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Kirby Mass Attack's Strongest Soldier. I will post #art here at times, most likely #ocart

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Nevert the Guy @neverttheguy.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
First thing I'm posting in a while, might as well be my seasonal icon #art #ocart
My OC Pablo, dressed as the Grim Reaper. Wearing a cyan cloak with a skull mask, carrying a scythe with floating hands. The cloak has a yellow interior, and Pablo's clothes inside the robe are a solid light gray.
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Nevert the Guy @neverttheguy.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
In the full tier list, Zelda is under "Consumed by Spite" For the record, the tier list is from 2021
The full tier list, with the categories:
The Dead do not Trouble the Living (Advance Wars, Elite Beat Agents, Punch-Out)
Generally Pleasant (Donkey Kong Country, Kirby, Splatoon, mainline Mario)
Quietly Tolerable (Kid Icarus, Rhythm Heaven, Yoshi's Island, Luigi's Mansion, WarioWare)
Bitter but Righteous (Golden Sun, Mario & Luigi, Wario Land)
Defensive Fanatics (Metroid, Pikmin, Xenoblade Chronicles)
Consumed by Spite (Fire Emblem, Zelda)
More Beasts than Men (F-Zero, Mother, Paper Mario)
Gluttony who would Not be Satisfied with All the Riches of Heaven (Animal Crossing, Smash, Pokemon)
Beaten Into Silence (Star Fox)
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Nevert the Guy @neverttheguy.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
Portion of a tier list on Nintendo fandoms. Animal Crossing, Smash, and Pokémon are tiered under "Gluttons who would Not be Satisfied with All the Riches of Heaven"
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Nevert the Guy @neverttheguy.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
Pablohaus #art #ocart
Four panel comic featuring my OC Pablo and his friends.
Panel 1: a red airship as Pablo describes his thoughts on it via a cut-in in the corner: "While I am grateful for it, I wish I had a home outside of the Treasure Hoarder..."
Panel 2: Pablo's friends looking upon his thought bubble, containing his ideal home: "A nice little place in the neighborhood... Shaped like my face."
"THIS is the guy we put in charge?"
Panel 3: Paula confronts Pablo on his face-shaped home:
"And what about us?"
"Oh! Of course! I have to account for your three! Thanks, Sis!"
Panel 4: Pablo's new dream home, with additions for each of his friends
"There! Much Better!"
Paula: "I meant it should be MY face."
F-Red and Wyess: "You are 24 years old."
At the bottom left corner is my signature and a house modeled after how I draw my face.
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Nevert the Guy @neverttheguy.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
Jockington is the One Character that's outright named in the Prophecy and he just grew his beard, so I think they might just be welcoming it at this point. The Prophecy *does* say worlds will be saved in the end so... might as well get All That™ over with?
Prophecy panel in the spitting image of Jockington:
"JOCKINGTON GROWS THE BEARD."Jockington in Chapter 5, having grown his beard:
"But, my beard, was Grown. It cannot be Undone."
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Nevert the Guy @neverttheguy.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
Smash 4 is technically an alternate route of Fates according to Corrin's DLC trailer
Branch of Fate - Choose Your Path
Defend Hoshido
Fight with Nohr
Refuse to choose a side
Join the battle in Smash
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Nevert the Guy @neverttheguy.bsky.social · 09/08/2026
I think it only works with things that aren't listed as News. And they list more things than you'd think as News
The Super Mario Guess the Game video from Nintendo Today, listed as News for some reason
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Nevert the Guy @neverttheguy.bsky.social · 29/07/2026
All this talk about old Pokemon rumors has me thinking about the stuff the Regis pull every time they show up #pokemon #art #regice
A drawing of Regice facing forward, surrounded by Braille text formatted like a meme. The text reads: CAN YOU TAKE MY BLUE ASS TO DAIRY QUEEN
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Nevert the Guy @neverttheguy.bsky.social · 29/07/2026
Never forget what they have the power to do...
