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@nicejs.codersquack.nl
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javascript programmer, archiver (sort of), pokemon fan, ipv6 stan, will post random shit (prepare thyself) as well not dutch, fedi: @nicejs@guild.pmdcollab.org if you're gonna DM me and I don't know you, please provide full context or I may not reply

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nicejs @nicejs.codersquack.nl · 14/09/2026
Glazing [Noibat] is the reason!! This heart still beats!!
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nicejs @nicejs.codersquack.nl · 13/09/2026
ts some bullshit
"Will iiSU be open source?" FAQ question
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nicejs @nicejs.codersquack.nl · 01/09/2026
every so often im reminded of this image
Hakita discord message: it's a good thing you guys aren't designing ultrakill or it would suck
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nicejs @nicejs.codersquack.nl · 24/07/2026
enters education institution 6 hours pass comes back friend discord server is burnt to a crisp it. Keeps. Happening
zazu cat with freddy from FNAF behind him
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nicejs @nicejs.codersquack.nl · 23/05/2026
never in a million years did I expect to see linus tech tips mentioned in a tv tropes page of all things
At the end of 2023, the entire original series' D1-format master-tapes were borrowed from Mainframe by a documentary crew for an attempt at converting them. Problem was there were no remaining compatible cassette decks in operable condition to do so. The documentary crew put out a worldwide call for help amongst tech enthusiasts. Linus Tech Tips answered by finding and securing a functioning playback deck. By the end of the summer 2024, the first tape was successfully converted, and Mainframe Studios
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nicejs @nicejs.codersquack.nl · 16/05/2026
really hoping bun gets forked
PR: "Rewrite Bun in Rust"
Jarred merger 6755 commits into main from claude/phase-a-po...
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nicejs @nicejs.codersquack.nl · 10/05/2026
largetik
Sword and Shield May 2018 beta build showing a comically large joltik compared to the player.
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nicejs @nicejs.codersquack.nl · 05/01/2026
fatass
microbat with a big belly
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nicejs @nicejs.codersquack.nl · 29/12/2025
I need to quit this one RP server for a good while on goddd I somehow got addicted to rping there that combined with FOMO is a disaster (ruining my sleep schedule yippeee)
cop: are you high?
me: hello, am I what?
cop: high
me: hello
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nicejs @nicejs.codersquack.nl · 25/12/2025
hear me out
Epson Ecotank L4260 printer
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nicejs @nicejs.codersquack.nl · 29/11/2025
man I kinda wanna make a compilation of absolutely unhinged yt comments
@[redacted] just vibrate your balls to throw off their sonar, bro

Skill issue
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nicejs @nicejs.codersquack.nl · 19/11/2025
soon
Don't listen to her
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nicejs @nicejs.codersquack.nl · 30/10/2025
Bichão, o bagulho é o seguinte

Tu vai usar Linux sim
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nicejs @nicejs.codersquack.nl · 30/10/2025
www.minecraft.net/en-us/articl... mojang just did a thing, this is HUGE
Removing obfuscation in Java Edition
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nicejs @nicejs.codersquack.nl · 25/10/2025
YouTube comment from @danieltobin4498:
"Uh oh, it's a combination lock. Looks like I'm gonna have to cut through it. Good thing I have Jin Woo's chin!"
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nicejs @nicejs.codersquack.nl · 26/09/2025
good idea
Address me
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nicejs @nicejs.codersquack.nl · 25/09/2025
Never buy a GPU off temu 😭💔
NVIDIA GeForce GTX 4060 Femboy Edition
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nicejs @nicejs.codersquack.nl · 16/09/2025
why did tumblr just randomly rename itself to that
Prices shown in USD. Final price will be shown in next screen, taxes and additional costs may apply depending on your country.
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nicejs @nicejs.codersquack.nl · 30/08/2025
my advice is: - have a second phone for banking apps and other apps that are sensitive to system modifications - use either Magisk, KernelSU, KernelSU Next or APatch (I'd recommend KSU Next) - play integrity is more difficult but here's someone's setup that apparently gets DEVICE and BASIC
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nicejs @nicejs.codersquack.nl · 21/08/2025
Mom dad silksong in Fortnite

That's right! Two weeks 
A fortnight is a unit of time equal to 14 days (two weeks). The word derives
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nicejs @nicejs.codersquack.nl · 10/08/2025
stupidpenisx.com/supaishibi/s... THE FUCKING ROARING IS HAPPENING IN BUENOS AIRES
how do i even alt text this
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nicejs @nicejs.codersquack.nl · 31/07/2025
even matrix 😭
We have updated our [Homeserver Terms](https://matrix.org/legal/terms-and-conditions/) and [Privacy Policy](https://matrix.org/legal/privacy-notice/). We strongly encourage you to read these documents in full, but for clarity these are some of the main changes:

- Updated the minimum age requirements for use of the [Matrix.org](http://matrix.org/) Homeserver to be 18 years old;
- Introduced new measures to comply with our obligations under the Online Safety Act and the Digital Services Act;
- Introduced new payment terms to support paid plans on the [Matrix.org](http://matrix.org/) Homeserver;
- Describe the new data processors to support paid plans on the [Matrix.org](http://matrix.org/) Homeserver.

