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Wizard Tome

@nicebats.bsky.social
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mostly rambling 👁👁 / 27 / uncool but friendly transsexual / he / I do art sometimes (mostly sketches, any medium; occasionally spend 8 hours on a painting out of nowhere)

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Wizard Tome @nicebats.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
looked at my personalization tracking.
Home & Family: Owns a fridgefox news clip:
"POOR" HOUSEHOLDS
99.6% HAVE A REFRIGERATOR
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Wizard Tome @nicebats.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
theyre too dark to be clearly visible but. these goddamn pants were the shortest at the store and were still like 3 inches too long. now theyre proper length. i cant believe i didnt hem shit sooner.
guy in jeans and blue hoodie
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Wizard Tome @nicebats.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
yesterday i realized our noface paperweight looks like an uncircumcised penis. so i drew noface as a dick. and im not going to post that in its entirety on the internet. you can have a cropped version. that was yesterdays ink drawing, i guess. i will try to make something publicly acceptable today.
noface as a sort of sock on a dick. balls are cropped out.
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Wizard Tome @nicebats.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
id be lying if i said it wasnt good. i mixed the cottage cheese with seasonings. it is very wet though. i added a small amount of shredded cheese for structural melt support.
cottage cheese quesadilla
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Wizard Tome @nicebats.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
im still mad though that they never made a matching sylveon despite sylveon existing at the time of this expansion. anyway. if i ever cant afford rent we are breaking the glass. the modern man's 401k.
bw promo eeveelution card series. plus an out of place sylveon because they never made a matching one.
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Wizard Tome @nicebats.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
fuck it i markered the chicken
chicken painted sort of like painted hen from slime rancher
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Wizard Tome @nicebats.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
hold on. cooked him by adding a layer of colored pencil. this may just become do-something-daily-tober to me. but. i like how he looks.
zombie beholder with prismacolors shading his nasty wrinkles
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Wizard Tome @nicebats.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
day 3... i am cheating today by considering alcohol markers a type of ink... i really wanted to color the beholder from day 1.
zombie beholder colored in marker. he is green and purple.
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Wizard Tome @nicebats.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
for real was like "aw one is riding the other" and then realized
grasshoppers bangin on a milkweedgrasshoppers bangin on a milkweed
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Wizard Tome @nicebats.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
day 2. husband picked a rooster salt shaker for my reference. i will NOT concern myself with the fact that i smeared the dots on accident
ink rooster
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Wizard Tome @nicebats.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
gonna do a thread of the inktober stuff as i go. here's the one from day 1
zombie beholder in ink
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Wizard Tome @nicebats.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
not sure im a fan of the loss of visual information with the shadows but whats done is done
zombie beholder with shadow in ink
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Wizard Tome @nicebats.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
agony
zombie beholder in ink
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Wizard Tome @nicebats.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
WHY DID I THINK THIS WOULD BE AN EASY OPTION WHILE OUT OF PRACTICE
part of a zombie beholder in ink
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Wizard Tome @nicebats.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
out of all of the possibilities in the entire universe, aliens are REAL and they look like this
stock photo of scary white man fingering some sort of abstract salad bowl. i was going to attach an actual nordic image but this is really doing something to me.
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Wizard Tome @nicebats.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
husband started making rustling sounds in the next room. baby has been activated.
cat leaning forward with big eyescat leaning back with big eyes
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Wizard Tome @nicebats.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
look at him
half-white tabby standing with big ass eyes in orange lighting
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Wizard Tome @nicebats.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
the second user being flaired Researcher is taking me out for some reason
How I see and read Auras: Translating colors into psychoemotional states. My full story and explanation are in the comments below!

image of a middle aged woman radiating with many orbs of colorI punched a gray in the face!

image of woman punching a gray alien in the face
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Wizard Tome @nicebats.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
"have you also seen [AI generated image] before?" is now a very consistent genre of post in every surreal / woowoo / conspiracy / alien / etc sub
Does this bathroom look familiar?

picture of nasty pink bathroom with a bajillion stallsIs this hotel familiar to anyone?