The Spamton Body Pillow from the Spamton Sweepstakes
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Nevert the Guy @neverttheguy.bsky.social · 28/07/2026
I love the little 3D May that Game Freak used for testing maps out #pokemon #art
Drawings of a low-poly chibi model of May from Pokemon, from a few Game Freak prototypes. Included are screenshots of her with cubes at the ends of her limbs and head, and one with a hammer, as well as drawings of each (the latter including the bow she could switch to in her other hand)
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Nevert the Guy @neverttheguy.bsky.social · 17/07/2026
Fresh from the notes app
A drawing of Homer from memory in my notes app
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Nevert the Guy @neverttheguy.bsky.social · 09/07/2026
Huh.
The Cutting Room Floor's Category page on games released on July 18th (my birthday)
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Nevert the Guy @neverttheguy.bsky.social · 03/07/2026
Yep!
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Nevert the Guy @neverttheguy.bsky.social · 02/07/2026
Hydration isn't enough anymore, we gotta evolve into moles and escape deeper into the earth. #art
A several panel comic about the weather:
"Should probably run the bins in..."
I open the door to be met with flames engulfing me in a FaWOOSH!
A pair of panels when I run left to grab a garbage bin and right to bring it in, slowly taking one point of damage as I run.
The pair repeats twice, each with more rapid damage and myself sweating more, as a wavy pattern behind the panels goes from pale orange to red.
Beneath this wavy pattern is my ash-covered scorched body, with the warning "Never go outside" written next to it.
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Nevert the Guy @neverttheguy.bsky.social · 24/06/2026
I'm busy today #makeaterriblecomicday2026
A wobbly two-panel comic titled "It hurts to be drawn like this"
First panel is a profile of myself, arms visibly on hips. "Alright, terrible comic day, what's in store for me?"
Second panel is a smaller full-body looking up at a Notes app icon: "Oh Fuck this!"
below the panels is a signature and my head saying "My lines are itchy"
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Nevert the Guy @neverttheguy.bsky.social · 22/06/2026
Happy Father's Day, from my OCs to yours! #art #ocart
Formless comic featuring Pablo, a cartoonishly-proportioned character with few facial features and floating hands, and his eyeball squid of a father, providing voiceover.
A young Pablo playfully runs in an orange T-shirt that is far too large for him, sleeves dangling behind.
"Pablo's growing up strong..."
Pablo trips and falls flat on the ground: "But it doesn't seem like he'll take on a more humanoid form..."
Pablo's father watching on from a dimensional rift: "If he wants to look like that... he'll need his clothes custom-made"
"But he'll have an infinite lifetime to change his mind... so the clothes'll have to shift shape with his..."
Pablo's father squints and rests a tentacle under his eye in thought: "Where could I find such a material?"
His pupil shifts to his raised tentacle: "..."
Pablo's father duct taped his tentacle to a cutting board, preparing to cut it with a butcher's knife. He is visibly panicked, and all of his other tentacles are quivering: "Alright Todd... you can do it. Do it for your boy..."
Cut to a grown Pablo sitting on a bar stool, with the same proportions as a child, but now in an outfit the same blue as his father's body: "...and that's why I've been wearing the same clothes for the past 20 years."
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Nevert the Guy @neverttheguy.bsky.social · 18/06/2026
Guess who just set up their drawing tablet~! #art
Drawing of a pencil and stack of papers transforming into a drawing tablet and stylus, above myself wielding them as a sword and shield over a (somewhat crummy) light blue and orange background:
"The skill of drawing by hand..."
"The convenience of technology..."
"I... AM... IMMORTAL!!"
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Nevert the Guy @neverttheguy.bsky.social · 16/06/2026
Remember when Nintendo sponsored a new cultivar of flower to advertise Pikmin?
From Wikipedia:
Chaenostoma cordatum, also known as Sutera cordata, Bacopa cordata, Sutera diffusus, Pikmin flower, or Bacopa (not to be confused with the genus Bacopa), is one of 52 species in the genus Chaenostoma (Scrophulariaceae), and is native to South Africa.A new cultivar of C. cordatum, trademarked Bacopa 'Cabana®' in a collaboration between Nintendo of America and Syngenta Seed's Flower Brand, was the subject of a marketing campaign for the 2001 video game Pikmin. The name "Pikmin Flower" was coined in this campaign, due to the resemblance of the flowers that bloom from the heads of fully matured Pikmin species in the video games. While some claims reported C. cordatum 'Cabana' as an entirely new species or subspecies created by Nintendo, the plant is actually a selectively bred cultivar of the existing species, emphasizing specific traits for ornamental purposes. Peter Main, then executive vice president of sales and marketing for Nintendo of America, said that the flower "demonstrates that at the core of Nintendo is creativity". In April 2002, seeds of the flower were released to the public.
