nicheplayer @nicheplayer.bsky.social · 11/06/2025media.tenor.coma man in a suit and tie is making a funny face .ALT: a man in a suit and tie is making a funny face . 010
nicheplayer @nicheplayer.bsky.social · 08/03/2025Special treat to myself today. Dropped my signed tax return at my attorney’s office, and before I left, I handed the receptionist a stamped envelope containing my federal payment and asked, “Would you add this to your outgoing mail?” #Shawshank 010
nicheplayer @nicheplayer.bsky.social · 27/02/2025“I’ve seen things you people wouldn’t believe.” is one of the greatest lines in cinema. I’d say “fight me” now, except you know I’m right. 010
nicheplayer @nicheplayer.bsky.social · 27/02/2025In case Gene Hackman’s death isn’t hitting you hard enough: Mississippi Burning came out in *1988.* It was based on events that happened in Mississippi in *1964.* And here we are in 2025, still dealing with the same backwards, racist assholes. What is the measure of this “arc of justice?” 110
nicheplayer @nicheplayer.bsky.social · 23/02/2025Overflow at…*looks again* Bread Garden? What, another 20 people can squeeze in there? 000
nicheplayer @nicheplayer.bsky.social · 08/02/2025It’s the only holy trinity we recognize in this house. 220
nicheplayer @nicheplayer.bsky.social · 08/02/2025Last evening’s sunset had much to recommend it. 0110
nicheplayer @nicheplayer.bsky.social · 03/02/2025I’m happy this match brought you some comfort; you deserve it! 110
nicheplayer @nicheplayer.bsky.social · 02/02/2025He meant the prices of stocks.media.tenor.coma man in a suit and tie is standing in front of two microphones in front of a plane .ALT: a man in a suit and tie is standing in front of two microphones in front of a plane . 000
nicheplayer @nicheplayer.bsky.social · 02/02/2025Isn’t it great that this gif and the huge pile of shit gif from the same movie cover almost 90% of gif use cases? Handy. 000
nicheplayer @nicheplayer.bsky.social · 02/02/2025Fifty miles. Outside. In IA. February 2. 🤷🏻♂️🔥 #gravelbikes 140
nicheplayer @nicheplayer.bsky.social · 01/02/2025It’s like, “how much more black could it be?” And the answer is, “none. None more black.” Moved up to Pathfinder Pro 47s for this season. Buh bye, tanwalls. #gravelcycling 210
nicheplayer @nicheplayer.bsky.social · 31/01/2025Well, I finally identified at least *one* of the jerks letting their dog leave massive shits all over the neighborhood. Pro tip: If you’re walking your dire wolf with its leash in one hand and an open coffee mug in the other, EVERYONE KNOWS YOU’RE NOT PICKING UP AFTER YOUR PET! 020
nicheplayer @nicheplayer.bsky.social · 30/01/2025Alas, it only works in instances where the other person is right. I wouldn’t be engaging in the argument at all if that were true. I’ve already done the thinking, thanks, which is how I’ve arrived at the correct position. 000
nicheplayer @nicheplayer.bsky.social · 30/01/2025“People?” Which people? What’s the big gripe with the democrats, that they don’t wade into the muck with the republicans and sling shit like raving lunatics? 010
nicheplayer @nicheplayer.bsky.social · 26/01/2025“But you can’t deny his keen political instincts,” they say. Bullshit. That’s not instinct. That’s a combination of ignorance, privilege, and malice, and you’re sticking a microphone in his dopey, palsied, orange face. 000
nicheplayer @nicheplayer.bsky.social · 26/01/2025It’s the thought that counts. Also, January is a looong fucking month. 110
nicheplayer @nicheplayer.bsky.social · 26/01/2025If you’re not shoveling at *least* 1 neighbor’s walks/driveway when you’re out doing your own, you’ve strayed from the shoveler’s credo. 010
nicheplayer @nicheplayer.bsky.social · 20/01/2025I mean, it may just be me, but I don’t throw out a perfectly good pair of sweats just because there’s a stubborn stain on them. 010
nicheplayer @nicheplayer.bsky.social · 24/11/2024Holy shit! Only a couple weeks on 🦋, and I’m already at 13 followers! It took me 17 years to get there on X and almost a *decade* to reach that milestone on Threads. Bluesky is the real deal!! 💪🏼💪🏼💪🏼 020
nicheplayer @nicheplayer.bsky.social · 23/11/2024Let’s talk about the fine line between black bean soup and refried black beans. Is it defined simply by the amount of chicken stock one uses? 100
nicheplayer @nicheplayer.bsky.social · 21/11/2024Always interesting to learn about the myriad ways someone can fuck up a ballot. 000
nicheplayer @nicheplayer.bsky.social · 19/11/2024media.tenor.coma man in armor with the words so it beginsALT: a man in armor with the words so it begins 000
nicheplayer @nicheplayer.bsky.social · 19/11/2024media.tenor.coma cartoon of a rat eating a sandwich with a strawALT: a cartoon of a rat eating a sandwich with a straw 010
