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Cersei Lannister: Not mad just miffed.

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Cersei Lannister: Not mad just miffed. @nicequeencersei.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
I'll just quietly leave this here and run away. www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ri2K...
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Cersei Lannister: Not mad just miffed. @nicequeencersei.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Watching #TheFeud on Netflix. It's so British and diverse that everyone in the same family has a different accent, as a neighbourly dispute turns deadly over a proposed extension.
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Cersei Lannister: Not mad just miffed. @nicequeencersei.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Forgotten soon enough, eh? I believe you mean unforgettable.
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Cersei Lannister: Not mad just miffed. @nicequeencersei.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Book me stepping out of the rubble to hit Daenerys.
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Cersei Lannister: Not mad just miffed. @nicequeencersei.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
I take pride in the fact that Book Cersei would knock Jaime out at the moment of death and use him to shield herself from falling debris.
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Cersei Lannister: Not mad just miffed. @nicequeencersei.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
Saving it for Christmas, eh?
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Cersei Lannister: Not mad just miffed. @nicequeencersei.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
Farewell, my queen.
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Cersei Lannister: Not mad just miffed. @nicequeencersei.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
Poor Alicent had to sleep with a husband who resembled and smelled just like spoiled ham for years. That's enough to drive anyone mad. Anyway...
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Cersei Lannister: Not mad just miffed. @nicequeencersei.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
So, when the next season starts, Sweet Insect Queen Who Just Wanted To Keep Chickens is still down there on spikes, right?
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Cersei Lannister: Not mad just miffed. @nicequeencersei.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
Helaena in heaven.
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Cersei Lannister: Not mad just miffed. @nicequeencersei.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
Meanwhile, Sheepstealer
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Cersei Lannister: Not mad just miffed. @nicequeencersei.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
So, in conclusion, if Alicent had still been back in King's Landing, she would be the one claiming Rhaenyra's #HoTD, right?
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Cersei Lannister: Not mad just miffed. @nicequeencersei.bsky.social · 03/08/2026
I've not seen the new #HoTD� yet but I'm hearing great things about hypnotic lady parts.
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Cersei Lannister: Not mad just miffed. @nicequeencersei.bsky.social · 30/07/2026
Imagine if Daenerys just cancelled me instead. Naturally, I'd ignore it.
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Cersei Lannister: Not mad just miffed. @nicequeencersei.bsky.social · 28/07/2026
Poor Criston. Anyway
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Cersei Lannister: Not mad just miffed. @nicequeencersei.bsky.social · 26/07/2026
Alicent:
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Cersei Lannister: Not mad just miffed. @nicequeencersei.bsky.social · 21/07/2026
Alicent is literally trapped in a walled-up tunnel of love, and only Rhaenyra can save her now. #HouseoftheDragon #HoTD
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Cersei Lannister: Not mad just miffed. @nicequeencersei.bsky.social · 11/07/2026
On the next #HouseoftheDragon: Rhaenyra: Bae! Alicent: Bae! Helaena: Bok, ba-gawk?! Chicken: Rhaenicent. Helaena: Bawk bawk. Chicken: I know, right? Get a room.
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Cersei Lannister: Not mad just miffed. @nicequeencersei.bsky.social · 10/07/2026
Helaena.
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Cersei Lannister: Not mad just miffed. @nicequeencersei.bsky.social · 08/07/2026
Rhaenyra with Helaena.
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Cersei Lannister: Not mad just miffed. @nicequeencersei.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
A red card is still red no matter what you do to make it disappear.
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Cersei Lannister: Not mad just miffed. @nicequeencersei.bsky.social · 06/07/2026
Damn, this is definitely a rough period for Rhaenyra. #HoTD #HouseoftheDragon
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Cersei Lannister: Not mad just miffed. @nicequeencersei.bsky.social · 06/07/2026
I hope Rhaenyra's first day went better Daenerys's.
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Cersei Lannister: Not mad just miffed. @nicequeencersei.bsky.social · 04/07/2026
Helaena's chicken army.
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Cersei Lannister: Not mad just miffed. @nicequeencersei.bsky.social · 03/07/2026
Why did it take me so long to notice that awkward, creepy kiss Aemond gave Alicent
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Cersei Lannister: Not mad just miffed. @nicequeencersei.bsky.social · 03/07/2026
Poor bugger. No one ever gets a chicken farm.
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Cersei Lannister: Not mad just miffed. @nicequeencersei.bsky.social · 02/07/2026
That's how I like my coronations: constant beheadings, endless violence and blood,
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Cersei Lannister: Not mad just miffed. @nicequeencersei.bsky.social · 30/06/2026
Actually, this is better: Rhaenyra and Alicent, marrying in Otto's blood while Daemon makes his corpse into a puppet that claps happily along at their wedding feast. #HouseoftheDragon #HoTD
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Cersei Lannister: Not mad just miffed. @nicequeencersei.bsky.social · 30/06/2026
I've finally caught up with #HouseoftheDragon! Rhaenyra and Alicent are marrying standing in Otto's blood, right?
