Hugo Spadafora @nicadispatch.bsky.social · 04/10/2026And that’s how Danny Trejo’s taco truck business died 000
Hugo Spadafora @nicadispatch.bsky.social · 05/09/2026He wrote two sentences and had to explain both. That’s really good composition skills.  000
Hugo Spadafora @nicadispatch.bsky.social · 11/08/2026Why does the catering cart smell like diarrhea? 010
Hugo Spadafora @nicadispatch.bsky.social · 06/08/2026Looks like we’re finally getting a new president, one piece at a time from the top down 110
Hugo Spadafora @nicadispatch.bsky.social · 23/07/2026Tim Hiddleston is bored to fucking death by Pompeii 000
Hugo Spadafora @nicadispatch.bsky.social · 05/07/2026When you try to go Trump’s fireworks and end up in a MAGA detention center 000
Hugo Spadafora @nicadispatch.bsky.social · 22/06/2026Where’d ya serve, soldier? -reflecting pool. ‘26. We were deep in the algae. 010
Hugo Spadafora @nicadispatch.bsky.social · 06/06/2026To be fair, the Washington Spire wasn’t supposed to be on the test 000
Hugo Spadafora @nicadispatch.bsky.social · 04/06/2026He’s studying for his next cognitive test: “Pool. Building. Space Car?” No, sir, sorry. Take it from the top. 010
Hugo Spadafora @nicadispatch.bsky.social · 30/05/2026“my new girlfriend is nativist men,” the idiot Senator added. 000
Hugo Spadafora @nicadispatch.bsky.social · 30/05/2026Setting the stage for the strangest military coup in history 000
Hugo Spadafora @nicadispatch.bsky.social · 11/05/2026Instead, ten years later, we got a post-prime Rob Deer — and the rest is history 110
Hugo Spadafora @nicadispatch.bsky.social · 24/04/2026Looking good, Mr President! Best of health to you, sir. 000
Hugo Spadafora @nicadispatch.bsky.social · 18/04/2026It didn’t survive the passage of a single oil tanker 000
Hugo Spadafora @nicadispatch.bsky.social · 18/04/2026Historic = the first U.S. president to poop his diaper in front of China’s leader 000
Hugo Spadafora @nicadispatch.bsky.social · 16/04/2026I love the “full story” link, for those dying to know more 010
Hugo Spadafora @nicadispatch.bsky.social · 20/02/2026I’m sure we can get the last three on tax evasion 000
Hugo Spadafora @nicadispatch.bsky.social · 01/02/2026Even my bacon looks like that fat, greasy pig of a president. He ruins everything. 010
Hugo Spadafora @nicadispatch.bsky.social · 10/01/2026Hell yeah! ChatGPT knows what’s up. Go Panthers! 010
Hugo Spadafora @nicadispatch.bsky.social · 07/01/2026#84 on the list of ways Daniel Ortega and Donald Trump are similar: using Venezuelan oil profits to create their own personal slush-fund that’s free from congressional oversight and controls. 010
Hugo Spadafora @nicadispatch.bsky.social · 03/01/2026Nicaragua’s co-dictators are so isolated and deep in hiding their own official media outlet has to cite Venezuelan officials to know what they’re up to 000
Hugo Spadafora @nicadispatch.bsky.social · 03/01/2026We have Twitter to hear what the average American thinks about stuff. It’s mostly uninformed and dull 000
Hugo Spadafora @nicadispatch.bsky.social · 03/12/2025One more final thought before I fall asleep in my chair… 010
Hugo Spadafora @nicadispatch.bsky.social · 29/11/2025In addition to being a narco, JOH is also to blame for a wave of mass migration of Hondurans fleeing his violent regime. His legacy is pushing drugs and migrants towards the U.S. 000
Hugo Spadafora @nicadispatch.bsky.social · 08/11/2025First, as a case study to see if this model works, Congress should defund ICE and give that money directly to immigrants and civil society groups working on community-building efforts 020
Hugo Spadafora @nicadispatch.bsky.social · 02/11/2025Da fuk region does Prime think I live in where I’m ineligible to watch the World Series? 100
Hugo Spadafora @nicadispatch.bsky.social · 23/09/2025Tylenol ad idea: Signs of fever: flushed face, fatigue, nausea, confusion & disorientation. Take two Tylenol and break the fever. 020
