Sebastian Stirling @newartillery.bsky.social · 9hSeems like my daughter had a good time at the Phoebe Bridgers concert 1120
Sebastian Stirling @newartillery.bsky.social · 30/09/2026A little odd this post doesn’t mention their previous career-spanning collection, 2015’s Central Belters, which I also own, but being a Mogwai completist, I’m a mark for the 4LP set with more unreleased / hard-to-find stuff. 161
Sebastian Stirling @newartillery.bsky.social · 30/09/2026I ran 102.5 miles in September, 96 outside. My knees feel a bit better and my times have gotten partway back to my ideal range. I’ve been doing a kettlebell routine 3X a week in solidarity with my wife, and while it seems to be helping, the noises my knees make during lunges are horrifying. 040
Sebastian Stirling @newartillery.bsky.social · 30/09/2026In addition to pleas for political donations, I get a ton of unsolicited texts from contractors (perhaps “contractors”) asking if I need tree work, my roof checked, or in this instance, a bathroom remodel. I don’t know you! Get out of here! 050
Sebastian Stirling @newartillery.bsky.social · 30/09/2026I listened to these seven-inch records today 1120
Sebastian Stirling @newartillery.bsky.social · 28/09/2026Watching knife throwing on the Ocho and would like the NFL’s overtime rules to switch to “Who sucks less” 061
Sebastian Stirling @newartillery.bsky.social · 25/09/2026Banner day for drivers receiving the finger and getting sworn at for ignoring a runner (2X “I see you in the crosswalk but I’m not stopping,” 1X “Pointing out that I’m exiting the wrong way from a one-way loop won’t stop me”) 030
Sebastian Stirling @newartillery.bsky.social · 24/09/2026No truth to the rumor that the original version of “Don’t Make Plans This Friday” is about a loving husband who makes a nice dinner for his wife and kids. 080
Sebastian Stirling @newartillery.bsky.social · 23/09/2026I'm currently working out to Ong-Bak, which was Tony Jaa's breakout performance, and it reinforces my theory that the least believable moment in the Fast and Furious series is when Paul Walker beats Jaa in a fight. 120
Sebastian Stirling @newartillery.bsky.social · 21/09/2026I listened to these records this weekend 1110
Sebastian Stirling @newartillery.bsky.social · 20/09/2026When I’m out walking the dog and see a house up for sale, I’ll look it up to see if my guess on the price is accurate. But I’ve never encountered an interior feature as desirable as this one: 160
Sebastian Stirling @newartillery.bsky.social · 18/09/2026The videos for Adam Wiltzie and Johann Johannsson’s long-gestating collaborative album Friendship Survival Guide submerged the music a bit, but it’s 100% the emotionally devastating drone classical you’d expect from the two. 020
Sebastian Stirling @newartillery.bsky.social · 18/09/2026Watching another Yasujirō Ozu film, which means that I'm about to be overcome by melancholy from thoughts about my parents 020
Sebastian Stirling @newartillery.bsky.social · 18/09/2026The most perverse product I’ve encountered at the grocery store has to be Hot and Sweet Jalapeño Peppers. I grabbed them exactly once thinking they were regular jalapeño slices and no, they’re a prank food. 010
Sebastian Stirling @newartillery.bsky.social · 15/09/2026I saw Shiner tonight at Small’s in Hamtramck 190
Sebastian Stirling @newartillery.bsky.social · 15/09/2026I’ve been driving for 30 years now and saw a new move tonight on my way to see Shiner in Detroit I stop at a red light. I’m the first car in the leftmost straight lane. A guy drives up in the left turn lane, then pulls in front of me. “Did he not realize it was a turn lane or was that on purpose?” 140
Sebastian Stirling @newartillery.bsky.social · 14/09/2026I wonder if the Gallagher brothers also utilize the opening line to “Wonderwall” to sort out their to-do list: “Today is gonna be the day that I finally vacuum out my car” 010
Sebastian Stirling @newartillery.bsky.social · 13/09/2026I listened to these records yesterday and today 050
Sebastian Stirling @newartillery.bsky.social · 12/09/2026Once again displaying a tremendous amount of restraint in seeing the guitarist from [redacted post-rock band] while I’m out on a run and not yelling a song title 080
Sebastian Stirling @newartillery.bsky.social · 11/09/2026Fierce competition for The Worst Car in the Grocery Store Parking Lot: 1. Large white SUV plastered in anti-abortion, pro-gun, “welcome back Mr. President” stickers 2. Ford F-350 truck sticking halfway past a normal spot and completely eclipsing my car from view 3. Cybertruck 7491
Sebastian Stirling @newartillery.bsky.social · 11/09/2026Starting Ringo Lam’s Full Alert on Criterion Channel and this production company could be a Steo Brothers bit 020
Sebastian Stirling @newartillery.bsky.social · 10/09/2026I have to go to the Secretary of State office because my new driver’s license has a small picture of another person in the corner and presumably his birthday in a large font. Either that or they know that I’m going to die on January 12 2067. 140
Sebastian Stirling @newartillery.bsky.social · 08/09/2026Thought about Mitch Hedberg’s “broken escalator is just stairs” joke regarding the non-functional motor on my electric toothbrush 081
Sebastian Stirling @newartillery.bsky.social · 08/09/2026I thought I’d encountered all the horrors that the Trader Joe’s parking lot had to offer, but as I was going around the loop to exit, a woman slammed on her brakes and started backing up. I assume a spot was opening up by the front, but there were multiple open spots where I’d parked! 010
Sebastian Stirling @newartillery.bsky.social · 08/09/2026Doing the evening walk with the dog and came across a dead rabbit with its head a few inches away from its body. Ominous tidings! 140
Sebastian Stirling @newartillery.bsky.social · 07/09/2026Choosing to believe Blues Racist is playing “Tears in Heaven” in an Olaf costume 090
Sebastian Stirling @newartillery.bsky.social · 06/09/2026The vibraphone player of a ‘00s indie band was v. drunk, fell off the stage of The Highdive in Champaign, and I somehow caught him. Band booted him soon after. During their > 10 minute set at the Fireside Bowl, the guitarist of XBXRX climbed on my shoulders and I walked around the crowd. 470
Sebastian Stirling @newartillery.bsky.social · 05/09/2026Did a double take at the library book shop 370
Sebastian Stirling @newartillery.bsky.social · 05/09/2026I listened to these records yesterday and today 050
Sebastian Stirling @newartillery.bsky.social · 04/09/2026Love when companies respect my anxiety over human mortality 130
Sebastian Stirling @newartillery.bsky.social · 03/09/2026At the phone store activating my son’s new phone and a tornado warning just hit, which meant that every phone in the store had a siren go off 140