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Nettle Nettle

@nettleperson.bsky.social
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nettle person they/them i don't know i just got here possible shitposting outlet 🔞 i will like and repost porn 🔞

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Nettle Nettle @nettleperson.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Might be my favorite depiction of these two
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Nettle Nettle @nettleperson.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
REAL
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Nettle Nettle @nettleperson.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
Store bought greenskins.
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Dyke Wolf @wifdog.bsky.social · 02/08/2026
Girl who pants like a dog when she jerks off
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Nettle Nettle @nettleperson.bsky.social · 26/07/2026
Kentucky fried desk.
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Nettle Nettle @nettleperson.bsky.social · 23/07/2026
"Are you sure you're really pondering the mysteries of The One, The Other and The Nothing - their erotic interplay, and their offspring, The Sense-impressions, The Paradoxes and The Whole Cosmos - or are you really just exhausted and on the verge of a depressive episode?" "Ma'am, this is a Wendy's"
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Nettle Nettle @nettleperson.bsky.social · 22/07/2026
following a horrible battle full of feral biting and scratching, you ransack my fanny-pack: Cola Bottle, plastic, 2 liter (empty) --- v: $0,5 --- q: 600
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Nettle Nettle @nettleperson.bsky.social · 22/07/2026
If fully grown cat then why small baby goo goo gaa gaa? Liberal.
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Nettle Nettle @nettleperson.bsky.social · 22/07/2026
Maybe all who wander are lost
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Nettle Nettle @nettleperson.bsky.social · 22/07/2026
emordnilap
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Nettle Nettle @nettleperson.bsky.social · 22/07/2026
superkraut
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Nettle Nettle @nettleperson.bsky.social · 22/07/2026
and then they maybe started shitposting again as a mild stress response but hey now they got pronies and a girlfriend
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Nettle Nettle @nettleperson.bsky.social · 25/06/2026
static.klipy.com
Yes
Alt: Sweaty Plankton from Spongebob saying "Yes!".
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Nettle Nettle @nettleperson.bsky.social · 24/06/2026
Breasts are awesome.
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Nettle Nettle @nettleperson.bsky.social · 18/06/2026
Interestingly enough, your favorite 1/3 is now my favorite 1/3
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Nettle Nettle @nettleperson.bsky.social · 11/06/2026
kryptonite pickles
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Nettle Nettle @nettleperson.bsky.social · 05/06/2026
Thank you so much, ive been thinking about your work lately, so im happy to see it on my feed again <3
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Nettle Nettle @nettleperson.bsky.social · 25/04/2026
Love this card
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Nettle Nettle @nettleperson.bsky.social · 23/04/2026
Those two really are a paradoxical and repulsive mixture. Prioritizing superficial orderliness over human welfare, and excusing a seemingly arbitrary amount of moral depravity, in the unchecked hunger for power. It is funny, because it really is the kind of greed they talk about in their Bible.
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Nettle Nettle @nettleperson.bsky.social · 15/04/2026
Newer fella, yet to use it, but I get a little smile when I think about it. Might use it in my Bhaal edh list
Quilled Greatwurm
{4}{G}{G}
Creature — Wurm

Trample

Whenever a creature you control deals combat damage during your turn, put that many +1/+1 counters on it. (It must survive to get the counters.)

You may cast this card from your graveyard by removing six counters from among creatures you control in addition to paying its other costs.

7/7
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Nettle Nettle @nettleperson.bsky.social · 09/04/2026
Thoughtpicker Witch {B}

Creature — Human Wizard

{1}, Sacrifice a creature: Look at the top two cards of target opponent’s library, then exile one of them.

