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Jade 🪶

@nerdynurse.bsky.social
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MSc. RN. Erotica Writer. Books 📚 • Ballerina 🩰 • Bike 🚴🏼‍♀️ Cherokee 🪶 | Mom & Aunt Educated. Complicated. Occasionally inappropriate. 😋 📍LV ↔️ SoCal I adore @odeecs.bsky.social

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Jade 🪶 @nerdynurse.bsky.social · 23h
There is no gender war." Women didn't take away men's right to vote. Women didn't ban men from education or property.
Women didn't write laws controlling men's bodies.
Women didn't build systems that stripped men of their freedom. The imbalance never ran both ways.
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Jade 🪶 @nerdynurse.bsky.social · 23h
Thank you for including me, Buzz! 🐝💛
Watching our country being destroyed by our own people is the saddest thing I’ve ever seen.
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Jade 🪶 @nerdynurse.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
I'm car door ash tray years old
The 1980s Page
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Jade 🪶 @nerdynurse.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
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Jade 🪶 @nerdynurse.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Summer Love by Henn Kim
Summer Love by Henn Kim
A woman gently holding a cactus
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Jade 🪶 @nerdynurse.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Care deeply. Speak loudly when it matters. Create something beautiful. Laugh whenever you can. Leave a little more light than you found. And pet a cat whenever you can. 🐈‍⬛ Image: “Farewell to Anger” by Leonid Afremov (Oil painting on canvas)
“Farewell to Anger” by Leonid Afremov
Brightly colored leaves on trees hanging over a brightly lit walk with lamp posts on each side. Reflections of those lights are on the pathway as a couple walks down the path.
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Jade 🪶 @nerdynurse.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
#BookSky #Reading
Me: *reading fantasy books* I could totally be the chosen one.
Also me:
Image of two medieval Knights failing spectacularly at handling weapons
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Jade 🪶 @nerdynurse.bsky.social · 05/10/2026

Patriarchy is when "I have a boyfriend" stops a man faster than "No." When an invisible man gets more respect than the woman standing right there.
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Jade 🪶 @nerdynurse.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
This. 💜
You know what's underrated? Letting people be. Letting them mispronounce a word, talk too much about a show they love, or get excited about something you don't understand. You don't have to get it, just be kind.
Everyone's got something that lights them up. Let them shine, even if it's not your thing.
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Jade 🪶 @nerdynurse.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
You’re not uncultured. I only learned about affogato a few years ago from a video. 😂 But it is something you might like. 😘
Recipe for Italian affogato. 
Gelato or ice cream
Vanilla, hazelnut, chocolate or your favorite syrup
Liquor
Whipped cream
Espresso
Mini biscotti or crushed cookies
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Jade 🪶 @nerdynurse.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
FOR TODAY
•Drink your coffee
•Stay focused and positive
•Don't freak out
•Remember, stabbing people is wrong!
•Are you wearing pants?
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Jade 🪶 @nerdynurse.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
This year my Halloween costume will also double as my ComicCon cosplay costume. So far I’ve sewn most of the fur onto the bodysuit, but I need to figure out the paws (attaching small claws to them). Any suggestions welcome. *photo of Princess Donut from graphic t-shirt* #DCC
Princess Donut (brindle Persian cat) from Dungeon Crawler Carl. 
Shes wearing her magically enhanced sunglasses and tiara. 
Photo from a t-shirt design
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Jade 🪶 @nerdynurse.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Pause to reveal your medieval creature
griffin.
You're fearsome & powerful
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Jade 🪶 @nerdynurse.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
The mind can build big worries out of very tiny things.

A fat black cat and a tiny mouse.
The mouse is casting a large shadow that appears scary to the cat.
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Jade 🪶 @nerdynurse.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
#BookSky 📚 #Writing
Authors spend years creating magic in books...readers spend a day devouring it like raccoons on espresso.
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Jade 🪶 @nerdynurse.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Brainstorming and writing erotica is one of the most intimate things you can do with someone. 🖤
Undress my mind
Slowly unzip my imagination
Reach in and caress my intellect
Unbutton my thoughts And tickle my brilliance
Strip me bare of all obtuseness
Make my sagacity pulse
- Onur Taşkiran
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Jade 🪶 @nerdynurse.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
I’m in. 💫 I already have some great drink recipes and a trunk full of hand made costumes. I also have a creepy doll somewhere around here.
WE NEED A REAL
HOUSEWIVES OF OCTOBER WHERE A BUNCH OF SPOOKY WOMEN WHO LOVE TO WEAR COSTUMES AND BUY CREEPY
ITEMS 24/7 ALL LIVE TOGETHER IN A HAUNTED MANSION AND DO
WITCHCRAFT TOGETHER
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Jade 🪶 @nerdynurse.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Also…😘
GET IN
WE ARE CUDDLING IN
THE BI BED
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Jade 🪶 @nerdynurse.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
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Jade 🪶 @nerdynurse.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
#Reading
I want a book bar.
You finish a book, slam it shut on the counter, and shout, "Another!"
The bookkeeper studies your
TBR, nods thoughtfully, and hands you your next perfect read.
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Jade 🪶 @nerdynurse.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Good morning, Sweet Friend!🐝💛
Kindness doesn't need
a reason.
It's a quiet light that travels farther than we ever know.
- Dede Hawkins
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Jade 🪶 @nerdynurse.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
I’m unpredictable. You just never know. 😜
Imagine snatching my purse to rob me and I only have a dildø
& lipgloss
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Jade 🪶 @nerdynurse.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
His handle. I have a dirty mind. 😅 #BookSky
theboywhoreadsbooks
*Enters a bookstore* me to myself: be calm
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Jade 🪶 @nerdynurse.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Conservatives when they see 2 men kissing each other

