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Mark Essen

@nessekram.bsky.social
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Mark Essen @nessekram.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Can anyone name an ed Sheeran song?
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Mark Essen @nessekram.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
To live alone is one thing to be left alone is entirely another matter
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Mark Essen @nessekram.bsky.social · 18/09/2025
Been told I'm at the bit in my career where I'm waiting to be "rediscovered"
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Mark Essen @nessekram.bsky.social · 24/08/2025
8 hours labour, 8 hours putting flags up lampposts, 8 hours rest.
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Mark Essen @nessekram.bsky.social · 18/06/2025
I've got that headache from PE
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Mark Essen @nessekram.bsky.social · 18/05/2025
D.Y.I.A.T (do your ideas another time.
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Mark Essen @nessekram.bsky.social · 18/05/2025
If you hit a wrong note, it’s the next note that you play that determines if it’s good or bad.
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Mark Essen @nessekram.bsky.social · 13/04/2025
Artists are now acting like independent coffee shops all which all have their slightly different nuances. Look at me selling at you because what you want I have, I'm slightly different than the other coffee shop down the road but similar enough you won't get scared. Pair me, group me, thrill me.
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Mark Essen @nessekram.bsky.social · 11/04/2025
It hurts to quit and it hurts to carry on.
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Mark Essen @nessekram.bsky.social · 10/04/2025
London full of new balance mums today, Ha-LO! How are you?
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Mark Essen @nessekram.bsky.social · 10/04/2025
Just remembered the time I was 18-19 and dreamt of being one of those no brake bicycle couriers in London.
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Mark Essen @nessekram.bsky.social · 06/04/2025
Can someone write something relevant on the current relationship between Degrowth to De-Globalization
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Mark Essen @nessekram.bsky.social · 03/04/2025
Am I the only person in the world who's really not interested in Ed Atkins.
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Mark Essen @nessekram.bsky.social · 02/04/2025
if you get interviewed as an artist you should answer all questions with a question, but if you're going for a job you really shouldn't do that.
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Mark Essen @nessekram.bsky.social · 01/04/2025
Gen z calling April fools day misinformation day 😆
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Mark Essen @nessekram.bsky.social · 01/04/2025
Arranging books by colour is a hate crime
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Mark Essen @nessekram.bsky.social · 30/03/2025
If you love your mum so much why don't you marry them.
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Mark Essen @nessekram.bsky.social · 24/03/2025
I chose a good day to stare at the sun all day
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Mark Essen @nessekram.bsky.social · 23/03/2025
Idea for a film called "it's no one's birthday" A conceptual artist has an idea to meet a person born on each day of the year. Until they struggle to find anyone born on one particular date. After this goes viral on the internet it builds a cult following until someone finds a person born on that
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Mark Essen @nessekram.bsky.social · 23/03/2025
Put all influencers on a higher tax rate.
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Mark Essen @nessekram.bsky.social · 23/03/2025
Please don't invite me to your event if it contains the following, clay, prosecco and fun.
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Mark Essen @nessekram.bsky.social · 19/03/2025
I saw our neighbour walking a dog. They don't have a dog so I asked if it was a new acquisition, She turned to me and said no, it's a Frenchie.
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Mark Essen @nessekram.bsky.social · 16/03/2025
Being bullied by my rear windscreen wiper.
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Mark Essen @nessekram.bsky.social · 15/03/2025
Going to start a novelty mug company to keep me afloat, it's sad and lonely but that's the target audience.
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Mark Essen @nessekram.bsky.social · 15/03/2025
I need to ask artists who's bankrolling you? Like seriously.
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Mark Essen @nessekram.bsky.social · 13/03/2025
I'm pretty sure when I went to the Vatican they had IKEA running their gift shop.
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Mark Essen @nessekram.bsky.social · 13/03/2025
Seriously thinking of setting up an MA called "Correspondence aesthetics" the whole course will last 24 hours and will cost a competitive rate of £9k per student, anyone with me?
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Mark Essen @nessekram.bsky.social · 12/03/2025
1995,2005,2015 and now 2025 all those years had uncomfortable edges.
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Mark Essen @nessekram.bsky.social · 12/03/2025
Told someone today they go on holiday more than judith chalmers, a big mistake. They couldn't even understand the concept of a travel programme on TV.
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Mark Essen @nessekram.bsky.social · 11/03/2025
Trying to work out what's worse, applying for an open exhibition or being rejected from one.
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Mark Essen @nessekram.bsky.social · 09/03/2025
JD Vance is younger than me. FML
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Mark Essen @nessekram.bsky.social · 06/03/2025
I've dedicated my whole life to art and all I have to show for it is a puddle of depression.
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Mark Essen @nessekram.bsky.social · 06/03/2025
Is anyone working in the arts at the moment doing well?
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Mark Essen @nessekram.bsky.social · 05/03/2025
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Mark Essen @nessekram.bsky.social · 05/03/2025
Local corner shop selling bread 5 days out of date, I told the cashier who told me "well don't buy it then" I said well I won't they replied "so what's your problem?" I said you're selling bread out of date they then shouted at me "WELL DON'T BUY IT THEN"
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Mark Essen @nessekram.bsky.social · 04/03/2025
Having a 5 year gap on your CV is ok yeah?
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Mark Essen @nessekram.bsky.social · 03/03/2025
the midlands art centre public wifi has banned the national lottery website.
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Mark Essen @nessekram.bsky.social · 02/03/2025
Why does the brain remember something it's forgotten but it doesn't know what it's forgotten about. That's fucked up
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Mark Essen @nessekram.bsky.social · 01/03/2025
If I ever get reincarnated I'd be a photocopier and I'll tell you this I'm going to fuck you up.
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Mark Essen @nessekram.bsky.social · 27/02/2025
Was told that the teaching of feminism on fine art degree courses could amount to extremism.
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Mark Essen @nessekram.bsky.social · 26/02/2025
Sometimes I just want to make and hone my craft, is that too much to ask?
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Mark Essen @nessekram.bsky.social · 22/02/2025
Types of dad, 6 music, moby, Coldplay, patagonia, home brew, cycle mas, cycle bore, cocksure
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Mark Essen @nessekram.bsky.social · 22/02/2025
How do I compose drafts on this app cos I'm going to get in some trouble.
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Mark Essen @nessekram.bsky.social · 22/02/2025
Triangle plates? What kind of a prick are you?
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Mark Essen @nessekram.bsky.social · 22/02/2025
If you ever see me eating baked beans and porridge get the message, I'm in a bad fucking mood.
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Mark Essen @nessekram.bsky.social · 17/02/2025
Why does between 2019 and 2025 feel like some massive effort justification, feeling a discomfort between wide parameters of social cohesion.
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Mark Essen @nessekram.bsky.social · 16/02/2025
Just think that for posh people everyday is a Sunday.
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Mark Essen @nessekram.bsky.social · 16/02/2025
Overhead in Tesco someone described walkers baked crisps as woke, this country is on its knees.
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Mark Essen @nessekram.bsky.social · 14/02/2025
The three rolls of life, toilet, kitchen and sausage.
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Mark Essen @nessekram.bsky.social · 14/02/2025
The internal pain of finding out an artist is much younger than you.
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