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Nate Getrich

@ngetrich.bsky.social
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Blue dot in a red rural mountain county in Colorado. Trying to complete my PhD before I retire. Dog dad. If I have free time you can find me sharing love with pitties at the local shelter. Let's drown out the hate with kindness. Not here for DMs.

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Nate Getrich @ngetrich.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
Cybertrucks are infamously transporting trash around.
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Humor Satire Memes @funnysnarkyjoke.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
meme formatted as a two-panel Simpsons scene. In the top panel, Homer Simpson driving a car has Donald Trump's face photoshopped over his head, with text above reading "AI is called SI now!" Two men stand on the sidewalk watching. In the bottom panel, one of the men asks "What'd he say?" and the other replies "I dunno. Something about being a pedophile."
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Nate Getrich @ngetrich.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
In seasons 1 and 2 Melania was played by Kim Cattrall's stunt double from Mannequin.
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Nate Getrich @ngetrich.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Do not pass go, do not collect your Trump bucks.
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Nate Getrich @ngetrich.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Insert joke about Trump's steaks here.
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Nate Getrich @ngetrich.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
I'm confused. Do you get his diaper-wrapped ass if you win or lose the bet?
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Nate Getrich @ngetrich.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Aye AI not necessary, only need CEOs that aren't greedy SOBs.
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Nate Getrich @ngetrich.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Angela knows if Democrats take control there will be inquiries into her ill-gotten wealth, which could prove inconvenient.
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Nate Getrich @ngetrich.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
The other problem with Hegseth's plan is that those he keeps we're going to want to prosecute for collusion and traitorous acts.
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Nate Getrich @ngetrich.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
This doesn't rule out plants being involved in his sexual history.
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Nate Getrich @ngetrich.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Who is surprised he didn't go with Trump Intelligence which is synonymous with imbecile.
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Nate Getrich @ngetrich.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Proximity to Trump is a punishment few evil people deserve.
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Nate Getrich @ngetrich.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Double nothing is still nothing.
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Nate Getrich @ngetrich.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Any corporation that pays Mike as a lobbyist would get a better return by setting their money on fire.
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Nate Getrich @ngetrich.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Can he share a cell with Ted Cruz and Marco Rubio as immigrants with a long history of crimes against humanity?
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Nate Getrich @ngetrich.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
If we all keep typing in "eat the rich" into the AI chat bar, perhaps it will.
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Nate Getrich @ngetrich.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
The look of a couple who will die before accepting that money doesn't buy happiness.
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Nate Getrich @ngetrich.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
For the first time in his life, Trump is expected to clean up his own mess.
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Nate Getrich @ngetrich.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Only if the artist hated humanity.
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Nate Getrich @ngetrich.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
None of Trump's cronies could pull off the renovation at that price. Congress didn't account for the graft and kickbacks necessary for this regime.
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Nate Getrich @ngetrich.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
95% is probably as high as I can go because Chihuahuas sold out to Big Taco.
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Nate Getrich @ngetrich.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Suboptimal is a subpar description for the state of affairs, this corrupt moron has driven out economy to the sub-zero range.
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Nate Getrich @ngetrich.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
That's only because most of the attendees of Trumpapalooza were each 20-30 rats wearing bad human costumes.
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Nate Getrich @ngetrich.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
If she had only dated Lilith, this whole mess could have been avoided.
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Nate Getrich @ngetrich.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
I'm willing to compromise with Trump on this one thing. After he's been ripped apart by sharks, whatever is left can be electrocuted.
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The Serfs (youtube.com/theserfstv) @theserfstv.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
This is the most masculine video on the internet right now
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Nate Getrich @ngetrich.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
If only. However, neither the actor or the character would be interested in gaining proximity to evil.
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Miaganga @miaganga.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
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Nate Getrich @ngetrich.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Not enough, high crimes like these should have progressive sentences commiserate with wealth and power.
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Nate Getrich @ngetrich.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
It's amazing how long Mitch can live without a soul.
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J Blue @jd-14.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
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Nate Getrich @ngetrich.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
It's cheaper for the corporation to buy a Republican Congress person to make it more difficult to qualify for SNAP, than to pay a living wage
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Nate Getrich @ngetrich.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Grader is obviously Team Tracey.
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Nate Getrich @ngetrich.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
All nut, no balls.
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Nate Getrich @ngetrich.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
The biggest lie here is that he can run.
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Nate Getrich @ngetrich.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
If you want to resist, don't patronage Home Depot.
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Jon Cooper @joncooper-us.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
👀 MUST WATCH: This video is so well done — and absolutely hilarious! 🤣🤣
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Nate Getrich @ngetrich.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
He's responsible for the deaths of millions.
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Matt-Man69 @matt-man69.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
🤣🤣🤣💯💯💯
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🇺🇸𝕀𝕟𝕕𝕪 ℝ𝕖𝕗𝕦𝕘𝕖𝕖🇺🇸 ᵀʳᵘᵐᵖˡᵉˢˢ ᵁˢᴬ @indyrefugee.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
Ronald Reagan may have been the GOP hero to mortally wound the middle class, but Donald Trump is finishing off the nation by murdering any class we had left.
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Nate Getrich @ngetrich.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
Only so they can practice "light as a feather, stiff as a corpse."
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Nate Getrich @ngetrich.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
Probably the R.LT. (Roadkill, lettuce, and tomato) Jr gave him.
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Nate Getrich @ngetrich.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
I thought the United States was renamed to Canada's unfinished basement.
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Nate Getrich @ngetrich.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
I found Grassley's first selfie.
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Nate Getrich @ngetrich.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
You missed the word 'trump'.
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Nate Getrich @ngetrich.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
Besides Natalie, it is difficult to find any Americans willing to turn Trump on.
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Nate Getrich @ngetrich.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
Agree, but I also think that large corporate farms aligned with Trump shouldn't be able to gobble up those farm lands for pennies on the dollar.
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Nate Getrich @ngetrich.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
I keep texting 'spoon' when my dog tries to cuddle and I have yet to be rescued by a hot librarian.
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Nate Getrich @ngetrich.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
By 'young people' he means Barron and anyone close enough to the corrupt inner circle who can perform insider trading.
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Nate Getrich @ngetrich.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
It's not surprising how many countries are willing to offload cattle inflicted with mad-cow and other diseases to a country that won't bother to inspect the product.
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