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peter parker.

@newyorkwebbing.bsky.social
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/parody, not affiliated with marvel. /written by madi.

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peter parker. @newyorkwebbing.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
you, mostly.
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peter parker. @newyorkwebbing.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
👁️👄👁️
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peter parker. @newyorkwebbing.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
// TRUUUUUE
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peter parker. @newyorkwebbing.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
static.klipy.com
Spiderman Mcu
ALT: Spiderman Mcu
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peter parker. @newyorkwebbing.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
[totally not staring.]
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peter parker. @newyorkwebbing.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
explain yourself.
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peter parker. @newyorkwebbing.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
……what?
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peter parker. @newyorkwebbing.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
// currently watching season one of gen v and the actors playing sam and emma are really giving peter and gwen.
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peter parker. @newyorkwebbing.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
// i’m dying of spidercat malnourishment.
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— MJ @themjwatson.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
⋆ ˚。⋆୨𝙼𝚊𝚛𝚢 𝙹𝚊𝚗𝚎 𝚆𝚊𝚝𝚜𝚘𝚗୧⋆ ˚。⋆ 𝙱𝚛𝚘𝚊𝚍𝚠𝚊𝚢'𝚜 𝙽𝚎𝚠𝚎𝚜𝚝 𝙳𝚊𝚛𝚕𝚒𝚗𝚐 𝙰 𝚂𝚙𝚒𝚍𝚎𝚛'𝚜 𝙳𝚛𝚎𝚊𝚖 𝙲𝚘𝚍𝚎𝚗𝚊𝚖𝚎: 𝙹𝚊𝚌𝚔𝚙𝚘𝚝~
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peter parker. @newyorkwebbing.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
perched on a building, looking over the city. so far no trouble today.
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𝓙𝓮𝓼𝓼𝓲𝓬𝓪 𝓓𝓻𝓮𝔀 | 𝚃𝚑𝚎 𝚂𝚙𝚒𝚍𝚎𝚛-𝚆𝚘𝚖𝚊𝚗 @aliasdrew.worm.skin · 19/08/2026
"Listen up, bitchcakes. I'm Jessica Drew and what you just got a faceful of was my spider-bite." #marvelrp #mvrp #bskyrp #openrp
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peter parker. @newyorkwebbing.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
oh shit. it’s my birthday today isn’t it?
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𝓖𝔀𝓮𝓷 𝓸𝓷 𝓱𝓮𝓻 𝓸𝔀𝓷 @gwenonherown.worm.skin · 06/08/2026
"I never want to see you again... ever!" #marvelrp #mvrp #sfwrp #openrp
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peter parker. @newyorkwebbing.bsky.social · 02/08/2026
[yawns. obnoxiously. he needs coffee.]
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peter parker. @newyorkwebbing.bsky.social · 02/08/2026
// i really want a j••n g••y to write with 😩
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peter parker. @newyorkwebbing.bsky.social · 01/08/2026
// hi i just got out of the theater for bnd
static.klipy.com
Gohan Its So Peak
ALT: Gohan Its So Peak
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████. - HIATUS @telepaths.bsky.social · 31/07/2026
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peter parker. @newyorkwebbing.bsky.social · 26/07/2026
am i doing this right? #seductivesunday
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peter parker. @newyorkwebbing.bsky.social · 24/07/2026
oh boy.
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peter parker. @newyorkwebbing.bsky.social · 24/07/2026
[leaving a bouquet of flowers at @face-it-tiger.bsky.social’s front door.]
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peter parker. @newyorkwebbing.bsky.social · 20/07/2026
// GREMLIN
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Mandy Perez @bombshellmandy.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
the thought of these things alone can make a bitch bust HARD. you wish it was your dick doing that, don't you?
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peter parker. @newyorkwebbing.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
you got it. anything else, princess?
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peter parker. @newyorkwebbing.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
……shut up, you didn’t have to agree with me.
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peter parker. @newyorkwebbing.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
doesn’t sound like ne, as much as i would want it to be.
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peter parker. @newyorkwebbing.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
i suppose it is. who’s the one with the big dick though?
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peter parker. @newyorkwebbing.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
has it……actually gotten bigger? i can’t tell.
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Mandy Perez @bombshellmandy.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
the things a big wallet and a big dick will get you.
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peter parker. @newyorkwebbing.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
i just haven’t heard from you in months. i missed you.
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Mandy Perez @bombshellmandy.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
can, and will, shamelessly steal your man. not his fault he can't resist.
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peter parker. @newyorkwebbing.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
[resting his head onto her shoulder.] where have you been?
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peter parker. @newyorkwebbing.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
[turning his head to plant a soft kiss onto her forehead.]
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peter parker. @newyorkwebbing.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
[leans his own head against hers. arm slinking around her waist.]
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peter parker. @newyorkwebbing.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
[does she need to be tucked into bed?]
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peter parker. @newyorkwebbing.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
any uhhh. any big things happen since i last saw you?
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peter parker. @newyorkwebbing.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
yeah. the usual as usual.
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peter parker. @newyorkwebbing.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
oh you know. keeping the city safe. sometimes the whole world. typlcal superhero stuff.
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peter parker. @newyorkwebbing.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
[clears his throat. nervous.] h-how’ve you been? haven’t seen you in a while.
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peter parker. @newyorkwebbing.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
……mj? is that you?
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peter parker. @newyorkwebbing.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
[……she just read his mind, didn’t she?]
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peter parker. @newyorkwebbing.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
[why is he daydreaming about emma frost pegging him with a diamond dick?]
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peter parker. @newyorkwebbing.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
[wrapping his arms around her from behind, letting his crotch rub against her phat cheeks.]
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peter parker. @newyorkwebbing.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
[somehow. something of a miracle.]
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peter parker. @newyorkwebbing.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
[well isn’t she a sight for sore eyes.]
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Mandy Perez @bombshellmandy.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
The ass will always be this fat and juicy. She made damn sure of that.
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