Elon Musty -Verificado 🥑 @neruda1952.bsky.social · 07/10/2026He’s more grizzled now but I’ll never forget when he slayed this snootermodel pose (even the pineapple and @darthbluesky.bsky.social took notice) 030
Elon Musty -Verificado 🥑 @neruda1952.bsky.social · 02/10/2026@darthbluesky.bsky.social The face I make when my friends and I just sat down and the server says they’re out of fries 000
Elon Musty -Verificado 🥑 @neruda1952.bsky.social · 02/10/2026A Portrait of the Gentleman in the Fall Sun 000
Elon Musty -Verificado 🥑 @neruda1952.bsky.social · 30/09/2026Is there a Seattle-based contractor who specializes in Indy-sized widows’ walks? She needs a place to look out for her sea captain, Ned! 140
Elon Musty -Verificado 🥑 @neruda1952.bsky.social · 27/09/2026“Could you get me some cheese, I need it to keep up with Darby” 080
Elon Musty -Verificado 🥑 @neruda1952.bsky.social · 22/09/2026“My human’s groans at your pun woke me up, Ned!” 1110
Elon Musty -Verificado 🥑 @neruda1952.bsky.social · 16/09/2026Mmmm, yes, the roasted drumsticks with carrot is delicious 5903
Elon Musty -Verificado 🥑 @neruda1952.bsky.social · 12/09/2026Tell me you live in #Vegas without telling me you live in Vegas 110
Elon Musty -Verificado 🥑 @neruda1952.bsky.social · 05/09/2026“Paint me like one of your French poodles” 000
Elon Musty -Verificado 🥑 @neruda1952.bsky.social · 20/08/2026Ned, that joke is so corny, Arlo wants to play with it! 1411
Elon Musty -Verificado 🥑 @neruda1952.bsky.social · 15/08/2026Arlo checking in this Saturday morning, all is well 050
Elon Musty -Verificado 🥑 @neruda1952.bsky.social · 12/08/2026@darthbluesky.bsky.social Arlo is on the job this morning! Thanks for your business @clarkcountynv.bsky.social Parks and Recreation! 010
Elon Musty -Verificado 🥑 @neruda1952.bsky.social · 12/08/2026Mr. Handsome would like the pupperazzi to go away so that he can return to his nap 010
Elon Musty -Verificado 🥑 @neruda1952.bsky.social · 07/08/2026I keep forgetting to plug him into his charger, luckily he is also nap-powered 100
Elon Musty -Verificado 🥑 @neruda1952.bsky.social · 28/07/2026Arlo just made you yawn @darthbluesky.bsky.social 000
Elon Musty -Verificado 🥑 @neruda1952.bsky.social · 27/07/2026“This belly ain’t gonna scritch itself” 020
Elon Musty -Verificado 🥑 @neruda1952.bsky.social · 27/07/2026Sunday Morning under the #Vegas Heat Dome 000
Elon Musty -Verificado 🥑 @neruda1952.bsky.social · 24/07/2026And don’t forget to take a few minutes for the “pausa para tomar el sol” Darth! 000
Elon Musty -Verificado 🥑 @neruda1952.bsky.social · 17/07/2026The new album from your favorite duo drops today! Get your copy of Arlo & Mr.Fishy: Treat Tax of Love (Tunes for Snuggles) wherever you get your music! 010
Elon Musty -Verificado 🥑 @neruda1952.bsky.social · 12/07/2026Pacific time means more time to appreciate the eastern and central times’ comments and memes 010
Elon Musty -Verificado 🥑 @neruda1952.bsky.social · 27/06/2026Arlo knows what Darby knows, that with a pillow under your chin, every nap is a win! 0180
Elon Musty -Verificado 🥑 @neruda1952.bsky.social · 26/06/2026A movie still from “The Secret Life of Walter Fishy” 010
Elon Musty -Verificado 🥑 @neruda1952.bsky.social · 24/06/2026Everlasting Beefs: Hamilton vs. Burr Hatfields vs. McCoys Arlo vs. Neighborhood Cattos 010
Elon Musty -Verificado 🥑 @neruda1952.bsky.social · 18/06/2026Arlo and I are wondering if you set up sweet Darby, Ned 020
Elon Musty -Verificado 🥑 @neruda1952.bsky.social · 17/06/2026“Schedule your JCPenney Pet Portrait today!” 010
Elon Musty -Verificado 🥑 @neruda1952.bsky.social · 12/06/2026Good morning from the office manager 040
Elon Musty -Verificado 🥑 @neruda1952.bsky.social · 09/06/2026”Arlo, why are you barking at the crack of dawn again?” “I have neither the time nor the inclination to explain myself to a man who rises and sleeps under the blanket of the very freedom that I provide, and then questions the manner in which I provide it! I would rather you just said "thank you…” 1147754
Elon Musty -Verificado 🥑 @neruda1952.bsky.social · 08/06/2026Once you notice bisexual lighting being used, you cannot unsee it. This is intentional. I will not be gaslit. 192
Elon Musty -Verificado 🥑 @neruda1952.bsky.social · 06/06/2026Hey Hippo, what do you call a zoo with no animals except for one dog? A Shih Tzu! 2302
Elon Musty -Verificado 🥑 @neruda1952.bsky.social · 05/06/2026If I pet Echo, can I get a discount on tickets to Man of La Mancha? 140
Elon Musty -Verificado 🥑 @neruda1952.bsky.social · 21/05/2026This show was soooo incredible and doesn’t get the praise it deserves. It was on Sundance and is now on AMC+. 020