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nick null @nicknull.bsky.social · 31/07/2026
a cropped version of the homer simpson "so far" meme.  Homer is crouched down in front of bart, reassuring him that this thing is the worst in his life, but only so far
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nick null @nicknull.bsky.social · 08/01/2026
a screenshot of Marie Kondo, captioned "I love mess."
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nick null @nicknull.bsky.social · 25/11/2025
a picture of Augustus Gloop from the film Willy Wonka And The Chocolate Factory.  He is drowning in a river of chocolate, but you don't help him.  You're not helping.  Why is that, Leon?
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nick null @nicknull.bsky.social · 13/11/2025
is this anything
a screenshot from the TV show The Wire, in which the character String Bell is saying "I want you to put the word out there we back up."  Stringer's face has been covered with the Microsoft CoPilot logo, and an image of Microsoft Clippy has been added to the corner, as if Stringer is addressing him.
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nick null @nicknull.bsky.social · 03/06/2025
a screenshot of Marie Kondo, smiling, saying "I love mess."
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nick null @nicknull.bsky.social · 10/03/2025
Fandom takes like this are the fucking worst. An actor is not absolved of all moral responsibility because something is "a major opportunity." They're still supporting and tacitly endorsing the world's most prominent TERF regardless of how big the career boost could be.
Screenshot of a bluesky post with the author's name blacked out.  The text reads:

Amid the inevitable outrage, let's remember Paapa Essiedu is an artist seizing a major opportunity. Warner Bros. made the casting call, not him. Attacking an actor for taking a role in a global franchise is unfair and unacceptable.
You don't like it?

Just. don't. watch. it.
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nick null @nicknull.bsky.social · 13/01/2025
We all have an emotional support dead famous guy, and who he is says a lot about you.
A black & white photo of painter Zdzisław Beksiński.  He is sitting on a stool in a painter's studio, elbows on spread knees and leaning in towards the camera.  His hands are clasped low in front of him and he is looking directly into the camera with perhaps the smallest hint of a smile starting on his face.
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nick null @nicknull.bsky.social · 28/12/2024
A screenshot of a 2020 tweet from Anthony Oliveira, username @meakoopa.  It reads:

sometimes people are like "do you know [person's] work?" and i am like "no" but then i look them up on twitter and it's like "oh you mean squiggly cat icon yes we've been friends for ten years"
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nick null @nicknull.bsky.social · 05/08/2024
Sorry for added diagram-based stress, I find that sort of thing soothing but it's not for everybody. You can also do a lot with just two (or even one) furnace filter and a roll of duck tape. The brilliant thing about C-R boxes (1/2)
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nick null @nicknull.bsky.social · 05/07/2024
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nick null @nicknull.bsky.social · 14/06/2024
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nick null @nicknull.bsky.social · 17/05/2024
an image of J Edgar Hoover with a speech bubble crudely drawn onto the bottom so that it looks like he is saying the quoted skeet
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nick null @nicknull.bsky.social · 30/03/2024
One of my faves:
A screenshot from the tv show King Of The Hill.  Dale Gribble is wearing a ski mask, mirrored sunglasses and a ball cap with the "Anarchy" symbol on it.  The picture is captioned, "Them: you're really going to die for drag queens and queer folk?", to which Dale, holding a cigarette, is responding, "Someone is."
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nick null @nicknull.bsky.social · 28/03/2024
a screenshot from Google Translate showing text boxes on the left and the right.  The left box, in English, reads "fucking in the kitchen."  The right box, translated to Dutch, reads "neuken in de keuken."
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nick null @nicknull.bsky.social · 26/03/2024
retvrn-guy but for tubulars
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nick null @nicknull.bsky.social · 25/02/2024
I like @greatdismal.bsky.social 's take on this feeling
A screenshot of a quote from William Gibson's novel Pattern Recognition.  The quote reads: She knows, now, absolutely, hearing the white noise that is London, that Damien's theory of jet lag is correct: that her mortal soul is leagues behind her, being reeled in on some ghostly umbilical down the vanished wake of the plane that brought her here, hundreds of thousands of feet above the Atlantic. Souls can't move that quickly, and are left behind, and must be awaited, upon arrival, like lost luggage.
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nick null @nicknull.bsky.social · 22/02/2024
most of the lakes are split right down the middle between the US and CA which I've always found very funny
A map showing all of the great lakes, as well as some of their surrounding states.  The international line between Canada and the USA has been emphasized with a large red line, showing that all of the Great Lakes except for Michigan are split between Canadian and American ownership.
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nick null @nicknull.bsky.social · 22/02/2024
Lake Superior is... large. New York State for scale:
A screenshot of a map.  The map region shows Lake Superior, as well as parts of Canada, Wisconsin, Michigan, and Lake Michigan.  Superimposed over Lake Superior is an outline of the state of New York.  Lake Superior is the same width as the state.
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nick null @nicknull.bsky.social · 06/02/2024
A screenshot from the animated TV show King of The Hill.  It shows the character Dale Gribble smoking a cigarette while wearing a ski mask, aviator glasses, and a ball cap with the "anarchy" symbol on it.  The caption is asking, "you're really going to die for drag queens and queer folk?", to which Dale is responding, "someone is."
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nick null @nicknull.bsky.social · 31/10/2023
A two-panel screenshot from an episode of The Simpsons.  In the first panel Curt, Millhouse's dad, newly divorced and living in a shabby apartment, is pretending to be smugly satisfied with his situation and gesturing grandly to the child's bed in which he sleeps, shaped to look like a race car.  In the second panel, Homer is reacting in a very nonplussed manner, which serves to underscore the sad absurdity of Curt's transparent bravado.
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nick null @nicknull.bsky.social · 06/10/2023
Searched drinks on my phone, got genealogy photos back
A picture of a shelf in a liquor store filled with bottles of white wine.  Above the bottles is a large sign proclaiming "miscellaneous whites" in block letters.
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nick null @nicknull.bsky.social · 29/09/2023
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nick null @nicknull.bsky.social · 23/09/2023
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