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Hotel, Motel, Holiday Blinn

@nhlblinn.bsky.social
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Editor. Pun-maker. Dancing to the beat of the algorhythm. Integral to Friday mornings.

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Hotel, Motel, Holiday Blinn @nhlblinn.bsky.social · 4h
i would if i could!
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Hotel, Motel, Holiday Blinn @nhlblinn.bsky.social · 5h
is the clicking sound when i walk the aglets on my sneakrs or my aging ankles?: a joint investigation.
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Hotel, Motel, Holiday Blinn @nhlblinn.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
sometimes, less is Moore. sports.yahoo.com/articles/she...
sports.yahoo.com
Sherrone’s Stuff: Inside the 46 Boxes Michigan Shipped Its Fired Coach
As former University of Michigan football coach Sherrone Moore sat in a Washtenaw County jail cell late last year—after being arrested for felony home invasion and stalking of his executive assistant,...
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Hotel, Motel, Holiday Blinn @nhlblinn.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Why is PK Subban wearing the doilie from my grandma's bedside table as a shirt?
PK Subban wearing a lacy, deep v-neck, see-through shirt on ESPN.
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Hotel, Motel, Holiday Blinn @nhlblinn.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
i did draft Robert Thomas and then named my team "Lonely No More," so i've got that going for me
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Hotel, Motel, Holiday Blinn @nhlblinn.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
i signed up for fantasy hockey this season because i was feeling too good about things in my life.
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Hotel, Motel, Holiday Blinn @nhlblinn.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
I knew i kept that screenshot for something!
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Hotel, Motel, Holiday Blinn @nhlblinn.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
An ad by the NHL touting "No soap operas, just hockey."
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Hotel, Motel, Holiday Blinn @nhlblinn.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Keith Gretzky and Mirco Mueller
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Hotel, Motel, Holiday Blinn @nhlblinn.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
i remember seeing he had parksinsons, but the speed of this is stunning.
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Hotel, Motel, Holiday Blinn @nhlblinn.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
www.espn.com/nhl/story/_/...
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Hotel, Motel, Holiday Blinn @nhlblinn.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Brutal news
Tweet from John Buccigross: 

