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NerdParker

@nerdparker.com
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Of all the Parkers, I'm the one with the Nerd prefix. #StarWarsUnlimited #TTRPG #Daggerheart mostly.

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NerdParker @nerdparker.com · 04/09/2026
Is this a common expression in some parts of the US? I’m very concerned how dark this got.
Dialect quiz question: “I ____ her lifeless body from the pool.” Answers included dragged versus drug.
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NerdParker @nerdparker.com · 27/07/2026
Atomic Robo asking why we even have a square cubed law
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NerdParker @nerdparker.com · 26/07/2026
I honestly didn’t think they’d do it. #StarWarsUnlimited
Death Star leader unit
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NerdParker @nerdparker.com · 26/07/2026
Google's not really helping me with my fomo. #StarWarsUnlimited
Interior shot of the canals in the venetian; labeled "1 year ago"
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NerdParker @nerdparker.com · 15/07/2026
Good on @jdragsky.bsky.social for this bit in the first Kickstarter update for 7PP. Museums vs hotdog stands and all that.
A paragraph from an email where Jay plugs another company’s game: Rowan, Rook, and Decard’s Children of Time, which launched on the same day
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NerdParker @nerdparker.com · 23/05/2026
It’s go time #StarWarsUnlimited #AMCTheaters #StarWars #MandalorianAndGrogu
Me with movie SWU cards
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NerdParker @nerdparker.com · 26/04/2026
Grabbed another for the world’s most exclusive #StarWarsUnlimited collection.
Comic book Horizon Zero Dawn - The Sunhawk, illustrated by Ann Maulina.
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NerdParker @nerdparker.com · 09/03/2026
Shenanigans prevented us from recording tonight but I bought this beer for the show earlier this week and it’s too good not to drink and too good not to tell you to buy some. #yaswup
Double mountain Carla’s well beerDouble mountain Carla’s well beer
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NerdParker @nerdparker.com · 25/02/2026
I don't want to make you listen to us if you're not already doing so, but I think this is important for #StarWarsUnlimited fans.
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NerdParker @nerdparker.com · 01/02/2026
On the one hand, frustrating when your favorite burger joint gets overrun during #WienerWeek. On the other hand, they’re shoving smash burgers into hotdogs so I guess it’s okay.
Smash burger wiener dog mashup in a box with fries
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NerdParker @nerdparker.com · 02/01/2026
DS9 Michael Eddington with caption "Now you're talking"
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NerdParker @nerdparker.com · 15/12/2025
Took two months for her to show up but she goes in so many of my decks. #StarWarsUnlimited
Star Wars unlimited card Yaddle
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NerdParker @nerdparker.com · 11/12/2025
This is a great write up (and I think both Daggerheart's Encounters and Cosmere do a great job with Skill Challenges), BUT... Anybody wanting to really understand peak Skill Challenge technology needs to read Star Wars SAGA: Galaxy of Intrigue.
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NerdParker @nerdparker.com · 04/12/2025
It has always bothered me that by "spectrum" they mean not the sort of continuous thing that spectra actually are, but instead some disjoint set of "colors" any one of which might describe a person. That's called a partition, and its in an entirely separate thing.