“Once the brew gets the brains nice and pickled, they’re a lot easier to pick through.”
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Nettle Nettle @nettleperson.bsky.social · 30/03/2026
😍
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Anni Jyn @annijyn.com · 16/03/2026
massive pine cones bigger than my head
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Nettle Nettle @nettleperson.bsky.social · 10/03/2026
This would be insane aura to have on a playmat.
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Nettle Nettle @nettleperson.bsky.social · 27/02/2026
oh no how tragic, where?
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Nettle Nettle @nettleperson.bsky.social · 21/02/2026
Pencil drawing of a feminine monster with thick, course hair, monstrous clawed legs, wielding a stone axe, running and kicking up dust.
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Alex Jay Brady @alexjaybrady.bsky.social · 19/02/2026
I'm down to my last £100, Ive signed on for work in warehouses/factories or whatever to keep the lights on but it takes a while to organise, if you'd like to support my artwork here is my Patreon, cheers! patreon.com/c/AlexDuneBr...
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Nettle Nettle @nettleperson.bsky.social · 09/02/2026
ᵢ ₘₑₐₙ ₐ ₗᵢₜₜₗₑ ᵦᵢₜ ~
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Nettle Nettle @nettleperson.bsky.social · 31/01/2026
Photo of a cat, presumably in the midst of a nodding motion, so that the shutter speed of the camera makes it look like the cat has several sets of overlapping eyes
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Nettle Nettle @nettleperson.bsky.social · 31/01/2026
media.tenor.com
a stack of pancakes with the words on stacks on stacks on stacks
Alt: a stack of pancakes with the words on stacks on stacks on stacks
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Nettle Nettle @nettleperson.bsky.social · 31/01/2026
A richness of experience few can match
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Nettle Nettle @nettleperson.bsky.social · 29/01/2026
She is just like me~
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Nettle Nettle @nettleperson.bsky.social · 27/01/2026
Works, and i love people doing this kind of stuff with Grub. Ive been working with Grub, and either Demons or Dragons, along similar lines as this
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Nettle Nettle @nettleperson.bsky.social · 27/01/2026
I am healthier than ever, but a full night of sleep is pretty rare still. We carry so much, and night is when it comes out, all of the things we push down to get through the day
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Nettle Nettle @nettleperson.bsky.social · 21/01/2026
You definitely can, zamn
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Nettle Nettle @nettleperson.bsky.social · 21/01/2026
Love her dearly
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Nettle Nettle @nettleperson.bsky.social · 03/01/2026
Awooga (respectfully)
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Nettle Nettle @nettleperson.bsky.social · 03/01/2026
Time for the long road of healing, and all good wishes on that journey <3
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Nettle Nettle @nettleperson.bsky.social · 25/12/2025
Huge if true
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Nettle Nettle @nettleperson.bsky.social · 25/12/2025
Not gonna catch me then 🏃
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Nettle Nettle @nettleperson.bsky.social · 25/12/2025
larvitar card from ex dragon frontiers
larvitar card from ex dragon frontiers, but something is wrong...
perhaps something is hiding in the background?...
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Nettle Nettle @nettleperson.bsky.social · 18/12/2025
Hopemaxing.
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Nettle Nettle @nettleperson.bsky.social · 07/12/2025
This feels inspired <3
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Nettle Nettle @nettleperson.bsky.social · 07/12/2025
That's how it goes sometimes. Not surprising that nsfw art is eternally in high demand. I don't think there is anything wrong with it, and it certainly doesn't have to diminish the artistry of the smut, or of the sfw art, in contrast to each other. Being a good artist, like you, is multivalent <3
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Nettle Nettle @nettleperson.bsky.social · 26/11/2025
Sounds profoundly kissable (if want)
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Nettle Nettle @nettleperson.bsky.social · 24/11/2025
Me 😎
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Nettle Nettle @nettleperson.bsky.social · 23/11/2025
Pretty~
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Nettle Nettle @nettleperson.bsky.social · 18/11/2025
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Nettle Nettle @nettleperson.bsky.social · 11/11/2025
This flail is a mean bitch, and i love her
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Nettle Nettle @nettleperson.bsky.social · 10/11/2025
Source?...
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