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Nicole Mezzasalma

@nica.bsky.social
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The First of Her Name, the Sunburnt, Queen of the Webinars, Breaker of Ice and Mother of Dragonites. Skeets mostly in English with a dash of Portuguese. [she/her]

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Nicole Mezzasalma @nica.bsky.social · 01/01/2026
Potential #StrangerThings spoiler alert! Anyone else who’s an actual D&D player and got annoyed at Dustin’s valedictorian speech talking about chaotic good and chaotic evil as classes? 🤣
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Nicole Mezzasalma @nica.bsky.social · 07/08/2025
Football club: signs player who is currently facing a rape trial Also football club: “We strongly condemn gender-based violence…” You can’t have it both ways, mate. Just admit you don’t give a crap about women and move on. #Footbal
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Nicole Mezzasalma @nica.bsky.social · 24/07/2025
It’s me! 🤩
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Nicole Mezzasalma @nica.bsky.social · 30/05/2025
I’ve done a thing on how brands should be using Reddit in 2025 – go read it! 👇🏻
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Nicole Mezzasalma @nica.bsky.social · 03/03/2025
So proud of the win for I’m Still Here as Best International Feature Film. It’s not just a tribute to Brazilian cinema, but to the importance of remembering the hard years of the military dictatorship – and the impunity that still blemishes that chapter of our history. #Oscars
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Nicole Mezzasalma @nica.bsky.social · 01/03/2025
We should just called it the BRATs now. #brits
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Nicole Mezzasalma @nica.bsky.social · 01/03/2025
“Lucius Malfoy is now in the White House, making Hogwarts great again.” Thanks, Jason Isaacs! 😂😂😂 #brits
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Nicole Mezzasalma @nica.bsky.social · 25/02/2025
If you’re in London over the next month, do yourself a favour and get a ticket to see Much Ado About Nothing at the Theatre Royal Drury Lane – the acting, the staging, the soundtrack, it’s all brilliant. Even if you’re not a Shakespeare fan, I promise you’ll enjoy it. #Theatre
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Nicole Mezzasalma @nica.bsky.social · 15/02/2025
Everton’s renaissance under Moyes is a joy to watch. 13 points out of 15 in the league, including a draw with Liverpool, is absolutely amazing. Long may it continue! #Everton #UTFT
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Nicole Mezzasalma @nica.bsky.social · 04/02/2025
This looks SO GOOD. 🤩 www.youtube.com/watch?v=s1Ay...
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The Fantastic Four: First Steps | Teaser Trailer
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Nicole Mezzasalma @nica.bsky.social · 30/01/2025
It’s actually embarrassing to see how much boot-licking Zuck is doing, and January isn’t even over yet. 🙄
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Meta’s Mark Zuckerberg Praises Trump Administration — “Proud Of Our Leading Companies … Prioritizes American Technology Winning”
“This is going to be a big year,” said Meta founder and CEO Mark Zuckerberg on his newfound chumminess with the White House and host of technical AI advances.
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Nicole Mezzasalma @nica.bsky.social · 26/01/2025
Finally watched Gladiator II and kind of wish they hadn’t made it. The first one is a masterpiece and one of my favourite films. I don’t understand any of the main characters’ motivations in the second one. (1/2) #Movies
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Nicole Mezzasalma @nica.bsky.social · 24/01/2025
Just caught up with #TheTraitors. No spoilers from me, but everyone is so bloody paranoid! What does that castle do to people? 🤣
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Nicole Mezzasalma @nica.bsky.social · 23/01/2025
It took her the whole of the show, but Frankie finally figured how to play this game. #TheTraitors
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Nicole Mezzasalma @nica.bsky.social · 23/01/2025
Oh Freddie. 🤦🏻‍♀️ #TheTraitors
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Nicole Mezzasalma @nica.bsky.social · 23/01/2025
Bravo, Alexander. Such a clever move. #TheTraitors
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Nicole Mezzasalma @nica.bsky.social · 22/01/2025
I think there’s a beautiful irony in the fact that Frankie was voted the most irrelevant person and then finally got it right at the round table. #TheTraitors
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Nicole Mezzasalma @nica.bsky.social · 22/01/2025
Me watching the Traitors now. #TheTraitors
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Nicole Mezzasalma @nica.bsky.social · 21/01/2025
Elon is Schrödinger’s Techbro: he is simultaneously the world’s greatest genius and a simple man who doesn’t know a very specific and recognisable gesture for what it is. 🤡
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Nicole Mezzasalma @nica.bsky.social · 19/01/2025
Social media managers in the US realising CapCut has also become unavailable because of the TikTok ban.
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Nicole Mezzasalma @nica.bsky.social · 17/01/2025
What is the extraordinary power one of the players will get in #TheTraitors? Wrong answers only.
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Nicole Mezzasalma @nica.bsky.social · 17/01/2025
Everyone outside of the US now as the #TikTok saga unfolds.
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a woman is eating chips and says i 'm just here for the drama .
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Nicole Mezzasalma @nica.bsky.social · 16/01/2025
Joe and Frankie are seriously bad at this game. 😅 #TheTraitors
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Nicole Mezzasalma @nica.bsky.social · 16/01/2025
Just read about David Lynch’s death. I know his work isn’t for everyone, and even I was weirded out by some of it, but he was a true original in a world (and an industry) where they are few and far between. A sad day for cinema.
