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Nevy Magpie

@nevymagpie.bsky.social
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Eurasian magpie | She/Her | Autistically cringe | 🏳️‍⚧️ | Pan | Bri'ish CHAC-CHAC MOTHERFUCKERS, THIS IS THE AGE OF SIN! REJOICE!

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Nevy Magpie @nevymagpie.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
Also, you absolutely must support our ongoing cow breeding, because one day there will be a divine hyperintelligent cow, no matter what we do, and if you don't support the effort to breed the divine hyperintelligent cow, it will torture you for all eternity
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Nevy Magpie @nevymagpie.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Do people want another "It's strange...such a nostalgic feeling..." (from MGS: The Twin Snakes)? Because that's how you get another "It's strange...such a nostalgic feeling..."
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Nevy Magpie @nevymagpie.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
"putting the rights of a few athletes" lol, given this is your reply to someone pointing out the majority of SC Dems voted in favour of banning the basic rights of trans peeps (specifically bathroom bans and gender affirming care bans), I think you meant to say "putting the rights of trans people"
Comment by Bluesky user @bluegirlredstate

"Feel free to become MAGA then."
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Nevy Magpie @nevymagpie.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
What, no, hold on, don't make me switch jobs!
Results of a Final Fantasy 14 quiz.

Offer Letter

Dear Nenewai Viviwai,

After careful screening, we are pleased to inform you of your job offer as follows. 

Current job: Monk, 3-5 years in role 
Hired: Viper 

Role: Melee DPS role
Verdict: Job change within the role 
Match: 58%

From the recruiter: "Join your two blades together and no incident report is required."
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Nevy Magpie @nevymagpie.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
I'd much prefer it if Netflix rammed a cactus up my arsehole instead, at least that's less painful than this
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Nevy Magpie @nevymagpie.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
"It could be copying itself to other computers" Oh, like a virus then? So, you've created a virus and this should be treated the same way we treat other computer viruses and those who create them?
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Nevy Magpie @nevymagpie.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
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Wuk Ff14
Alt: An animated gif of Wuk Lamat from FF14, a female Hrothgar (buff cats basically). She is thinking hard, utilising that single brain cell in that noggin of hers. You can see the gears slooooowly turning as she looks around. And then, finally, comprehension dawns, as she grins in triumph.
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Nevy Magpie @nevymagpie.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
i am entirely normal about samus at this point in time
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Nevy Magpie @nevymagpie.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
...see, I'm in an in-between state of uncertainty where I'm not sure if I want this to be real or a bit
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Nevy Magpie @nevymagpie.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
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Nevy Magpie @nevymagpie.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
Quick question, do you believe AI should have rights for empathetic reasons, or because you're concerned that a hypothetical future benevolent AGI will punish and torture you for all eternity for failing to help bring about its existence?
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Nevy Magpie @nevymagpie.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
Close enough, welcome back Long Long Man
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Nevy Magpie @nevymagpie.bsky.social · 04/08/2026
Legion: THIS IS DEMOCRACY MANIFEST
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Nevy Magpie @nevymagpie.bsky.social · 14/07/2026
Rocks?! Luxury! We were lucky if we could afford to sprinkle rocks on our grub!
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Nevy Magpie @nevymagpie.bsky.social · 09/07/2026
How I defeated Fascism With the Power of Love, by Luigi.

Chapter 1: The Power of Love.

The first step in my journey was realizing that it is impossible to defeat fascism with the power of love.

Chapter 2: The Power of Incredible Violence.
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Nevy Magpie @nevymagpie.bsky.social · 05/07/2026
Excerpt from Timothy Faust's 23rd March 2015 Vice article, "I Played ‘The Boys Are Back in Town’ on a Bar Jukebox Until I Got Kicked Out".

Text: “Are you fucking going to play ‘The Boys Are Back in Town’ again?” asked a voice when I reached the jukebox.

