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@nickhide.bsky.social
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Managing copy editor at the website CNET dot com. Englishman in Virginia. Dad of twins. Indoorsman. Serial monogamer, currently playing: MENACE

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Nick Hide @nickhide.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Sorkin doesn’t just steal this from Roth, he has used it before in The West Wing (he is a frequent self-plagiarist as all WW fans know) Donna: You know what word should be Yiddish but isn’t? Spatula. Also, farfetched. www.theguardian.com/film/2026/oc...
Text: 
Sorkin's jittery, funny, syncopated style is unmistakable, as distinctive in its way as David Mamet, although he has one
joke about "spatula" being a Yiddish word that he has borrowed from Philip Roth's Portnoy's Complaint. It is the story of how
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Nick Hide @nickhide.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
conjunction of the moon and Jupiter as I was walking Goose this morning
early morning sky framed by trees. the moon and a small planet above it are visible if poorly photographed
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Nick Hide @nickhide.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
this Blur Lego set is genius ideas.lego.com/product-idea...
a Lego newspaper with "blur" in the band's font on the front. on top are Lego minifigs of the band, complete with instruments, and the milk carton from the Coffee and TV video
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Nick Hide @nickhide.bsky.social · 09/08/2026
ok ok ok I haven’t seen this one
it’s a NOW album cover but it says
NOW
THIS IS A STORY
ALL ABOUT HOW
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Nick Hide @nickhide.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
I saw Spidey in ScreenX, one of the plethora of new formats that have sprung up to compete with Imax. this one involves projecting extended images up the side walls of the cinema, which was kind of fun but also distracting
a cinema screen with example visuals from a ScreenX trailer, with a close up of a flower on the main screen and another on the wall to the right. the emergency exit sticks out like a sore thumb
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Nick Hide @nickhide.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
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Nick Hide @nickhide.bsky.social · 22/07/2026
Goose says hi
a small black dog of indeterminate breed lies on a big grey cushion, her paws resting in front of her, looking at camera
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Nick Hide @nickhide.bsky.social · 02/07/2026
feels like 24C here; will feel like 40C at home 👌
white clouds scud across a mostly blue sky above dark green tree tops
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Nick Hide @nickhide.bsky.social · 30/06/2026
well this is much more like it 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿
a rocky beach with catamarans lined up. a broken old pier moulders a few hundred feet into the sea on the right. the sky is covered in low grey cloud
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Nick Hide @nickhide.bsky.social · 23/06/2026
“WHAT ARE YOU” “an idiot sandwich”
Thomas Tuchel places both hands on Jude Bellingham’s cheeks
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Nick Hide @nickhide.bsky.social · 16/06/2026
Juan Pablo Angel is the most distinguished man I have ever seen 👔
Juan Pablo Angel, an extremely distinguished Latino gentleman in a dark suit, blue shirt and yellow tie that complements his silver beard and black hair, is pontificating on soccer for Fox
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Nick Hide @nickhide.bsky.social · 15/06/2026
absolutely mountainous effort by Shamrock Rovers’ Pico Lopes, who according to @barryglendenning.bsky.social was recruited to the Cape Verde national team on LinkedIn
FotMob data card for Roberto Lopes, a 33-year-old centre back whose heat map shows he did not go past the halfway lineFotMob data card for Lopes, showing 11 clearances, 3 blocks, 2 interceptions and 2/2 aerial duels won 🥇
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Nick Hide @nickhide.bsky.social · 12/06/2026
important Mexico news @miblogestublog.bsky.social 🦆🇲🇽
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Nick Hide @nickhide.bsky.social · 08/06/2026
Curaçao away is gorgeous too, and Japan away is growing on me. adidas killing it this year fr fr
