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Felipe Proto

@nerdmor.com.br
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Data engineer and analyst by trade, programmer by hobby. Bad MtG player. Langs: 🇺🇸 🇧🇷 🇪🇸 He/Him

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Felipe Proto @nerdmor.com.br · 19/08/2026
The number of headphones one obsessively keeps charged is not a criteria for Autism diagnosis. But it kinda could be...
A table with three kinds of noise-cancelling  wireless headphones on it
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Felipe Proto @nerdmor.com.br · 30/07/2026
Um coquetel molotov
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Felipe Proto @nerdmor.com.br · 05/06/2026
@veggiewagon.bsky.social just so you have MORE ammunition: Ward is a triggered ability. You can Strionic Resonator it.
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Felipe Proto @nerdmor.com.br · 05/06/2026
Alex Cimo passed away last night. He was 32. He was one of the people I admired the most in the card game community. But cancer is a bitch thay will take away what and who we love. Remember to enjoy what and who you have. It's all so fleeting. Rest in peace, Cimoooooooo. We will miss you.
Picture of an empty office chair in front of a microfone, Cimo's usual setup, missing the most important element:him
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Felipe Proto @nerdmor.com.br · 07/02/2026
A picture of Glottis from Grim Fandango
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Felipe Proto @nerdmor.com.br · 01/02/2026
Jackie Chan with a superimposed text saying "literally all of them"
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Felipe Proto @nerdmor.com.br · 17/01/2026
A proggress bar showing that 2026 is only 4.55% complete
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Felipe Proto @nerdmor.com.br · 15/09/2025
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Felipe Proto @nerdmor.com.br · 30/08/2025
"Marry someone who looks at you the way OG-H looks at BK"
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Felipe Proto @nerdmor.com.br · 15/08/2025
Se vier a SP, tem MtG na Omniverse. Galera super inclusiva. Em Belém eu não conheço diretamente, mas o site da Wizards aponta duas
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Felipe Proto @nerdmor.com.br · 20/07/2025
That sounded so much like a "I wish I could say you are" :p Just kidding. I follow you because of your insightful perspective, but I couldn't let the joke opportunity pass
A burnt resistor with the caption "i couldn't resist"
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Felipe Proto @nerdmor.com.br · 19/07/2025
That's the fifth ring.
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Felipe Proto @nerdmor.com.br · 23/06/2025
Those cowards gotta free this cute
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Felipe Proto @nerdmor.com.br · 20/06/2025
Lol
A screenshot of the installation page for the Google Chrome Extension "SSH for Google Cloud Platform" with the error "This extension is no longer available because it doesn't follow best practices for Chrome extensions."
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Felipe Proto @nerdmor.com.br · 20/06/2025
Um pacote de queijo Monterey Jack
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Felipe Proto @nerdmor.com.br · 07/06/2025
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Felipe Proto @nerdmor.com.br · 07/06/2025
The following text, in the style of an Evangelion opening card:
Dissecant gel silica Throw away episode:26 do not eat
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Felipe Proto @nerdmor.com.br · 28/05/2025
I'd like to submit the Brazilian dog for your consideration. And mind that they forgot about the mashed potatoes and parmesam cheeese.
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Felipe Proto @nerdmor.com.br · 27/05/2025
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Felipe Proto @nerdmor.com.br · 25/05/2025
Quadrinhos da Turma da Mônica
Quadrinho 1: um cofre abre lentamente, enquanto o batmenino sofre com uma capa destruida
Quadrinho 2: o batmenino sai do cofre, com cara de bravo, enquanto digita num telefone
Quadrinho 3: batmenino, ao telefone "Alô! Alfretiti! Cadê minha capa de aço plotelola?"
Quadrinho 4: Alfretiti, no telefone "Está na lavanderia, junto com a batcuequinha, patrão"
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Felipe Proto @nerdmor.com.br · 25/05/2025
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Felipe Proto @nerdmor.com.br · 07/05/2025
In case you sirs have never seen these:
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Felipe Proto @nerdmor.com.br · 07/05/2025
Many Elizabeths in the ending of Bioshock Infinite
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Felipe Proto @nerdmor.com.br · 20/03/2025
Absolutely powercrept by now, but it's always gonna have a spot in my heart
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Felipe Proto @nerdmor.com.br · 09/03/2025
Pra lista de "é de macho"
Uma lata de "diabo verde", um termogenico com mesmo nome de desentupidor de pia
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Felipe Proto @nerdmor.com.br · 13/02/2025
@duda.mtgc.com.br Por algum motivo lembrei de vc
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Felipe Proto @nerdmor.com.br · 11/02/2025
@gavinverhey.bsky.social You cannot convince me that you didn't try to start the next paragraph with "a challenge demands satisfaction"
The beginning of a paragraph in Gavin Verhey's "Introducing Commander Brackets Beta" which starts with "NUMBER ONE!"
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Felipe Proto @nerdmor.com.br · 07/02/2025
I should let/make you folks use the Brazilian marketplace deckbuilder. This piece of history is... something
Printscreen of a decks where you have to manually type out every card name
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Felipe Proto @nerdmor.com.br · 07/02/2025
I feel ancient
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Felipe Proto @nerdmor.com.br · 03/02/2025
Achei esse aqui. Não é o original. O que eu tinha visto eram encadernações de 18xx ou 19xx, com um volume para cada paper. Mas já dá uma bela ideia.
A row of books. The spines read "common sense", "the federalist papers", "constitution of the united states", "the gettysburg address", "selected works by Frederick Douglass" and "Selected presidential speeches "
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Felipe Proto @nerdmor.com.br · 20/01/2025
Durante o que muita gente achou que seria o fim do mundo, você decidiu assumir o que você é. 
Enquanto as pessoas tentavam resgatar os restos de um mundo que eles não tinham mais, você estava colocando tijolos pra outras pessoas como você terem escada.
Você fez da tua voz a voz de muitos.
Você fez do teu trabalho o caminho de muitos.
E é normal, mesmo depois de ter prevalecido em coisas enormes, você se sentir pequena diante de desafios. É normal estar cansada, é normal sofrer.
Todo mundo passa por problemas.
Mas você tem algo que muita gente não tem.
Você é maior do que isso, e vai vencer o que te dá  esse nó na garganta.
Vai melhorar, e em grande parte, por que você está aqui.
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Felipe Proto @nerdmor.com.br · 12/01/2025
I finally mastered Okawa! It's small. It's simple. But it's true.
A bowl of Okawa - a Japanese dish made with rice, chicken, carrots and gobo roots
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Felipe Proto @nerdmor.com.br · 10/01/2025
In response to the trigger and Yada yada
Mesmeric Fiend
{1}{B}
Creature — Nightmare Horror