“I absolutely, 100 percent, am not going to play ‘The Boys Are Back In Town’ again,” I promised, punching the buttons to select “The Boys Are Back in Town,” which I had memorized.
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Nevy Magpie @nevymagpie.bsky.social · 29/05/2026
Consider: Creating endless 24/7 footage of raccoons trying to wash candy floss/cotton candy.
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Nevy Magpie @nevymagpie.bsky.social · 26/05/2026
Hey @potterzilla.bsky.social! Look!
User @Fabrazz on X, the everything app, says "This mod is absolutely insane haha (And also really well made.)". They then share 3 screenshots of a modded Bubsy 4D with a fem or femboy Bubsy.
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Nevy Magpie @nevymagpie.bsky.social · 13/05/2026
"But kids loved the nightmare demon anyway" Can confirm, one of my best days out as a kid was to Crinkley Bottom
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Nevy Magpie @nevymagpie.bsky.social · 28/04/2026
...d- ...do you think people *don't* joke about Log Cabin Repubs???
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Nevy Magpie @nevymagpie.bsky.social · 01/04/2026
Wait, there are Mario games? I thought it was just a character Bob Hoskins played.
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Nevy Magpie @nevymagpie.bsky.social · 21/03/2026
This is the Baja Blast the gov doesn't want you to know about
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Nevy Magpie @nevymagpie.bsky.social · 21/03/2026
I would genuinely rather play The You Testament than this
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Nevy Magpie @nevymagpie.bsky.social · 13/03/2026
Cute dag!
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Nevy Magpie @nevymagpie.bsky.social · 06/02/2026
Huh, you know I *swear* I remember this poster being different...
Screenshot of part of a post on the Helldivers 2 announcements channel on the Helldivers Discord server. The text includes a snippet of binary (the full string, when fully translated, reads "MORE OF US DIED THAT DAY."), along with a propaganda poster. The poster is an altered version of the Super Earth propaganda poster memorialising the Helldivers who died in the clusterfuck that was the Malevelon Creek campaign (aka, Robot Vietnam).

The poster focuses on a decapitated Automaton robot head on the floor in the foreground, a smoking and glowing orange-red bullet hole in its forehead. It is night. The environment is lit by moonlight. In the background is a forest or wood. Red lights glow through the trees. The shadowy silhouettes of Helldivers can be seen in the treeline. In the sky, the moon shines through partial cloud cover, a small silhouette of a super destroyer spaceship in front of it. 

Text at the bottom of the poster reads "REMEMBER THE FALLEN" in red capital letters. Below this text is a line of text written in what can be presumed to be the symbols Automatons use for letters. 

It is a gaudy, offensive image, co-opting and spitting on the honour of those who fell at the Creek, all for the purpose of attempting to spread their vile socialism.

They will not succeed. 

The dead will be avenged. 

