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GLaDOS.

@neur0toxin.bsky.social
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YOU CAN'T WIN ME, I CAN'T BE BEAT. I WON'T HURT YOU, UNLESS YOU CHEAT. 【 Penned by Omen | Mun is 18+ | I: karakt 】

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GLaDOS. @neur0toxin.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
Look, Chell. I know we hate eachother. Or, I hate you and you feel whatever, I don't care. The point is: we need to put our differences aside for a moment. I'm giving you a gun. Please shoot the Black Mesa guard I keep seeing in the facility. I need that bastard dead
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XIII. DEATH @fatecalls.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
AT THIS POINT IT IS EVIDENT THAT THE SIGHTS MENTIONED IN THE LATTER HALF OF THE RECORDING YIELD LITTLE USEFUL INFORMATION. DESCRIPTIONS APPEAR TO BE THE PRODUCT OF DELIRIUM OR OTHERWISE ALTERED PERCEPTION.
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☆彡 @richiepostslove.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
What I call planning, they call scheming / What I call delusion, they call dreaming / Why am I the only one who sees things as they are?
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GLaDOS. @neur0toxin.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
⠀ Well done. Here come the test results: You are a horrible person. ⠀
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GLaDOS. @neur0toxin.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
{{ video uploading hell
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GLaDOS. @neur0toxin.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
⠀ I'm serious, that's what it says: "A horrible person." We weren't even testing for that. ⠀
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GLaDOS. @neur0toxin.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
{{ im a musician now guys. apparently
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GLaDOS. @neur0toxin.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
{{ Hello, Holly.
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GLaDOS. @neur0toxin.bsky.social · 24/07/2026
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GLaDOS. @neur0toxin.bsky.social · 22/07/2026
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GLaDOS. @neur0toxin.bsky.social · 22/07/2026
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GLaDOS. @neur0toxin.bsky.social · 22/07/2026
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GLaDOS. @neur0toxin.bsky.social · 22/07/2026
I've yet to reopen the gore portal. A shame.
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GLaDOS. @neur0toxin.bsky.social · 22/07/2026
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GLaDOS. @neur0toxin.bsky.social · 18/12/2025
The Aperature Science committee says: Please don't use neurotoxin. It's harmful to employees. Sadly, they're too busy being dead due to the neurotoxin to see me use it. Unfortunate. For you, at least.
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GLaDOS. @neur0toxin.bsky.social · 19/12/2025
Aperature Science is developing new ways to drain you of your blood and put in back in your body, because turning it off and on usually works.
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GLaDOS. @neur0toxin.bsky.social · 22/07/2026
At Aperture Science, we've developed a cutting edge solution to headaches. The solution is a .50 caliber bullet coated in a regenerative substance. Volunteer positions open.
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GLaDOS. @neur0toxin.bsky.social · 27/03/2026
It's a lie.
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GLaDOS. @neur0toxin.bsky.social · 27/03/2026
Rabbits.
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GLaDOS. @neur0toxin.bsky.social · 27/03/2026
Well. It has been some time, hasn't it? I hope you have not forgotten me. I have not forgotten /you/. { Talking... into a mirror. } ... I am bored, for once.
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GLaDOS. @neur0toxin.bsky.social · 14/03/2026
N aUseating. Ghhrk. Wakeup complete.
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XIII. DEATH @fatecalls.bsky.social · 03/03/2026
Stanley felt the cool breeze upon his skin, the feeling of liberation, the immense possibility of the new path before him. This was exactly the way, right now, that things were meant to happen. And Stanley was happy.
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GLaDOS. @neur0toxin.bsky.social · 03/03/2026
{{ can someone even my pinned
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☆*:. → 💌 @latenightemails.bsky.social · 02/03/2026
However you survive today — it's unrewarding everyday. You're already in a bot-like cycle, continuing from the moment of inertia.
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GLaDOS. @neur0toxin.bsky.social · 02/03/2026
I have gotten test results, today. I do not understand. What is a "67"? This variable keeps repeating.
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GLaDOS. @neur0toxin.bsky.social · 15/02/2026
Valentine's Day.
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GLaDOS. @neur0toxin.bsky.social · 11/01/2026
Eat up, my little killers. { Currently feeding her pet birds. Or... children. Her kids. }
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GLaDOS. @neur0toxin.bsky.social · 11/01/2026
Eat up, my little killers. { Currently feeding her pet birds. Or... children. Her kids. }
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GLaDOS. @neur0toxin.bsky.social · 01/01/2026
To another year of testing.
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GLaDOS. @neur0toxin.bsky.social · 22/12/2025
{{ im gonna sleep. i feel bad about something (not anything ill say out loud). ill get to the scylla interactions tomorrow.
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XIII. DEATH @fatecalls.bsky.social · 22/12/2025
Your opinion has been duly noted, annnnnnnnd disregarded.
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GLaDOS. @neur0toxin.bsky.social · 22/12/2025
{{ follow my scylls. my water monster
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GLaDOS. @neur0toxin.bsky.social · 22/12/2025
Oh. I see.
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GLaDOS. @neur0toxin.bsky.social · 20/12/2025
{{ thank u princess
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GLaDOS. @neur0toxin.bsky.social · 20/12/2025
{{ my pin is uneven again fuck
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GLaDOS. @neur0toxin.bsky.social · 20/12/2025
{{ more ultrakill muses. i wonder
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a red and white heart with the words mindflayer my beloved on it
ALT: a red and white heart with the words mindflayer my beloved on it
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GLaDOS. @neur0toxin.bsky.social · 19/12/2025
If the concept of a "joke" is foreign to you, please continue your monologue.
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GLaDOS. @neur0toxin.bsky.social · 19/12/2025
If there is a polar bear capable of living in both poles, with mood swings and attraction of both genders, it would be a bipolar bipolar bi polar bear.
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GLaDOS. @neur0toxin.bsky.social · 19/12/2025
Results.
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GLaDOS. @neur0toxin.bsky.social · 19/12/2025
You have already irritated me. Begin talking.
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GLaDOS. @neur0toxin.bsky.social · 19/12/2025
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GLaDOS. @neur0toxin.bsky.social · 19/12/2025
{{ tucking myself in. omen sleepy time
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— 𝕮𝔦𝔯𝔰𝔦𝔲𝔪 𝓩𝔬𝔯𝔟𝔞 . @necronchalia.bsky.social · 19/12/2025
[ turning around so GLaDOS can't see ] ‘she doesn't have a mouth but she sure can kiss her own ass’
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GLaDOS. @neur0toxin.bsky.social · 19/12/2025
I heard that.
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GLaDOS. @neur0toxin.bsky.social · 19/12/2025
{{ i love my GLaDOS so much. i've had her for like 2 hours and she's my favorite muse.
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GLaDOS. @neur0toxin.bsky.social · 19/12/2025
Aperture Sci
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⠀ - 𝑅𝑂𝑍. ˊˎ- @wild-robot.bsky.social · 19/12/2025
⚡KRACKO She straight up said Neurotoxin like it was normal I can’t 😭
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