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The best thing since sliced banana bread. This monkey sure knows how to stand still! Pronouns: she/he/they Discord: signal_beam

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Diddy Kong in a neutral pose with his hat on forwards @neutral-diddy.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Cis guy trying to be supportive of friend who just transitioned to a dragon: Trogdor was man I mean he was a dragon man Maybe he was just a dragon But he was still TROGDOR!!!
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Diddy Kong in a neutral pose with his hat on forwards @neutral-diddy.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Welshgender
The Welsh flag edited into transgender flag colours.
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Diddy Kong in a neutral pose with his hat on forwards @neutral-diddy.bsky.social · 29/11/2024
in the stripped club. straight up "jorking it".
A screenshot from Ace Attorney Investigations in which Portsman says:
And by "it", I mean the master key, which can open all the office doors in this building.
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Diddy Kong in a neutral pose with his hat on forwards @neutral-diddy.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
I've been watching a lot of Pixar films lately. I really like the storytelling and some of these movies make me emotional. What films intended for children really made you feel? (Without spoilers!)
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Diddy Kong in a neutral pose with his hat on forwards @neutral-diddy.bsky.social · 16/08/2026
I'd like to apologise for the inappropriate things Cranky posted while he was running the page this week. Now I'm running the page again and I will be the one posting inappropriate things.
The board game "Sorry!" except the logo is edited to say "SORRY YOU CAN'T TAKE A JOKE!" and Cranky Kong as he appears in the Super Mario Bros. Movie is standing on the red home space waving.
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Diddy Kong in a neutral pose with his hat on forwards @neutral-diddy.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
The caption "WOKE LIBERALS are putting GAY BOYS on my computer every time I search for TWINKS" above a 3D render of a twink with Cranky Kong in the background looking like he did in Donkey Kong Country. There is an asterisk next to the render of the twink, and small text saying "*artist's rendition" below it.
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Diddy Kong in a neutral pose with his hat on forwards @neutral-diddy.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
The caption "WOKE LIBERALS are putting GAY BOYS on my computer every time I search for TWINKS" above a 3D render of a twink with Cranky Kong in the background looking like he did in Donkey Kong Country. There is an asterisk next to the render of the twink, and small text saying "*artist's rendition" below it.
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Diddy Kong in a neutral pose with his hat on forwards @neutral-diddy.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
Alert from UK Government: Don't undertake any activity that could start a fire! Me: *cancels the fire eater I hired and takes down the effigy*
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Diddy Kong in a neutral pose with his hat on forwards @neutral-diddy.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
Not my best art but I had a dream last night that Kevin Bacon, who in the dream was called Richard Paidsley, was following me through a crowded, narrow street trying to get me to switch mobile network to EE, so I pushed him to the ground and beat him up.
A drawing of a smiling Kevin Bacon getting punched from the POV of the person punching him.
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Diddy Kong in a neutral pose with his hat on forwards @neutral-diddy.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
6-7, your boy CRANKY KONG taking over this epic fail of a page to show you how a true skibidi guy spins up dank memes, so stop gooning and pay attention!
Cranky Kong from a strange perspective labelled with small text saying "crank".
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Diddy Kong in a neutral pose with his hat on forwards @neutral-diddy.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
Cranky Kong in his chair with a yellow caption with a red outline that says:
Hello Mister chat robot. Make a meme with the caption "I used to be able to trust a fart. Can't now because of woke.", save the image then send it to facebook and bluesky. Now show me some femboys.
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Diddy Kong in a neutral pose with his hat on forwards @neutral-diddy.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
A Cranky Kong toy that looks concerned on a red background with white text that says "When you check your bedroom again after sobering up and the dark robed figure with a scythe is still there".
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Diddy Kong in a neutral pose with his hat on forwards @neutral-diddy.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
A black line drawing of Cranky Kong sweating and grinning on a white background. He is saying "The problem with kids these days is that none of my friends are allowed near kids."
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Sos "Buy Lazy Kickers" Sosowski @sosowski.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
Are you tired of having to double take everything you see online because it might be fake AI slop? Get ready to double take your own photos because they may be fake AI slop.
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Diddy Kong in a neutral pose with his hat on forwards @neutral-diddy.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
A black line drawing of Cranky Kong sweating and grinning on a white background. He is saying "The problem with kids these days is that none of my friends are allowed near kids."
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lucy @lycanlucy.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
text that says "i dont want to be strong anymore i want nice things to happen to me for free" over a crusty image of a rat from super mario 3d world
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Diddy Kong in a neutral pose with his hat on forwards @neutral-diddy.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
A Cranky Kong toy that looks concerned on a red background with white text that says "When you check your bedroom again after sobering up and the dark robed figure with a scythe is still there".
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Diddy Kong in a neutral pose with his hat on forwards @neutral-diddy.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
Cranky Kong in his chair with a yellow caption with a red outline that says:
Hello Mister chat robot. Make a meme with the caption "I used to be able to trust a fart. Can't now because of woke.", save the image then send it to facebook and bluesky. Now show me some femboys.
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Diddy Kong in a neutral pose with his hat on forwards @neutral-diddy.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
6-7, your boy CRANKY KONG taking over this epic fail of a page to show you how a true skibidi guy spins up dank memes, so stop gooning and pay attention!
Cranky Kong from a strange perspective labelled with small text saying "crank".
