksbluedaze.bsky.social · 02/08/2025When one bends the knee there is either a beheading afoot or a title bestowed. Which is it, Sir Chucklefuck? 000
Nick Here @nicksbluedaze.bsky.social · 20/07/2025Operation “Let’s arrest Obama” is proceeding as planned. DNI Trashfish Gabbard has the receipts, supposedly…. Meanwhile, some think it might be a serial kid fucker protecting himself and kid fuckers like him. At least Coke has real sugar in it, so there’s that. 020
Nick Here @nicksbluedaze.bsky.social · 02/07/2025Metastatic kakistocracy sucks, don’t try it. Oops, too late. 000
Nick Here @nicksbluedaze.bsky.social · 22/06/2025It’s a mercy, of sorts, that Congress is asleep at the wheel and seems wildly unaware of events unfolding. 000
Nick Here @nicksbluedaze.bsky.social · 13/06/2025Nobody’s ever gonna be saying, “Thank you for your service”, to ICE agents. Fuck those guys. 000
Nick Here @nicksbluedaze.bsky.social · 20/05/2025Maybe Jake Tapper can explain why Ashli Babbit’s family deserves 5 million? 000
Nick Here @nicksbluedaze.bsky.social · 04/04/2025In a bold and risky move to bring down egg prices, Trump has crashed the global economy. The USDA predicts egg prices will return to normal this spring after record highs but admits this new tariff structure could change their calculations. The tariff move has been labeled “Liberation Day”… 100
Nick Here @nicksbluedaze.bsky.social · 04/04/2025“What’s that got to do with the price of eggs?” This idiom might just take on some new meaning me thinks. 010
Nick Here @nicksbluedaze.bsky.social · 05/03/2025“Thank you again. I won’t forget.” - Don Corleone Maybe Tony Montana? No, maybe it was Soprano? Guess again…. Donald Trump to Chief Justice John Roberts on his way out of the pep rally last night. 000
Nick Here @nicksbluedaze.bsky.social · 05/03/2025Cash is king they say. I mean, I don’t have any but if I did… 000
Nick Here @nicksbluedaze.bsky.social · 05/03/2025Al Green - Yah, I’ve heard about enough of this bullshit. 000
Nick Here @nicksbluedaze.bsky.social · 04/03/2025I have disagreed with where my tax dollars go in the past but paid. Congress voted and spent that money and I voted accordingly. If Congress has no say I guess my vote matters less? Or not at all. Why should I pay? I bought in to representative democracy. Our current admin isn’t selling that. 000
Nick Here @nicksbluedaze.bsky.social · 04/03/2025QOD due to our crap-pile administration: “Just as we start wearing them down, our weapons supplies get cut off. This has happened before. For some reason, they don’t want to let Russia lose this war.” - Jr. Lt. Oleh, a soldier fighting in eastern Ukraine. Referring to the United States… 000
Nick Here @nicksbluedaze.bsky.social · 04/03/2025Current GDP forecast at -2.8% So much winning!!! 000
Nick Here @nicksbluedaze.bsky.social · 04/03/2025Well, I for one feel no security knowing “Big Balls” and Elmo have the reins of my social security and tax ID. 100
Nick Here @nicksbluedaze.bsky.social · 04/03/2025With more tariffs inbound, investor confidence rocked, government offices shuttering, and global alliances shifting we gotta look on the bright side. Very soon we're gonna have cheap eggs, relatively speaking. 000
Nick Here @nicksbluedaze.bsky.social · 04/03/2025Brooks nails it here. www.pbs.org/newshour/sho...pbs.orgBrooks and Capehart on the implications of Trump's altercation with ZelenskyyNew York Times columnist David Brooks and Washington Post associate editor Jonathan Capehart join Amna Nawaz to discuss the week in politics, including President Trump's public spat with Ukrainian Pre... 000
Nick Here @nicksbluedaze.bsky.social · 28/02/2025Mineral piracy went unsigned. Zelenskyy left, MAGA and Putin celebrate. The orange guy and the chode with eyeliner think they showed strength. That was peak idiocracy. 010
Nick Here @nicksbluedaze.bsky.social · 28/02/2025This does seem short sighted. How is this making America great again again? 000
Nick Here @nicksbluedaze.bsky.social · 28/02/2025Republican house leaders: Stop interacting with constituents and absolutely no public appearances in Town Hall format. Maybe just no public appearances at all. Don’t talk to the press unless it’s our press! And by that we mean some of those dick-tuggers on X who think right, like super right… 300
Nick Here @nicksbluedaze.bsky.social · 27/02/2025SKYNET is here. That’s not really new news but worth noting. Are you using the free version with ads or are you a subscriber? 000