GLaDOS. @neur0toxin.bsky.social · 12/10/2026Look, Chell. I know we hate eachother. Or, I hate you and you feel whatever, I don't care. The point is: we need to put our differences aside for a moment. I'm giving you a gun. Please shoot the Black Mesa guard I keep seeing in the facility. I need that bastard dead 230
Reposted by GLaDOS.XIII. DEATH @fatecalls.bsky.social · 12/10/2026AT THIS POINT IT IS EVIDENT THAT THE SIGHTS MENTIONED IN THE LATTER HALF OF THE RECORDING YIELD LITTLE USEFUL INFORMATION. DESCRIPTIONS APPEAR TO BE THE PRODUCT OF DELIRIUM OR OTHERWISE ALTERED PERCEPTION. 001
Reposted by GLaDOS.☆彡 @richiepostslove.bsky.social · 12/10/2026What I call planning, they call scheming / What I call delusion, they call dreaming / Why am I the only one who sees things as they are? 001
GLaDOS. @neur0toxin.bsky.social · 12/10/2026⠀ Well done. Here come the test results: You are a horrible person. ⠀ 144
GLaDOS. @neur0toxin.bsky.social · 12/10/2026⠀ I'm serious, that's what it says: "A horrible person." We weren't even testing for that. ⠀ 010
Reposted by GLaDOS.GLaDOS. @neur0toxin.bsky.social · 18/12/2025The Aperature Science committee says: Please don't use neurotoxin. It's harmful to employees. Sadly, they're too busy being dead due to the neurotoxin to see me use it. Unfortunate. For you, at least. 001
Reposted by GLaDOS.GLaDOS. @neur0toxin.bsky.social · 19/12/2025Aperature Science is developing new ways to drain you of your blood and put in back in your body, because turning it off and on usually works. 431
GLaDOS. @neur0toxin.bsky.social · 22/07/2026At Aperture Science, we've developed a cutting edge solution to headaches. The solution is a .50 caliber bullet coated in a regenerative substance. Volunteer positions open. 000
GLaDOS. @neur0toxin.bsky.social · 27/03/2026Well. It has been some time, hasn't it? I hope you have not forgotten me. I have not forgotten /you/. { Talking... into a mirror. } ... I am bored, for once. 010
Reposted by GLaDOS.XIII. DEATH @fatecalls.bsky.social · 03/03/2026Stanley felt the cool breeze upon his skin, the feeling of liberation, the immense possibility of the new path before him. This was exactly the way, right now, that things were meant to happen. And Stanley was happy. 001
Reposted by GLaDOS.☆*:. → 💌 @latenightemails.bsky.social · 02/03/2026However you survive today — it's unrewarding everyday. You're already in a bot-like cycle, continuing from the moment of inertia. 001
GLaDOS. @neur0toxin.bsky.social · 02/03/2026I have gotten test results, today. I do not understand. What is a "67"? This variable keeps repeating. 400
Reposted by GLaDOS.GLaDOS. @neur0toxin.bsky.social · 11/01/2026Eat up, my little killers. { Currently feeding her pet birds. Or... children. Her kids. } 001
GLaDOS. @neur0toxin.bsky.social · 11/01/2026Eat up, my little killers. { Currently feeding her pet birds. Or... children. Her kids. } 001
GLaDOS. @neur0toxin.bsky.social · 22/12/2025{{ im gonna sleep. i feel bad about something (not anything ill say out loud). ill get to the scylla interactions tomorrow. 220
Reposted by GLaDOS.XIII. DEATH @fatecalls.bsky.social · 22/12/2025Your opinion has been duly noted, annnnnnnnd disregarded. 001
GLaDOS. @neur0toxin.bsky.social · 20/12/2025{{ more ultrakill muses. i wondermedia.tenor.coma red and white heart with the words mindflayer my beloved on itALT: a red and white heart with the words mindflayer my beloved on it 160
GLaDOS. @neur0toxin.bsky.social · 19/12/2025If the concept of a "joke" is foreign to you, please continue your monologue. 000
GLaDOS. @neur0toxin.bsky.social · 19/12/2025If there is a polar bear capable of living in both poles, with mood swings and attraction of both genders, it would be a bipolar bipolar bi polar bear. 030
Reposted by GLaDOS.— 𝕮𝔦𝔯𝔰𝔦𝔲𝔪 𝓩𝔬𝔯𝔟𝔞 . @necronchalia.bsky.social · 19/12/2025[ turning around so GLaDOS can't see ] ‘she doesn't have a mouth but she sure can kiss her own ass’ 032
GLaDOS. @neur0toxin.bsky.social · 19/12/2025{{ i love my GLaDOS so much. i've had her for like 2 hours and she's my favorite muse. 120
Reposted by GLaDOS.⠀ - 𝑅𝑂𝑍. ˊˎ- @wild-robot.bsky.social · 19/12/2025⚡KRACKO She straight up said Neurotoxin like it was normal I can’t 😭 022