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Neuronômade 🇧🇷

@neuronomade.bsky.social
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Proud 🇧🇷, Marxist, Global South Citizen, BRICS+ Business Council (Green Development), Oyá's son.. Pure intensity, a ⛈.

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Neuronômade 🇧🇷 @neuronomade.bsky.social · 11/01/2026
I'm back! Updates: - Did bone marrow transplant - Developed Quimerism with the cells from my donnor. - Now I have XX and XY chromosomes and 2 sets of DNA. - VENEZUELA COM MADURO!
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Neuronômade 🇧🇷 @neuronomade.bsky.social · 01/09/2025
Lore update: I'm a Voodoo, Santeria, Candomblé, Umbanda, Ifá, Yoruba Baptized Cleric (Lvl. 2 now). Adopted Aud 31st by the Lady of Storms, Oyá. Bitches, you're fucked. Rains are Communist now. (Plays 'Rain' by Madonna) Paint by Artist Mariana Santiago Owner: Moi, cause FUCK YOU!💅⛈️
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Neuronômade 🇧🇷 @neuronomade.bsky.social · 01/09/2025
Why am I a Very Atheistic Yorubá Ifá Priest? Decolonialism, darling. I can see your future now, bitches! Oyá sees you and LOVE your sins! (I don't charge for it, but I don't do it for free, I'm a commie, not anti-barter anarchist!)
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Neuronômade 🇧🇷 @neuronomade.bsky.social · 18/08/2025
~~sentimento~~
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Neuronômade 🇧🇷 @neuronomade.bsky.social · 18/08/2025
For the #P4 (#Persona4) people out there, some strange fog has been seen around Brazil.
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Neuronômade 🇧🇷 @neuronomade.bsky.social · 18/08/2025
From Germany to the west, I hate every single one of those countries. Except Ireland. Brazilians are spiritually alligned to Irish People, from language to GOOD BEER. When Western Europe clumbles on itself, every "Irlandês" is invited to watch from Copacabana, Guinness on us! 🇧🇷🤝🇮🇪
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Neuronômade 🇧🇷 @neuronomade.bsky.social · 18/08/2025
If you live in one of those two countries, I'm sorry, my empathy will NEVER fully go tou you. Those are: USA Israel The rest, yeah, we (gobal south) can civilize your barbaric ways.
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Neuronômade 🇧🇷 @neuronomade.bsky.social · 18/08/2025
Amores e amoras, Bolsonaro já era, a gente tem inimigos REAIS pra enfrentar!
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Neuronômade 🇧🇷 @neuronomade.bsky.social · 09/05/2025
BORA! #MST #Feiradareformaagraria #MTST #SãoPaulo
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Neuronômade 🇧🇷 @neuronomade.bsky.social · 08/05/2025
🎶And if you don`t love me now, you will never love me again.🎶
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Neuronômade 🇧🇷 @neuronomade.bsky.social · 06/05/2025
I finally heard Sabrina Carpenter. I hate that I'm loving every song. I hate her, I think I've found a muse.
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Neuronômade 🇧🇷 @neuronomade.bsky.social · 04/05/2025
HI ME!
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Neuronômade 🇧🇷 @neuronomade.bsky.social · 04/05/2025
If for some reason I land in the Palestine Occupied Territory ('israel'), I won't speak english. I won't speak Chinese or Portuguese either. I'm learning Arabic as a form of resistance.
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Neuronômade 🇧🇷 @neuronomade.bsky.social · 02/05/2025
"Harry Potter was always shit." - Rosa Luxemburg
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Neuronômade 🇧🇷 @neuronomade.bsky.social · 01/05/2025
So, I'm working with Burkina Faso government and I think this is the high point of my Marxism forever! Landing on the country by July's end.
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Neuronômade 🇧🇷 @neuronomade.bsky.social · 01/05/2025
There's no greater joy to a Latin Marxist than to imagine the USA on radioactive fire.
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Neuronômade 🇧🇷 @neuronomade.bsky.social · 29/04/2025
Good Oya, Brazilian Guyana is in the dark! Brazilians, we need to upgrade our colony FAST!
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Neuronômade 🇧🇷 @neuronomade.bsky.social · 25/04/2025
FUCK UKRAINE!
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Neuronômade 🇧🇷 @neuronomade.bsky.social · 19/04/2025
Twin Pics (Riverside - Phnom Pehn, Cambodia)
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Neuronômade 🇧🇷 @neuronomade.bsky.social · 19/04/2025
Will the US left ever confront their biggest enemy in history, the Democrats?
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Neuronômade 🇧🇷 @neuronomade.bsky.social · 17/04/2025
I do practice Santeria. But I ain't got no crystal ball.
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Neuronômade 🇧🇷 @neuronomade.bsky.social · 17/04/2025
Fuck Biden! But, as a marxist, I have to give his government props for the industrialization curve in the US. It was amazingly surprising, no jokes. Trump made the curve go lower than Clinton. The U.S. will not get over Trump government for decades.
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Neuronômade 🇧🇷 @neuronomade.bsky.social · 17/04/2025
Good Oya, I fucking love Brazil, but after years in China, it feels like I'm in the 80s! São Paulo is bigger than New York, but it moves slow, gentrification is the rule and people try to act like US people or Europeans, but with garbage on the whole street, closer to India. Save us, Marx!
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Neuronômade 🇧🇷 @neuronomade.bsky.social · 16/04/2025
The paywalls will be amazing!
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Neuronômade 🇧🇷 @neuronomade.bsky.social · 16/04/2025
I'm someone that buys CDs and never listen to them. I do it because I hate Spotify with a passion. I buy CDs to download the same album on torrents.
