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ngutwirth.bsky.social @ngutwirth.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
I don't know what's more concerning. That they made this available or that there's a demand for it.
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ngutwirth.bsky.social @ngutwirth.bsky.social · 09/08/2026
Cliffs Notes version, The Art of the Deal Intimidate, humiliate. Lie, cheat and steal Sue, screw, chisel welch. Refute, deny, appeal Do whatever the fuck you want. It’s TV, it’s not real
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ngutwirth.bsky.social @ngutwirth.bsky.social · 16/07/2026
Can I interest anyone in forming a Truth and Reconciliation Commission in 2027?
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ngutwirth.bsky.social @ngutwirth.bsky.social · 08/07/2026
I am very sorry that Mitch McConnell is not well. Unfortunately I will be unable to to express my good wishes to his family until his term expires. I'm sure he understands.
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ngutwirth.bsky.social @ngutwirth.bsky.social · 03/07/2026
It was playing on a loop on Jamaican radio in the early 80s when I was in Negril.
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ngutwirth.bsky.social @ngutwirth.bsky.social · 17/06/2026
Anything for Money
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ngutwirth.bsky.social @ngutwirth.bsky.social · 06/06/2026
Was that the one where he pronounced ketchup a vegetable?
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ngutwirth.bsky.social @ngutwirth.bsky.social · 07/05/2026
If he's limber enough to twist himself into that knot of self-justifying horseshit, he should make good use of it and go fuck himself.
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ngutwirth.bsky.social @ngutwirth.bsky.social · 01/05/2026
Why do you hate yourself, @bendreyer.bsky.social ?
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ngutwirth.bsky.social @ngutwirth.bsky.social · 01/05/2026
Why does he still have clothes to wear?
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ngutwirth.bsky.social @ngutwirth.bsky.social · 12/03/2026
As a bonus you can wager on the likelihood of your surviving the trip.
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ngutwirth.bsky.social @ngutwirth.bsky.social · 19/02/2026
Technique. The most underrated color in the paintbox.
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ngutwirth.bsky.social @ngutwirth.bsky.social · 18/02/2026
Stepping down to spend more time molesting his family.
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ngutwirth.bsky.social @ngutwirth.bsky.social · 18/02/2026
If we're truly going to enforce this policy, shouldn't FOX News be taken off the air?
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ngutwirth.bsky.social @ngutwirth.bsky.social · 18/02/2026
The only people who can save the Jews from the Jews are the Jews. www.nytimes.com/2026/02/17/o...
nytimes.com
Opinion | Netanyahu Plays Trump and American Jews for Fools — Again
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ngutwirth.bsky.social @ngutwirth.bsky.social · 28/01/2026
"I would be happy if not a single refugee foot ever again touched American soil". -Stephen Milller
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ngutwirth.bsky.social @ngutwirth.bsky.social · 26/01/2026
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ngutwirth.bsky.social @ngutwirth.bsky.social · 14/01/2026
Have they considered the potential consequences to the American birth rate when millions of men are no longer sporting nocturnal face plumbing?
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ngutwirth.bsky.social @ngutwirth.bsky.social · 14/01/2026
It's time this man had a star vehicle. www.imdb.com/name/nm12829...
imdb.com
O-T Fagbenle | Actor, Writer, Director
Known for: The Handmaid's Tale, Black Widow, MOTH (Man of the House)
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ngutwirth.bsky.social @ngutwirth.bsky.social · 09/01/2026
This is also how religion started.
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ngutwirth.bsky.social @ngutwirth.bsky.social · 03/01/2026
If you can live with the knowledge that it won't get a second season. 3 Body Problem will likely scratch your itch.
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ngutwirth.bsky.social @ngutwirth.bsky.social · 18/12/2025
Helpful tip: Might want to omit the headshot if you're looking to arouse anyone.
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ngutwirth.bsky.social @ngutwirth.bsky.social · 12/12/2025
kinda makes you want to let go of the wheel and let Elon drive you home, doesn't it?
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ngutwirth.bsky.social @ngutwirth.bsky.social · 12/12/2025
Saw him open for Juliana Hatfield at the Troc. Left before she came on. No disrespect, but that wasn't an act anyone should have to follow.
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ngutwirth.bsky.social @ngutwirth.bsky.social · 09/12/2025
When exactly did Slate hit bottom? If you're their sponsor, it's time for an intervention.
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ngutwirth.bsky.social @ngutwirth.bsky.social · 09/12/2025
We thought there were three branches but it turns out two of them were just ornamental shrubs.
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ngutwirth.bsky.social @ngutwirth.bsky.social · 08/12/2025
Or every cornichon in the crudite for that matter.
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ngutwirth.bsky.social @ngutwirth.bsky.social · 19/11/2025
And no one can hear you scream. I know I did.
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ngutwirth.bsky.social @ngutwirth.bsky.social · 22/10/2025
It's the economy, stupid.
thehill.com
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ngutwirth.bsky.social @ngutwirth.bsky.social · 17/10/2025
I'm attending No Kings's event, “NO KINGS Havertown” - sign up now to join me! www.mobilize.us/nokings/even...
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NO KINGS Havertown · No Kings
**In America, we don’t put up with would-be kings.** Our peaceful movement is only getting bigger and stronger. “NO KINGS” is more than just a slogan—it’s the foundation our nation was built upon. Bo...
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ngutwirth.bsky.social @ngutwirth.bsky.social · 13/10/2025
Didn't you used to be a legit publication that employed actual journalists?
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ngutwirth.bsky.social @ngutwirth.bsky.social · 15/07/2025
Also, if you have political aspirations, stay away from crudite´s.
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ngutwirth.bsky.social @ngutwirth.bsky.social · 06/06/2025
Dream scenario: Elon deported as illegal alien. Trump indicted for employing illegals and disclosing classified intel to a foreign agent. Putin offers both sanctuary in the Navalni cell at the northernmost Gulag in Siberia. Roll credits.
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ngutwirth.bsky.social @ngutwirth.bsky.social · 06/06/2025
It is deeply unfair to judge a man by his juvenile appearance and complete lack of qualifications. And yet.
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ngutwirth.bsky.social @ngutwirth.bsky.social · 18/03/2025
natgutwirth.medium.com/the-first-th...
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With all due respect to Liam and Harry, the first thing you learn when you drive a car is, if you…
Starting in the last two decades of the 20th century and continuing into the third decade of the 21st, the American right has been swerving…
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ngutwirth.bsky.social @ngutwirth.bsky.social · 26/02/2025
It's like "Free To Be You And Me." Only for assholes. www.nytimes.com/2025/02/26/b...
nytimes.com
Washington Post Opinion Editor Exits as Bezos Steers Pages in New Direction
Jeff Bezos, the owner of The Post, said that the newspaper’s opinion section would focus on “personal liberties and free markets.”
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ngutwirth.bsky.social @ngutwirth.bsky.social · 21/02/2025
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