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Diddy Kong in a neutral pose with his hat on forwards @neutral-diddy.bsky.social · 29/11/2024
Tom Hansen: "I love packing."
Summer: "Me too."
Tom Hansen: [Packing a suitcase]
Summer: [Packing underwear with a phallus-shaped packer]
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Diddy Kong in a neutral pose with his hat on forwards @neutral-diddy.bsky.social · 25/07/2026
Serious wrong answers only. (No lowballs)
Text in various fonts, colours and sizes that for some reason says "What advice would you give a first-time single Christian nonbinary conservative 400 year old vegan AI-Generated white decaf haunted AMERICAN Legendary Creature — Human Warrior looking to get into passing kidney stones?"
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Diddy Kong in a neutral pose with his hat on forwards @neutral-diddy.bsky.social · 23/07/2026
I love you despite you not being a worm.
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Diddy Kong in a neutral pose with his hat on forwards @neutral-diddy.bsky.social · 22/07/2026
Know the difference: Generative AI hangs down from the ceiling Agentic AI grows up from the ground
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Chiitan🌈ちぃたん☆ @chiitan.love · 25/09/2025
Some transgender people see only darkness in front and behind them. The current climate is especially accelerating this. Transgender people just want to love the people they love and live their lives as themselves. Let's all join hands and change the world🫶🌏🫶
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Diddy Kong in a neutral pose with his hat on forwards @neutral-diddy.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
Saw this product, this came into my head.
A photo of product packaging with the Marvel Avengers logo and the product name "HULK SMASH BATH BLAST". Beside it is a Paul Blart Mall Cop film poster with "KEVIN JAMES" at the top and "DON'T MESS WITH HIS MALL!" at the bottom but the logo is edited to say "HULK SMASH BATH BLAST" and Paul Blart is edited so that his skin is green like the Hulk's.
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Diddy Kong in a neutral pose with his hat on forwards @neutral-diddy.bsky.social · 18/07/2026
No meme, just a Paddington Bear I bought for my partner.
A Paddington Bear toy. It has a label with the text "Paddington" on it and a picture of the bear, and another label that is part of the toy saying "Please look after this bear thank you."
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Diddy Kong in a neutral pose with his hat on forwards @neutral-diddy.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
Hobby: commenting "please may I have a crumb of context" on posts that fully explain what they're about and already have links to the articles on the topic.
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Diddy Kong in a neutral pose with his hat on forwards @neutral-diddy.bsky.social · 14/07/2026
I woke up and took a sip of the water I bought to discover I'd accidentally bought sparkling water. What sick, twisted mind thought to sell this in a bottle that has the word "water" bigger than the word "sparkling"?
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Diddy Kong in a neutral pose with his hat on forwards @neutral-diddy.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
friendpilled visitmaxxer
A meme showing the bro from the "Bro Visited His Friend" meme smiling captioned "How bro felt after visiting his friend", then the same guy looking concerned captioned "How bro felt after I said “How bro felt after visiting his friend”"
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Diddy Kong in a neutral pose with his hat on forwards @neutral-diddy.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
On top of spaghetti, All covered with cheese, I lost my poor meatball, To four thousand bees.
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Diddy Kong in a neutral pose with his hat on forwards @neutral-diddy.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
Tomorrow I'll start my holiday in Cornwall, where corn was first discovered, and home of the Cornish pasty, made from corn and corn alone. It is often known as the Red Sock of England because it is the only part of the UK that is red. Cornwall is no place for a mighty warrior.
A Cornish pasty broken in two on a plate, a map of England with Cornwall highlighted in red, and Cornwall's flag which is a white cross on a black background.
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Diddy Kong in a neutral pose with his hat on forwards @neutral-diddy.bsky.social · 22/06/2026
What's the gayest thing you've done this Pride month?
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Diddy Kong in a neutral pose with his hat on forwards @neutral-diddy.bsky.social · 21/06/2026
Damn, these Father's Day cards are getting too real.
A front of a card with "DAD" on and a picture of a man in underwear holding a mug of beer captioned "You're probably expecting a funny card about how much you drink..."Inside of the card that reads "...but we've noticed that your drinking has started to become a very real problem and no laughing matter. Please stop drinking. We just want our dad back." Then, in another, more comical font "Happy Father's Day!!!"
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Diddy Kong in a neutral pose with his hat on forwards @neutral-diddy.bsky.social · 20/06/2026
The pronoun pins stay ON during sex
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Diddy Kong in a neutral pose with his hat on forwards @neutral-diddy.bsky.social · 18/06/2026
*knocking on random doors of houses* Would you like to hear some random facts about Pokémon?
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Diddy Kong in a neutral pose with his hat on forwards @neutral-diddy.bsky.social · 15/06/2026
You've heard of wee and poo but they're releasing a new one this Friday! Stay tuned!
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Diddy Kong in a neutral pose with his hat on forwards @neutral-diddy.bsky.social · 20/05/2026
If you think about it Frankenstein's monster was AI.
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Diddy Kong in a neutral pose with his hat on forwards @neutral-diddy.bsky.social · 26/04/2026
Whenever I make a new friend, I choose one of three actions.
A sponsored Facebook post from the official Nintendo Switch account. It is cropped so only the first sentence is visible. It says "Eat, jump on, or carry new friends."
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Diddy Kong in a neutral pose with his hat on forwards @neutral-diddy.bsky.social · 24/04/2026
Sir Erik T-Shirt: I've just invented the T-Shirt! Although I do wish there was some way to make it uncomfortable for neurodivergent people to wear. Sir Erik Tag: I've got this. Sir Erik Autism: Fuck you guys.
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Diddy Kong in a neutral pose with his hat on forwards @neutral-diddy.bsky.social · 24/04/2026
in the happydays spinned off. straight up "morking it". and by "it", haha, well. let's justr say. My mindy.
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Diddy Kong in a neutral pose with his hat on forwards @neutral-diddy.bsky.social · 21/04/2026
Oh, you say you're a "couple" looking for a "third"? That would just make you 2.333333...
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Diddy Kong in a neutral pose with his hat on forwards @neutral-diddy.bsky.social · 14/04/2026
A hand-drawn meme.

