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NeyKey

@neykey.bsky.social
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I'm a goofy goober (Rock) You're a goofy goober (Rock) We're all goofy goobers (Rock) Goofy, goofy, goofy, goofy goober (Rock)

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NeyKey @neykey.bsky.social · 14h
I knew Piglet was small, but... lol Sora is literally 1.60m tall; just how small is he?
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NeyKey @neykey.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Well, Fauna is basically that a somewhat busty Braixen with an apron and a long fang; I still haven't decided what to use for the wand, literally.
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NeyKey @neykey.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
🤣 I know, it's horrible.
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NeyKey @neykey.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
KH1: I only played the original, not the Final Mix. KH2: I only played the original, not the Final Mix. Birth by sleep: (same story) Chain of Memories: I never finished it. and in the Game Boy KHDDD: I never played it KH3: I never played it I have excuses to literally play every single game. 🗝💙
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NeyKey @neykey.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
The probability of a male cat having a three-color coat is 1 in 3,000... Um, guys I think I have a shiny. MiLes✨️
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NeyKey @neykey.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
"Thanks for taking care of my soles, it was a long day of preparation but I always have my cute Boojiboo to make me feel better. I also brought you an ice cream, but it melted while waiting for you to finish my first paw. I guess I improved the flavor of the second one for you.💓"
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NeyKey @neykey.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Literally Sure, friend, your son needs help, and here you are reposting an image of a giant Angel playing with the Earth using its sweaty, steaming paws. And today, a joke I made about my PC almost catching fire.
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NeyKey @neykey.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
On the way to your city (stomp)—assuming he doesn't accidentally crush it under his paws.
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NeyKey @neykey.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Oh my god. They gave him a skin based on Felicia 😅🤣🤣 I love moders and their crazy ideas.
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NeyKey @neykey.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
I started playing Cassette Beasts, taking advantage of the fact that it was given away on Epic Games a while back. I went looking for copper and found gold; this is the kind of open world Pokémon needs. It's really fun.
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NeyKey @neykey.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
I’d love to get back into writing, but my attention deficit is just too severe. I can't stay focused on anything for more than three minutes—not even meditation helps.
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NeyKey @neykey.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
The usual, you go to a concert on a distant planet and accidentally get mistaken for the pink goddess of music and harmony... well, at least they give good massages and Stitch seems comfortable (I was bored and out of ideas XD)
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NeyKey @neykey.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Nothing like posting something and realizing that stupidly I forgot to make the saliva visible- gad danmit
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NeyKey @neykey.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
The moon was taken like a marble and soon the planet was caught by some planetary size feets while the protective barrier struggled to prevent the world's destruction at the paws of the playful alien. What better way to promote an idol than by making the whole planet smell like her sweaty paws💓🐾?
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NeyKey @neykey.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
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NeyKey @neykey.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
When I've been working on a render for 5 hours and get the Blue Screen of Death without saving.
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NeyKey @neykey.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
That's too bad for me; I'm one evolution level above the limit. XD
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NeyKey @neykey.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
"Hey, what are you waiting for to go to the museum? Isabelle is going to give a presentation for Micro Culture Week and she dressed up for the occasion" 💛🧡🐕
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NeyKey @neykey.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
A bit of everything except trap, I guess.
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NeyKey @neykey.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Shadow finally shakes off the bad reputation of dying to a spoon. Seriously, that Death Battle was trash 🤣 — a shitty analysis. This one was OMG the animation
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NeyKey @neykey.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Hey guys, have you seen the new Alien Design magazine for planet Earth? Apparently, a famous idol appears in it. They say sales went up by 624%
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NeyKey @neykey.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Well, I have a serious problem... I finished Sol Cesto 😢 I ran out of my sedative for stress. 😐🔫
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NeyKey @neykey.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
I used to enjoy writing stories/descriptions for drawings my friends created—something I absolutely loved doing. However, they both stopped drawing, so I took up Blender as an excuse to have something to write about. I love looking at a macro/micro image and creating some silly backstory for it.
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NeyKey @neykey.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
80 Followers on FA... seriously very happy to see that my crappy renders made after drinking an energy drink and while playing Sol Cesto (Not kidding, that's how I make them XD) are liked a little by others.
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NeyKey @neykey.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Congratulations. On to the next 300... (I don't have another reference sheet for Fauna, sorry :c)
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NeyKey @neykey.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Okay, who is the clown writing series who has this fetish for wanting to bang a cockroach in every single one? The series is called *Dang!*—backgrounds made with AI and humor even worse than *Velma*'s (and I thought that was impossible). Seriously, don't watch it.
