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New Wook Order @newwookorder.bsky.social · 23h
Sami Zayns words on PAC broke me.
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New Wook Order @newwookorder.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
skyline provides #aew
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New Wook Order @newwookorder.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
I love that im off on Tuesdays so I get to watch #AEWDynamite live today for once, but its not actually live so the jokes on me I guess.
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Reganelite 💙 @reganelite.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
It sure was ❤️ #AEW
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New Wook Order @newwookorder.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
in terrible times we look to escapism. i loved wrestling as a kid and didn't watch from like 99-end of 2020. guess why i came back in 2020? for some escapism from the world. tonight was pure escapism. love of the game, love of a friend. a show only AEW could produce. so much love to all of you.
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New Wook Order @newwookorder.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Dude, hell yeah!
The Elite
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New Wook Order @newwookorder.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Eddie Kingston called him Benji so imma call him Benji
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David BASTARDspan @davidbix.com · 28/09/2026
Remember when Jon Moxley got so excited about training Will Ospreay that he tickled PAC?
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🏳️‍🌈Black Arrow Jones🏳️‍⚧️ @8bitbruche.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
HE'S OUR BASTARD 👏 👏 👏 👏 👏 HE'S OUR BASTARD 👏 👏 👏 👏 👏 HE'S OUR BASTARD 👏 👏 👏 👏 👏 HE'S OUR BASTARD 👏 👏 👏 👏 👏 #AEW #WrestleSky
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New Wook Order @newwookorder.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
The Black Arrow is the coolest wrestling move that ever existed. RIP PAC.
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New Wook Order @newwookorder.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
Hysterical that a 6'6 235lb white man from TX who fake fights for a living and made his career by playing a sexually androgynous character is really just a scared little boy who cant outlive his father or little brothers shadow. Get fucked Dustin.
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New Wook Order @newwookorder.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
catching up on last nights #WatchROH and its really really funny that Tony was sitting there with 1FW's commentator at the desk, but then its Tony and Tall Paul on the broadcast. Its just a really funny sight and the cameras tried to hide it a little it seemed.
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ANT @allelitegraps.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
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New Wook Order @newwookorder.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Lolz
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New Wook Order @newwookorder.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Anybody have the pre-sale code for AEW Dynamite in Denver/Mission Ballroom - VIP on sale in a few hours?
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New Wook Order @newwookorder.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
First time watching #MysteryWrestling and I immediately get why the skyline goes nuts for this. Really good stuff. I am dying at some of these bits.
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New Wook Order @newwookorder.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Brian Cage trying to get fired? Admitting to steroid use and now defending Tessa Blanchard? 🍿👀🍿
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LC Laughland @lclaughland.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Jon Moxley is 40 talking like he's a 70 year old Vietnam vet. #AEWCollision
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New Wook Order @newwookorder.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Nobody does it like AEW, man. RIP Big Butch
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New Wook Order @newwookorder.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
I never got the appeal on Ricky Stonks and always wondered why people were high on him. It's nice to see a lot of people have realized hes mid, especially his new booker. Let the record show that I have also been Sammy Guevera Hater #1 from Day 1. Not a bandwagon hater, I've always hated him. Aew
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Alexander @octatron3030.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
It’s great how AEW is shaped by the people who have been there. Brodie Lee passed away 6 years ago and Dynamite always opens with “It’s Wednesday night, you know what that means.” Other places wrestlers are just interchangeable cogs, but AEW seems like a place were wrestlers can truly leave a mark
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Corey Michaels @corey0michaels.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
An "Aw dude" edit that has uncomfortable prolonged pauses and awkward closeups (some of which are replayed) set to "Theme of Laura Palmer" from Twin Peaks. If it happens, lemme see it.
Ricky Starks during the "aw dude" promo, he's wearing his silk slacksA school photo of Laura Palmer from Twin Peaks. She is not wearing silk slacks, nor the plastic bag her dead body was wrapped in.
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David BASTARDspan @davidbix.com · 07/09/2026
I hope James Romero gets diarrhea of the cock.