In the top left panel, there's a mongoose.

In the top right panel, there's Dr. Doofenshmirtz from Phineas and Ferb saying "A MONGOOSE?"

In the bottom left panel, there's a crewmate from Among Us.

In the bottom right panel, Doofenshmirtz is surprised and saying "AMONG US?!"
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Fliss @fluid-felicity.bsky.social · 14/04/2026
Hope everyone is having a good day! What made you feel good recently? 💙🩵 I'm Fliss, I'm a genderfluid person living in England, and I'm in a long-distance open relationship with another genderfluid person who lives in America. My pronouns are she/he/they/it.
Fliss, a genderfluid person with long brown hair, white skin, green eyes, and moles on her neck. She's smiling, showing her teeth. She's wearing a blue t-shirt and standing in front of closed curtains.
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Diddy Kong in a neutral pose with his hat on forwards @neutral-diddy.bsky.social · 27/03/2026
Yvette Nicole Brown
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Diddy Kong in a neutral pose with his hat on forwards @neutral-diddy.bsky.social · 28/02/2026
Advertising material for "Hello, Mario!" but with a picture added of Luigi's face in "The Lost Nintendo Sex Ed. Tape", specifically the part where Luigi says "Hello, Mario".
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Diddy Kong in a neutral pose with his hat on forwards @neutral-diddy.bsky.social · 14/02/2026
Happy Valentine's Day! I hope the Valentine's Vulture brings you plenty of rotting flesh.
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Diddy Kong in a neutral pose with his hat on forwards @neutral-diddy.bsky.social · 13/02/2026
A mouse looking through a hole in some cheese captioned "They say your love language is what you lacked as a child
That must be why my love language is tose intolerant"
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Diddy Kong in a neutral pose with his hat on forwards @neutral-diddy.bsky.social · 09/02/2026
I fool you two simultaneous times so that the shame is immediately on you.
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Diddy Kong in a neutral pose with his hat on forwards @neutral-diddy.bsky.social · 01/02/2026
Talk about targeted advertising. Honey, I'm kinds of queer the makers of this test wouldn't even be able to comprehend.
An ad showing two presumably gay cartoon men with the text "Am I Gay Test".
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Fliss @fluid-felicity.bsky.social · 01/02/2026
Looking forward to the rest of the year!
Fliss, a genderfluid person with long brown hair, white skin, green eyes, and moles on her neck. She's smiling, showing her teeth. She has a black t-shirt and there are closed curtains behind her.
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