Senior Fellatio Engineer @nerdydave.woof.group.ap.brid.gy · 15/10/2026The vibe of the day is: “There’s no ethical consumption under capitalism… but that doesn’t mean I won’t swallow.” 000 0
Senior Fellatio Engineer @nerdydave.woof.group.ap.brid.gy · 13/10/2026The vibe of the day is: “Getting kicked out of an MFM threesome because the other guy is an RSO and you ‘flagged him’ with your dick.” 000 0
Senior Fellatio Engineer @nerdydave.woof.group.ap.brid.gy · 04/10/2026Never forget the true meaning of football: Fingered Out Of Trousers By A Large Lesbian 000 0
Senior Fellatio Engineer @nerdydave.woof.group.ap.brid.gy · 02/10/2026She’s a 10 but she moonlights as a Charlie and the Chocolate Factory themed CBT domme who dresses as an Oompa Loompa and goes by the screen name “EverlastingCockStomper” 100 1
Senior Fellatio Engineer @nerdydave.woof.group.ap.brid.gy · 02/10/2026A dick tattoo that says “This unit not labeled for individual sale.” 000 0
Senior Fellatio Engineer @nerdydave.woof.group.ap.brid.gy · 21/09/2026Lost my colon to ulcerative colitis 15 years ago today. Still hoping there’s a fella out there interested in a bottom that can’t bottom. 😞💔 002 2
Senior Fellatio Engineer @nerdydave.woof.group.ap.brid.gy · 14/09/2026Hot take: rest areas should have a second bathroom building that’s specifically for cruising, gloryhole action, understall, and sucking trucker cock. 010 1
Senior Fellatio Engineer @nerdydave.woof.group.ap.brid.gy · 13/09/2026Still sick, still excessively horny, still ugly and fat. Everything is terrible. 001 1
Senior Fellatio Engineer @nerdydave.woof.group.ap.brid.gy · 12/09/2026The last few days have been really rough. I was visiting Boston and had a couple hookup offers on Grindr but got too tired and had to decline. Upon flying home to Texas, sinus congestion and cough joined the party, but my libido has also skyrocketed. And as a weird side effect, I’ve also been […]woof.groupOriginal post on woof.group 000 0
Senior Fellatio Engineer @nerdydave.woof.group.ap.brid.gy · 28/08/2026FOR THE LAST TIME, I POST HORNY SHITPOSTS, NOT SCAT CONTENT 000 0
Senior Fellatio Engineer @nerdydave.woof.group.ap.brid.gy · 20/08/2026Nobody: Absolutely no one: My horny brain: “Getting topped by an aggressive and dominant Colin Jost portraying Pete Hegseth while the real Pete Hegseth watches from the cuck chair” 000 0
Senior Fellatio Engineer @nerdydave.woof.group.ap.brid.gy · 01/08/2026Is it a turn on if a guy says “I’m looking for a stroke partner” to squint your left eye and contort your bottom lip to the left a bit and say “I’m having a stroke right now”? 001 1
Senior Fellatio Engineer @nerdydave.woof.group.ap.brid.gy · 27/07/2026Nobody: Absolutely no one: Me when wrestling is on: “Cody’s dick I wanna blow, Brandi doesn’t Have to know…” 000 0
Senior Fellatio Engineer @nerdydave.woof.group.ap.brid.gy · 31/05/2026*a guy in a fedora walks over from a table across the bar. he motions to the table, and you notice the table has a bunch of fleshlights and realistic dildos standing upright on it, nearly covering the surface.* "So... my polycule asked me to invite you to be our second human member." 000 0
Senior Fellatio Engineer @nerdydave.woof.group.ap.brid.gy · 19/02/2026Don’t you hate it when you’re trying to look at pics of hot blue collar straight guys and your computer runs out of RAM? Then your *trade* becomes *swap*. 000 0
Senior Fellatio Engineer @nerdydave.woof.group.ap.brid.gy · 07/01/2026If you have a bottom named Andrew, go to this YouTube video and scrub to 0:24: youtu.be/62kTh6XsfrI?si=5GFq3ypjRNx… 000 0
Senior Fellatio Engineer @nerdydave.woof.group.ap.brid.gy · 03/01/2026Horse market but it’s tabletop role playing game themed and called “Dumpers and Dragons” 010 1
Senior Fellatio Engineer @nerdydave.woof.group.ap.brid.gy · 23/12/2025Nobody: Absolutely no one: Me, yelling: “HEY ASSHOLE MAYBE DOUBLE CHECK THAT STARBUCKS ISN’T ON STRIKE BEFORE REPOSTING THE VIDEO FROM THE TIME YOU FUCKED YOUR BARISTA TO PROMOTE YOUR ONLY FANS PAGE BECAUSE I’M NOT GONNA CROSS THE DICK-ET LINE” 000 0
Senior Fellatio Engineer @nerdydave.woof.group.ap.brid.gy · 15/12/2025Erotic fiction idea: a college athlete has to make a late change to his course schedule for the next semester and a frat bud tells him to take Remedial Sex-Ed. He registers but fails to notice he’s signed up to the course ID for bottoms rather than tops, and since he doesn’t want to lose his […]woof.groupOriginal post on woof.group 000 0
Senior Fellatio Engineer @nerdydave.woof.group.ap.brid.gy · 11/12/2025To the closeted “straight” men that keep messaging me, the answer is “yes”. 😈 (I *do*get +2d6 to interior decoration.) 000 0
Senior Fellatio Engineer @nerdydave.woof.group.ap.brid.gy · 08/12/2025Today’s fantasy du jour: Marry a military guy. At the wedding reception after party I suck off all the guys in his unit while they enjoy stogies and use me as their cum dump urinal. We take two weeks for a Route 66 RV road trip as the honeymoon. He surprises me in Chicago with a bunch of horny […]woof.groupOriginal post on woof.group 000 0
Senior Fellatio Engineer @nerdydave.woof.group.ap.brid.gy · 07/12/2025I ordered some new custom morale patches for my gear: “NOT ICE I JUST HAVE A TACTICAL GEAR FETISH” 000 0
Senior Fellatio Engineer @nerdydave.woof.group.ap.brid.gy · 07/12/2025I have a cigar fetish and keep hoping that after John Cena retires from WWE and doesn’t feel the need to be so kid-friendly, he’ll have an interview and photo shoot with Cigar Aficionado. (Same with Cody Rhodes some day…) #CigarMen #HotCigarMen 010 1
Senior Fellatio Engineer @nerdydave.woof.group.ap.brid.gy · 07/12/2025I found a clip from a documentary that shows what it’s like when guys who do Locktober and No Nut November finally cum on December 1st: youtu.be/rChuqcbdf4U?si=W-BUXz-NGMi… 000 0
Senior Fellatio Engineer @nerdydave.woof.group.ap.brid.gy · 07/12/2025Consensual Shreks in the missionary position 000 0
Senior Fellatio Engineer @nerdydave.woof.group.ap.brid.gy · 28/09/2024Howdy, I’m Dave, a gay oral bottom in Fort Worth, Texas. I identify as a bear and dislike being called ‘a chub’. I’m neurodivergent and for medical reasons I can’t do much with my backside. I used to lie on my Tinder profile and say that I was into hiking. But I felt bad and was too lazy to […]woof.groupOriginal post on woof.group 000 0