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Nettle Behr | Leap-Frog

@nettlebehr.bsky.social
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I thought I would be a hero, turns out I’m just a lollipop’s worst nightmare. || Roleplay Account / OC / 23 y.o. ||

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Nettle Behr | Leap-Frog @nettlebehr.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
“Gotcha. No yellow, as much of any other color as I can get. Big Bird is safe for another day,” he muttered, faux seriousness tinging his voice. A few minutes later, he returned, pushing the door open with his hip. “Okay, I got you a few sandwiches, nuggets, and some barbecue chips.”
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Nettle Behr | Leap-Frog @nettlebehr.bsky.social · 29/06/2026
Nettle had felt helpless before… and it was not as bad as listening to Ash sob without a way to fix it. “What’re you hungry for? I’ll get you whatever you want.” Nettle took Cienn’s hand, giving it a soft squeeze before releasing it.
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Nettle Behr | Leap-Frog @nettlebehr.bsky.social · 27/06/2026
“I—. What the fuck am I supposed to do with these?”
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Nettle Behr | Leap-Frog @nettlebehr.bsky.social · 26/06/2026
+ close your eyes. Hallie sure isn’t going to be going anywhere,” he remarked, motioning with his head at the sleeping teen. “And I’ve got Ash. You’re good to rest.”
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Nettle Behr | Leap-Frog @nettlebehr.bsky.social · 26/06/2026
“Absolutely I would… especially because I know she wouldn’t be taking one that whole time.” He teased back, pulling his chair next to the bed with one hand while the other cradled Ash. Using his tongue, super as it may be, on hospital furniture did not sound like a great idea. “But you can +
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Nettle Behr | Leap-Frog @nettlebehr.bsky.social · 25/06/2026
+ Cienn’s side so he wasn’t hogging the baby.
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Nettle Behr | Leap-Frog @nettlebehr.bsky.social · 25/06/2026
“To be fair, none of us could jump in to help you with this one.” His daughter. A baby girl. Nothing but the people in this room mattered, and yet, looking down at that sleeping face… the world felt so much bigger and scarier now. “How’re you feeling… besides tired?” He’d ask, moving to +
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Nettle Behr | Leap-Frog @nettlebehr.bsky.social · 24/06/2026
“I—. Guess that makes sense. Thanks! Though, we should put him back. Lots of frogs will get too stressed to eat if you keep them.” He did his best to ignore that the frog had just peed on his hand. “But I’m definitely taking a selfie with the little guy… or girl. Wanna be in it?”
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Nettle Behr | Leap-Frog @nettlebehr.bsky.social · 22/06/2026
“Oh! Yeah, this day applies to me now! Thanks, I—! Frog!” He’s taking it carefully, looking it over. “Where did you find them?”
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Nettle Behr | Leap-Frog @nettlebehr.bsky.social · 27/05/2026
“I promise, anything you need, I’m here.” He held her close, leaning his head against hers. It was still unbelievable that they had met by chance in an alley… and now they were about to have a kid. They would be parents. “Our kid is gonna be such a weirdo.”
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Nettle Behr | Leap-Frog @nettlebehr.bsky.social · 18/05/2026
“Everything will be fine.” He reassured, moving to her side and pulling her close. “I promise.“ He didn’t even pretend to guess what worries were racing through her head. Inside, he gently rubbed her shoulders. “It’ll be okay.”
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Nettle Behr | Leap-Frog @nettlebehr.bsky.social · 26/04/2026
As the coin flipped through the air, Nettle stopped, letting it fall to the floor. “If we went to Central City, Cisco and Star Labs are close… if anything power-related happened. Just a thought.”
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Nettle Behr | Leap-Frog @nettlebehr.bsky.social · 24/04/2026
“Hey.” Hand on Cisco’s shoulder, Nettle leaned closer. “You have the most dad energy out of anyone I’ve ever met.”
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Nettle Behr | Leap-Frog @nettlebehr.bsky.social · 24/04/2026
It was difficult, trying to find the line between valid fears and outright paranoia. And Cienn… she had a lot more ghosts from her past, to no fault of her own. “I can do some research, see which is better? Or we can flip a coin.”
