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Nicken McChuggets™ @nickenmcchuggets.bsky.social · 21/03/2026

I love how rich dudes are always like "You know what I need right now? More money. Yours, specifically." At what point to we acknowledge this is a mental illness?

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Nicken McChuggets™ @nickenmcchuggets.bsky.social · 13/03/2026

Today my friend Billy Rhyze taught me this. Don't go asking questions you don't really want honest answers to. But if you're going to insist, best to make sure you're doing so from an elevated position. He pinned the humiliation, y'all. Insult to injury. 🤣

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Nicken McChuggets™ @nickenmcchuggets.bsky.social · 11/03/2026

The temperament. The cadence. The childish petulance. all of it. Don't know how this didn't come to mind sooner. But this is it, right here. This is exactly what we're dealing with.

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Nicken McChuggets™ @nickenmcchuggets.bsky.social · 28/02/2026

Sometimes, I actually make a lot of sense. Not often, but still...

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Nicken McChuggets™ @nickenmcchuggets.bsky.social · 07/02/2026

You want to know what the best thing about all those detention centers going up is? A lot of them don't know it yet, but they're literally building their own prisons. I know that may not make sense right now, but trust me. It will in due time. 📌this.

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Nicken McChuggets™ @nickenmcchuggets.bsky.social · 31/01/2026

When scrolling through the discover tab on bsky, I block all people I come across who post AI generated art. Strictly out of principle.

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Nicken McChuggets™ @nickenmcchuggets.bsky.social · 31/01/2026

Here's my thoughts on MTG. That festering genital wart is largely responsible for the nightmare we're dealing with now. And if she wasn't excommunicated, she'd still be doing it. I don't care if she's talking sense now. She's still guilty. If she wants to carry our water, let her do it in silence

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Nicken McChuggets™ @nickenmcchuggets.bsky.social · 24/01/2026

Intellectually dishonest people are incapable of lying to themselves. They'll simply deny what they've convinced themselves of and tried to convince you of. And then claim they never said that when you bring it up, even if you have the receipts. That is fundamentally who they are. Dishonest

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Nicken McChuggets™ @nickenmcchuggets.bsky.social · 24/01/2026

Gonna go out on a limb here and say that asking fascists to leave your state politely, despite the large turnouts, isn't going to work. These people speak Hate. That's the only language they understand and it's being backstopped with immunity by the Fed gov't. Believe me. They don't care.

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Nicken McChuggets™ @nickenmcchuggets.bsky.social · 22/01/2026

Not that I believe in this kinda stuff, but I like how when you google the meaning of dreams it sort of become this "choose your own adventure" of fortune cookie explanations. Did your dream have x? Then it means one of these 25 things. There are no wrong answers. Especially if one of them resonates

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Nicken McChuggets™ @nickenmcchuggets.bsky.social · 09/01/2026

Hey remember that time not that long ago Trump's goon squad shot a priest in the head for trying to reason with them? Anyways, I mention that in case you're still shocked about the news lately. Don't be. If they'll shoot a priest they'll shoot anyone. Do you understand??

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Nicken McChuggets™ @nickenmcchuggets.bsky.social · 09/01/2026

This seems relevant for no reason whatsoever.

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Nicken McChuggets™ @nickenmcchuggets.bsky.social · 09/01/2026

The irrational fear of being laughed at for having a small dick grants greater society no favor. Hold up. Did I just solve for gun violence? "Sorry, sir. That's only 5 inches full mast. I can't legally sell you this firearm despite what the Constitution says. Perhaps a fleshlight instead?"

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Nicken McChuggets™ @nickenmcchuggets.bsky.social · 08/01/2026

🎶Am I evil? Yes I am. Am I evil? I am man. Yes I am...🎶

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Nicken McChuggets™ @nickenmcchuggets.bsky.social · 08/01/2026

Looks like we have crossed the "just in case" rubicon today, have we not?

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Nicken McChuggets™ @nickenmcchuggets.bsky.social · 05/01/2026

What's the over/under on how many of them need to die before the rest finally start to understand that prayer is no substitute for medicine?

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Nicken McChuggets™ @nickenmcchuggets.bsky.social · 02/01/2026

New Year, New ME! LOL JK, fuck that noise. My prediction, this is gonna be one of 2026's highest ranking Google searches of all time. Sooner rather than later. Bookmark this shit.

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Nicken McChuggets™ @nickenmcchuggets.bsky.social · 02/01/2026

GOOD! I mean, who amongst us really wants filthy foreigner degenerates fucking up national sovereignty on account of their inability to fully integrate into the predominant culture? That's a bad thing as per my understanding of what KING TRUMP tells me. Correct me if I'm wrong, MAGA. 😉

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Nicken McChuggets™ @nickenmcchuggets.bsky.social · 27/12/2025

Weird thing to say for a guy who made a fuck tonne of money convincing people he knows Jesus is real despite not having been alive at the time but OK.

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Nicken McChuggets™ @nickenmcchuggets.bsky.social · 27/12/2025

I know it's a photoshopped meme of Trump. But the sentiment is not meritless. I'm so fucking tired of being forced to live a life where pointing this kind of witless subterfuge out is even necessary. But there are a LOT of dumb motherfuckers out there. Way more than I ever anticipated as a child.

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Nicken McChuggets™ @nickenmcchuggets.bsky.social · 25/12/2025

I talk a lot of shit on FB. Mainly because I'm friends with a lot of conservatives who I know read my posts. I don't hate them as people. Everyone has the right to be wrong. I just take it upon myself to remind them that they are. Daily. Maybe one day, they'll listen for once. Here's to hoping...