When Mesmeric Fiend enters, target opponent reveals their hand and you choose a nonland card from it. Exile that card.

When Mesmeric Fiend leaves the battlefield, return the exiled card to its owner’s hand.

1/1
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Felipe Proto @nerdmor.com.br · 08/01/2025
I Used to play Legend of the Five Rings. A competitive deck at the time was known as MC Sezaru, (based on the pictured mofo) because "can't touch this"
Izawa Sezaru
Unique ● Fire ● Phoenix Clan ● Shugenja ● Void
Sezaru's Gold Cost will not be reduced.
Before bowing Sezaru to pay the cost of a Spell's action: You may bow that Spell to pay the cost instead.
The top card of all Fate decks is face-up.
Once per turn, you may play the top card of your Fate deck as if it were in your hand.
Battle/Open: Even if Sezaru is bowed: Straighten all your Shugenja.
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Felipe Proto @nerdmor.com.br · 08/01/2025
Eu estava certo.
Post de Facebook de 14 de Dezembro de 2017 que diz "continuamos nossa marcha inexorável em destino a um futuro cyberpunk"
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Felipe Proto @nerdmor.com.br · 07/01/2025
This fucker. It's the most overlooked in the cycle, and yet it makes every player look at your board and suddenly realize that every attack runs the risk of being met by a Spartan shield wall, with tiny spears ready to kill whatever Big Dumb Threat™ comes. It's the best part of valor: discreet.
Valor
{3}{W}
Creature — Incarnation

First strike

As long as Valor is in your graveyard and you control a Plains, creatures you control have first strike.

