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Newt Newport

@newtus.bsky.social
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RPG Gamer & Publisher, D100 fanatic, BOSR producer | D101.Games | OpenQuestRPG.com | Quietly evolving. Increasingly silly in the face of a humourless enemy.

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Newt Newport @newtus.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
#BigTech's data centres use as much power as millions of homes and guzzle our water. We need basic rules: ⚡ 100% clean power 💧 Zero water waste 🗣️ Local community consent Sign Foxglove's petition to stop data centres harming our communities and environment now.
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Ban data centres that harm our communities and climate
Big Tech’s giant data centres swallow as much power as millions of homes, guzzle our water, and risk driving up our energy bills - all with zero limits. We need basic rules: ⚡ 100% clean power 💧 Ze...
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Newt Newport @newtus.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Blog post about the Wyrd Sword campaign (Basic Roleplaying Fantasy) that we've just concluded after 22 sessions. Many thanks to my players @thefon.bsky.social and Tony.
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The End of the Beginning of Wyrdsword
Last Friday, just gone, we completed our playtest campaign of Wyrd Sword… The aim of Wyrd Sword, as a Basic Roleplaying based ruleset, was to make a Fantasy version of BRP fun and easy to pla…
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Newt Newport @newtus.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
and my favourite PENIStone (near Sheffield). My infantile sense of humour is constantly being triggered and sniggered as I wander around my Green and Pleasant Land. Here Tom Scott explains...
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Why Web Filters Don't Work: Penistone and the Scunthorpe Problem
YouTube video by Tom Scott
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Newt Newport @newtus.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
You'll definitely have to include this then...🤣
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Dune Feyd
ALT: Dune Feyd
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Newt Newport @newtus.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
But that's for Season 2 and will need me to write some rules for Ritual magic and Domain control, as well as Battles. 😉 So for now the sun sets on Ulric and Joan, and I'll get on with finishing off the main rulebook 🙂 (fuller update on the Kickstarter very soon)
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Newt Newport @newtus.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
We brought the game to a halt, with the characters in possession of a big chest full of silver coins and ancient scrolls. Enough treasure and knowledge to set themselves up as rulers of the area around the Tower of the Starshine.
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Newt Newport @newtus.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Fields of Zombie Serfs were avoided using skill and guile, and through clever use of the characters' powers (Joan's magic spells and Ulric's Wolves Ways martial arts), the Horned double axe-wielding Warped One was brought down!
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Newt Newport @newtus.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Finally on Friday just we finished our Wyrd Sword playtest campaign, which played out across five linked adventure toyboxes. The ending was the discovery of the Tower of the Starshine, which was the original quest of our duo of plucky heroes, Joan (the Magician) and Ulric (The Barbarian). #ttrpg
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Newt Newport @newtus.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
As long as you don't bring it up right at the start of the game 😂
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Newt Newport @newtus.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
WHEN ITS ON FIRE!!!! 🤣
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Newt Newport @newtus.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
My mum used to have blood tests every day at 6am during her Maternity stay in the hospital. She called the Nurses, The Vampires 🤣
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Newt Newport @newtus.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
the first sentence of which is "As much as we like to joke about players asking this question as their first act when they sit down at the gaming table" 🤣
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Newt Newport @newtus.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
After the hot summer, and crashing back to school colds, I'm finially back on the writing horse. Bashed away at the World Building chapter of Wyrd Sword yesterday, and I'm proud to say that I have a section of Time Management, which has the subsection "What Year is it?" 😂 #ttrpg #basicroleplaying 1/
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Newt Newport @newtus.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
The Humane Gas in drinkable form?
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Newt Newport @newtus.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Thanks.
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Newt Newport @newtus.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
I have a Shrodinger's Pet Cat. It is neither alive or dead, but at the emergency vets in critical care 😿
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Newt Newport @newtus.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Incidentally, forty shillings is the fine you have to pay if you fail to close a gate on a local walk, behind our house, to the Great Northern Railway Line.
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Newt Newport @newtus.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Was it triggered by the question, "Why am I feeling so dizzy?" 🤣
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Newt Newport @newtus.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Do you have full self awareness that you are chasing your own tail with this one? 🤣
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Maya Chases Her Tail
ALT: Maya Chases Her Tail
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Newt Newport @newtus.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
This is coming from my Diseased Mind, which by its very nature is often WRONG about factual information 🤣
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Newt Newport @newtus.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Go Guy, GO!!! Personally, I've done the perfect amount of gaming my family situation allows, but not enough that I'd like to. That tension drives me! 🤣
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Newt Newport @newtus.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
OMG my caffine boosted Diseased Mind has just recast the Odyssey as a trek along the Pennine Way! With Sean Bean as Odysseus, trying to get back to Sheffield in time to watch his beloved Sheffield Wednesday, and Compo, Kleg and the Other One as his crew.
