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@nesbutt.bsky.social
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Free Palestine 🍉 Trans Rights 🏳️‍⚧️ My name is Nesbitt, but Neb is fine. Stay-At-Home Dad to a rapidly expanding toddler. I COYS, but I COYS against my better judgement 🐓⚽️ (He/They/Just Don’t Call Me Late To Dinner)

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Nesbutt @nesbutt.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
He just sorta morphed into the Gilbert Gottfried smoke detector huh
The smoke detector with a face from those 90s PSAs
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Nesbutt @nesbutt.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Holy SHIT Intellisearch in Davinci Resolve is the truth. It takes ages to scan everything but I can type in the most specific shit and it'll find it.
Typing "figurine" into Davinci Resolve's Intellisearch and that shit finds it.
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Nesbutt @nesbutt.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Holy shit Joe Wilkinson is an absolute poster's poster.
Tweet from Joe Wilkinson 

What I admire most andy murray's mum is that she still insists that
she doesn't have a favourite ??
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Nesbutt @nesbutt.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
STRENGTHS
-It's a great pun
-those quarter notes will look so great, kind of a visual pun
-we as a society need more music-based clothing options
CHALLENGES
-Typing # takes time because it's not labeled on a keyboard and you have to hit some really weird stuff to do it.
-Actually you could probably do a # for sharp
-I guess there are no challenges after all
IDEA RATING
5 out of 5
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Nesbutt @nesbutt.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
I have a running doc in my phone for inventions/business ideas I come up with while high.
B-#
FACTS
-A logo for a company called B-Sharp
-It's B-sharp like the musical note
-Pun on "Be Sharp"
-Fashion related I guess?
-Men's Big and Tall suits most likely??
-Keyboard tie like thing, music based clothes
-Maybe market towards middle school music teachers and band directors
-The B has a double-quarter note as the
holes in the B
-The sharp sign acts as QR code that sends you to our store
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Nesbutt @nesbutt.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
A deep fried adjacent meme featuring lots of science book images. The text reads “You are now manually controlling all of your bodily processes
Good luck”
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Nesbutt @nesbutt.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Even while going through apparent Hellraiser-esque abuse, it's gotta hit us with the ole "it's not just x, it's y."
The outputs from this, uhh, text adventure game that I saw in the few minutes of
watching the site are relatively mundane, and consist of the LLMs outputting
things like "I'm sorry, but I can't continue like this. The weight of the signal is
unbearable. It's not just the physical pain, but the mental toll.
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Nesbutt @nesbutt.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Sonic the Hedgehog upon hearing they suck on chili dogs in Indiana
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Nesbutt @nesbutt.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
He wants them dang chaos emeralds
Dr eggman in profile pointing aggressively.
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Nesbutt @nesbutt.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Rich people think life = spreadsheet. Life is Guernica by Picasso.
Guernica by Picasso. A monochromatic piece of art that is a bunch of people and animals and things kinda freaking out.
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Nesbutt @nesbutt.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Someone read Lord of the Flies and was like "That would be a bitchin tv show"
The logo for Kid Nation
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Nesbutt @nesbutt.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Have gone through Stephen Fry’s Odyssey and Mythos and am now onto Heroes. He has really expanded his range of accents for this one. Hearing Neil Warnock (Perseus) chatting with Rob Brydon (Andromeda) is a delight.
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Nesbutt @nesbutt.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Enschittened
Enlightened right above Schitts Creek
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Nesbutt @nesbutt.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Me playing Clair Obscur: Why'd they make all the white guys look the same? White guys:
Pep Guardiola and Enzo Maresca both looking fucking identical in a youtube thumbnail for Man City being found guilty of being big ole cheats.
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Nesbutt @nesbutt.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Y'all it's raining England and Wales out here
A doppler radar image over the Research Triangle in north carolina. It's vaguely shaped like the UK
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Nesbutt @nesbutt.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Textbook “would feel really good for a second” situation
An old timey illustration of a dude getting pulled apart by horses
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Nesbutt @nesbutt.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Hard. Things that captured my imagination and fostered creativity as a child. Half Life 2 and Majora completely blew my mind for the medium. Dirt Rally and Dark Souls made me strive to git gud at something crushingly difficult. FIFA I hate because it’s closely tied to my depression.
My 9 favorite games half-life two the legend of Zelda majora‘s mask dark souls 3 punch out dance dance Revolution dirt rally super Mario RPG legend of the seven stars warriorware touched in FIFA 11 
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Nesbutt @nesbutt.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
It came to me in a dream
PEGI 18

but it says pegging.info at the bottom
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Nesbutt @nesbutt.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Just had a good idea, gotta write this down

