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Michael Greifenkamp

@nerdrium.bsky.social
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I am a Linux administrator at a large, Midwestern University. Clergy abuse survivor. Adopted. Recovering alcoholic. I like both Star Wars/Trek. Comic book fan. I speak Atari 2600 & Apple //e. Tree planter. Illini 🧡💙 My phone # is 420-8647. I have opinions.

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Michael Greifenkamp @nerdrium.bsky.social · 15m
Also, no desire for all-online conferences. Covid has been over for 5 years. The truly best part of our campus I.T. professionals forum is the in-person "networking" (dumb term that I hate). No way I'm watching Zoom for two days straight. Well, the show on WTTW maybe. ;)
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Michael Greifenkamp @nerdrium.bsky.social · 19m
Also, funny that we do everything we can to get people to use the ticketing system, but as soon as I need to have any sort of in-depth discussion with anyone I move it to "regular" e-mail instead. Tickets are a pain in the ass. For us too.
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Michael Greifenkamp @nerdrium.bsky.social · 20m
Today I might be fixing the URL of an old web site that has been redesigned. The old URL was similar to foo.bar.edu/foo and I'm trying to explain to them that we can make it live at just foo.bar.edu without the trailing directory. Stop trying to turn that into a link and preview, Bluesky.
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Michael Greifenkamp @nerdrium.bsky.social · 1h
And then today is also a day spent pondering adoption and abortion, and why the fuck am I even here. Carol the secretary at Xerox in Hinsdale in the late 60s who was fucking her married boss could have made a different decision and saved me from all of this.
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Michael Greifenkamp @nerdrium.bsky.social · 2h
Why would a scammer send a fake "refund" check? Why go through the trouble? Just go radio silent and be done. Why send a fake check? It doesn't make sense. My trust and faith in humanity is shaken. But why priority-mail a fake check?
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Michael Greifenkamp @nerdrium.bsky.social · 2h
And I sorta forget about things like fixing GPU servers at 9:00 at night while trying to watch baseball. I'm not a lawyer -- I don't "charge" for that hour, I just do it. My job. That I do very well. I need to trust myself.
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Michael Greifenkamp @nerdrium.bsky.social · 2h
And logically I know that's not true. At worst this will elicit an "anything we can do?" which then makes me feel more seen. It's a University. Nobody gets fired for taking time off. If anything I'm being flexible. I'm not cheating any system.
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Michael Greifenkamp @nerdrium.bsky.social · 2h
Brutal week. Just let work know that I'm dealing with "The Nonsense" again today and will likely not be around much. And then I feel like I'm both lying and letting the team down. Which then leads to a spiral that starts at "They're mad" and ends with "I'm going to get fired." #adhd #rsd
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Michael Greifenkamp @nerdrium.bsky.social · 14h
It's just two grand. I have the whitest of white privilege. But I feel so, so stupid. I'm shaken. I joke about security training. Then I fell for one. And I had even sat on it for a few days. Idiot.
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Michael Greifenkamp @nerdrium.bsky.social · 20h
Credit Union thinks the check I got from the "innocent woman in the middle of this" is fake. So I may still be out $2k. My daughter thinks she knows the guy's identity. I'm not so sure. Time to call the FBI.
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Michael Greifenkamp @nerdrium.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
I sure hope that cashier's check -- if it even exists -- shows up today so I can put this nonsense behind me. So stupid.
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Michael Greifenkamp @nerdrium.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
That's a blue LED strip stuck to the wall. With a nail at the cord end because it kept peeling off the wall. I have one under my desk too. #nerd
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Michael Greifenkamp @nerdrium.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
To be fair, Debian on an old Mac Mini kept freezing. On this new little box the guys got me I went Ubuntu because the Debian installer kept bitching about firmware drivers and such. Ain't nobody got time for that!
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Michael Greifenkamp @nerdrium.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Ahh. That's better. Ubuntu 24.04. Apparently the CITES Status thing isn't working.
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Michael Greifenkamp @nerdrium.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Welp.
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Michael Greifenkamp @nerdrium.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
We're going to come up short at the midterms so none of it will matter. I will be okay when Trump finally dies from eating too many Big Macs.
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Michael Greifenkamp @nerdrium.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Latest campus I.T. listserv thread involves wiping old data from things like tablets that don't have hard drives so that they can be disposed of. Guy from the State of Illinois just popped into the convo -- "that's state of Illinois data -- you have to ask us first before erasing." HAHAHAHAHAHAHA.
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Michael Greifenkamp @nerdrium.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
FINDINGS: There is no pneumonia, pleural effusion, or pneumothorax. The heart size is normal. There is no rib fracture.
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Michael Greifenkamp @nerdrium.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
"You can really taste the kale!" -- Woody from "Cheers"
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Michael Greifenkamp @nerdrium.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
🤣🤣🤣 I saw an article and also went "wait, wut?"