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Nettle Behr | Leap-Frog @nettlebehr.bsky.social · 23/04/2026
“You have no evidence.”
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Nettle Behr | Leap-Frog @nettlebehr.bsky.social · 23/04/2026
“I’d guess not Haven Lake,” he mused. As much fun as a post-apocalyptic place would be to try to receive medical care… “Metropolis?” Nicer city but… Brainiac could blow up half the city at any moment. “Or Central City?”
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Nettle Behr | Leap-Frog @nettlebehr.bsky.social · 23/04/2026
“It’s a practical skill. You can use it to pick up the remote when your fiancé isn’t looking.”
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Nettle Behr | Leap-Frog @nettlebehr.bsky.social · 23/04/2026
“I know. It’s just terrifying. Like, who is letting me be in charge of a person? I’m barely functioning as a human myself.”
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Nettle Behr | Leap-Frog @nettlebehr.bsky.social · 23/04/2026
“True.” God, he should really go back to school. He had a kid to take care of, to teach. “And yeah, definitely. Super badass.”
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Nettle Behr | Leap-Frog @nettlebehr.bsky.social · 23/04/2026
“All boobs are cool. ACAB.”
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Nettle Behr | Leap-Frog @nettlebehr.bsky.social · 23/04/2026
“….You wanna go there, VIBE?”
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Nettle Behr | Leap-Frog @nettlebehr.bsky.social · 23/04/2026
“Oh yeah. I can teach them how to do pull-ups with your tongue. A very important skill that everyone should know.”
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Nettle Behr | Leap-Frog @nettlebehr.bsky.social · 23/04/2026
He paused mid egg-crack, eyes wide as she mentioned contractions. Visibly relaxing, he nodded. “I guess you could try… but if something goes wrong, it’ll be past what the doctor’s can help with.” Did he want their kid’s first experience to be the dark? Would that have an effect?
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Nettle Behr | Leap-Frog @nettlebehr.bsky.social · 23/04/2026
“Technically, I was a human child and I took care of myself.” He pointed out, tapping a finger to his chin. “And I turned out decent… all things considered.”
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Nettle Behr | Leap-Frog @nettlebehr.bsky.social · 23/04/2026
“I can. I’m built different.” Built worse.
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Nettle Behr | Leap-Frog @nettlebehr.bsky.social · 23/04/2026
A dramatic sigh. “I suppose, since I’m just arm candy.” A small smirk slid onto his face as Cienn yawned. “You can take a nap, you know? I promise I can handle the stove.” A pause. “How’re you feeling?”
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Nettle Behr | Leap-Frog @nettlebehr.bsky.social · 23/04/2026
“There’s no time for breathing. Only prepping.”
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Nettle Behr | Leap-Frog @nettlebehr.bsky.social · 23/04/2026
“What if the baby is a spider… or a frog? I don’t know how to take care of a spider or a frog.”
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Nettle Behr | Leap-Frog @nettlebehr.bsky.social · 23/04/2026
“I’m panicking.”
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Nettle Behr | Leap-Frog @nettlebehr.bsky.social · 22/04/2026
“I feel like asking them if they want some is like asking a bee if it wants pollen. The answer is gonna be yes.” He followed her to the kitchen, motioning at a chair. “I’ll make it. You just relax. Let Iron Chef Frogger handle this.”
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Nettle Behr | Leap-Frog @nettlebehr.bsky.social · 22/04/2026
+ wounds. What sounds good?”
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Nettle Behr | Leap-Frog @nettlebehr.bsky.social · 22/04/2026
“I’ve been defeated by a bunch of wood and screws.” With a dramatic sigh, he leaned back against Cienn. “I’ll never be the father our child deserves.” Nettle stood, grunting as he let the tools drop by his feet. With a tilt of his head, he motioned towards the door. “Let’s go regroup and lick our +
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Nettle Behr | Leap-Frog @nettlebehr.bsky.social · 22/04/2026
“Listen, @cienn.sunder.my, I don’t think I can do this. I’ve tried and it’s just not working out. …. I think this changing table is impossible to put together.”