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Neuronômade 🇧🇷 @neuronomade.bsky.social · 16/04/2025
My objective is in 5 year time to bring Ireland closer to the BRICS+. Irish people don't deserve to be considered European.
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Neuronômade 🇧🇷 @neuronomade.bsky.social · 16/04/2025
The future is South American and Southeast Asian. ASEAN and Mercosur will give the answers to the world's future complexities. Mark my words.
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Neuronômade 🇧🇷 @neuronomade.bsky.social · 16/04/2025
Why Trump Tariffs won't work? U$2 a shirt from China. With the tariffs, U$4.5. The same shirt costs $6 to be done in the US. Plus taxes. Do US people think this difference money will go to their pockets? Reciprocal tariffs, darlings...
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Neuronômade 🇧🇷 @neuronomade.bsky.social · 16/04/2025
How do I use my Linkedin? Like this:
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Neuronômade 🇧🇷 @neuronomade.bsky.social · 15/04/2025
I'm an atheist that practices Santeria. My mother is Oya (Iansã), lady of the Storms, my father is the wind. Today I left an Ebó (offer) for every US Communist, especially the the black ones like my mother's people, fighting the good fight. May you all become a red flood.
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Neuronômade 🇧🇷 @neuronomade.bsky.social · 15/04/2025
Don't look up.
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Neuronômade 🇧🇷 @neuronomade.bsky.social · 14/04/2025
China is creating an orbital solar farm. Also a program to explore Thorium on the moon. The United States is debating invading Greenland to supply resources to a group of Billionaires led by a spoiled old sexist manchild that wants to have taxis to Mars for White Nerds™. That's the reality.
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Neuronômade 🇧🇷 @neuronomade.bsky.social · 14/04/2025
How do I know Ukraine is fascist and Russia is not? There is a strong communist party in Russia since 93. There are no communist parties in Ukraine, and you're not allowed to join one. Belive it or not, jail.
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Neuronômade 🇧🇷 @neuronomade.bsky.social · 14/04/2025
There's a dark side of me, a very Latin and Marxist bad side, the worst part of me, the one that takes personally what Europe and the United States did and do to the rest of the world. That part of me keeps wishing US soldiers land on Greenland. This part encompasses 7,6% of me only, I swear.
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Neuronômade 🇧🇷 @neuronomade.bsky.social · 13/04/2025
I want to take everyone to China.
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Neuronômade 🇧🇷 @neuronomade.bsky.social · 13/04/2025
My take on D&D: When I play as Paladins, I wanna marry with a nice Rogue or Fighter that drink in taverns. Some land, some horses and mules. When I play Mage, I don't fuck around. I wanna be powerful enough to live on the moon rejecting the Magic I-Phone I invented. Me and Orcs. Fuck Elminster.
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Neuronômade 🇧🇷 @neuronomade.bsky.social · 11/04/2025
You know why people think ChatGPT is amazing? Because Google is an outdated tool that holds technology potential back by its monopoly.
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Neuronômade 🇧🇷 @neuronomade.bsky.social · 11/04/2025
The United States is a nightmare, here's why.
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Neuronômade 🇧🇷 @neuronomade.bsky.social · 11/04/2025
Market manipulation is not 'stupid'. It's unethical, immoral, criminal, bot not stupid. Treating Trump as 'dumb' creates a smokescreen for billionaries to keep up their hoarding. WE are the stupid ones to have faith in a system where people like him can get into power.
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Neuronômade 🇧🇷 @neuronomade.bsky.social · 10/04/2025
We should be doing all we can to stop the mass extinction of species by climate change. But nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo Let's speedrun Jurassic Park with fake Dire Wolves!
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Neuronômade 🇧🇷 @neuronomade.bsky.social · 10/04/2025
This would be enough proof to depose a politician in civilized places. But since it's in the shithole hell called United States, is just another thursday. (Posted 15 minutes before tariffs pause)
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Neuronômade 🇧🇷 @neuronomade.bsky.social · 10/04/2025
I never use the word "Americans" to denote people from the USA. In English I use "US People". In Portuguese, "estadunidenses". In Chinese, 中国的婊子们. 中国的婊子们 = Chinas' bitches. By using it, I score 1250 Social Credit Points I can spend on Iraqi Weapons of Mass Destruction. In this economy I'm rich.
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Neuronômade 🇧🇷 @neuronomade.bsky.social · 10/04/2025
Liberation Day is reserved for when we invade the USA and free its people from billionaires and their managers, Democrats and Republicans.
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Neuronômade 🇧🇷 @neuronomade.bsky.social · 09/04/2025
It's a moral imperative for South America to unite against the US. Lula (Brazil) & Sheinbaum (Mexico)
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Neuronômade 🇧🇷 @neuronomade.bsky.social · 09/04/2025
I didn't want to close my X account. I wanted to be permanently blocked. Finally did it! Chose 10 billionaries and send them some very 'Luigi' memes. They were horrified. It was nice. Fuck that place.
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Neuronômade 🇧🇷 @neuronomade.bsky.social · 07/04/2025
New law: US people cannot participate on Tariff jokes. STFU and go beat some fascists and liberals!
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Neuronômade 🇧🇷 @neuronomade.bsky.social · 07/04/2025
Exactly the desired effect!
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Neuronômade 🇧🇷 @neuronomade.bsky.social · 07/04/2025
Each day, my hate grows.
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Neuronômade 🇧🇷 @neuronomade.bsky.social · 07/04/2025
And the greatest threat humanity has ever faced.
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