Male model in adidas Curacao away kit, holding Trionda ball. the shirt is a lovely light yellow with dark blue edging and colourful stripes on the shoulderMale model in adidas Japan away kit, holding Trionda ball. the shirt is white with black edging and a rainbow pinstripe
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Nick Hide @nickhide.bsky.social · 08/06/2026
I've just seen the Scotland away kit and I'm deeply jealous
skinny male model wearing the 2026 Scotland away shirt, a coral tee with purple pin stripes and purple and white collar and sleeve edges, and the Adidas and Scotland crests on the upper chest. oof
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Nick Hide @nickhide.bsky.social · 01/06/2026
amazing shot of the Arsenal parade by the Guardian's Tom Jenkins
a cloud of bright red smoke hanging over the streets of north London, with the City and Shard in the distance
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Nick Hide @nickhide.bsky.social · 23/05/2026
TNG title card of an episode called “Yer a Wizard, Frodo”
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Nick Hide @nickhide.bsky.social · 20/05/2026
Jan-Niklas Beste looks like he's missing a barn raising to play in the Europa League final
headshot of a blonde footballer with a magnificent ginger beard
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Nick Hide @nickhide.bsky.social · 20/05/2026
saw this tremendously judgmental cat this morning
a white and grey cat with a big fluffy head, lying on a road, looking grumpy
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Nick Hide @nickhide.bsky.social · 17/05/2026
this thing is going to drive me up the wall
a plastic gecko with purple body and yellow legs climbs diagonally up the side of a bookcase
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Nick Hide @nickhide.bsky.social · 17/05/2026
when the kids you live with get a bunch of remote control terror equipment from their friends for their birthday
a small dog of indeterminate breed cowers behind a white chair and matching ottoman. there is a black blanket on the ottoman that is often mistaken for the dog at a distance
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Nick Hide @nickhide.bsky.social · 30/04/2026
(you can force it to respect your authoritah by clicking "Verbatim" here)
screenshot showing Google search menu dropdown, by clicking All results then Verbatim
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Nick Hide @nickhide.bsky.social · 30/04/2026
seriously wtf is the point of google anymore
Google search page showing results for "site:cnet.com ram shortage pc prices" i.e. asking it to search only the website cnet dot com, but the results show pages from TechRadar, Tom's Hardware and Reddit
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Nick Hide @nickhide.bsky.social · 25/04/2026
happy anniversary to my wonderful parents, 50 years and never a cross word (cough) 💛 💛
a party invite celebrating 50 years with a black and white photo of a handsome couple in extremely 70s outfits and hairstyles
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Nick Hide @nickhide.bsky.social · 22/04/2026
oof that was a lot closer than I thought it would be
shaded map of Virginia showing redistricting results from today’s special election 
Yes: 51%
No: 49%
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Nick Hide @nickhide.bsky.social · 19/04/2026
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Nick Hide @nickhide.bsky.social · 17/04/2026
Post the best picture you have ever taken of your pet (her little paw 🥰)
a small black dog of indeterminate breed is lying on a large beige dog bed. she is looking sideways at me, one paw stretched elegantly in front of her
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Nick Hide @nickhide.bsky.social · 17/04/2026
triceratops!
still from the Simpsons: Wade Boggs and Barney are sitting at the bar looking angry. they're arguing about their favourite prime ministers.
text: Pitt the Elder.
Lord Palmerston!
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Nick Hide @nickhide.bsky.social · 15/04/2026
Goose walked about 100 feet and just flumped down and refused to move 😅
a small black dog of indeterminate breed lies in grass, looking tired and hot. I am scritching her tummy
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Nick Hide @nickhide.bsky.social · 12/04/2026
hey Donnie! ya boy got absolutely crushed! just a total shellacking 😂
Graphic of parliamentary election results