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Cersei Lannister: Not mad just miffed. @nicequeencersei.bsky.social · 24/06/2026
Well, damn. I missed the first #HotD and now I need to catch up. No spoilers please but are Alicent and Rhaenyra married yet? She did say something about opening her gates...
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Cersei Lannister: Not mad just miffed. @nicequeencersei.bsky.social · 26/05/2026
I'm not made for heat. Which explains why I was conveniently miles away when... You know.
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Cersei Lannister: Not mad just miffed. @nicequeencersei.bsky.social · 19/05/2026
To be fair, I was always straight to the point and mostly, true to my word.
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Cersei Lannister: Not mad just miffed. @nicequeencersei.bsky.social · 08/05/2026
Damn, I never thought voting in a local election would lead to me looking over from Wales to England like this:
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Cersei Lannister: Not mad just miffed. @nicequeencersei.bsky.social · 02/05/2026
Petty squabbling, empty threats, and pointless blustering... By the Seven, I miss Margaery.
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Cersei Lannister: Not mad just miffed. @nicequeencersei.bsky.social · 28/04/2026
Huh. It's nice to know that an assassination attempt can helpfully appear at any time something goes tits up.
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Cersei Lannister: Not mad just miffed. @nicequeencersei.bsky.social · 10/04/2026
At least my first lady didn't turn on me. Mind you, I did push her down a well before she could.
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Cersei Lannister: Not mad just miffed. @nicequeencersei.bsky.social · 10/04/2026
You know that thing where your keep unexpectedly, rightfully explodes after too much wildfire? Yeah...
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Cersei Lannister: Not mad just miffed. @nicequeencersei.bsky.social · 08/04/2026
Wow. At least Daenerys was completely sincere in her desire to destroy me.
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Cersei Lannister: Not mad just miffed. @nicequeencersei.bsky.social · 05/04/2026
#HappyEaster May your eggs grow into huge dragons and burn down your house with you in it so you can't play the game of thrones anymore either.
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Cersei Lannister: Not mad just miffed. @nicequeencersei.bsky.social · 23/03/2026
At least I never lied. I was openly homicidal."
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Cersei Lannister: Not mad just miffed. @nicequeencersei.bsky.social · 21/02/2026
There are Aegon's everywhere. Aegoning forever. Oh, the Ageony. #AKnightOfTheSevenKingdoms #HouseOfTheDragon
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Cersei Lannister: Not mad just miffed. @nicequeencersei.bsky.social · 08/02/2026
At least I owned most of my evil deeds and didn't blame others.
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Cersei Lannister: Not mad just miffed. @nicequeencersei.bsky.social · 05/02/2026
When you unexpectedly get diagnosed with another anxiety related illness to go with an already growing list.
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Cersei Lannister: Not mad just miffed. @nicequeencersei.bsky.social · 27/01/2026
Seeing someone you know on #BlueSky
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Cersei Lannister: Not mad just miffed. @nicequeencersei.bsky.social · 24/01/2026
I would like to personally remind all of you that I'm the one who actively tried to kill her son's wife, not #VictoriaBeckham That Tommen never had to get a bus by himself, and I didn't upstage him at his wedding. Also, what is a bus, anyway? Sounds both unpopular and unpleasant. #BeckhamFamilyFeud
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Cersei Lannister: Not mad just miffed. @nicequeencersei.bsky.social · 20/01/2026
Damn you fatigue! I missed #AKnightOfTheSevenKingdoms How's Dunk the Lunk, doing?
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Cersei Lannister: Not mad just miffed. @nicequeencersei.bsky.social · 12/01/2026
So, I'm assuming we're all hyped for Knight of the Seven Kingdoms? I know, I am.
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Cersei Lannister: Not mad just miffed. @nicequeencersei.bsky.social · 09/01/2026
When the sound unexpectedly comes through the controller that you forgot to turn down. Loudest boing I've ever heard in my life.
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Cersei Lannister: Not mad just miffed. @nicequeencersei.bsky.social · 01/01/2026
Happy New Year everyone!
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Cersei Lannister: Not mad just miffed. @nicequeencersei.bsky.social · 23/12/2025
I caved and got a #PS5 for Christmas. Currently watching Cutthroat Island while it updates. Geena Davis is a hot, clever, lady pirate following a map made from her father's scalp skin. Seriously, she is. My favourite guilty pleasure movie.
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