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Nicken McChuggets™ @nickenmcchuggets.bsky.social · 20/12/2025

This is what happens when you try to build a name for yourself by fighting the geriatric ward of professional boxing then thinking you got a big dick for whooping grandpa's ass. Tyson pulled his punches in his old age for mercy and free the money. This MFer needs it to eat. Different animals.

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Nicken McChuggets™ @nickenmcchuggets.bsky.social · 19/12/2025

The average lamp is about 24". Accounting for the slouch (give or take and inch) this MFer is barely 2 1/2 lamps tall. LOL!!! Got fucked in the gene pool and is mad at the world about it. Everything he does makes a lot of sense now doesn't it? #LittleMarco

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Nicken McChuggets™ @nickenmcchuggets.bsky.social · 27/11/2025

The world slept on Tech. But everybody knows exactly who he is. Funny how that work innit?

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Nicken McChuggets™ @nickenmcchuggets.bsky.social · 22/11/2025

Reverend: Hey man, how would you like to listen to harp music and hang out with Charlie Kirk fans? ...forever.... Me: Yeah, fuck that noise. I'm out.

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Nicken McChuggets™ @nickenmcchuggets.bsky.social · 21/11/2025

According to prevailing conservative logic, all reporters can start calling Leavitt a dishonest cunt to her face, and she'll have to respect them for their honesty and candor for doing so. Because being frank, is what's important here. And certainly nothing else. Did I get that right, Karoline?

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Nicken McChuggets™ @nickenmcchuggets.bsky.social · 20/11/2025

They'll do anything to not look stupid. Even publicly humiliate themselves. When forced to face the irony of it all, they get angry and violent. It's just how they function.

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Nicken McChuggets™ @nickenmcchuggets.bsky.social · 18/11/2025

Shoutout to all my NEW FRIENDS! Follow them and engage with their posts. Real heads who will reciprocate if interaction is your jam. Ask me how I know. @kingresist.bsky.social @starfyre59.bsky.social @hamkold.bsky.social @jpzo.bsky.social @bbmark.bsky.social @mags600.bsky.social

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Kevin☮️🌎☀️🌕⭐️🌈🌊 @hamkold.bsky.social · 18/11/2025

You just influenced me to like that.

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Nicken McChuggets™ @nickenmcchuggets.bsky.social · 15/11/2025

Be gay do crimes is supposed to be antagonistically funny. Not a manifesto. This is why reading comprehension is important folks. Some things are said in jest... It's not our responsibility to explain any of this to the rest of you.. Capisce? 🤌🤌

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Nicken McChuggets™ @nickenmcchuggets.bsky.social · 08/10/2025

Every single business denying them food is missing out on a GOLDEN opportunity to do the funniest thing ever. GIVE them food, on the house. All they can eat. Add a little secret sauce. When the time comes, let them know restrooms are for paying customers only. Watch the hilarity ensue.

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Nicken McChuggets™ @nickenmcchuggets.bsky.social · 15/02/2025

Got called out by a mutual for saying that perhaps Warren Buffet and @mcuban.bsky.social don't deserve to be set on fire for the same reasons Trump does on THEIR post "burn the rich". Offered to have a polite discussion to point out logical flaws, was called a plant / troll and was blocked. 😎 LOL

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Nicken McChuggets™ @nickenmcchuggets.bsky.social · 15/02/2025

Dude, just triple the selling price and sell it to Big Balls over at DOGE. What, you think he'll say no if you publicly question his masculinity by insinuating he can't afford it ??Do I need to explain how this game works? As your agent, I'll make the deal for a mere 66% commission. Win / win 😎

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Nicken McChuggets™ @nickenmcchuggets.bsky.social · 25/01/2025

I don't want to sound extremist or like I'm over reacting to the current state of things. But maybe it's time to stop pretending that the only way this ends isn't with violence. I'm not saying go out and do violence. I'm saying prepare for it and be ready to respond in kind just in case. 📌this.

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a woman is covering her mouth with her hand while holding a bow and arrow in her hand .

Alt: forewarned is fore armed. See you on the other side of this mess.

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Nicken McChuggets™ @nickenmcchuggets.bsky.social · 21/01/2025

*slaps roof* See? All these years later and still good as new.

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Nicken McChuggets™ @nickenmcchuggets.bsky.social · 13/01/2025

Yeah, that's exactly how they rationalize it. It's not that they're mediocre that's the problem. It's their pride in their mediocrity that is. They want to be heralded as kings for their relative insignificance and get murderously hostile when you don't.

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Nicken McChuggets™ @nickenmcchuggets.bsky.social · 10/01/2025

You don't have to like this style of music, just watch this MFer. Dude is unreal.... www.youtube.com/watch?v=tb4g...

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NATURAL BORN KILLER - AVENGED SEVENFOLD | DRUM COVER

YouTube video by El Estepario Siberiano

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Nicken McChuggets™ @nickenmcchuggets.bsky.social · 10/01/2025

It's kinda crazy how we all just accept algorithms as our digital overlords in today's world. Some dude somewhere (usually a fuckwit) told a machine what's cool that day and if what you share doesn't fit the mold of what the robot says is cool, nobody will know. Now repeat after me. #IAmFree

media.tenor.com

a man in a suit and tie says that 's the spirit kid reacher

ALT: a man in a suit and tie says that 's the spirit kid reacher

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Nicken McChuggets™ @nickenmcchuggets.bsky.social · 10/01/2025

If you're ever having a shitty day just remember one thing. At least didn't throw £598 million in the trash.

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Nicken McChuggets™ @nickenmcchuggets.bsky.social · 09/01/2025

I mean, can James Woods prove God didn't let that fire start just to burn down his house specifically? Mysterious ways and such is what we're led to believe. I'm sure God had his reasons and it was good according conservatives everywhere including you. TPs , Jimmy.🖕

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