Nick @nicholasf1.bsky.social · 30/09/2026Russian and Iran would like America to have soldiers like Trump...static.klipy.comRun Away! Run Away!ALT: Run Away! Run Away! 010 1
Nick @nicholasf1.bsky.social · 26/09/2026If it's going to be this year's Barbenheimer, then you'll have to try it first to see which way round it works best, and watch them in that order. Is it Shaun The Shense And Sensibility, or Sense and Sensibiliteep? Or maybe whichever one is on first, no need to overthink it... 011 1
Nick @nicholasf1.bsky.social · 14/09/2026"I can't be bought by anybody...but I can be rented by just about everybody." 020 2
Nick @nicholasf1.bsky.social · 06/09/2026Did Kent Police do that thing with their fingers when they said it was a "spontaneous" protest, or do they truly believe a whole bunch of ignoramuses went out for a walk wearing black masks, and coincidentally turned up at the same place, and thought "Hey, seeing as we're all here, why don't we...?" 141 4
Nick @nicholasf1.bsky.social · 26/08/2026If only we could get William Shatner to do the "KHAAAAAANNN!" thing again, but in a Middlesbrough accent. 000 0
Nick @nicholasf1.bsky.social · 26/08/2026Is that how it works now? If you plan to reduce the amount of business with an organisation or institution, you can change its name? Would that mean Ontario could reciprocate and start referring to the USA as South Canada? 000 0
Nick @nicholasf1.bsky.social · 20/08/2026Saw the recent Batman movie the other day, these two look disturbingly similar 020 2
Nick @nicholasf1.bsky.social · 18/08/2026I'm finally watching The Batman movie, and the Riddler looks familiar... 001 1
Nick @nicholasf1.bsky.social · 15/08/2026Now the temperature has dropped a couple of degrees, you should post a photo of yourself wearing it just to prove to people up north that southerners are as soft as they think we are... 010 1
Nick @nicholasf1.bsky.social · 05/08/2026I remember the Ben Elton novel, "Stark". A work of fiction about climate change causing environmental chaos, the ultra wealthy building space ships to escape it, and nearly failing in their nefarious scheme because they hadn't hoovered up enough cash sufficiently quickly. Definitely fiction, mind... 030 3
Nick @nicholasf1.bsky.social · 04/08/2026I can't really take credit for it, I've just repeated my Widdecombe piece. 021 2
Nick @nicholasf1.bsky.social · 04/08/2026Following the old adage, "If there's nothing nice to say about someone, just say nothing.", my piece below. ............................................................................................................................................................................ (invoice enclosed) 122 2
Nick @nicholasf1.bsky.social · 04/08/2026Taking into consideration everything I've ever read about Jenrick , I think that you can indeed say that. 110 1
Nick @nicholasf1.bsky.social · 08/07/2026static.klipy.comNigel Tufnel: These Go To ElevenALT: Nigel Tufnel: These Go To Eleven 010 1
Nick @nicholasf1.bsky.social · 07/07/2026static.klipy.comOompa Loompa Character Close-UpALT: Oompa Loompa Character Close-Up 020 2
Nick @nicholasf1.bsky.social · 18/06/2026static.klipy.comSpy Vs Spy Black Spy at EmbassyALT: Spy Vs Spy Black Spy at Embassy 010 1
Nick @nicholasf1.bsky.social · 17/06/2026Dickensian times have just sent a telegram, verily they desire the return of their confectionery forthwith. 120 2
Nick @nicholasf1.bsky.social · 15/06/2026"Thanks to ME, the Knicks finally won. They would NEVER have done THIS UNDER SLEEPY JOE BIDEN!! Thanks also to ME for keeping the country SAFE from Iran and Venezuela. All those places threatening the USA with nukes. But nobody will THANK me, that's ok. Thank you for your attention to this matter." 000 0
Nick @nicholasf1.bsky.social · 31/05/2026"We expected it would have the integrity of the president." "It does." 000 0
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Nick @nicholasf1.bsky.social · 12/05/2026Is that the same Rod Stewart who spoke out last year in support of the even littler ratbag Farage...? 000 0
Nick @nicholasf1.bsky.social · 09/05/2026I'd imagine that he actually typed that all out as well, as opposed to copying and pasting it. Probably on an actual typewriter too, the curmudgeonly curmudgeon that he is. 020 2
Nick @nicholasf1.bsky.social · 09/05/2026I suppose the most surprising thing about the Jenrick situation was that he was so cheap. Maybe he just has crappy negotiation skills... 040 4
Nick @nicholasf1.bsky.social · 28/04/2026I don't normally post anything like this, but my granddaughter is taking part in a sponsored dogwalk for Samaritans throughout April in memory of her friend Damian. She's very close to raising £1000, and would dearly love to reach it in the next few days. www.justgiving.com/fundraising/... 020 2
Nick @nicholasf1.bsky.social · 21/04/2026I suppose you can't engage something that you don't have... 080 8
Nick @nicholasf1.bsky.social · 15/04/2026Air Freshener And Tin Of Sardines, starring Felicity Kendall as Air Freshener Boxer and Pam Ferris as Laura Tin Of Sardines, two gardeners who uncover a murder on every single job they do. What are the chances? 010 1
Nick @nicholasf1.bsky.social · 14/04/2026The news should start referring to him as the fake president. 000 0
Nick @nicholasf1.bsky.social · 04/04/2026Johnson bypassing the franchise and just going straight to Dumbest... 0101 10
Nick @nicholasf1.bsky.social · 04/04/2026"The dignity of the nation we serve." Do you mean Russia? 010 1
Nick @nicholasf1.bsky.social · 03/04/2026"They think you're shit" culture has a nice ring to it. 000 0