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Vic Reeves, Bob Mortimer, and Matt Lucas in a Bath
ALT: Vic Reeves, Bob Mortimer, and Matt Lucas in a Bath
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Newt Newport @newtus.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
but the full on MAN MOANING from a usually robust five foot tall dragon lady 😬😂
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Newt Newport @newtus.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
So, she told me as I tucked her into her sickbed, has my wife 🤣
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Newt Newport @newtus.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
RETURN THE GOAT! 🤘
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Newt Newport @newtus.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
our Evie, who is a right pop princess but likes iconic rock tshirts, nearly nicked tgis. But i told her if she did she'd have to join the Durham Uni Rock society 🤣
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Newt Newport @newtus.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Oi you, speak to the hands, speak to the hands, in me...
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Newt Newport @newtus.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
The latest in a series, the first of which was bought almost 35 years to the day in my Fresher's Week at Leeds Uni 🤣
Motorhead tshirt
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Newt Newport @newtus.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Five hours to go...
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Newt Newport @newtus.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
RIP Cronos
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VENOM - ‘WELCOME TO HELL/WARHEAD’ - LIVE!!! - HAMMERSMITH ODEON - 1985
YouTube video by RENEGADE RECORDS
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Newt Newport @newtus.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Woohoo! Crypts and Things is 60% off as @Drivethrurpg.com Deal of the Day #D&D #osr #ttrpg www.drivethrurpg.com/en/product/1...
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Crypts and Things Remastered | D101 Games | D101 Games | DriveThruRPG
Be a wild Barbarian, a deadly Fighter, a soul-torn Sorcerer or a sword sharp canny Thief, fighting evil tyrants and foul demons in a world rapidly dying and heading towards its final nemesis. Crypts a...
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Newt Newport @newtus.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Name a film quote you use all the time.
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Repo Man: Getting into Tense Situations
ALT: Repo Man: Getting into Tense Situations
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Newt Newport @newtus.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Alas, the cover version of said track by Slayer, sucks ASS 😕
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Newt Newport @newtus.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
She privately shared on our family WhatsApp a short video if her in her bed with the FREPs outside her window, waking her by banging pots and pans 🤣
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Newt Newport @newtus.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Here it even has its own webpage. www.durham.ac.uk/about-us/pro...
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Matriculation - Durham University
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Newt Newport @newtus.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
They were woken up by the FREPs (returning students) banging pots and pans, and then donned posh attire because the actual ceremony happens at Hogworts...opps sorry Durham Cathedral.
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Newt Newport @newtus.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Update: They woke my daughter, who has just started at Durham Uni, up at 6 am for a traditional induction called Matriculation. It seems to have involved a huge group photo of her college cohort, and they all look ...TWELVE YEARS OLD!!! 🤣
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Newt Newport @newtus.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
"I've been working my way through the Thompson Directory" 🤣
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Newt Newport @newtus.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Makes MATHEMATICAL sense, though. All the letters are there in your First and Second names combined. Obviously, AI has decided that it's more economical to condense your names into one. So in the new AI future, your AI generated name will take less processing power and RAM.🤣
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Newt Newport @newtus.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Do all your students look like they are 12? One of delights when i hit my late 40s was any of those "young uns" in their 30s or 20s, automatically no mater their social status, appearance, or manner, magically in my eyes look 12 😂
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Newt Newport @newtus.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
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Newt Newport @newtus.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
But, but, wes is busy.....(and I think those pesky Elves are on to us 🤣)
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Legolas: They're Taking the Hobbits to Isengard!
ALT: Legolas: They're Taking the Hobbits to Isengard!
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Newt Newport @newtus.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Right its time to switch gears, from getting eldest ready to go to Uni, to clearing up all the crap she's left behind and gently placing it in the shrine that is her home bedroom 🤣
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Newt Newport @newtus.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
I made my thoughts on the US usage of Grim in RPGs in my April's Fools this year :D i0.wp.com/sorcererunde...
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Newt Newport @newtus.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
I must admit if I wasn't a grown ass middle aged man who has done the student thing (twice) and spent 15 years working at a Uni, I would have wanted to stay. But no, my life as a RPG publisher, Cat Dad to three, and a Dog Alpha, back at the Southern End of the Pennines, called me back 🤣
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Newt Newport @newtus.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Huh, huh, huh.... 🤣
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Newt Newport @newtus.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Back from a round trip that started at six this morning to drop my eldest off at Durham University. Blown away by how green and lovely it all is, and the reception that she received from the student ambassadors when she arrived. Also, her college mascot is a dragon! Well done, our Evie!
Stevenson College, from the Park and Ride car parkStephenson College's mascotStephenson College barDurham city centre, looking up to the cathedral
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Newt Newport @newtus.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Grindork 😂
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Newt Newport @newtus.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Oh, thats useful. I didn't know there are alternatives. As a big fan of Alternative Musics, alternatives are important to me 🤣
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Newt Newport @newtus.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
If you are doing the "Alarm Clock Awareness" CPD course, yes. Remember its a simple pass/fail course, so don't overdo it. 😀
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