When I tell this to people they understand immediately that I am in fact on that "spectrum".
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NerdParker @nerdparker.com · 03/12/2025
I wonder what happens at 8 AM (10 AM Minnesota time) that might cause me to be on social media reliably at that specific moment? #StarWarsUnlimited
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NerdParker @nerdparker.com · 26/11/2025
In an unusual twist I’m hosting Thanksgiving this year and nobody can make me cook a turkey in my own home.
Raw prime rib
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NerdParker @nerdparker.com · 01/11/2025
And the last pack is a Vigil legendary! Huge thanks to FFG. Happy Halloween everybody, and I hope your prerelease weekend is as fun as it is lucky! #StarWarsUnlimited
SWU cards
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NerdParker @nerdparker.com · 01/11/2025
Out late trick or treating!
SWU pack
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NerdParker @nerdparker.com · 31/10/2025
The light is fading. I must accelerate y timeline! (See that Tempest Assault? That’s a cool card. #yaswup)
SWU packSWU pack
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NerdParker @nerdparker.com · 31/10/2025
More auras like Miraj, please!
SWU pack
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NerdParker @nerdparker.com · 31/10/2025
Zam is proving to be better than I thought.
SWU pack
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NerdParker @nerdparker.com · 31/10/2025
Four legendary box, nice, nice.
SWU pack
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NerdParker @nerdparker.com · 31/10/2025
Mina is going right into my Rey deck. Already sleeved.
SWU pack
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NerdParker @nerdparker.com · 31/10/2025
Third legendary, Darth Nihilus! 2/3 of my way to a playset. Let's go for a 4leg box! #StarWarsUnlimited
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NerdParker @nerdparker.com · 31/10/2025
Kicking off the back half of the box.
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NerdParker @nerdparker.com · 31/10/2025
Oh snap, Syril’s going to need in #SlowHorses next season?
SWU pack
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NerdParker @nerdparker.com · 31/10/2025
Some packs are like this.
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NerdParker @nerdparker.com · 31/10/2025
Rampart is an underappreciated villain in #StarWars. Noshir Dalal's voice is chillingly smooth. SPEAKING OF, when are we getting a Bode card? #JediSurvivor Can't see it in the photo but that HF looks very, very good.
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NerdParker @nerdparker.com · 31/10/2025
Here we go, second legendary! Obi feels so close to playable, but is probably going to get at least one free play in a Twin Suns game.
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NerdParker @nerdparker.com · 31/10/2025
There were few things I enjoyed in Kenobi, but Indira Varma's performance was one of them.
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NerdParker @nerdparker.com · 31/10/2025
We talked about it on our show, but I want to take a moment and draw attention to how HUGE the Twin Suns mat is. Huge QOL improvement for anybody who gets 8 leaders to the table on the reg.
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NerdParker @nerdparker.com · 31/10/2025
Lucky Number 7 came out like a wet fart.
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NerdParker @nerdparker.com · 31/10/2025
FIRST LEGENDARY OF PRERELEASE WEEKEND. And it's my favorite darling boy, Timmy Krennic. #StarWarsUnlimited
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NerdParker @nerdparker.com · 31/10/2025
Just realized I told @nomadotto.bsky.social that I got an Emergency Powers mat, but I got a With Thunderous Applause mat, the other senate chambers card, if that changes his mat selection.
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NerdParker @nerdparker.com · 31/10/2025
And just like that: THREE hyperspace cards. More fuel for Twin Suns.
A Star Wars unlimited pack
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NerdParker @nerdparker.com · 31/10/2025
Two hyperspace leaders so early. Have my primal superstitions piqued. Look at Charged with Treason: the hyperspaces just get better and better. More refined each set.
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NerdParker @nerdparker.com · 31/10/2025
Every time I walk past the box, I'll crack a pack. HAPPY PRERELEASE! #StarWarsUnlimited The lighting will improve once it's not TOO EARLY.
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NerdParker @nerdparker.com · 31/10/2025
ALRIGHT. I won't get distracted today, although it's All Hallows Eve and Ned's Birthday Eve. PACKS. ON BLUESKY. ALL DAY. First pack, hyperspace leader, going to take that as a good sign. EJ Dela Cruz's spacious With Thunderous Applause mat in the background, courtesy of @unlimitedffg.bsky.social
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NerdParker @nerdparker.com · 30/10/2025
"new hire fixed a bug" twitter meme

the first thing our new hire did was fix a bug that's been bugging him forever as a user prior to joining.

he then breathed a sigh of relief and submitted his two weeks' notice. wtf??
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NerdParker @nerdparker.com · 27/10/2025
Fourth time’s the charm: I will turn this box into content! I’ve finally cracked the code: COLLAB #StarWarsUnlimited
Me, holding a Star Wars: Unlimited Secrets of Power box.
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NerdParker @nerdparker.com · 27/10/2025
tornado meme guy with text "unlimited limited"
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NerdParker @nerdparker.com · 24/10/2025
Damn, Morrow went HARD on the Bad Batch styling on this one. #StarWarsUnlimited
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NerdParker @nerdparker.com · 21/10/2025
What’s in the box, Somerset? WHAT’S IN THE BOX?! @unlimitedffg.bsky.social #StarWarsUnlimited
Big box, small banana.
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NerdParker @nerdparker.com · 19/10/2025
Mark your calendars. Three months from today. #StarWarsUnlimited
Yellow text on back: Swoodeebee Presents in partnership with Marked Cards Sodeboards are for cowards a trilogy $1k Beaverton Oregon January 18
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NerdParker @nerdparker.com · 17/10/2025
Dryden Vos is the same trap I fall into every set. Seems really cool and appeals to the Timmy in me, but just requires too much skill and counterplay for me to really pilot. #StarWarsUnlimited
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NerdParker @nerdparker.com · 15/10/2025
I wish this card was better, because "heroic arc" jokes deserve to live outside of limited. It's Star Wars. THERE ARE SO MANY HEROIC ARC JOKES. #StarWarsUnlimited
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NerdParker @nerdparker.com · 15/10/2025
I played against this deck at #StarWarsUnlimited Sectors Twin Suns and it was NOT NICE.
A SWUDB twin suns deck: https://swudb.com/deck/ekdhWhIcx
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NerdParker @nerdparker.com · 12/10/2025
If you’ll allow me a little memetic self-indulgence…
Meme: You spend your evenings refining your SWU GAME

I spend my evenings refining your SWU game 

We are not the same
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NerdParker @nerdparker.com · 05/10/2025
Really hope I’m able to get my prize wall tickets before this city burns to the ground.
Me in front of a beautiful city square
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NerdParker @nerdparker.com · 05/10/2025
Strong contender for the prettiest card in the game. You have to see this in person. #StarWarsUnlimited
Star Wars: Unlimited card Planetary Bombardment with prestige foiling
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