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Nick Grimes

@nickgrimes.bsky.social
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🖕 Twitter. ASMR hate account. Aspiring comedian turned aspiring writer.

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Nick Grimes @nickgrimes.bsky.social · 8h
This individual is not merely a GAY trump supporter, she's a TRANS trump supporter. Said it before and I'll say it again: transgender trump supporters are like chickens supporting Colonel Sanders.
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Nick Grimes @nickgrimes.bsky.social · 8h
I did it, ladies and gentlemen and other. I found the most unexpected trump supporter ever:
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Woman Crying: Leave Her Alone Meme
Alt: "LEAVE BRITNEY ALONE!"
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Nick Grimes @nickgrimes.bsky.social · 8h
Scattered my dad's ashes with family today. Despite our best efforts, he blew back at us.
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The Big Lebowski: The Dude Gets Splashed
Alt: Jeff Bridges getting covered in ashes in The Big Lebowski
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Nick Grimes @nickgrimes.bsky.social · 9h
The fact that the commercial for the new Facebook AI plays a song by woman-beater Rick Ross is actually par for the course for 2026
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Nick Grimes @nickgrimes.bsky.social · 10h
Spencer Pratt, I completely forgot you existed. Then you ran for mayor of LA. You lost, and I forgot about you again. I imagine this latest round of clinging for relevance will also fall by my memory's wayside because you are NOTHING.
Spencer Pratt trying to talk shit and impressing no one
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Nick Grimes @nickgrimes.bsky.social · 12h
There are so many people I hold responsible for what comedy has become: Joe Rogan, Tony Hinchcliffe, Theo Von, Matt Rife...I ain't afraid to add to the list
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Nick Grimes @nickgrimes.bsky.social · 12h
I knew Sebastian Maniscalco was a douche when the commercials for his last special had him glazing Jeff Bezos. So when all this stuff about his comedy channel came out, I was like "yeah no shit".
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Nick Grimes @nickgrimes.bsky.social · 14h
@jeremydooley.bsky.social I doubt you'll even see this but just in case: I saw a lady jogging today, and she was wearing orange and purple. Immediately I said to myself "RIMMY TIM!" 😄
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Nick Grimes @nickgrimes.bsky.social · 15h
As a longtime #TWD fan, it's truly wild to see Norman Reedus with short hair for the first time since like 2013
Norman Reedus at NY Comic-Con
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Nick Grimes @nickgrimes.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
This guy's attempts at humor are worse than anything I ever saw at a stand-up open mic. And I once saw a guy yell at the crowd after waving his used boxers around.
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Nick Grimes @nickgrimes.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Another phenomenal thread. If I may... My man looks like Kenneth Copeland at age 5
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Nick Grimes @nickgrimes.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Not predicting anything, but I will say this: when we were this close to the 2024 election, things looked way worse for Democrats.
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Nick Grimes @nickgrimes.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
North Carolina is almost certainly flipping. Alaska and Ohio are looking good. Maine might've finally had enough of Susan Collins. Talarico has been leading in Texas fairly consistently for a while now. That'd be a 52-48 Democratic Senate. It can happen if we show up and vote.
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Nick Grimes @nickgrimes.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Doug, Limu Emu, Liberty Biberty...just know you will never earn what THIS icon earned:
Lady from that mid-00s commercial saying "Who are you calling a cootie queen you LINT LICKERRR?!"
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Nick Grimes @nickgrimes.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Only a criminal would want to destroy the International Criminal Court
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Nick Grimes @nickgrimes.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Just so it's out there, if I see you post any clips or screenshots from the upcoming firing squad livestream here, you're instantly blocked.
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Nick Grimes @nickgrimes.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
2012 Angry Men
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Nick Grimes @nickgrimes.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
I was impressed by Troy Jackson against Susan Collins in the Maine debate. But not as much as Jon Ossoff against his own shitty individual named Collins in the Georgia debate.
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Nick Grimes @nickgrimes.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
The fact that the Grim Reaper took Catherine O'Hara before the gross creep who played her husband in Beetlejuice doesn't sit right with me
Jeffrey Jones and Catherine O'Hara in Beetlejuice
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Nick Grimes @nickgrimes.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
The right acts like transgender people are the next isis and it's fucking agonizing
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Machine Gun Rabbi @machinegunrabbi.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
When my VA disability case was stuck in review for three years, I wrote to then-senator JD Vance on the advice of a disability advocate for help getting it unstuck. He ignored me, twice. So I wrote to Sherrod Brown, who got it done right away. I will not abide these pathetic lies and slander.