Each of the documents has a detailed version history which we encourage you to review. The updated Homeserver Terms and Privacy Policy take effect on 14 August, 2025. These terms apply to you by continuing to use the homeserver after that date. If you have any questions please drop us an email to [legal@matrix.org](mailto:legal@matrix.org)
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nicejs @nicejs.codersquack.nl · 16/07/2025
could one send a meshtastic message to someone in the UK across this gap?
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nicejs @nicejs.codersquack.nl · 05/07/2025
Uma foto do seu telefone que tenha a sua energia mas não é uma selfie.
PCB letal
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nicejs @nicejs.codersquack.nl · 23/06/2025
images are here!!! badges as well as a side effect (mostly because they're already in the storygraph response json)
PMDFF for legacy browsers screenshot, showing the fic "Age of Shadows", with it's cover art, by author starfalcon555 (with the moderator and beta tester badges).
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nicejs @nicejs.codersquack.nl · 16/06/2025
hey
Among Us initial release date: June 15, 2018
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nicejs @nicejs.codersquack.nl · 13/06/2025
absolutely losing it over this image
Diagram of "how to tell apart asian languages"
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nicejs @nicejs.codersquack.nl · 12/06/2025
Morto 2015 Vivo 2025 Bem vindo de volta, Frutiger Aero
Carvo
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nicejs @nicejs.codersquack.nl · 10/06/2025
youtube comment section once again exhibiting incalculable levels of intelligence
@jhonny6382: BTW people, if you can just donate some money to the internet archive 
Replies:
@Toaster2thousand: Then what
@hellohaveagoodday: @Toaster2thousand they get the money tf you think
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nicejs @nicejs.codersquack.nl · 10/06/2025
this is what the gboard autocorrect has felt like lately
grammarly suggesting a correction of "truly wasn't" to "was trulyn't"
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nicejs @nicejs.codersquack.nl · 31/05/2025
help someone I've replied to has been typing for over 5 minutes straight
Horse on rain
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nicejs @nicejs.codersquack.nl · 31/05/2025
Reddit post from r/nottheonion by u/teslawriter: MY HOA Banned Me From Charging My Tesla Cybertruck in the Common Area, Says "It Needs to be Unplugged Due to Fire Concerns."
Below it is a comment from u/gregorytilidie saying: "cybertruck owner vs. HOA is one of those matches where you hope the ring explodes."
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nicejs @nicejs.codersquack.nl · 31/05/2025
"I modded my car into a gaming PC," followed by balatro gameplay
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nicejs @nicejs.codersquack.nl · 29/05/2025
I FUCKING DID ITTTT
You have been granted access to unlock until Beijing time 05/29/2026 (mm/dd/yyyy)
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nicejs @nicejs.codersquack.nl · 26/05/2025
NEVER TRUST ANYONE

WHO KINS THESE MFERS
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nicejs @nicejs.codersquack.nl · 19/05/2025
i just know i'm about to read a banger (this is a crossover between My Ordinary Life, Sonic, Death Note, and Minecraft)
AO3 Summary:
Mio has blue hair. She also has shenanigans with a notebook. The only logical course of action is to write a fanfiction where Sonic and Light are her dads. It makes sense.
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nicejs @nicejs.codersquack.nl · 18/05/2025
people who radiate "too young to be on discord" aura
cat
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nicejs @nicejs.codersquack.nl · 18/05/2025
what's up with termux and discord absolutely eating up my battery like discord is somewhat excusable because react native ...but termux? there's literally nothing but a debian proot running in it
Battery usage stats:
Termux user at 43,23%
Discord at 24,10%
PipePipe at 17,23%
Documents at 4,90%
Firefox Nightly at 3,49%
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nicejs @nicejs.codersquack.nl · 16/05/2025
this image made the vc go insane
"NEVER TRUST ANYONE"
[A bunch of characters from different fandoms]
"WHO KINS THESE MFERS"
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nicejs @nicejs.codersquack.nl · 14/05/2025
I got so incredibly close to unlocking my phone's bootloader and xiaomi just pulled up with this bs 😭
Mi Community app, on the bootloader unlock section with the following error:
"Account Error Please try again after 05/25 (mm/dd)"
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nicejs @nicejs.codersquack.nl · 12/05/2025
just watched a trump supporter get a public execution on @ampharos.pmd.social 's discord server
horse implied to be holding yellowish liquid
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nicejs @nicejs.codersquack.nl · 07/05/2025
seems like it's a cascading failure
Discord mobile app screenshot with a popup saying "Can't find this computer!"
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nicejs @nicejs.codersquack.nl · 01/05/2025
content creators when the content destroyers walk in
catird
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nicejs @nicejs.codersquack.nl · 30/04/2025
finally, A GITHUB LI- ...nevermind
github 404 page
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nicejs @nicejs.codersquack.nl · 28/04/2025
i challenge y'all to guess the age of this site just by this screenshot

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    + WordPerfect (.wp, .wpd)
    * Plain Text, NotePad (.txt)
    * PDF (.pdf)
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nicejs @nicejs.codersquack.nl · 24/04/2025
Charizard with the caption "Me full of micro plastics", followed by a Charmeleon with the caption "My dad full of asbestos", and a Charmander with "My grandpop full of lead"
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nicejs @nicejs.codersquack.nl · 24/04/2025
vivivivivi when the subject matter is launching banger music that gets more remixes than megalovania
black cat with bowtie
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nicejs @nicejs.codersquack.nl · 23/04/2025
rate my apps (there's also ytdlnis and revanced manager but I couldn't fit them in the pic)
Lawnchair 14 home screen showing Moon+ Reader Pro, AzaharPlus, BlueSky, Infinity, NewPipe, Shizuku, InnerTune, Device info HW,  Aurora Store, Material Files, Xiaomi Community, and Droid-ify
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nicejs @nicejs.codersquack.nl · 21/04/2025
yt algo calling me out
YouTube video titled "How Every 'Modern' Code Base Is A DUMPSTER FIRE"
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nicejs @nicejs.codersquack.nl · 20/04/2025
Screenshot of ULTRAKILL level 1-1 // HEART OF THE SUNRISE
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