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New Wook Order @newwookorder.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
I cant add anything that hasn't already been said but RIP Andy Williams and nothing but much love and adoration to all that knew him and were moved by his artistic soul.
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The Butcher Aew
Alt: The Butcher Aew
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New Wook Order @newwookorder.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
Wow im freaking dumb and just now realizing the bucks and omega being title-less means theyre free to trio as The Elite again and take on Swerve and The New Level #AEW
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New Wook Order @newwookorder.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
To borrow a phrase from the host country, that was Brilliant. #AEWAllIn
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New Wook Order @newwookorder.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
Hey once again......
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New Wook Order @newwookorder.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
I hope they do that thing where the whole tag division lines up on the ramp after the match so MCMG and FTR and Private Party and a whole bunch of talent at least get a moment. Also, im not crying at the bucks intro video, you are. #AEW
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New Wook Order @newwookorder.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
I hope there's at least 1 debut and 1 Samoa Joe in this Casino Gauntlet match #AEW
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New Wook Order @newwookorder.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
So he didnt leave his boots in the ring? Like Im glad if his in-ring career continues but couldn't that match have been for an active member of the roster? Whole C3 tourney just seemed like a huge waste of time to me, and of course stupid Mox stupid retains. Big yawn, im sorry. #AEWAllIn
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New Wook Order @newwookorder.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
Penelope Ford and Kip Sabian (a brit) interfere?
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New Wook Order @newwookorder.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
Triple Crown Swerve! How is he not a 30x men's world champion by now though?
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New Wook Order @newwookorder.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
"Win or lose, we booze" -Thekla #AEWAllIn
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New Wook Order @newwookorder.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
No Rizzler is a travesty but No Ogogo, a Britt on Brittish soil appearing with STP means we are #blessed.
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New Wook Order @newwookorder.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
Music slightly lower Commentary slightly higher It's not rocket appliances!
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New Wook Order @newwookorder.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
I like the GG sign, because its GG All In.
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New Wook Order @newwookorder.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
Hey @shutupexcalibur.bsky.social I haven't purchased yet, which provider will have the most tolerable audio?
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New Wook Order @newwookorder.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
I miss Thekla.
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New Wook Order @newwookorder.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
Renee was like "I better cut Paul off before he says Kofi and Creed by accident" #AEWAllIn
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New Wook Order @newwookorder.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
hey, this might be a fun game: what time is it where you are watching from (and where are you)? 9am mountain standard time - Denver, CO, USA #AEWAllIn
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New Wook Order @newwookorder.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
instead of predictions which i always get by like 60% correct, here is who i want to win today: Omega Willow The Young Bucks Divine Dominion Takeshita Darby Nigel Andrade Bang Bang Gang Persephone Lio & The Rascalz Stat Daddy & Harley STP
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New Wook Order @newwookorder.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
Willow must retain. Simple as that. #AEWDynamite
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New Wook Order @newwookorder.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
Breathe in, breathe out. Breathe in, breathe out.
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New Wook Order @newwookorder.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
"and then TK had the audacity instead of doing an over-run, he just loaded up the pre-show with 2 full hours of wrestling, on a wrestling show! can you believe it!?!? and guess what, he still couldn't cram it in the 2 hours and the new days debut bled into the actual ppv"
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New Wook Order @newwookorder.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
Why do all front row characters at wrestling shows only own one t-shirt? Can they not afford more clothes because they spend all their money to be front row?
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New Wook Order @newwookorder.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
I miss Thekla.
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Andrew @andrewskeets.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
I'd cite this match as a key counterpoint to anybody who says AEW can't make stars. These women started as literal enhancement talent and now they're the top two women's champs in the company.
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Mori @morikron.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
Will Ospreay was so whiny and annoying it drove Kenny Omega to insanity and thats peak storytelling right there
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New Wook Order @newwookorder.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
Willow must retain. Simple as that. #AEWDynamite
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New Wook Order @newwookorder.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
Does Callum Newman show up tonight? Is fuckery abound for the Main Event of Wembley with the United Empire and the Death Riders? #AEW
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