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Nettle Behr | Leap-Frog @nettlebehr.bsky.social · 23/02/2026
Do that and change your last name to Cars
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Nettle Behr | Leap-Frog @nettlebehr.bsky.social · 23/02/2026
Parker? I hardly know ‘er.
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Nettle Behr | Leap-Frog @nettlebehr.bsky.social · 22/02/2026
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𝐽𝑜𝑛𝑎𝑡ℎ𝑎𝑛 𝐾𝑒𝑛𝑡, 𝑆𝑢𝑝𝑒𝑟𝑚𝑎𝑛 @legacyofsteel.bsky.social · 20/02/2026
𝑌𝑜𝑢𝑟 ℎ𝑎𝑛𝑑𝑠 𝑝𝑟𝑜𝑡𝑒𝑐𝑡 𝑡ℎ𝑒 𝑓𝑙𝑎𝑚𝑒𝑠 𝐹𝑟𝑜𝑚 𝑡ℎ𝑒 𝑤𝑖𝑙𝑑 𝑤𝑖𝑛𝑑𝑠 𝑎𝑟𝑜𝑢𝑛𝑑 𝑦𝑜𝑢.
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Nettle Behr | Leap-Frog @nettlebehr.bsky.social · 17/02/2026
He grinned, offering a hand to the stranger. “Leap-Frog. That’s my code name, anyways. I wouldn’t turn down the discount though.”
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Nettle Behr | Leap-Frog @nettlebehr.bsky.social · 16/02/2026
“I am listening.” Neuron activated.
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Nettle Behr | Leap-Frog @nettlebehr.bsky.social · 16/02/2026
Vets when I bring in stray cats
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Nettle Behr | Leap-Frog @nettlebehr.bsky.social · 16/02/2026
“My culture is not your costume. But no, I would not. I want to get a backpack shaped like a frog. It’s be very helpful. No pockets in the suit.”
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Nettle Behr | Leap-Frog @nettlebehr.bsky.social · 16/02/2026
“Excuse you. Frog-Man was my father. Please, call me Frog-Man Jr.”
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Jericho Tjan @manualoverride.bsky.social · 16/02/2026
An RP bandwagon with a black background and silver lettering that reads: like this if you are okay with my character interacting with yours. Repost this if you are okay with being tagged in random posts by me.
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Nettle Behr | Leap-Frog @nettlebehr.bsky.social · 15/02/2026
Valentine’s is his favorite? That’s a doubly sad holiday to spend alone then.
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Nettle Behr | Leap-Frog @nettlebehr.bsky.social · 15/02/2026
The candy bar that bad?
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Nettle Behr | Leap-Frog @nettlebehr.bsky.social · 14/02/2026
@cienn.sunder.my When she’d get off work, there would be a vase of pale purple orchids, a pack of Twix sitting beside it. A note read, ‘Meet me at Château Noire. On Main and 6th. 6:00 PM.”
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Nettle Behr | Leap-Frog @nettlebehr.bsky.social · 13/02/2026
“What’s a TAR-DES?”
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Nettle Behr | Leap-Frog @nettlebehr.bsky.social · 12/02/2026
+ Nettle always and still did find all life important, something to be protected. Animals, as a duty. People, because people could change. He had to believe that.
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Nettle Behr | Leap-Frog @nettlebehr.bsky.social · 12/02/2026
+ to the funguses that are driving their populations down, making rats have cancer resistant cells, making people have a better quality of life… I dunno. Kinda feels like it falls in line with everything else, you know? Is that dumb?” If she read his thoughts, he was being honest. +
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Nettle Behr | Leap-Frog @nettlebehr.bsky.social · 12/02/2026
“I’ve wanted to be a biologist for as long as I could remember. So, I guess it’s some of that seeping through… and you’re probably not wrong. It wasn’t ever intentionally for that reason. But loving living things, you start to wonder how you could make life better for them. Making bats resistant+
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