Barry was my best friend at ESPN. A big brother figure of rock solid values. I am shook to my core. Barry gave his life to hockey and some of his ESPN family, like me, learned of his shocking death today while at a hockey rink in Las Vegas preparing for the upcoming season.  Chilling and fitting--the rink was Barry's home. A more beloved ESPN institution there has not been. We love you, Barry.  Forever.
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Hotel, Motel, Holiday Blinn @nhlblinn.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
baseball watchers 🤝 memestock traders
a Mets-Marlins pitching matchup with Robert Stock and Jansen Junk.
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Hotel, Motel, Holiday Blinn @nhlblinn.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
Dont forget to wear the gloves that come with it.
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Hotel, Motel, Holiday Blinn @nhlblinn.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
forget a victory lap, Pablo Torre's victory Grand Prix begins now.
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Hotel, Motel, Holiday Blinn @nhlblinn.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
the rookies at camp better be on the lookout: "I wonder what I'd do if they all did just what I said. Well, I'd shout out an order, 'I think we're out of this, man, get me some' Boy, don't make me wanna change my tone"
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Hotel, Motel, Holiday Blinn @nhlblinn.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
sources also tell me the captaincy conversation between Thomas and Blues brass included a plea to, and i quote: "Give me your heart, make it real, or else forget about it."
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Hotel, Motel, Holiday Blinn @nhlblinn.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
the Blues named Robert Thomas the 25th captain in franchise history. sources tell me the transition went... .... .... .... Smooth.
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Hotel, Motel, Holiday Blinn @nhlblinn.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
my kids recently discovered Hamilton, which, yay!, but also, now im nervous theyre gonna get dragged at elementary school for being so late to the party.
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Hotel, Motel, Holiday Blinn @nhlblinn.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
wire photos are amazing imagn.com/setImages/88...
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Hotel, Motel, Holiday Blinn @nhlblinn.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
"I'm not shouting. Alright, I am. I'm shouting. I'm shouting. I'm shouting!"
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Hotel, Motel, Holiday Blinn @nhlblinn.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
let's all watch "Clue" tonight, as a treat. we can discuss our favorite endings.
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Hotel, Motel, Holiday Blinn @nhlblinn.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
Down to 98k! 🤞🤞
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Hotel, Motel, Holiday Blinn @nhlblinn.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
Not feeling optimistic about this.
The queue for 30 Rock 20th Anniversary tickets with 162,637 people ahead of me.
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Hotel, Motel, Holiday Blinn @nhlblinn.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
Same with 30 Rock 20th Anny -- 162k in the queue.
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Hotel, Motel, Holiday Blinn @nhlblinn.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
i'm now being asked to leave the building, with this post being directly cited.
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Hotel, Motel, Holiday Blinn @nhlblinn.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
this got several emoji reactions and some audible groans in the slack chat.
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Hotel, Motel, Holiday Blinn @nhlblinn.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
these weren't your usual trade negotiations, they were... ... ... Boutte calls. [dodges tomatoes] [plays self off]
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Hotel, Motel, Holiday Blinn @nhlblinn.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
brb, explaining to my coworkers to lore of the discontinued Monster Gronk energy drink.
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Hotel, Motel, Holiday Blinn @nhlblinn.bsky.social · 09/08/2026
Getting my Canada on. (Just out of frame: my Canadian tuxedo)
A can of sleeman's lager on a yellow Adirondack chair on the dock of a lake.
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Hotel, Motel, Holiday Blinn @nhlblinn.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
I have returned to the motherland.
The Steamwhistle Brewery logo inside the dining room.
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Hotel, Motel, Holiday Blinn @nhlblinn.bsky.social · 03/08/2026
every Mets headline today: www.youtube.com/watch?v=t5uS...
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Hotel, Motel, Holiday Blinn @nhlblinn.bsky.social · 03/08/2026
for my birthday, my family conspired to give me the gift of being able to yell, "CLOSE THE DOOR, I'M NOT PAYING TO AIR CONDITION THE WHOLE NEIGHBORHOOD!" dad achievement: unlocked.
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Hotel, Motel, Holiday Blinn @nhlblinn.bsky.social · 30/07/2026
lifehack: swap out the lettuce in your salad for cheetos for a tasty upgrade that (probably) won't give you diarrhea.
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Hotel, Motel, Holiday Blinn @nhlblinn.bsky.social · 20/07/2026
The Mark Donk Penguins meme, but with Andrew Borkfhire instead of Buzz Flibbet.
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Hotel, Motel, Holiday Blinn @nhlblinn.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
Im at the beach right now, and it just emptied out as people went home in droves to watch the World Cup final.
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Hotel, Motel, Holiday Blinn @nhlblinn.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
I had an entire playlist delete itself somehow. It self-emolated.
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Hotel, Motel, Holiday Blinn @nhlblinn.bsky.social · 18/07/2026
They showed me.... a new way!
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Hotel, Motel, Holiday Blinn @nhlblinn.bsky.social · 18/07/2026
Stop scrolling and post two characters who bring you happiness
Coop and Gene from Wet Hot American Summer
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Hotel, Motel, Holiday Blinn @nhlblinn.bsky.social · 17/07/2026
At the time, the twist just felt too... obvious? Easy? It felt like we had to expect genius from the guy and it didnt meet that.
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Hotel, Motel, Holiday Blinn @nhlblinn.bsky.social · 17/07/2026
hit me with it.
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Hotel, Motel, Holiday Blinn @nhlblinn.bsky.social · 17/07/2026
not a single mention of M. Night Shyamalan's "The Village," for which i'm still waiting for someone, anyone to give me $9.50 and two hours of my life back.
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Hotel, Motel, Holiday Blinn @nhlblinn.bsky.social · 17/07/2026
Air quality: 👌
A picture of midtown NYC with a hazy sky due to poor air quality. A picture of midtown NYC with a hazy sky due to poor air qualityA picture of midtown NYC with a hazy sky due to poor air quality
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Hotel, Motel, Holiday Blinn @nhlblinn.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
it is 8:28.
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Hotel, Motel, Holiday Blinn @nhlblinn.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
My kids explaining Bluey characters to me:
Christopher Waltz in Inglorious Basterds saying "that's a bingo!"
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Hotel, Motel, Holiday Blinn @nhlblinn.bsky.social · 10/07/2026
This ability directly led to me becoming an english major. You can always BS the words, but not numbers!
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Hotel, Motel, Holiday Blinn @nhlblinn.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
i can't turn this thing off!
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Hotel, Motel, Holiday Blinn @nhlblinn.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
who called it a sauna and not Schvitzerland?
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Hotel, Motel, Holiday Blinn @nhlblinn.bsky.social · 06/07/2026
Sir.
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Hotel, Motel, Holiday Blinn @nhlblinn.bsky.social · 04/07/2026
Then whose wedding was this for???
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