Text:

Hungary general election 2026
With 84.91% of votes counted
50%
Tisza 138 • Fidesz-KDNP 54
• Mi Hazánk Mozgalom 7
Source: NVI, Hungarian national election authority
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Nick Hide @nickhide.bsky.social · 12/04/2026
this week is gonna suuuuuuuuck 😓
weather forecast showing highs of 27-32C over the next 7 days
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Nick Hide @nickhide.bsky.social · 10/04/2026
still from Independence Day of the virus uploading to the mothership, with a lovely Mac interface and completion bar nearly fullold timey Windows Blue Screen of Death, with text starting "An error has occurred."
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Nick Hide @nickhide.bsky.social · 25/03/2026
this is Albert the Fifth Musketeer erasure www.theguardian.com/world/2026/m...
text: Dumas’s book has been adapted for the screen numerous times over the past century, with d’Artagnan being played by actors including Douglas Fairbanks, Michael York, Chris O’Donnell, Logan Lerman and François Civil. The character was also reimagined as the eponymous, sword-wielding beagle in the early 1980s animated series Dogtanian and the Three Muskehounds.
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Nick Hide @nickhide.bsky.social · 25/03/2026
here's the menu at the pub we used to go to in Southwark (RIP CNET UK). definitely Aussie inspired. they've been doing variations on these for going on 20 years now. legendary.
screenshot of a pub menu. text:
LORD NELSON
A L L B U R G E R S S E R V E D W/ SESAME SEED BUN, SALAD,CHIPS + COLESLAW
ALL NEW BEEF… ALL NEW PORK + CHORiZO… ALL NEW LAMB BURGERS
OUR NEW BURGERS ARE… BEEF = STEAK + RIB CAP BURGERS
LAMB BURGER = LAMB + MINT, ROSEMARY
PORK AND CHORIZO + PAPRIKA, CHILLI, GARLIC, ROSEMARY, OREGANO.
1. THE RETURN OF… THE GRAN BASTARDO BURGER (’26 REMIX)
*NEW* PORK & CHORIZO BURGER w/ CHEDDAR CHEESE, FRIED EGG, JALEPENOS, ONION RINGS 16
TOPPING ALLERGENS: CEREALS, SESAME, GLUTEN > BUN, MILK > CHEDDAR CHEESE,
“MAY CONTAIN WHEAT, SOY, MUSTARD, BARLEY GLUTEN > ONION RINGS,
2. THE RETURN OF… THE GREEK! BURGER (’26 REMIX)
*NEW* LAMB BURGER w/ HALOUMI, ROAST PEPPERS, RED ONIONS HUMMUS, TATER TOTS 17
TOPPING ALLERGENS: BUN CEREALS, SESAME, GLUTEN CHEESE MILK,
MEATBURGERS CHOOSE: BEEF -/ SPICY CHICKEN BREAST / LAMB (+ £1.5) PORK CHORIZO (+ £1)
THE NELSON W/ BACON, FRIED EGG, MUSHROOMS, CHEDDAR, HASH BROWNS 15.5
THE NAPOLEON W/ BRIE, BACON, FRIED ONIONS, GARLIC MAYO 15.5
THE DANNY McDYER W/ BACON, CHEESE SLICES, GHERKINS + USA MUSTARD 15.5
THE MISS PIGGY W/ PEPPERONI, BACON, FRIED EGG, POTATO WAFFLE 15.5
THE BRUNCH BURGER W/ BRIE, MOZZARELLA, FRIED EGG, BURGER SAUCE 15.5
THE LEBANON BURGER HOUMUS, ONION RINGS, ROAST PEPPERS, RED ONIONS, SWEET GHERKINS 15.5
THE ELVIS W/ PEANUT BUTTER & DOUBLE BACON 14.5
THE ALOHA ELVIS W/ BLUE CHEESE, PEANUT BUTTER, PINEAPPLE, DOUBLE BACON 15.5
THE SOPRANO W/ MOZZARELLA, PEPPERONI, TOMATO & PESTO 15.5
THE BIG FAT BURGER W/ HASH BOWNS, CHEDDAR, ONIONS & FRIED EGG, BURGER SAUCE 15.5
THE MEDITERRANEAN W/ HALOUMI, ROAST PEPPERS, HUMMUS, RED ONIONS 15.5
THE STRAIGHT UP BURGER BEEF or SPICY CHICKEN BREAST or LAMB (+1.5) or PORK & CHORIZO (+£1) 13.5
OR…
THE CLUB (TAYLORS VERSION) SPICY-CHICKEN, JALEPENOS, CHEDDAR, BACON, TOMATOES, 15.5
THE SMURF & TURF BEEF BURGER TOPPED W/ BLUE CHEESE & SCAMPI 17.5
THE SCOOBY TWO BEEF BURGERS + FOUR TOPPINGS OF YOUR CHOICE (LAMB OR WILD BOAR - ADD 1.5) 21.5
...
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Nick Hide @nickhide.bsky.social · 24/03/2026
I just used @davidgewirtz.com's prompt to make an AI headshot and I feel like it's going to come to my house and take over my life 🫣 www.zdnet.com/article/how-...
**AI-generated image**
created from four selfies of me, using this prompt on Gemini:

"using these reference images, produce a hyper-realistic, formal portrait depicting the subject in a light blue sport coat. his expression should convey powerful confidence and composure, with a subtle sense of authority and intelligence. Use refined, dramatic lighting, soft studio illumination with delicate shadows that define and enhance facial contours. The background should feel understated yet upscale, such as charcoal, deep taupe, or a smooth black gradient.