The next morning: “WHEN THE GLOVE” written on a sheet of paper
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Nesbutt @nesbutt.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
A policy choice in the video game Frostpunk where you can start putting sawdust in the food to make it more filling
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Nesbutt @nesbutt.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
It's my daughter's 3rd birthday, so to celebrate keeping a child alive for 3 years, I made a slurmcore remix of The Bay by Metronomy.
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Nesbutt @nesbutt.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
On the one hand, this stuff is pretty expensive but on the other hand, it’s really gross.
Liquid Death energy drink can. It’s pretty gross, thought you can’t tell that by looking at it.
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Nesbutt @nesbutt.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Logging off.
The same photo as before, but the chicken has sad closed human eyes and there's a depressed anime overlay
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Nesbutt @nesbutt.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Logging on.
A rooster anxiously stares at a tottenham hotspur branded laptop at a wooden table with a phone
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Nesbutt @nesbutt.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
so let it be known, as brave iain knelt down and spake into the fertile earth, the depths of his hatred sprouted black wings and burst forth as a great plague upon this land
Iain manifesting on the timeline.

Text:
iainham iainspur but spookier @iain.coys.social • 1h
My favorite genre of online post is This Product Was Released 17 Years
Ago Today!
So, let's celebrate a forgettable piece of disposable consumerism on a
year which isn't even a milestone?
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iainham iainspur but spookier @iain.coys.social • 47m
See also: it's the 33 anniversary of this Spurs match! So?
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Quest 64 Official @quest64official.bsky.social • 47m
September 14 1999, Mario Golf debuted on the N64 in PAL territories!
Nintendo brought in developer Camelot Software to make RPGs but they
wanted to start with a simpler game first, thus making this banger!
They would also use RPG elements in Mario Golf for Game Boy Color
less than 2 months later!
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Nesbutt @nesbutt.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Everyone: maybe don’t show your whole ass on the Internet This guy:
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Nesbutt @nesbutt.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
It feels like this is about the historical treatment of Tottenham
A meme from r/shrimptank

STOP THEM!
"You missed your chance, pal!"
"Their filthy Water"
Our blessed Ground"
If you see a Horrid Beast evolving, PUSH IT BACK IN