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Michael Greifenkamp @nerdrium.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Also, I'm aware that x-ray should be capitalized. So should The Internet. I'm going to xerox some things at work today after wiping off the glass with some kleenex. Maybe I'll even take the interstate highway system to work today.
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Michael Greifenkamp @nerdrium.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Got chest x-rays taken yesterday. Nothing broken. Lungs fine. Gave me a pain Rx that I'm picking up this morning. Hope it isn't something addictive, or I won't take it. Sucks.
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Michael Greifenkamp @nerdrium.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Happy 4:20. Go White Sox!
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Michael Greifenkamp @nerdrium.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
97? You're worse than I am! It's because these damn Hondas don't quit. I hate taking apart doors though.
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Michael Greifenkamp @nerdrium.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
In loving memory of Ursula. (Sorry, had to make a White Sox joke...)
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Michael Greifenkamp @nerdrium.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
And of course I mentioned hitting my head and the nurse is way more concerned with that than my ribs. It was 11 days ago. I think my head is fine now.
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Michael Greifenkamp @nerdrium.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
So throwing bags of mulch over the fence this weekend (among other things) has irritated my ribs, to put it mildly. Waiting to hear from doctor's office about coming in for an x-ray.
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Michael Greifenkamp @nerdrium.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Who smokes the blunts?
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Michael Greifenkamp @nerdrium.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
The air is relatively still this evening. The interstate traffic is very loud. The fire is nice and warm.
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Michael Greifenkamp @nerdrium.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
I think I'll have a fire.
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Michael Greifenkamp @nerdrium.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
It's not "being taken over" -- it's done been taken over.
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Michael Greifenkamp @nerdrium.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Welp. 🧡💙
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Michael Greifenkamp @nerdrium.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Been giving a lot of thought these past few days to my fraternity experience in college. And my college time in general.
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Michael Greifenkamp @nerdrium.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
DID. Not now.
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Michael Greifenkamp @nerdrium.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Not often, but yes. DC several times, Raleigh a few times, LA, Grand Rapids, New Orleans. Missed trip to Phoenix because I flipped my car on the way to the airport. Drunk. 7 in the morning.
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Michael Greifenkamp @nerdrium.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
We're switching authenticators on campus to a "better" one. 🙄
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Michael Greifenkamp @nerdrium.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
✋️🧡💙
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Michael Greifenkamp @nerdrium.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
My hatred of flying plays at least some part in my alcoholism.
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Michael Greifenkamp @nerdrium.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
I feel sorta bad for our smaller, purple sibling up in Evanston. First game at new football stadium. Against Penn State. National television. And the stands are mostly empty. I know the fans aren't at Wrigley. 🤷🧡🤷
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Michael Greifenkamp @nerdrium.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Also, a week later, head is all better. Ribs still hurt but annoyingly. Deep breath still hurts, but not bad enough that I don't take a deep breath every few minutes to confirm that yes, in fact, they still hurt. 🍖 #ribs #orahamhock
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Michael Greifenkamp @nerdrium.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Gettin' a little weather tonight. Most of it is north and west of us. New neighbors moving in across the street. Lady that moved out ("oh the TAXES...") said new owners paid cash.
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Michael Greifenkamp @nerdrium.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Whoa, whoa, whoa -- you did what now??? Jesus christ, Skynet. I'm aware it has permissions that I've allowed, etc. but out of the blue "...well since you worked behind a bar..." Wait, what? 🤣🤣🧡💙
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Michael Greifenkamp @nerdrium.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Today is not the day for "not all men," fellas. "College kids are more promiscuous these days." I will happily get in trouble with HR for telling that guy to fuck straight off. I'm enraged. (Signed, an old, white, frat boy.) And do not "we don't know what happened" bullshit at me.
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Michael Greifenkamp @nerdrium.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
There's a video I saw recently... okay, surely I can find it. #old Okay, it's an old story but still. #PrayingMantis www.mlb.com/amp/news/vic...
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Michael Greifenkamp @nerdrium.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Of the 17,714 rows my little app has written to the database, 13,487 have a "GPU utilization" value of 0.
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Michael Greifenkamp @nerdrium.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Sox advance. Cubs eliminated. What a wonderful day. One team has Barack and the Pope, the other has Charlie Kirk at the Trump-supporting Ricketts family. Somebody cue Boy George. Red, gold, and green, indeed.
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Michael Greifenkamp @nerdrium.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
I was almost out 8k. Guy got pushy. The story is bizarre. It might be a person in the U.S. and we think we know where he is. Police department tomorrow.
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Michael Greifenkamp @nerdrium.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
So I froze all my credit on Monday and TransUnion just e-mailed me a credit card offer. Fucking seriously?
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Michael Greifenkamp @nerdrium.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Come on, White Sox.
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Michael Greifenkamp @nerdrium.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
What a week. I fell for an online scam last weekend. So many warning signs that I missed. I feel like a complete moron. I've been sick to my stomach all week. So, so stupid. I don't know if my psyche will recover from this.
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