Drawing with a figure scowling while having an obvious erection
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Jade 🪶 @nerdynurse.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
I’m so sorry for your loss, Sweet Friend. 🫶🏻 They were both precious. 🥰 I lost my sweet Sumo three years ago. 💔 They always keep their special place in our hearts, even when they’re gone.
Sumo my dark gray cat who passed in 2023.
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Jade 🪶 @nerdynurse.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Thirteen years ago today, I lost this sweet boy. He got me through some dark times. He offered unconditional love and loyalty while asking nothing in return. Ulys 💔 2000-2013
Ulysseus 💔

2000-2013
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Jade 🪶 @nerdynurse.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
The best compliment you could ever give a woman is:
You look like you could scare weak men
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Jade 🪶 @nerdynurse.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
#RheumatoidArthritis
onelife_livedwell
+
Chronic illness often asks you to become a different person than you were planning to be.
That grief is quiet, but it runs deep.
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Jade 🪶 @nerdynurse.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
Post something random or you'll have an awful September Damn it, I’m also superstitious.
My new knees and the rod in my right leg. Surgery 09/2024
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Jade 🪶 @nerdynurse.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
The bottom line is, women do not want nor are we asking for men to protect us, we're asking for men to stop being the thing we need protection from. I can't make it any clearer.
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Jade 🪶 @nerdynurse.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
#BookSky
Courtney Ellis @courtneyellis
Please do not ask a bookworm if they are going to finish the books they have before buying more. It is very offensive in our culture.
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Jade 🪶 @nerdynurse.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
Some of my mutuals are following this chaos account. Alex, fuck right off. @alexhammy209.bsky.social
@alexhammy209.bsky.social

A chaos acccount that adds people to stupid lists who don’t lick Jeffries asshole
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Jade 🪶 @nerdynurse.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
kate
@QUEENWITCH
오÷
my heart goes out to any aspiring dystopian fiction authors who keep having their ideas stolen by the conservative party
02/08/2015, 00:14
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Jade 🪶 @nerdynurse.bsky.social · 16/08/2026
If liars pants really did catch on fire, watching the news would be a lot more fun!
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Jade 🪶 @nerdynurse.bsky.social · 16/08/2026
#BookSky
"Do you ever read anything serious?"
Good grief, Susan. Have you seen the state of the world lately?
Let me enjoy my vampire romance nonsense in peace.
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Jade 🪶 @nerdynurse.bsky.social · 09/08/2026
Remove yourself from situations that repeatedly trigger your mental health and hurt your heart.
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Jade 🪶 @nerdynurse.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
"Not every single woman has a scary story about a man" Yes they do. I promise you that they do.
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Jade 🪶 @nerdynurse.bsky.social · 04/08/2026
What a lovely day on the inter-
Good lord
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Jade 🪶 @nerdynurse.bsky.social · 04/08/2026
I tripped over a baseball cleat this morning, spilled my iced coffee, and my hair is out of control. It’s not even 0700. It’s one of those days.
Might give out a few free samples of my attitude today.
Limited edition. No refund
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Jade 🪶 @nerdynurse.bsky.social · 03/08/2026
Lily missed the point of my post. It’s not about people learning or wanting to seek knowledge. It’s about the dangerous trend of people not trusting science and professionals. But she blocked after running at the mouth, not letting me reply.
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Jade 🪶 @nerdynurse.bsky.social · 31/07/2026
MMIWG2S stands for missing and murdered indigenous Women, Girls, and Two-Spirit People. The red hand mark across the mouth indicates solidarity and is a symbol for silenced voices and systemic neglect. Many forget it’s not just one thing, but for an entire system that has failed us.
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Jade 🪶 @nerdynurse.bsky.social · 28/07/2026
Timeline cleanse. Our Mimic Tang. He’s still a juvenile. As he ages, he’s supposed to change colors to a chocolate brown. (Salt water tank)
A yellow Mimic Tang fish.
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Jade 🪶 @nerdynurse.bsky.social · 26/07/2026
Post a perfect album from the 90's that isn't nirvana, soundgarden, pearl jam, or alice in chains.
Depeche Mode Violator album
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Jade 🪶 @nerdynurse.bsky.social · 21/07/2026
Your take is: “She said stop, so I have five more seconds to keep going before actually respecting her wishes.” That’s rapist talk.
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Jade 🪶 @nerdynurse.bsky.social · 16/07/2026
"You should get out of your comfort zone."
Me: You should get out of my comfort zone.
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Jade 🪶 @nerdynurse.bsky.social · 14/07/2026
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Jade 🪶 @nerdynurse.bsky.social · 13/07/2026
He should’ve deleted more. 😂 Womp-womp. 😂😂
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Jade 🪶 @nerdynurse.bsky.social · 13/07/2026
He insults and lies like a MAGA as well. He has been all over my post for hours trying to get me to engage by rage baiting me. When that didn’t work, he insulted me.
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Jade 🪶 @nerdynurse.bsky.social · 13/07/2026
He doesn’t think Canada has indigenous peoples. 🤣🤣
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Jade 🪶 @nerdynurse.bsky.social · 08/07/2026
That didn't happen so hard it
unhappened other things that actually happened.
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