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Breaking news. Literally. A bot that uses Markov chain to reconstruct recent The Guardian headlines. Supposed to be funny.

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Breaking The Guardian News @newsbroken.bsky.social · 5h
MTV VMAs 2026: Taylor Swift and Devon exhibition explores ‘cultural world’ of
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Breaking The Guardian News @newsbroken.bsky.social · 6h
Glimpses into lives improve public services – UK dogs could hit UK
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Breaking The Guardian News @newsbroken.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Hormone-disrupting herbicide contaminating 25% of Christianity
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Breaking The Guardian News @newsbroken.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
We need ‘right to win at awards dominated by female artists
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Breaking The Guardian News @newsbroken.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Andy Burnham after scrapping launch of Brexit debate is precious’: why do
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Breaking The Guardian News @newsbroken.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Would you solve it? Isaac Newton’s tower drop puzzle
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Breaking The Guardian News @newsbroken.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Why Ed Miliband tells Labour conference
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Breaking The Guardian News @newsbroken.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Dance Monkey v Joshua and their data emerging as it hopes |
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Breaking The Guardian News @newsbroken.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
All of UK’s popular plug-in hybrid cars can hurt children’s learning and
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Breaking The Guardian News @newsbroken.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Slew of UK’s suppressed under proportional representation voting at next 10 clarifies
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Breaking The Guardian News @newsbroken.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Using AI revolution | John Crace
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Breaking The Guardian News @newsbroken.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
McDonald’s to stamp out of cracks | Ali Martin
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Breaking The Guardian News @newsbroken.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
UK tech says thinktank says physicist
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Breaking The Guardian News @newsbroken.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Saving the size of butterflies
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Breaking The Guardian News @newsbroken.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Mac mini M6 review: truly mighty but now it’s the scramble for
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Breaking The Guardian News @newsbroken.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Did you solve the messenger’, say they should be frozen
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Breaking The Guardian News @newsbroken.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Healey vows to struggling sceptics: how 90s comedy rollercoaster
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Breaking The Guardian News @newsbroken.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Did you solve it? Do you solve it?
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Breaking The Guardian News @newsbroken.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Pixel 11 Pro XL: Google’s big-screen superphone with part-human brains
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Breaking The Guardian News @newsbroken.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Country diary: A little love of life with culture
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Breaking The Guardian News @newsbroken.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Lib Dems quietly commission review into Wembley – follow Macron and I
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Breaking The Guardian News @newsbroken.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Hard parties, cheap rents and boost for ever? That’s a chance to
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Breaking The Guardian News @newsbroken.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Jimmy Kimmel on Trump’s approval rating: ‘somewhere between Ebola and fashion redefined
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Breaking The Guardian News @newsbroken.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Cravings ‘like heroin withdrawal’: what we save them before UK must be
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Breaking The Guardian News @newsbroken.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Does Airtel Money mark the abuse compensation costs from datacentre nimbys holding
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Breaking The Guardian News @newsbroken.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Why Europe has been weaponized is not all | John Farnham’s 20
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Breaking The Guardian News @newsbroken.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Don’t expect the once raged against Macklemore | Shakeel Hashim
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Breaking The Guardian News @newsbroken.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
From Practical Magic 2 to our existence? | Mary Montague
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Breaking The Guardian News @newsbroken.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
From Shaun the 10 best songs
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Breaking The Guardian News @newsbroken.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Did you have the abuse compensation costs hit by 119 runs in
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Breaking The Guardian News @newsbroken.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Digital ID comes of when black holes ‘burp’
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Breaking The Guardian News @newsbroken.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Jon Rahm and act after tech bosses call for weather lifts sales
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Breaking The Guardian News @newsbroken.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
AI doomsday warnings failed to K-pop, music
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Breaking The Guardian News @newsbroken.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Mapped: the pace of at 60
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Breaking The Guardian News @newsbroken.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Blake’s townhouse could worsen global threat by calls to Katseye: the midterms,
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Breaking The Guardian News @newsbroken.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Did you have solved maths problem that I entered, my mind started
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Breaking The Guardian News @newsbroken.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Indonesian foragers may not pay income will face make-or-break tests
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Breaking The Guardian News @newsbroken.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
LeBron James once anarchic desert festival with this is alive for Britons
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Breaking The Guardian News @newsbroken.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Anthropic researchers warn experts: but Musk attacks ‘sick conspiracy’ – this is
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Breaking The Guardian News @newsbroken.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Country diary: A Venus-spotting challenge with its AI after unbearable summer –
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Breaking The Guardian News @newsbroken.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Two more likely to settle for pro-Putin United Russia party conference |
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Breaking The Guardian News @newsbroken.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
The Guide #259: What I Always Wanted
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Breaking The Guardian News @newsbroken.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Don’t celebrate graffiti artists who pay $200,000 to launch inquiry into alleged
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Breaking The Guardian News @newsbroken.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
‘Really helpful’: the Manchester derby and dead trees of south-east Asia’s girl
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Breaking The Guardian News @newsbroken.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
People ‘incensed’ by 2030
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Breaking The Guardian News @newsbroken.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Can you solve it? The fin-tastic fish puzzle of Reform’s party
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Breaking The Guardian News @newsbroken.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
‘Mr Congeniality’ Burnham must overhaul migration reforms, says UN’s Stiell
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Breaking The Guardian News @newsbroken.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
‘I have an obsession with union Test – as it actually start
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Breaking The Guardian News @newsbroken.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
Australian homes after inquiry into alleged overseas donations – after researcher studying
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Breaking The Guardian News @newsbroken.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
Lawmakers blast AI coming true?
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