ShordeeDoWhop @netta.bsky.social · 17hHe want me to be a stone cold stud so bad 😭😭 and boy gone! 😭😭😭😭😭 110
Reposted by ShordeeDoWhopI AM HIPPOLYTA 🔭🪐🛸👨🏾🚀🌌 @astromarvaroso.bsky.social · 18hDaggin that bull is INSANE. I hate us 😂😂😂😂😂😂 111
ShordeeDoWhop @netta.bsky.social · 18hA Que called me to talk shit about a friend this morning lmaooo I hate everybody. 100
ShordeeDoWhop @netta.bsky.social · 18h“Netta that man is a Kappa. He is not a victim.” 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😩 Everybody gotta leave me alone man 100
ShordeeDoWhop @netta.bsky.social · 19hChiron in Aries wraps up around bday season and thank you God. Wrap this shit up. 000
ShordeeDoWhop @netta.bsky.social · 06/10/2026I wanna be out of the homes period. I don’t want to hear these strange and bizarre convos anymore 😭😭😭 take us out the group chat. 000
Reposted by ShordeeDoWhopCornbread Countess @breadbae.blacksky.app · 06/10/2026Nig nogs think bc they got degrees they can look down on people. I’ll rip those papers up… as an academic. 121
ShordeeDoWhop @netta.bsky.social · 06/10/2026And ain’t! I wanna hear much less from the Black & Bougie crew. They’ve showed out all 2026. We’re done. 😭 130
Reposted by ShordeeDoWhopCornbread Countess @breadbae.blacksky.app · 06/10/2026I mean you not wrong lmao 111
ShordeeDoWhop @netta.bsky.social · 06/10/2026I said earlier on the bird app that Black academics need to be banned from podcast mics and then they tried to jump me from their ivory towers. Hol up. It never gave jump. 😂😂😂😂😂static.klipy.comGirls Fighting in StreetALT: Girls Fighting in Street 250
ShordeeDoWhop @netta.bsky.social · 06/10/2026esp after reading people’s replies on Twitter earlier. Yep. Ppl are saying they won’t call it anything but a “respiratory virus”. When I got tested I was negative for everything - lungs were fucked up. I think it’s the same play. 001
ShordeeDoWhop @netta.bsky.social · 05/10/2026That shit already here 😭 They’ve been calling it just a respiratory infection here but nah… this that shit again 😭😭 111
ShordeeDoWhop @netta.bsky.social · 05/10/2026A man just told my cousin from New Orleans “I want some of that Cajun cake” and sir it is 9:51am. 😭😭 010
ShordeeDoWhop @netta.bsky.social · 03/10/2026My brother is calling me saying our grandmother is looking for me like I’m lost. I’m calling one of our younger brother tryna find him. Why everybody in the Johnson klan MIA today 😭😭😭 including me omgstatic.klipy.comExcited Puppet with Open MouthALT: Excited Puppet with Open Mouth 010
ShordeeDoWhop @netta.bsky.social · 03/10/2026Omgggg and the older folks love calling somebody a “lil stud” 💀💀😂 We are so damn funny. 010
Reposted by ShordeeDoWhopDjinn Jerrell @brosninja.bsky.social · 03/10/2026I very much prefer it to the other term, bc it's so distinctly Black, like "Stud" 🤣 111
ShordeeDoWhop @netta.bsky.social · 03/10/2026My friend, one of the gorls, just asked me if I been “daggin that bull lately” instead of just asking if I met a nice lady recently & I am 💀💀💀💀💀 He is such an ol school gay. Because “bull dagger” in any variation sends me every time. 😭 210
ShordeeDoWhop @netta.bsky.social · 03/10/2026Yessssssss. Yearn.static.klipy.comThe Office: Woman Holding 'HOT' SignALT: The Office: Woman Holding 'HOT' Sign 000
ShordeeDoWhop @netta.bsky.social · 03/10/2026If my bestie doesn’t throw a nye party this year now that I’m home - I’m on his ass 😭 010
ShordeeDoWhop @netta.bsky.social · 03/10/2026Lmaoooo I mean if I’m him and I’m looking through the Rolodex I understand why he thinks is an oasis. But NO SOUP FOR YOU!!static.klipy.comForrest Gump (Tom Hanks) Waves HelloALT: Forrest Gump (Tom Hanks) Waves Hello 010
ShordeeDoWhop @netta.bsky.social · 03/10/2026This really how ppl end up hurt. If I was a silly ass woman, his wife would be in for a world of trouble because I genuinely have no idea how you walk away from that heavy situation. Nah. You made that large bed. Get your big ass in it. 110
ShordeeDoWhop @netta.bsky.social · 03/10/2026Omggggg I remember that episode. He was SO perplexed lmfao (and she did look old as hell) 000