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NeyKey @neykey.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
"Ankha, do me a favor and spit on our new resident please" "It's like a like like but it smells like fish" (I think I liked the ship too much)
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NeyKey @neykey.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Someone needs to explain to me why the Blue-Eyes Abyss Dragon has wider hips than a supermodel. Hahahaha
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NeyKey @neykey.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
So the One Piece Kinder Surprise eggs have arrived at the store. We opened one to make sure everything was in order... and it’s the gold Luffy. Lol, I was just doing a quality check and ended up getting the prize.
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NeyKey @neykey.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
QRP with your hug art.🫂❤️ I seriously love this art of the two of them. knowvoid was the creator of this beauty.
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NeyKey @neykey.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
I’ll never tire of recommending Sol Cesto a game where you say you're just going to do one run, and suddenly it's 3:40 AM and you're calculating probabilities or which item use to skip a turn or save yourself during your 14th run.
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NeyKey @neykey.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
"It seems that the cat-girl who looks like a horny Gerudo queen actually likes water." "I heard you, featherbrain. Bring me another sugar cube and I'll spare your life." "For someone who bathes in sugar, you're pretty bitter... and cute🤍." "Forget it, You're not going to make a hippogriff💛💙"
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NeyKey @neykey.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
"So a magic stone you had was glowing and brought you here from another world? No wonder Ankha found you in miniature-sized on the beach. Luckily we have a house available, and I can fix the size problem..." (At least I make the scenes faster, that's some progress The little story will be on FA)
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NeyKey @neykey.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
I get home completely exhausted and sweaty from the heatwave mixed with Saharan dust; I open the fridge and drink half a can of Coke (it was NOT Coke), and now my eye is twitching and I'm seeing ghosts. Wt ... hell
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NeyKey @neykey.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
This game must be incredibly bland and uninspired for even IGN—a massive Sony fanboy—to give it a low score. And with every single thing they show, it gets worse.
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NeyKey @neykey.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Me watching Level-5 go from making some of the best Nintendo 3DS games—and giving Pokémon a run for its money with Yo-kai Watch—to becoming the most pathetic, AI lover company in the world. Wha the...f
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NeyKey @neykey.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
I went to reserve it just today, and the keychains sold out right before I could do it. What bad luck. It doesn't surprise me—it's Zelda, and it's the goddamn Ocarina of Time, so of course it was going to happen.
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NeyKey @neykey.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
It's funny that both games have the same phrase. Esto es comer o ser comido (It's eat or be eaten.)
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NeyKey @neykey.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
The next Smash Bros. is going to have to give moveset updates to half the Nintendo roster, and Samus she is the one screaming for it.
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NeyKey @neykey.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
AAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH I NEED THE DLC
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NeyKey @neykey.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
I wonder how they managed to make kaepora gaepora look so... I don't know, elegant and hot? I have no idea—he looks incredible.
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NeyKey @neykey.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
How could they play an orchestral version of Saria's Song at the end? I was bawling my eyes out. It's the most beautiful thing I've ever seen 😢
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NeyKey @neykey.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
Using the Prism Tower as a wand has to be an exaggeration; you would literally be using the most powerful annihilation weapon as a backscratcher, a tail ornament, and an overpowered magic wand. 🦊🪄 (IT'S PERFECT)
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NeyKey @neykey.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
I'm just missing Suicune to complete the Classic Masters collection.
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NeyKey @neykey.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
So that's where the zombies go when Violet shrinks them twice.
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NeyKey @neykey.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
Gardevoir casually selling a pro gaming PC.
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NeyKey @neykey.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
Rumors of a new Smash game from a famous leaker—a still-unrevealed FNAF collab... I’m going to be laughing for a month if it turns out to be true...🦊
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NeyKey @neykey.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
I’ve spent half my life hearing about "root beer" in TV shows, movies, and the like. Now I find out it actually exists—that it’s a soda and doesn't have alcohol. I’m going to have to look for a place that sells it where I live, because I really want to try this 🦊
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NeyKey @neykey.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
I really wish Nintendo would stop treating Yoshi like an afterthought and give him a major mainline game—or at least actual gameplay importance. I can't use him in Wonder because he doesn't have power-ups is the easy mode and some levels are impossible. the Mysterious Book. was very good anyway.
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NeyKey @neykey.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
I dream of a new Smash—they always come out in the console's second year—or a new Animal Crossing, but I'm keeping my expectations low (just like my budget XD).
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