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Nevert the Guy @neverttheguy.bsky.social · 06/06/2026
Among Us Dead Body Reported
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Nevert the Guy @neverttheguy.bsky.social · 04/06/2026
You ever get clowned on for 100%ing a game?
"Tips: BLUNDER BOMBER
A bad ending after all that work is actually kind of funny.
Currently at 100%!""
Photographed screenshot from Super Bomberman 5
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Nevert the Guy @neverttheguy.bsky.social · 03/06/2026
Working out details about your OCs is fun #art #ocart
Drawings of myself pondering the height of Pablo, my OC, labeled with the question "How Tall is Pablo?"
Pablo's hat should define the dimensions of a cube which contains his body when idle. Due to the fluidity of the character, this cube will not be maintained in motion.
He can't be close to human-sized, or else he looks like a mascot costume...
He should be small. But how small?
Throwable, by any able-bodied adult, but not entirely dismissable as a threat...
Let's say Dapperton's roughly 5 foot 8. And let's say 5 foot 8 is roughly three Pablos tall.
68 inches divided by three is equal to 22.6 inches, or roughly 1 foot 10. I wanna be on the smaller side, so... 1 foot 8.
These Pokémon are about the same height as a hatted Pablo: Voltorb, Spinarak, Sableye, Bonsly, Oshawott, large Pumpkaboo, Charjabug, Eldegoss, and Lechonk.
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Nevert the Guy @neverttheguy.bsky.social · 27/05/2026
Come on man...
Elmo hitting the Kubrick Stare
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Nevert the Guy @neverttheguy.bsky.social · 25/05/2026
#art I'm going to get a good grade in hydration, something that is both normal to want and possible to a- hang on gotta piss
Six panel hand-drawn comic featuring myself, in glasses and a yellow shirt. All quantities of water are written in light blue:
1. Thinking, "Hmm. I have yet to drink my daily recommended 85 oz of water." 70 oz, 15 left
2. Smug expression, "I can easily finish this by drinking fron by 35 oz YETI (registered trademark) Tumbler, uninterrupted and without food" said tumbler manifests in my hand
3. Mouth around top of the tumbler, chugging it from straight above, "GLORG GLORG GLORG GLORG"
4. Finished drinking, now at ease,  "AHHHH!" 105 oz
5. Satisfied, hands on stomach, ". . ."
6. Lenses cracked in X-shape, "This was a mistake." Stomach is visibly rumbling
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Nevert the Guy @neverttheguy.bsky.social · 22/05/2026
70% of me thought we were getting a Real-Ass Man 5% of me thought we were getting specifically Foam Toby
Toby Fox covered in foam standing straight in a bathtub, which was temporarily his Wikipedia image at his request
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Nevert the Guy @neverttheguy.bsky.social · 19/05/2026
If you see this post your getaway vehicle
Kirby in a cannon, icon from Kirby Super Star
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Nevert the Guy @neverttheguy.bsky.social · 19/05/2026
Unova is an alternate America where McDonald's is an ice cream chain with a perpetually broken burger machine
A Casteliacone, the signature food item of Castelia City and also Unova
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Nevert the Guy @neverttheguy.bsky.social · 17/05/2026
Drew my freak again #art #ocart
Pen and paper drawings of Pablo, a small guy in blue clothes, in various - and somewhat unfortunate - situations.
