Nick Avon @nickavon.bsky.social · 22/09/2026“What if Christmas ornaments got you fucked up?” - inventor of BuzzBallz 040
Nick Avon @nickavon.bsky.social · 18/09/2026And even then, most of those are dubious. You being in like “armageddon” against “stupid kid” or whatever. But their entire big song thing is like AFI with god called in sick today where it’s a huge song that gets completely dropped from the set list. So I think they aren’t as anchored to a song 100
Nick Avon @nickavon.bsky.social · 18/09/2026I feel like their fan base is so segmented that some people would say “Radio” but some people would say “stupid kid” and others would say “time to waste” or “mercy me” but like there’s not really any one single song most people would agree with. And even “warbrain” is a fan favorite 001
Nick Avon @nickavon.bsky.social · 18/09/2026That’s actually kind of a great point about their most well-known song 100
Nick Avon @nickavon.bsky.social · 18/09/2026Hell yeah. Also they should make one truck a day use the runaway truck ramp 000
Nick Avon @nickavon.bsky.social · 18/09/2026Hot take: they shouldn’t make gas tanker trailers stop at railroad crossings. Explosions are awesome. 140
Nick Avon @nickavon.bsky.social · 16/09/2026I try not to be a hater, but there’s just so much stuff out there to hate 031
Nick Avon @nickavon.bsky.social · 16/09/2026I know Aaron H still takes pics for them but I have no idea what capacity they even operate 000
Nick Avon @nickavon.bsky.social · 10/09/2026I wish that people I found funny found other funny people funny 010
Nick Avon @nickavon.bsky.social · 10/09/2026Haven’t done this in a really long time, but send me a couple songs to check out (any genre!) 000
Nick Avon @nickavon.bsky.social · 08/09/2026One thing I miss about old Twitter is people paying $30 a year to pretend that “This coffee tastes like fuck you” was a funny post by a funny person 000
Nick Avon @nickavon.bsky.social · 03/09/2026“What the hell's in those things, Burt?" "A few household chemicals in the proper proportions." 120
Nick Avon @nickavon.bsky.social · 01/09/2026It sucks but it’s catchy and also awesome that he wants to kick Marilyn Manson’s ass in 020
Nick Avon @nickavon.bsky.social · 01/09/2026There aren’t enough songs about kicking Marilyn Manson’s ass in anymore 110
Nick Avon @nickavon.bsky.social · 01/09/2026Hahahahaha fuuuuuck. Sometimes having a generic name like mine isnt so bad 110
Nick Avon @nickavon.bsky.social · 28/08/2026You’ve always been a great friend, Sam, whether or not we’ve been super close. I still think of your Fenway Security Guard post all the time! Haha 110
Nick Avon @nickavon.bsky.social · 28/08/2026Youll be ready to pitch for the Angels in no time! Hope, if it’s exploratory, that it’s easier instead of harder from this point forward 010
Nick Avon @nickavon.bsky.social · 28/08/2026Some good things that have happened recently: - been going on more walks. One of my favorite things. I wished everyone shared my love for a good walk/jog/hike - went down a pants size - been checking out a ton of new music. I like sharing new music with people but I hate the options :( 130
Nick Avon @nickavon.bsky.social · 28/08/2026It’s funny that I posted this (not suicidal ideation btw) and since then most of my close family and friends never thought to check in on the kids or my wife and I. Not beating the accusations, duders. 100
Nick Avon @nickavon.bsky.social · 28/08/2026Surgery for you or someone else?! Either way, hope it goes smoothly 110
Nick Avon @nickavon.bsky.social · 22/08/2026Sorry about being vague last night but I was exhausted, physically and emotionally, and didn’t know a ton until this morning Last night we were at a HS football game and there was a shooting adjacent to the football field. Lots of panic. Lots of insanity. Lots of what ifs and ?s. We’re home & safe 130
Nick Avon @nickavon.bsky.social · 22/08/2026To the people who live in the vicinity where they’ll see what happened here on the news and any other friends that see social media posts: the family and I are safe but shook up. Fuck this world. Fuck guns. Love you all. 120
Nick Avon @nickavon.bsky.social · 18/08/2026Here’s a musical fun fact that’ll piss a lot of people off: Olivia Rodrigo has as many good albums as The Clash 010
Reposted by Nick AvontiffAH! Real Monster @bakedpotiffa.bsky.social · 12/06/2026Home decor shopping 1236
Nick Avon @nickavon.bsky.social · 05/08/2026“Man, the new Sublime sucks ass.” — “Nah man, it sounds exactly like old Sublime.” “Yeah, I already said it sucks ass.” 020
Nick Avon @nickavon.bsky.social · 03/08/2026Ha, I was just thinking about this movie the other day. 000
Nick Avon @nickavon.bsky.social · 03/08/2026“The dodgers are bad for baseball” is a colossally stupid take. Fuck. 020