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A Detransitioner Stars in a New GOP Ad. Surprise! It’s Full of Lies
Basic fact-checking reveals the ad has nothing to do with the state of Ohio or Democratic Senate candidate Sherrod Brown.
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Nick Grimes @nickgrimes.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Also..."phisical". See what happens when you gut education?
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KOJAMF🤘🖤🤘 @kojamf.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
alexbergan_official Alex Bergan linktr.ee/AlexBergan
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Nick Grimes @nickgrimes.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
It HAS to be a humiliation kink at this point
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Waitman Wade Beorn, PhD, FRHistS @waitmanwbeorn.com · 08/10/2026
You may think this is famous, but don't forget that there is this clip of Hegseth literally hitting a US Army Band member with an axe on live TV.
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Nick Grimes @nickgrimes.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
The average Bluesky user is incredibly performative, yet refuses to act
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Nick Grimes @nickgrimes.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Kinda wild that the second Planet Of The Apes movie ended with the eponymous planet blowing up and yet there were still 3 more direct sequels after
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Nick Grimes @nickgrimes.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
She looks like if the Matthew Broderick Godzilla had a baby with Matthew Broderick
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Nick Grimes @nickgrimes.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Holy fuck he called for LA and San Diego to be bombed *AGAIN* Fucking maniac.
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Nick Grimes @nickgrimes.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Gavin Newsom and Pete Kegdeath look too much like each other and it's concerning
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Nick Grimes @nickgrimes.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
RIP to Margaret Hamilton. Helped get mankind to the Moon. My gut tells me that the "Moon landing was faked" conspiracy theory took off in recent years once people found out a woman made it happen.
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Nick Grimes @nickgrimes.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
This was a month ago and he's still fuckin there. Wager's off the table.
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Nick Grimes @nickgrimes.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Dear Facebook group, you did not need to waste water by making an AI poster of the movie Twister. The movie did just fine (quite well, actually) with what they came up with back then.
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Nick Grimes @nickgrimes.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Troy Jackson is the probably closest we can come to having a Canadian Senator. And considering how much Canada hates the US right now, I think we need someone like that now.
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Nick Grimes @nickgrimes.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
He's from near the border; northern Maine is basically Canada
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Troy Jackson @troyjackson207.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Senator Collins is like an arsonist who helped set the fire and now she wants credit for bringing a cup of water to put it out.
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Ben Collins @bencollins.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Like it or not this what Maine Guys actually sound like. Might sound like shit to you, but this is a Meryl Streep-level performance for guys from Maine with this voice and personality.
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Nick Grimes @nickgrimes.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Surely the republicans are gonna do to her what the Democrats did to Biden in 2024, right? RIGHT?!
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Nick Grimes @nickgrimes.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Susan Collins was born in the same year as my dad. Saturday is the 1-year anniversary of my dad's death. MaIne, please don't elect this useless old hag to ANOTHER 6-year term.
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Nick Grimes @nickgrimes.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
How I arrived on Bluesky after quitting Shitter:
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Spongebob: Fish Crawls from Krusty Krab
Alt: A weary fish crawls into the Krusty Krab on SpongeBob
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Nick Grimes @nickgrimes.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Lead singer of the band Paramore, they were pretty popular from 2007 to the mid-10s. She's been cool the whole time.
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Nick Grimes @nickgrimes.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Hayley Williams will never not be a badass
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Nick Grimes @nickgrimes.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Bernie Sanders and Angus King are independents but reliably on the Democrats' side in the Senate. I can live with a third Senator like them.
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Nick Grimes @nickgrimes.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Beggars can't be choosers, I know. Still, I just hope that if he gets in, we don't have to cater to his every whim because he enjoys playing the middle.
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Nick Grimes @nickgrimes.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Decided to look into the independent candidate running for Senate in Nebraska against the republican incumbent. This dude is the kind of independent Hollywood makes up: very much a gun lover, but also pro-LGBTQ+ rights. So yeah, definitely better than the maga he's up against but that's about it.
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Nick Grimes @nickgrimes.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Every Y chromosome is altered to cause men to float into the sky...only to then be dropped
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Nick Grimes @nickgrimes.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
"It's Raining Men" but reimagined as a horror movie
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Nick Grimes @nickgrimes.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
"If there is no accountability, another president will feel free to do as he chooses. But the next time there may be no watchman in the night." -Representative James Mann voting to impeach Richard Nixon, referencing the Watergate security guard who blew the whistle
Representative James Mann
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Nick Grimes @nickgrimes.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Jaws. Robert Shaw is the only actor.
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Nick Grimes @nickgrimes.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
If you told me in 2017 that trump would still be president in 2026, I would've been like:
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