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Nessa Gray

@nessagray.bsky.social
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Nessa Gray @nessagray.bsky.social · 3h
Also, it doesn’t look like an E-type, it looks like a sci-fi XJS but somehow worse.
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Nessa Gray @nessagray.bsky.social · 7h
I lived in Eastlake, right near a bar with an outside patio, and it was THE BEST THING ABOUT THE NEIGHBORHOOD! Seriously what’s the matter with these people?
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Nessa Gray @nessagray.bsky.social · 8h
Fuckin legend
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Nessa Gray @nessagray.bsky.social · 8h
The dream
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Nessa Gray @nessagray.bsky.social · 8h
I have thoughts about this but I just can’t do the discourse.
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Nessa Gray @nessagray.bsky.social · 11h
Thank you, hopefully this is less than horrible
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Nessa Gray @nessagray.bsky.social · 12h
Last night I accepted a new position I’m very excited about. Today I have to give notice and woooooo boy am I dreading it. Ok, lots of coffee, we can do this.
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Nessa Gray @nessagray.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
It’s giving Blade Runner Dodge Magnum
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Nessa Gray @nessagray.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Centrist Democrat, so a Seattle republican
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Nessa Gray @nessagray.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
I’m so glad I have no idea what this is in reference too. Like omg the relief is palpable.
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Nessa Gray @nessagray.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Also just from an argument standpoint, fuckin what? Was there a point in there or is she just rambling into irrelevant space?
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Nessa Gray @nessagray.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
In case you were wondering
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Nessa Gray @nessagray.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Skill issue
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Nessa Gray @nessagray.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
I adore reading old technical publications just for these kind of “wtf that’s where that comes from?” discoveries. Please share more haha
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Nessa Gray @nessagray.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Service advisor at the local Toyota dealer who got tired of the floaty disconnected ride of the contemporary Toyotas and bought himself a Honda. The guys in the shop got to teasing him so he added the Toyota badge to get back in their good graces 
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Nessa Gray @nessagray.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
So now for the fun part, we need to come up with a story that explains the presence of a Toyota sticker on a Honda car (I prefer something more fun than “this person just likes bullshit stickers” )
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Nessa Gray @nessagray.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Naaaaaah it was too obvious. If it said Volvo or something you would have seen it for sure.
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Nessa Gray @nessagray.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
I mean, a camary or accord of that era are so similar I could see it just blending together. Haha
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Nessa Gray @nessagray.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
The 25th badge is from Toyota.
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Nessa Gray @nessagray.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
I might use it if I was declining a prospective client.
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Nessa Gray @nessagray.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
I can’t speak to other fields but I can decode this for legal for you. Best regards: formal professional email All the best: friendly professional (a client you like, good news, something like that) Best: a little cunty but still keeping it professional Regards: “bitch you heard me”
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Nessa Gray @nessagray.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Ohhhh that first one with the lime bike is nice!
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Nessa Gray @nessagray.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
static.klipy.com
Robot Futurama
ALT: Robot Futurama
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Nessa Gray @nessagray.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
But Reddit told me “sEAttlE iS DYiNg”
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Nessa Gray @nessagray.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
“Failed to steal a pocket pussy” is such a hilarious burn. Put that on his fucking grave stone.
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Nessa Gray @nessagray.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
You heard the Pope, fuck the bots, let’s make art.
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Nessa Gray @nessagray.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Nah, the car fits the weeks groceries just fine and the two miles round trip is inconsequential from a cost and hassle perspective.
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Nessa Gray @nessagray.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
The car gets about 3k a year, mostly on weekends and the occasional run to the grocery store. I use the bus for anything reasonably convenient and commuting.
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Nessa Gray @nessagray.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
I love this kind of ultra specific pet peeve.
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Nessa Gray @nessagray.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
I had to see it, now so do you.
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Nessa Gray @nessagray.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Every fucking time
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Nessa Gray @nessagray.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
The real winner was the shitty camera we found along the way
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Nessa Gray @nessagray.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
The other two have names?
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Nessa Gray @nessagray.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
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Nessa Gray @nessagray.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
I wonder if the electric version makes the same little chime when it pulls a BMW and breaks catastrophically the day after the warranty runs out? They could remix it ya know, make it an electronica version maybe.
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Nessa Gray @nessagray.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Hell yeah!
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Nessa Gray @nessagray.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Get some of the reflex 110 slide film while you can. It’s e100 in a 3d printed cartridge and it’s rad!
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Nessa Gray @nessagray.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
I ride the bus to work, in downtown, on third Ave, at the scary stop, almost every day. It’s fine. People watching videos with the audio on is a bigger issue than the “scary violent bus people”. The bs news is lying to you. #seattle #transit
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Nessa Gray @nessagray.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Ass shits indeed
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Nessa Gray @nessagray.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
When I was a full time artist I worked on stuff that paid the bills 11 months of the year and took one month for the work I wanted to do. Now I have an office job and work on my passion projects year round. It’s got perks
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Nessa Gray @nessagray.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Also, my half frames print at the max size of my printer, how big do ya actually need?
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Nessa Gray @nessagray.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
It really is just about perfect.
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Nessa Gray @nessagray.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Yes, did it last year, it’s lovely
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Nessa Gray @nessagray.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Mmmmmkay
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Nessa Gray @nessagray.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Museum of Jurassic technology, Philippe’s for a French dip (since Cole’s closed), and drive Angeles crest hwy. When are you in town?
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Nessa Gray @nessagray.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
WILL YOU TRADE FOR AN XBOX?
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Nessa Gray @nessagray.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Oh no! Anyway…
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Nessa Gray @nessagray.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
That second half kinda caught me by surprise.
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Nessa Gray @nessagray.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
I was selling a bicycle. A guy messaged me to ask if I would do partial trade for his Nissan GTR. A bicycle
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Nessa Gray @nessagray.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
I have heated grips but my hands still freeze. I need to either get better gloves or start adding heated gear
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