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NerdyKris @nerdykris.bsky.social · 19h
They to read the actual waking up comics, where he had the civil rights movement very bluntly explained to him. He wasn't deliberately racist, but he explicitly had to learn these things. It's what makes him so endearing. He believes in the American dream, and when it falls short he works to fix it.
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NerdyKris @nerdykris.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
It's heteronormative and pro-male to erase male characters, don't you know.
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NerdyKris @nerdykris.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
This gender bent version of a male character proves Harry Potter's anti-trans stance is one hell of a head scratcher.
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NerdyKris @nerdykris.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Speaking of Trump, what's your opinion on how he wears his ties? It always bothers me that they hang so low and he doesn't use a tie clip to keep them in place, and I want to know if that's an actual faux pas or just me being picky.
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NerdyKris @nerdykris.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
I love that nobody who looked at this said "Wait a minute..."
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NerdyKris @nerdykris.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
The number of hanger ons who will immediately disavow all cooperation with him will be incredible. The flood gates will open. We're going to get all the dirt. Every time he shit his pants. Every time he talked about fucking his daughter. All of it, because you can't defame a dead person.
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NerdyKris @nerdykris.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Some of these people are just way too secure in the knowledge that nobody will ever be close enough to punch them in the face.
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NerdyKris @nerdykris.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
I also blame using vanilla to mean plain in other contexts, so people don't realize it's an actual flavor.
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NerdyKris @nerdykris.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
At least Surf Dracula ends with him surfing. This didn't even end with John using the ring. (I don't count the flying)
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NerdyKris @nerdykris.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Sure, God Loves Man Kills is one of the best X-men stories. But it's not a superhero story. It's something you do with established characters to show the human side of them. You don't do it right out of the gate when nobody has any idea what optic blasts or the power of magnetism is.
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NerdyKris @nerdykris.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
I enjoyed it, but it was more suited to an already established universe where there's space to try new things. As the first Green Lantern media in fifteen years, it came off very 90's "Superheroes are lame so don't use their powers that much". It was like doing God Loves Man Kills with no setup.
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NerdyKris @nerdykris.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Mr. Largo on The Simpsons saying "you mean something... just arranged by Sousa?"
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NerdyKris @nerdykris.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
It created so many classic Simpsons lines and characters directly making fun of the nerds on the Simpsons Usenet group.
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NerdyKris @nerdykris.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Why leave?
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NerdyKris @nerdykris.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Okay but counterpoint...
Gwenpool
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NerdyKris @nerdykris.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Meaning they're telling pollsters they'll vote Republican because they fear judgement but they're voting Democrat instead?
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NerdyKris @nerdykris.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
I like how they say "If you just change how you ask, it will tell you what you want" because there are so many people like that in the world but you never see it stated so clearly by the people in question.
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NerdyKris @nerdykris.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
I honestly think there's going to be a religious cult after he dies. It might only be a few thousand, but I can't see these people moving on after a decade of increasingly worshiping him as a messianic figure.
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NerdyKris @nerdykris.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
One would assume in saner times, it would be the "drunk driving arrest" that would be disqualifying without the slur.
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NerdyKris @nerdykris.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Imagine demanding Superman date someone other than Lois Lane. It's just disruption for the sake of disruption. Tech bro thinking but with comics.
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NerdyKris @nerdykris.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
I love that it's been so long since GTA5 that the youths don't understand why everyone is so hyped for GTA6. "It feels forced" man, have you played a Rockstar game on release? There's a reason they're so popular.
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NerdyKris @nerdykris.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
He's like "I baby". No, you're a deadly bird of prey. "No, baby need snuggle"
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NerdyKris @nerdykris.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
I think it's more than that. It sounds to me like he is legitimately deeply bothered by facial hair, and the constant use of the word beardos sounds like he's deep in an internet subculture to the point he thinks that's a normal word to say.
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NerdyKris @nerdykris.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Yes but also the way he keeps saying it sounds like someone deep in an internet subculture that doesn't realize they're using the in group slang in public. Like I believe he has an actual pathological problem with beards that goes beyond just weeding out black military members.