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Nevert the Guy @neverttheguy.bsky.social · 15/05/2026
Weird thing about freeze is that less than a dozen specific Fire-type moves actually can be used by you to cure you, and half of them didn't even exist in Gen 5. Getting HIT by any fire move (or some burning moves) thaws, however
A frozen Pokémon can still use the moves Flame Wheel, Sacred Fire, Flare Blitz, Fusion Flare, Scald, Steam Eruption, Burn Up, Pyro Ball, Scorching Sands, and Matcha Gotcha while frozen; these moves will thaw the
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Nevert the Guy @neverttheguy.bsky.social · 13/05/2026
Surely, as long as the Legendary's of clear mind and ability (e.g. no Red Chains or Ranger villain shit), it would very much have the means to Do Something if it's being mistreated. How exactly are you gonna arrest a guy for Pokémon abuse if Darkrai just drags him into the Nightmare Hell Dimension?
Darkrai dragging the villain of Shadows of Almia into the Dark Void (ironically, while under the influence of Ranger Villain Shit)
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Nevert the Guy @neverttheguy.bsky.social · 11/05/2026
Now hang on, maybe there's a chance he... oh, no, nevermind.
Aerodactyl's Egg Group, taken straight from Bulbapedia. It is only in the Flying Egg Group, not Dragon.
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Nevert the Guy @neverttheguy.bsky.social · 29/04/2026
The past three generations of starters have all had the one who was designed in a lab to see which aspects of Greninja could be isolated and repurposed to recreate its popularity:
Three way Venn Diagram of Dark Type, Protean, and Two Signature Moves, with Greninja at the center, Incineroar only in Dark Type, Cinderace between Two Signature Moves and Protean, and Meowscarada between Dark Type and Protean
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Nevert the Guy @neverttheguy.bsky.social · 27/04/2026
W/O downloading anything new, where are you mentally?
DSi website artwork of The Doctor from Cave Story. He's backlit and wearing the Demon Crown, but he's not particularly intimidating, just kinda... standing there
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Nevert the Guy @neverttheguy.bsky.social · 26/04/2026
Approximately one hour ago: "Y'know, I can't really think of too many Mexican fictional characters. I'll hop on call with a friend and we can work on a list. I sure hope we don't run into too many stereotypes!" Now: "Did Scooby-Doo's great-grandfather fight for the Confederacy?"
Great-Grandpa Scoobert "Scooby" Doo the First, a ghostly dog in a visibly gray uniform
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Nevert the Guy @neverttheguy.bsky.social · 26/04/2026
Mildly upset that this image won't fit as my banner on this site
Panel from a Kirby manga: 
Adeleine, hand behind her head: "I was stuck on drawing the actual Manga itself, so I just made a bunch of setting and design documents."
Dedede, offscreen: "Wait, so she basically hasn't done anything at all!"
Narration: The Sad Reality For Many Artists
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Nevert the Guy @neverttheguy.bsky.social · 25/04/2026
They named Sandshrew "Sand", then gave it a regional form that had nothing to do with sand. Alolan Sand, which is snow.
SandshrewAlolan Sandshrew
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Nevert the Guy @neverttheguy.bsky.social · 25/04/2026
Fun fact: I almost always draw Pablo right-handed, if only because I find it funny to give someone with interchangeable floating hands a distinct handedness #art #ocart
My icon from October 2025, featuring Pablo dressed as a wizard with a staff in his right handScribble of Pablo throwing a rock, coming from his right handPablo using his head as a sword, holding it in his right handTwo drawings of Pablo trying to grab things, each facing a different direction, both using the hand that would be his right
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Nevert the Guy @neverttheguy.bsky.social · 24/04/2026
Dr Wily Big Naturals
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Nevert the Guy @neverttheguy.bsky.social · 22/04/2026
Realized I haven't posted art in... forever, so here's my efforts to redesign an OC's hair #art #ocart
The long and very serious process of redesigning this android woman's spiky hair, plus a reveal that - upon learning what a Pokémon is - she has picked Zigzagoon as her favorite because it looks like her.
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Nevert the Guy @neverttheguy.bsky.social · 21/04/2026
Love seeing people play Living the Dream and all the tutorials say "the Mii's real life equivalent" as if every island's population doesn't look like this:
Tumblr post: "crack team of experts i've assembled to kill the entire cast of overwatch"
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Nevert the Guy @neverttheguy.bsky.social · 18/04/2026
Hmm... Pep Brew from Kirby
The Pep Brew (nowadays called the Energy Drink) sprite from Nightmare in Dream Land. A brown drink in a bottle with a yellow cap and label.