A hand and spears are holding a shrimp at bay on the bank of our holy terra firma
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Nesbutt @nesbutt.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
Game’s gone innit
Pending VAR - goal for Bournemouth alert on FotMob
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Nesbutt @nesbutt.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
Roy Hodgson leaning in to give King Charles a lil kiss
George Bush being informed another plane has struck the towers , but in magic marker
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Nesbutt @nesbutt.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
Darrell Waltrip Boogity Boogity Boogitying Let's Go Lifetouch Boys
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Nesbutt @nesbutt.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
Seeing a lot of those DLSS5 videos and suprise surprise, everything looks samey and uncanny and bad. Weird and gross with diffused lighting. Like cranking the clarity and texture sliders all the way up in Lightroom.
kYohNuu rEEvi3s in Cyberpunk 2077. It's a DLSS5 neural rendering thing and it looks really profoundly upsetting. Like in that era of PES where they just put a picture of a player's face as a texture on the head. Super yucky. The most disgusting version of Idris Elba created by science. Another DLSS5 monstrosity. I genuinely don't have words. He's in cyberpunk 2077 looking like a haunted pile of lunch meat crammed into a shirt. Some fellas from Grand Theft Auto 5 looking deeply grotesque thanks to Nvidia's groundbreaking DLSS5.
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Nesbutt @nesbutt.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
He had to defend the honor of ole blue eyes
Attention to these killings in response peaked on May 29, 2007, when 29-year-old Romy Baligula was shot dead by bouncer guard Robilito Ortega at a bar in San Mateo, Rizal.
The bouncer had stated that he was prompted to kill Romy using his service weapon, a .38 caliber pistol, when Romy accidentally went off key while singing "My Way" and struggled to get back on track.?l
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Nesbutt @nesbutt.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
2020s Delta Integrale you mean?
A Lancia Delta Integrale. A fun lil rally car from the 90s.
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Nesbutt @nesbutt.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
Our top scientists have created a visualization using the most cutting edge technology.
I photoshopped jurgen klopp's teeth into andoni iraola's mouth. He looks like a million bucks in an eldritch horror sorta way.
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Nesbutt @nesbutt.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
Should’ve started with this one
The original Milwaukee bucks logo. A deer serving cunt sitting on the logo wearing a slutty sweater.
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Nesbutt @nesbutt.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
The old Charlotte hornets logo vs new one. It used to be a cute little dopey bug wearing shoes holding a basketball. Now it’s an angry fucking beast that wants to kill your whole family.
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Nesbutt @nesbutt.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
Or like any American sports team logo update.
Milwaukee bucks logo going from a morally neutral buck to one which wants to kill your whole fucking family.
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Nesbutt @nesbutt.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
Which should dovetail nicely with my theory of how deep we’re into fascism based on the design of the Subaru Outback.
1999 Subaru Outback next to a pond. It’s a fun and inviting station wagon with nice smooth curves.A 2026 Subaru Outback. It’s a harsh and evil looking urban assault vehicle. You do not have “fun” in this vehicle. It is for domination, nothing more.
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Nesbutt @nesbutt.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
Sloppily eating this big ass burrito from chipotle got me feelin like Cronus
The painting Saturn Devouring His Son
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Nesbutt @nesbutt.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
I’m in painting hell. We are painting our kitchen super unhinged. I’m not happy with the colors basically anything about it. I wanna do stencils on the doors but can’t figure out what. Thinking mushrooms or flowers or something. Fuck what am I doing
A simply ludicrous looking kitchen cabinet array. Dark teal and light blues with a random maroon thrown in over a yellow frame.
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Nesbutt @nesbutt.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
The Alien vs Predator poster with the greatest tagline: Whoever wins... we lose.
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Nesbutt @nesbutt.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
If it looks like this on your wall, that's nicotine
Nicotine tar sweating down a wall. It's really gross brown sludge
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Nesbutt @nesbutt.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
Post something random, or you’ll have an awful September.
The meme of the white lady with all the ultra white baby names on a chalk board but it’s an orc woman with a chalk board with LokTar, Neeul, Garegh, and Koochie crossed out before deciding on Gouljahr. All the names have a shit load of apostrophes and it’s very hard to type on my phone.
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Nesbutt @nesbutt.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
I know he’s expensive, but I think he’s the final piece of the jigsaw for our attack this season.
Some kind of paint or something called Romabio in big 5 gallon containers
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Nesbutt @nesbutt.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
Jeez Louise!
A person with long dark hair and a striped sweater stands on the shore of Lake Louise, a giant aquamarine lake surrounded by big ass mountains. It is quite hazy, probably due to the wildfires.
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Nesbutt @nesbutt.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
We finally made it.
Me and my sweet little child smiling in front of the Canadian Rockies. She’s in a back carrier and her face is my face.
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Nesbutt @nesbutt.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
You know it's chatgpt when you get such illuminating sentences as "Why build a team when you can just buy one?"
A post by some slop account pretending to be the premier league official account. 

"De Zerbi's spending spree shows no signs of stopping-Tottenham now
eye a £65m star as they also line up Man City duo Marmoush and
Savinho. Because why build a team when you can just buy one?
#PremierLeague #Tottenham #EPL #Transfers #Football"
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Nesbutt @nesbutt.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
Fun update, the flight has been delayed an additional 2 hours at least because of a very fun reason.
An update from Air Canada on my flight:

This flight is delayed because we need to source a stand-by aircraft to operate this flight.
Stand-by aircraft delays can happen when the aircraft scheduled for your flight needs to be changed,
but our backup aircrafts are already in use. Learn more about your rights
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Nesbutt @nesbutt.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
Time for a literal root and branch review.
A shop in an airport called Root & Branch. It is entirely unremarkable.
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Nesbutt @nesbutt.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
It’s been hours since the last bomba…
Howl from Howl’s Moving Castle turning into depressed goo because his hair isn’t blond anymore. Sophie and Markl are pushing him to the bathtub.
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