hotel where every doorway is another bedroomThe tiled bath room. Anyone?

pink bathroom full of tubsAnyone been on a huge first calss plane area where everyone gets to pick whatever random seat they want?

image of scattered airplane seats
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Wizard Tome @nicebats.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Let me tell you about Zach, the inter-dimensional extraterrestrial I've known for years

Zach (emo guy?) standing next to some sort of serpent staff angel
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Wizard Tome @nicebats.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Has anyone else seen a demonic imp?

picture of some ET looking ass imp sitting in someone's bedHas anyone experienced these creatures?

image of little elf goblin on someone's armDoes this look like the type of Astral / Shadow / Etheric Spider you've seen?

picture of shadow crab on ceiling
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Wizard Tome @nicebats.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
not that i can register anymore, im too old. so what do you do if youre over 26 and have an M on your documents? you cant register AND you cant get an SIL, do you just HAVE to out yourself? or go without needing any of these services or any jobs that ask about it? dont most jobs ask about it?
However, anyone assigned female at birth is exempt and ineligible from registering with Selective Service. This can cause serious issues for individuals who use a male gender marker when applying for federal programs and benefits, including federal student loans, government assistance, and federal jobs and internships. Individuals who identify themselves as male when applying for such programs and benefits [are/may be?] asked of they have registered with Selective Service. If they state that they have not registered with Selective Service, they lose eligibility for those programs and benefits.

In the past, some transgender men dealt with this issue by registering with Selective Service. While this strategy has always carried legal risks, this is particularly inadvisable now, when the Trump administration is eagerly seeking opportunities to target and penalize transgender people.The better solution for most transgender men has been to request a status information letter (SIL) showing that the applicant is exempt from registering with Selective Service. This relatively easy option was available for anyone who was ineligible for Selective Service, including people assigned female at birth, lawful non-immigrants who are residing in the United States on non-immigrant visas, incarcerated people, or disabled people who reside in care facilities. SILs allowed people assigned female at birth to honestly identify themselves as male and as not being registered with Selective Service without having to out themselves as transgender and without losing eligibility for the program or benefit.But as of June 30, 2026, SILs are no longer a solution. Selective Service quietly updated its Frequently Asked Questions page of its website. It now reads:

As of June 30, 2026, the Selective Service System no longer issues status letters (status information letters). Men can check whether they are registered by visiting www.sss.gov/verify/. Men who are not registered can consult the requirements table located at Who Needs to Register : Selective Service System.  If you are requesting a benefit or employment that requires registration, the decision to provide any right, privilege or benefit (including jobs) is made by the agency, school, or organization receiving the request. You may want to include with your application to your benefit provider a copy of the requirements table and any other pertinent information or documentation to support your situation (i.e., entered the United States after age 26).  Selective Service cannot determine benefit eligibility.

This policy will be disastrous for young transgender men, transmasculine people, gender non-conforming people, and intersex people. For anyone applying for federal student loans to attend college or graduate school, for federal work, or for government aid who would have relied on SILs, they will now be forced to decide: disclose their transgender status directly to federal agents and employers, or find another way forward in an increasingly transphobic America.
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Wizard Tome @nicebats.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
we need to pack it up
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Wizard Tome @nicebats.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
"i have time to add just 3 more apartments" no i do not. i need to record a walkthrough of what i have so far though.
big fucking pokopia build on a beach. city street.
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Wizard Tome @nicebats.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
ooh hello
Garfield graffiti that says UGH MONDAYS on a bus seat
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Wizard Tome @nicebats.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
hmmmm
where id live map of the US but the only yes states are around the great lakes and top part of new england
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Wizard Tome @nicebats.bsky.social · 16/08/2026
SUCCESS
cheesecake with strawberries on it
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Wizard Tome @nicebats.bsky.social · 16/08/2026
BARBOACH IS IN THE POKOPIA DLC
guy doing a scream explosion upon another person; crudely drawn
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Wizard Tome @nicebats.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
the liquor store next door sells random pipes and i always want to buy one but the case is locked and i cannot bring myself to go up to the guy behind the glass and be like "come out here and give me The Luigi please"
pile of pipes, one of which is a droopy looking luigi
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Wizard Tome @nicebats.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
WALKED HALF AN HOUR IN THE RAIN TO THE GROCERY STORE TO BUY SOMETHING WE'VE BEEN CRAVING AND WHEN I GOT THERE IT WAS UNEXPECTEDLY BUY 2 GET 2 FREE
silhouette of man going astral mode
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Wizard Tome @nicebats.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
this was hard because actions + demeanor + temperament define if someone is hot or not. so. if you showed me even the opposite of these ppl but their mannerisms were my type id still be all over them? idk.
based on your ratings, these are the people that best represent your main type