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Nevert the Guy @neverttheguy.bsky.social · 13/04/2026
WAIT HANG ON! Iono herself calls them hair clips in the video that first introduces her!
"Nope, these things on my head are fancy-shmancy hair clips! Cute, right?"
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Nevert the Guy @neverttheguy.bsky.social · 13/04/2026
Well, they DO emote and separate, but the magnets appear to be too small and with too little space between the poles to be effective for floating if they were legit Magnemite. Plus, the franchise is certainly no stranger to artificial Pokémon copies.
The photo received for defeating Iono, where her Magnemite thingies separate and face the camera with teary eyesHorizons concept art for Iono, showing her Magnemite thingies emoting with herIono's in-game model, with both her and her Magnemite thingies visibly expressing joy.Red and two Pidgebots (robot Pidgeys) in Pokémon Adventures, the first example that came to my mind for some reason.
These bitches talk btw.
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Nevert the Guy @neverttheguy.bsky.social · 12/04/2026
Saw this floating around, thought I'd give it a shot
About Me: Pokémon
Favorite: Pichu
2nd Favorite: Lampent
Least Favorite: Galarian Stunfisk
Underrated: Pawniard
Overrated: Greninja
Best Starter: Oshawott (Fighting Piplup for the position)
Best Dynamax: Inteleon
Best Mega: Falinks
Best Region Variant: Zigzagoon
Best Eeveelution: Jolteon
Would have as a pet: also Pichu
Best looking shiny: Drifloon
Idk why I like this, but I do: Bruxish
Has a personal story behind it: ...also Pichu
Very nostalgic to me: Totodile
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Nevert the Guy @neverttheguy.bsky.social · 11/04/2026
Why do they have this device in Mega Man 7?
Truck Joe, a Sniper Joe with a headband driving a large truck with an enlarged, spiked bumper, from Mega Man 7
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Nevert the Guy @neverttheguy.bsky.social · 30/03/2026
Fun Fact: The first Pokémon game to use the word "Eeveelution" in the game itself is also the first Pokémon game where you can Actually Die.
Box art for Pokémon Ranger: Shadows of Almia
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Nevert the Guy @neverttheguy.bsky.social · 26/03/2026
It's this poster that made me realize Star Fox has *zero* connection to Mario outside of Smash, unlike the other two confirmed cameos or even *any other space character they could've chosen*
Pikmin kicked up from some flowers in Mario Golf: Toadstool Tour (Pikmin returned the favor with a multitude of Mario treasures and dutifully carrying players' save data between consoles)R.O.B. in a Kart for Mario Kart DS (he was demoted to bike in World)The Kirby Story poster from Mario & Luigi: Superstar Saga (Kirby's Stone ability can also take the form of some Mario things, including a statue of the man himself)Samus's helmet as the "Space Warrior Mask" in Paper Mario: The Origami King (she has yet to return the favor, but she, Kirby, and R.O.B. had a thing in Kirby's Dream Land 3, so friend of a friend and all that)
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Nevert the Guy @neverttheguy.bsky.social · 22/03/2026
Reading this takes me back...
Centro LEAKS posting an image of Gym Leader Grusha from Pokémon Scarlet and Violet, partially obscured and only captioned with "He/Him"
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Nevert the Guy @neverttheguy.bsky.social · 20/03/2026
WELCOME TO CLOWN TOWN, BAYBEEE!!!
Blacephalon, the Ultra Beast clown with an exploding head
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Nevert the Guy @neverttheguy.bsky.social · 12/03/2026
Actually, weirdly enough, according to the devs, it's the same Link between the two games despite the shift to Toon.
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Nevert the Guy @neverttheguy.bsky.social · 08/03/2026
It's still a bit chilly, but it's definitely clear that winter's coming to an end. #art
Nevert sits at the edge of a couch, next to a window, on their phone. The scene is labeled as occurring "Post-shower, pre-hat" as she scrolls on his phone. A "Twee Twee Twee" indicates birds outside. Nevert looks up from their phone and out the window exclaiming: "Oh shit. Birds?"
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