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Nate is waking up @nf1nk.bsky.social · 1h

If your Pre-Columbian European or Asian work contains the humble potato, I am going to be deeply annoyed. Lots of other vegetables too but mostly the potato.

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Young Man Says Po-ta-toes

ALT: Young Man Says Po-ta-toes

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Nate is waking up @nf1nk.bsky.social · 1h

Let's remember these words when it finally happens.

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Nate is waking up @nf1nk.bsky.social · 3h

Are raccoons filling the same sort of niche as monkeys? Is this part of why we don't have north American monkeys? Seems like a good trade.

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Nate is waking up @nf1nk.bsky.social · 3h

Conditioner can be used for shaving cream, and it's awesome.

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Nate is waking up @nf1nk.bsky.social · 6h

Show me a picture on your phone that has your energy that isn't a selfie

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Nate is waking up @nf1nk.bsky.social · 6h

It's great that they are pile driving down the street on my day off. I sure do love that.

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Nate is waking up @nf1nk.bsky.social · 6h

These are real. And they’re weird. I am okay with never having them again.

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Nate is waking up @nf1nk.bsky.social · 6h

We're two Executive orders away from his minions using "Trump" the same way the Smurfs used the word "Smurf"

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Nate is waking up @nf1nk.bsky.social · 7h

My coworker's grandmother. Literally the only thing I know about her is that she was Italian. This is a pretty low bar if I am being honest.

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Nate is waking up @nf1nk.bsky.social · 8h

The beach is back to beautiful

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Nate is waking up @nf1nk.bsky.social · 10h

It's almost three weeks to Halloween and they are already putting out the Christmas stuff. The war on Christmas is truly lost.

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Nate is waking up @nf1nk.bsky.social · 11h

I'd still have to sell my Jeep for the parking spot though.

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Nate is waking up @nf1nk.bsky.social · 11h

The bird is so much smaller than I expected but I dig on the exposed mechanical elements.

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Nate is waking up @nf1nk.bsky.social · 11h

That makes me sad. The Cowboys should be the worst team.

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Nate is waking up @nf1nk.bsky.social · 11h

Why do they tell me they can get me my product by 8AM tomorrow if I order now, if they quite clearly cannot? It pisses me off when I make decisions on which product to buy based on availability and it doesn't work out.

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Nate is waking up @nf1nk.bsky.social · 12h

They are even labeled. That's amazing.

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Nate is waking up @nf1nk.bsky.social · 12h

They're just getting yelled at? Shit, I get yelled at all the time.

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Nate is waking up @nf1nk.bsky.social · 12h

What happens to a deep lore believer when she spends time with the actual bag of rotting shit? They can't all be Natalie.

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Nate is waking up @nf1nk.bsky.social · 12/10/2026

We don't hold it against Mitsubishi, or Benz. It's only because they didn't make it as a car company that we think of them just as a German aircraft MFR from WWII.

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Nate is waking up @nf1nk.bsky.social · 12/10/2026

It would be so awesome if we could have electric microcars.

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Nate is waking up @nf1nk.bsky.social · 11/10/2026

Yes I have a mighty need for a terrible Gaelic car

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Nate is waking up @nf1nk.bsky.social · 11/10/2026

I would wear a little red beret and go buy some baguettes.

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Nate is waking up @nf1nk.bsky.social · 11/10/2026

Is it that having enough money to live on makes it easier to follow your passions?

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Nate is waking up @nf1nk.bsky.social · 11/10/2026

Toyota's lane keeping doesn't work on this road because it wants you to significantly move the steering wheel every 10 seconds.

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Nate is waking up @nf1nk.bsky.social · 11/10/2026

These days the scammers don't even bother to see if you have money before they try to take it from you.

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Nate is waking up @nf1nk.bsky.social · 11/10/2026

Cowardly cops just closed the pier. 20 minutes after high tide.

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Nate is waking up @nf1nk.bsky.social · 11/10/2026

Today we have some good storminess down at the point

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Nate is waking up @nf1nk.bsky.social · 11/10/2026

Oh, she's not just a cultist but a full blown deep lore believer.

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Nate is waking up @nf1nk.bsky.social · 11/10/2026

Ruin a book by adding a word: Intimate Bestiary 2

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Nate is waking up @nf1nk.bsky.social · 11/10/2026

That's the sort of smart merchandising that modern shows seem scared to engage with.

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Nate is waking up @nf1nk.bsky.social · 11/10/2026

Did you know that a particularly stubborn bidder can hold up contract award for more than a year?

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Nate is waking up @nf1nk.bsky.social · 11/10/2026

The raccoons don’t usually come right up to the house like this

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Nate is waking up @nf1nk.bsky.social · 10/10/2026

His house took major damage in the last storm, so he could use the money. I expect him to be pretty awesome in True Detective.

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Nate is waking up @nf1nk.bsky.social · 10/10/2026

A little localized beach flooding.

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Nate is waking up @nf1nk.bsky.social · 10/10/2026

I am a bit disappointed bsky.app/profile/nf1n...

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Nate is waking up @nf1nk.bsky.social · 10/10/2026

Some exotic snails you have there.

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Nate is waking up @nf1nk.bsky.social · 10/10/2026

High tide here is at 0930. I am about to walk down to see what is happening at my beach

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Nate is waking up @nf1nk.bsky.social · 10/10/2026

Even if there was a lot more fuel in the deal and Russia wasn't a horrible country we shouldn't do business with, it's too late. It won't hit the system until the election is over.

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Nate is waking up @nf1nk.bsky.social · 10/10/2026

Why is some shitty ass Robinson circling the Navy base? Even my local sheriff uses a Huey or Hawk

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Nate is waking up @nf1nk.bsky.social · 10/10/2026

Because he needed a larger size on very short notice. He needs to hide whatever the hell he has been wearing under the suit lately.

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Nate is waking up @nf1nk.bsky.social · 10/10/2026

You might notice that as the fly in a "V" formation that one leg of the "V" is longer than the other. It's because there are more birds on that leg.

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