Super Earth will win.
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Nevy Magpie @nevymagpie.bsky.social · 05/02/2026
Do androids dream of electric shortstacks?
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Nevy Magpie @nevymagpie.bsky.social · 03/02/2026
Why did you have to remind us of Too Human God, I spent waaaay longer on that than I should have, multiple levels, and I don't know why I did
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Nevy Magpie @nevymagpie.bsky.social · 15/01/2026
I mean, you do gotta hand it to him, he did kill Hitler.
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Nevy Magpie @nevymagpie.bsky.social · 27/12/2025
Tumblr post chain. User secretladyspider shares a screenshot of her post on Twitter that says "'You don't have ADHD it's all in your head' where else in my body did you think my brain was", commenting "I mean". User furbearingbrick replies "adhd is stored in the ass". User astrallemons replies "the a in adhd stands for ass". User moonymango replies "What do the other letter stand for then?" User commodorecliche replies "Ass Don't Have Dopamine".
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Nevy Magpie @nevymagpie.bsky.social · 27/12/2025
Tumblr post chain. User secretladyspider shares a screenshot of her post on Twitter that says "'You don't have ADHD it's all in your head' where else in my body did you think my brain was", commenting "I mean". User furbearingbrick replies "adhd is stored in the ass". User astrallemons replies "the a in adhd stands for ass". User moonymango replies "What do the other letter stand for then?" User commodorecliche replies "Ass Don't Have Dopamine".
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Nevy Magpie @nevymagpie.bsky.social · 21/12/2025
Seeing Abandonia there (and actually visiting it a month or two back) got me in this kinda mood
Godfather, Don Corleone saying "Look how they massacred my boy."
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Nevy Magpie @nevymagpie.bsky.social · 19/12/2025
Did someone murder the Flying Spaghetti Monster and serve it up as a meal?
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Nevy Magpie @nevymagpie.bsky.social · 16/12/2025
The part of the text*
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Nevy Magpie @nevymagpie.bsky.social · 16/12/2025
"it's not replacing artists" I say, as I ignore the post of the text that says that staff are using GenAI to 'develop concept art'
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Nevy Magpie @nevymagpie.bsky.social · 10/12/2025
How will this impact the trout population?
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Kelsey Atherton @atherton.bsky.social · 26/11/2025
It's a holiday weekend. You're going to hit up a townie bar and need a break from family soon enough. Why not read [EDITOR'S NOTE: if you're on *Bluesky*, it's reread] our good friend Tim's now 10.5 year old story on arguably the greatest jukebox goof of all time www.vice.com/en/article/i...
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I Played 'The Boys Are Back in Town' on a Bar Jukebox Until I Got Kicked Out
The boys were back in town, but I was out of the bar, because they asked me to leave.
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Nevy Magpie @nevymagpie.bsky.social · 21/11/2025
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a group of soldiers are standing in a row wearing helmets and armor .
Alt: Starship Troopers "I'm doing my part"
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Nevy Magpie @nevymagpie.bsky.social · 19/11/2025
How in the chunderfuck is he younger than me and yet I look younger than him?!
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Nevy Magpie @nevymagpie.bsky.social · 07/11/2025
I mean, it's gotta be the moonsault, right?
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Nevy Magpie @nevymagpie.bsky.social · 04/11/2025
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a close up of a man 's face with a shadow of a person behind him
Alt: Headshot of Mr Incredible looking happy morphing into a black and white headshot of Mr Incredible looking extremely haunted, like he had just been made privy to forbidden knowledge not meant for human minds, and now silently wishes for the sweet release of death to escape from the horrors he is now all too aware of
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Casey S. Pumpkins 🎃 @caseyexplosion.bsky.social · 03/11/2025
Starting my new business giving hot air balloon rides to large felines. It's sure to succeed, so you better invest now, because... Lion go up
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Nevy Magpie @nevymagpie.bsky.social · 03/11/2025
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Nevy Magpie @nevymagpie.bsky.social · 01/11/2025
Remember playing it years back on a low end PC. It managed, until the end, when I found out that my PC's low specs made it impossible to escape cause your movement speed was slower than it should be but the timer wasn't (thankfully there was either an unofficial patch or a mod that corrected this)
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Nevy Magpie @nevymagpie.bsky.social · 01/11/2025
Ichiban Kasuga from one of the Like A Dragon games with the text "Intellect, Lv 1, Dumbass"
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Ghost Squadron Leader @finalantifaxiv.bsky.social · 30/10/2025
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Nevy Magpie @nevymagpie.bsky.social · 30/10/2025
...di- ...did you fuck that pumpkin???
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PSX Bunlith 🪄🏳️‍⚧️ E2 OCT 16TH!!!! 🐰🌱 BLM ACAB 🇵🇸 @b0tster.yeag.gay · 29/10/2025
🚨 THE BUNLITH ANIME IS REAL 🚨 🎉Introducing BUNLITH: THE WITCH UP STAIRS 🐇🐇 📅 EPISODE 1 is premiering on November 3rd (thats in 5 days!!) 📈 KICKSTARTER CAMPAIGN FOR SEASON 1 launching at the same time!!! SUBSCRIBE SO YOU DON'T MISS THE LAUNCH: youtube.com/@b0tster
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Nevy Magpie @nevymagpie.bsky.social · 29/10/2025
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a man in a suit and tie is holding a drink and saying now you have my attention .
Alt: You had my curiosity. Now you have my attention.
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Nevy Magpie @nevymagpie.bsky.social · 23/10/2025
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fry from futurama is holding a bunch of money in his hand
Alt: fry from futurama saying shut up and take my money
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