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Nicole Mezzasalma @nica.bsky.social · 15/01/2025
Fozia shouting at Linda “Sleep well tonight, you’re going next!” gave me joy. #TheTraitors
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Nicole Mezzasalma @nica.bsky.social · 14/01/2025
Instagram: we want to reward creators and originality! Also Instagram: how much would you pay for more engagement? 🫠 
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Nicole Mezzasalma @nica.bsky.social · 13/01/2025
Migrating from a Chinese-owned app that’s about to be banned for being Chinese to another Chinese-owned app does not seem like a sensible move, but maybe that’s just me…
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Nicole Mezzasalma @nica.bsky.social · 12/01/2025
Watched The Substance tonight. It’s like a feminist Requiem for a Dream but with a less disturbing ending. It’s absolutely bonkers and I loved it, but I need a cleanse now. 😅 #FilmSky
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Nicole Mezzasalma @nica.bsky.social · 11/01/2025
Can’t believe I get to watch one of my all-time faves at the BFI IMAX. 😍
Photo of IMAX screen showing a photo of Chihiro and Haku from Spirited Away and the caption Ghibliotheque presents Spirited Away + intro
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Nicole Mezzasalma @nica.bsky.social · 10/01/2025
Leon has the worst poker face I have ever seen. He could never be a traitor! 🤣 #TheTraitors
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Nicole Mezzasalma @nica.bsky.social · 10/01/2025
Don’t think I’ve ever seen anything as camp as Claudia on the shoulders of those two giants wearing a furry white coat at the start of tonight’s mission. LOVE. #TheTraitors
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Nicole Mezzasalma @nica.bsky.social · 10/01/2025
Made the mistake of getting sucked into watching Moulin Rouge after probably 20 years, and now I’m ugly crying all over again. 😭
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Nicole Mezzasalma @nica.bsky.social · 09/01/2025
Linda: “I’m very emotional. I’m very good at keeping it all in.” 🤪 #TheTraitors
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Nicole Mezzasalma @nica.bsky.social · 09/01/2025
Livi: “I’m just such a team player.” Also Livi: never volunteers to take one for the team. 💀 #TheTraitors
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Nicole Mezzasalma @nica.bsky.social · 09/01/2025
This is certainly the most selfish bunch of contestants from the UK series so far. It’s all about “me me me” with these guys. 🤪#TheTraitors
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Nicole Mezzasalma @nica.bsky.social · 08/01/2025
Really clever strategy on the shield by Alexander. I knew he’d be a good player. #TheTraitors
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Nicole Mezzasalma @nica.bsky.social · 08/01/2025
A bit behind on today’s episode, but that was some grade A trolling from Kas as he left. 👏🏻 #TheTraitors #TraitorsUK
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Nicole Mezzasalma @nica.bsky.social · 07/01/2025
All the Meta announcement has confirmed is that you shouldn’t get your news from social media. Pay for proper journalism, it’s worth it.
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Nicole Mezzasalma @nica.bsky.social · 03/01/2025
I couldn’t resist #TheTraitors
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Scott Bryan @scottygb.bsky.social · 03/01/2025
absolutely amazing. #TheTraitors
Charlotte reading a book called “Learn Welsh” on The Traitors.
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Nicole Mezzasalma @nica.bsky.social · 02/01/2025
GUYS! I just learned that Britney’s classic song Toxic is allegedly about the Super Vet Noel Fitzpatrick and I’m shook.
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Nicole Mezzasalma @nica.bsky.social · 02/01/2025
I don’t know what I love the most about #TheTraitors: the fact that they’re all best friends after a day, or their surprise when they eliminate a Faithful after being so sure someone is a Traitor based on absolutely nothing. 😅 #Traitors
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Nicole Mezzasalma @nica.bsky.social · 01/01/2025
January 1st is over in Australia and there’s been no Mutavore attack, so I guess we’re not getting kaiju or Jaegers this year! (For anyone confused, Pacific Rim is set in 2025. 😅)
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Nicole Mezzasalma @nica.bsky.social · 25/12/2024
Merry Christmas, everyone! 🎄
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Nicole Mezzasalma @nica.bsky.social · 21/12/2024
I’m often baffled by judges’ decisions in boxing, but this one I agree with. Usyk a deserved winner. #UsykFury2
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Nicole Mezzasalma @nica.bsky.social · 21/12/2024
Fury walking out to Mariah was not on my 2024 bingo card. 😅 #UsykFury #Boxing
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Nicole Mezzasalma @nica.bsky.social · 18/12/2024
At the theatre watching The Tempest and @masonalexanderpark.bsky.social is the highlight so far - brilliant performance, incredible singing voice. Can’t wait for the second act!
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Nicole Mezzasalma @nica.bsky.social · 18/12/2024
Yesterday someone told me that, in order to plan ahead for the holidays, a friend of theirs had already made the roast potatoes for the Christmas meal. No, just no! Roasties need to be fresh! Anyone else agrees with this travesty?
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Nicole Mezzasalma @nica.bsky.social · 15/12/2024
Oh City. What’s happened? Shocking. #PremierLeague
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Nicole Mezzasalma @nica.bsky.social · 14/12/2024
Is Chris the best dancer? No. But he’s the only one who had 0 dancing experience going in, and he’s freaking blind. His journey has been a joy to watch. And Diane has been an exceptional teacher. A deserved win! #Strictly
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