Reposted by ShordeeDoWhopDon Gigante @onefiftyone.bsky.social · 03/10/2026That shits gonna echo in their mind lmao. Like on that tattoo show, when buddy asked why old girl was 25 & looked 45 😂 102
ShordeeDoWhop @netta.bsky.social · 03/10/2026How a man who had zero children when I dealt with him thinks l’ll want his cheating married ass now that he has THREEEEE is beyond me 😭 And you balding now. I had you when you were hot. 130
ShordeeDoWhop @netta.bsky.social · 03/10/2026Right now in Tennessee there’s an ex who would love for me to unblock his very married ass so we can “work it out” 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭 121
ShordeeDoWhop @netta.bsky.social · 03/10/2026He lyin to meeee Im lyin to him! 🥰🥰 music.apple.com/us/album/b-a...music.apple.comB.A.S. (feat. Kyle Richh) by Megan Thee Stallion on Apple MusicSong · 2024 · Duration 3:26 000
ShordeeDoWhop @netta.bsky.social · 03/10/2026I had to name my money, baby? I WOULD CALL IT LONGGGG 🤑🤑🤑🤑 000
ShordeeDoWhop @netta.bsky.social · 03/10/2026WAY THIS NIGHT GOING? I WONT MAKE IT HOME 😝 music.apple.com/us/album/way...music.apple.comWay Too Gone (feat. Future) by Jeezy on Apple MusicSong · 2011 · Duration 4:47 120
ShordeeDoWhop @netta.bsky.social · 03/10/2026I’m so terrible. Turned around and looked this old looking young person right in the face. 😩😩😩😩😩 Jesus pls intervene 😭😭😭😭😭😭😩 030
ShordeeDoWhop @netta.bsky.social · 03/10/2026I’m ready to run the hell out this establishment lmaooooo this can’t be how yall talk to each other Jesus 💀💀😭😭 000
ShordeeDoWhop @netta.bsky.social · 03/10/2026Hey man. Just overheard “I’m not old, I’m older than you. And you look older than me.” And I had to turn around… the person talking was not lying. Idk why lil Benjamin Button started with this lady but I can’t believe my ears 😭😭😭static.klipy.comIshowspeed DeglovingALT: Ishowspeed Degloving 191
ShordeeDoWhop @netta.bsky.social · 03/10/2026La la laaa laa laaaaaa 😊static.klipy.comKelis Sips MilkshakeALT: Kelis Sips Milkshake 010
Reposted by ShordeeDoWhopKaren Attiah @karenattiah.bsky.social · 02/10/2026Today, 8 years ago, my friend, Saudi Journalist and Washington Post columnist Jamal Khashoggi was murdered. 238101983244
ShordeeDoWhop @netta.bsky.social · 02/10/2026& they’re like - it’s better than yours 😝 I can teach you, but I’d have to charge. music.apple.com/us/album/mil...music.apple.comMilkshake by Kelis on Apple MusicSong · 2003 · Duration 3:02 030
ShordeeDoWhop @netta.bsky.social · 02/10/2026My great granny loved Tina Turner and so does my grandmother, so did my mom and I absolutely adored the lady like we happened to know her when I was growing up. So many keys in her music and life story. 110
ShordeeDoWhop @netta.bsky.social · 02/10/2026Open up your heart and lemme instatic.klipy.comAnchorman: Come Hug Me! (Will Ferrell)ALT: Anchorman: Come Hug Me! (Will Ferrell) 000
ShordeeDoWhop @netta.bsky.social · 02/10/2026Something about authority - seems to bring out the bad in me 😈 110
ShordeeDoWhop @netta.bsky.social · 02/10/2026I confess, I’m a fool for men with a clever mind. But your intellect ain’t no match for this heart of mine. 😘 110
ShordeeDoWhop @netta.bsky.social · 02/10/2026I’m just using my female attraction … on a typical male 🤭😊 music.apple.com/us/album/typ...music.apple.comTypical Male (12” Dance Mix) [2022 Remaster] by Tina Turner on Apple MusicSong · 1986 · Duration 7:06 110
Reposted by ShordeeDoWhopZodi Addams 🍁☕️🎃 @zodi777.blacksky.app · 01/10/2026My fried fish levels are critically low. 😩 086
ShordeeDoWhop @netta.bsky.social · 30/09/2026My favorite customers when I worked at Sprint were all the people who weren’t afraid of the dark. The stripper girlies and the drug dealers alllwwaaaays had cash. The phone was always upgraded, they needed all the things. I loved to work with them. 010
ShordeeDoWhop @netta.bsky.social · 30/09/2026Being a woman on the way to divorce is so fun. Men who stay in the world of BM/BD dynamics can’t relate to shit I got going on. Immediately x’d out for anything serious. I imagine it’s a mirror they don’t encounter often but I’m not scared to ask. 000