4 images of beautiful menyour auxiliary types
you also showed interest in some people quite different from your main typeyour hidden gem - you were more into this person than most people were

your unpopular opinion - most people liked this person more than you did
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Wizard Tome @nicebats.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
ah
How selective you are
Of the people we showed you, you said you'd be
up for a date with 27% of them.
Compared with other people who date the same
gender you do, that makes you more selective
than 48% of them.
How mainstream your taste is
Some people are drawn to those that most
people find attractive:; others have their own,
more particular eye.
Your taste is more distinctive than 99% of
people who date the same gender(s) as you. A
higher number means a more one-of-a-kind eye;
a lower number means you tend to agree with
the consensus
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Wizard Tome @nicebats.bsky.social · 08/08/2026
creature ❓️
monarch butterfly resting on plantsmonarch butterfly resting on plantsmonarch butterfly hidden amongst some plantspurple plants (i do not know what they are) amidst tall grasses
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Wizard Tome @nicebats.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
phonics is alive
Maybe monocsodile (cant spell for shit but the hair thing)
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Wizard Tome @nicebats.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
BROTHERRRRRR NO
doesnt work if you overdo it, will literally disfigure your face if you do it too often. i keep it at a cool 1x3weeks, and only smash my zygos+chin for 2-3min. works fine and gives me 0.5-1mm of mass
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Wizard Tome @nicebats.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
crumchy
baked chickpeas in a tiny bowl
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Wizard Tome @nicebats.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
warmup went too long. medium feelings on it. need to move to something else
vaguely guy-shaped person leaning on vaguely car-shaped object during sunset
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Wizard Tome @nicebats.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
hhhmmmhhhrhhmm
vaguely car shaped object now with shadows
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Wizard Tome @nicebats.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
that is definitely A shape
vaguely car shaped object with guy leaning on it
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Wizard Tome @nicebats.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
karl flat
tabby cat laying flat on computer chair
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Wizard Tome @nicebats.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
karl nest
white spot front tabby cat sitting in a pile of pillows
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Wizard Tome @nicebats.bsky.social · 02/08/2026
i swear glasses just keep getting bigger every year. in 5 years we are all going to look like this.
kid in jumbo glasses twice the width of his head
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Wizard Tome @nicebats.bsky.social · 31/07/2026
you must try these if you have not
steenstras almond windmill cookies
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Wizard Tome @nicebats.bsky.social · 30/07/2026
goose takeover
many geese on a lawn chilling together
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Wizard Tome @nicebats.bsky.social · 30/07/2026
scrumbled
scramble egg with pepper and onion and hashbrown and ketchup
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Wizard Tome @nicebats.bsky.social · 30/07/2026
scramble soon
bell peppers and onions in a pan with hashbrowns in the background
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Wizard Tome @nicebats.bsky.social · 29/07/2026
ok,
cartoon baby me. disdainful look.
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Wizard Tome @nicebats.bsky.social · 29/07/2026
there Has to be a middle ground here
cartoon baby me next to a slightly less cartoon baby me
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Wizard Tome @nicebats.bsky.social · 29/07/2026
not fond of this first go but all of my warmups lack dimension so its fine
drawing of youth me in dunce cap because i am unserious
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Wizard Tome @nicebats.bsky.social · 28/07/2026
karl for you
white stomach tabby cat laying in hot pink lighting by window
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