Capture the image in a premium editorial style with crisp focus and cinematic depth of field, as if shot on an 85mm lens. Ensure extremely high detail, consistent with a polished corporate portrait and luxury brand aesthetic."
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Nick Hide @nickhide.bsky.social · 20/03/2026
Gwyneth catching absolutely brutal strays from Marina Hyde here www.theguardian.com/commentisfre...
Text: Anyway: conscious uncoupling. Back in the day, you'll remember, Gwyneth and the Coldplay singer deployed this particular phrase when announcing their marital split. Did the public love it? They did not. The general vibe - as with so much of Her Vajesty's output - was that she would do even marriage failure more smugly and unachievably than mere plebs could ever. The pivot from gushing about her perfect marriage to gushing about her perfect divorce felt like mere days
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Nick Hide @nickhide.bsky.social · 28/02/2026
omg this Jordan Pickford save is spectacular (and saved the win for Everton) 😤👈
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Nick Hide @nickhide.bsky.social · 23/02/2026
bedtime for the Goose
a small black dog of indeterminate breed in a large beige dog bed, giving the camera some side eye 😒
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Nick Hide @nickhide.bsky.social · 18/02/2026
ooh ooh snap! she is lovely. my mum is a huge fan, she got me this
Paperback book open to title page:

JANINA RAMIREZ
ThE PRIVATE LIVES OF
ThE SAINTS
POWER, PASSION AND POLITICS IN ANGLO-SAXON ENGLAND

Written inscription by the author:
Dear Nick, sending love over the ocean!
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Nick Hide @nickhide.bsky.social · 09/02/2026
bluesky do be like that
plot of Bluesky users from the link in the quoted post, with groups labelled "American Progressive Democrats" and "Progressive American Democrats" either side of the brighter centreshot from Life of Brian with the Monty Python actors in Jesus-type getup with Eric Idle declaiming: "And the People's Front of Judea. Yeah. Splitters."
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Nick Hide @nickhide.bsky.social · 06/02/2026
incredible shot
photo of a red neon sign outside a bar that says House of Shields Cocktails
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Nick Hide @nickhide.bsky.social · 27/01/2026
I’ve never experienced this before - it’s so cold (-14C) the snow has frozen solid. Goose is puzzled but I feel like Legolas
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Nick Hide @nickhide.bsky.social · 23/01/2026
he’s cooking here
headline:

Opinion
I had an eye-opening
experience in the queue for a pub toilet
Adrian Chiles
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Nick Hide @nickhide.bsky.social · 22/01/2026
this is going to linger
English cricket remains a metaphor for the country at large: hollowed out and stripped down, a place of VIP queues and boarded-up high streets, pristine public school fields and “no ball games” signs on housing estates. A place where people are slowly tuning out, living paycheck to paycheck, bored of experts.
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Nick Hide @nickhide.bsky.social · 13/01/2026
important photo of Goose
a small black dog of indeterminate breed is lying on a bean bag with her belly available for scritches, her paws at right angles to her legs and an expression of derpy wide eyed surprise on her face
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Nick Hide @nickhide.bsky.social · 08/01/2026
best I can do is a Goose
a small black dog of indeterminate breed holds a red Kong toy with her left forepaw and eats something delicious from it
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Nick Hide @nickhide.bsky.social · 03/01/2026
why did I do this to myself
large cinema size poster for the motion picture Hamnet, starring Jessie Buckley and Paul Mescal
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Nick Hide @nickhide.bsky.social · 22/12/2025
hark! the herald angels sing, “brought you chocolate hobnobs, king” 👑
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Nick Hide @nickhide.bsky.social · 19/12/2025
dang these 1st graders are advanced
scrap of paper with text:

Unit 3 Week 3
Vocabulary Words
1. work
2. save
3. contribution
4. abolistionalist
5. rights
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Nick Hide @nickhide.bsky.social · 16/12/2025
crop of Susie Wiles looking absolutely terrified from the Vanity Fair article
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