Reposted by @netritus.bsky.social

*After being given a thorough explanation of asexuality*
Alastor:
Alastor: OHHHHHHH
*teleports to cannibal town*
Alastor: HAHAHA, ACE IN THE HOLE, ROSIE MY DEAR YOU ARE TOO MUCH HAHAHA!!
Rosie: Alastor sweetie that was two seasons ago