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NerdyKris @nerdykris.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
I repeat, the way he says "beardos" all the time sounds like he's deep in some fucked up internet subculture that's obsessed with being clean shaven.
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NerdyKris @nerdykris.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Just don't tell him what happened to Notch.
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NerdyKris @nerdykris.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
I liked how Horizon Forbidden West made a point that almost all the millionaires that went on the Far Zenith colony ship shut themselves into VR simulations instead of talking to each other, because it's such a real thing.
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NerdyKris @nerdykris.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Yeah, it's not a good sign that it can pull from a source like that. It means it might be pulling information from anywhere, like Sovereign Citizen sites.
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NerdyKris @nerdykris.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
This is kind of funny, it's the end game text but changed to be about the website.
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NerdyKris @nerdykris.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
It's the end game text that runs after you beat the Ender Dragon, but with words replaced.
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NerdyKris @nerdykris.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
This one took me a moment.
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NerdyKris @nerdykris.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Or the ones that declare "This is what you voted for" buddy I assure you most of the people on Bluesky did not vote for Trump.
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NerdyKris @nerdykris.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
They tried to replace it with Magneto's Jewish heritage discourse, but it turns out all the big Magneto stories involve him being a mutant supremacist obsessed with genetic purity.
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NerdyKris @nerdykris.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Right up there with "Captain America is a conservative, actually" theories that ignore his entire history of telling off the government and fighting literal hate groups.
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NerdyKris @nerdykris.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
The infuriating thing about people misreading Black Panther is that he literally shouts the message of the movie at the literal ghosts of his literal ancestors, and people still go "But Killmonger was right?".
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NerdyKris @nerdykris.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Bart Simpson saying "What an odd thing to say."
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NerdyKris @nerdykris.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Kids these days think this is new, but us millennials remember the BDSM Alice in Wonderland McFarlene figures.
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NerdyKris @nerdykris.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
I always feel so bad when I throw the old ones out. I wonder if she's like "Where's my favorite fuzzy ball?!?".
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NerdyKris @nerdykris.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Guy's probably going to prison for a while regardless, and his sibling is really not grasping that.
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NerdyKris @nerdykris.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
It's pointed out in the BestofLegalAdvice thread that the lawyer is probably treating this like a regular firing the client to avoid things like "sued a client" and "got sued for keeping the retainer" impacting his reputation when seen out of context. Just sitting back and letting the DA handle it.
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NerdyKris @nerdykris.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
There's this weird thing on Reddit where people will post obvious comedy sketches, and multiple comments will feel the need to point out that it's fake or staged like they have no concept of fictional stories.
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NerdyKris @nerdykris.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
So happy.
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NerdyKris @nerdykris.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
I made buffalo Mac and cheese for this weeks lunches and it came out so good I wanna eat it now.
Five containers of Buffalo Chicken Mac and Cheese.
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NerdyKris @nerdykris.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Half the Choosin' Texas jokes are like that one guy who ranted about how Let it Go was telling kids to fall in line. You need to at least read the lyrics first, fellas.
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NerdyKris @nerdykris.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
We're gonna find out Shmi was pushing out babies all over the galaxy.
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NerdyKris @nerdykris.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
I just keep thinking of that thread about what being literate actually means.
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NerdyKris @nerdykris.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
My first interaction with him was him lecturing me on how stupid our IT setup was, because he could just bypass the network like so. Friends, I was there investigating why the gate house network kept getting fucked up.
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NerdyKris @nerdykris.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
There was a kid hired by the security company at work like this. His view was that if he wasn't supposed to do something, then why was he able to? You'll note this is a terrible trait in a high trust position like security, and he was quickly fired for fucking around in confidential areas.
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NerdyKris @nerdykris.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
👏You👏gotta👏end👏the👏 bloodline! 👏
Harley Quinn and Queen of Fables from the Harley Quinn series.
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NerdyKris @nerdykris.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
The Seven Days remake they're too cowardly to do.
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