“The cracks widened, the shell crumbled, and Valor spread throughout the land.”
—Scroll of Beginnings

2/2
Illustrated by Kev Walker
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Felipe Proto @nerdmor.com.br · 06/01/2025
Bom dia
Imagem dos componentes do jogo de tabuleiro "Dungeon Lords", onde você tem que construir a sua masmorra, contratar monstros, pagar o salário deles, instalar armadilhas e vencer heróis
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Felipe Proto @nerdmor.com.br · 19/12/2024
For some reason it is called "Master Spy Deluxe Edition" on the mobile cart (and only in cart)
Printscreen of Steam mobile cart, showing "Master Spu Deluxe Edition" where it should be "Disavowed"
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Felipe Proto @nerdmor.com.br · 04/12/2024
@briamgilbert.bsky.social about pressed sandwiches: let me present you the Brazilian Pressed Hot Dog (warning: nothing is sacred in Brazil, so we put EVERYTHING inside a hotdog)
A cross-sectioned hotdog, wrapped in cheese and pressed. A side of Thin fries is also on the plateA cross-sectioned hotdog, pressed.
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Felipe Proto @nerdmor.com.br · 30/11/2024
Weird trivia: In Brazil, energy wall plugs are round, and they used look like a pig's nose. (Pictured) That led to the expression "prove that a pig's nose isn't an outlet", meaning something hard. Well, you are actually powering your stuff with pigs...
Old Brazilian outlet, yellow with two plugs
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Felipe Proto @nerdmor.com.br · 30/11/2024
Imagem da carta de Magic the Gathering "Oblação"
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Felipe Proto @nerdmor.com.br · 30/11/2024
Esse aqui. Ainda tem a venda na caixa original
A picture of all parts of Pikachu V-Union combined, showcasing 27 Pikachu
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Felipe Proto @nerdmor.com.br · 21/11/2024
Agatha's Soul Cauldron
{2}
Legendary Artifact

You may spend mana as though it were mana of any color to activate abilities of creatures you control.

Creatures you control with +1/+1 counters on them have all activated abilities of all creature cards exiled with Agatha’s Soul Cauldron.

{T}: Exile target card from a graveyard. When a creature card is exiled this way, put a +1/+1 counter on target creature you control.Brion Stoutarm
{2}{R}{W}
Legendary Creature — Giant Warrior

Lifelink

{R}, {T}, Sacrifice another creature: Brion Stoutarm deals damage equal to the sacrificed creature’s power to target player or planeswalker.
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Felipe Proto @nerdmor.com.br · 21/11/2024
If you're willing to fling a copy of iron man...
Machine God's Effigy
{4}
Artifact

You may have Machine God’s Effigy enter as a copy of any creature on the battlefield, except it’s an artifact and it has “{T}: Add {U}.” (It’s not a creature.)

{T}: Add {U}.Bludgeon Brawl
{2}{R}
Enchantment

Each noncreature, non-Equipment artifact is an Equipment with equip {X} and “Equipped creature gets +X/+0,” where X is that artifact’s mana value.
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Felipe Proto @nerdmor.com.br · 10/11/2024
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Felipe Proto @nerdmor.com.br · 08/11/2024
Pogs (called Tazos in Brazil, maybe all of Latam?), funny-shaped erasing rubbers, cute stationery (mostly for girls), comic books (oh-so-many), Geloucos (also called GoGos, see picture), and collectible stickers (like world cup or pokemon sticker albums)
A collection of 51 Geloucos, a plastic toy distributed by Coca-cola in the 90'sSticker album page from the 1994's Soccer World Cup sticker album
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Felipe Proto @nerdmor.com.br · 24/10/2024
Sure. Here it is. It's a pic from the game running, so please forgive my bad camera skills. Notice the snes console on the sides
Pipe dream running on Emustation on Steam deck.
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Felipe Proto @nerdmor.com.br · 02/10/2024
@ducavendish.bsky.social www.cnn.com/2024/10/02/b...
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Felipe Proto @nerdmor.com.br · 23/09/2024
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Felipe Proto @nerdmor.com.br · 17/09/2024
Não é tão legal quanto 93002392 era, mas estamos aqui
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